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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#74 - Mass Effect 3 left me slack-jawed. Halo reach left me awes… 04/14/2014 on Assassin's Creed 2 Final... 0
#52 - Fair enough. I prefered the better screen light on the DS lite…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on History Repeats Itself +1
User avatar #127 - dvdfaust (04/12/2014) [-]
Not to mention the inexplicable lack of a GBA slot.
User avatar #126 - dvdfaust (04/12/2014) [-]
DSi was certainly odd. I don't think any of its exclusives sold well.
#16 - SAme can be said for DS, DS Lite and DSi.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on History Repeats Itself +1
User avatar #47 - dvdfaust (04/12/2014) [-]
Dude, as portable as the DS Lite was, I prefer the original, DS by far. The size was more comfortable for me, it had a better battery life, and they were built like fucking bricks. The hinge took way more abuse.
User avatar #52 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/12/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I prefered the better screen light on the DS lite over the ruggedness of the original DS. Both great machines, but I'm sure we can both agree that the DSi was pathetic.
User avatar #127 - dvdfaust (04/12/2014) [-]
Not to mention the inexplicable lack of a GBA slot.
User avatar #126 - dvdfaust (04/12/2014) [-]
DSi was certainly odd. I don't think any of its exclusives sold well.
#23 - I like how it looks like the car burps at the end. 04/11/2014 on nom +5
#3 - Picture 04/03/2014 on stop acting like you're... +34
#51 - Picture 04/03/2014 on Jesus Christ, how horrifying. +11
#248 - I've been fat all my life, and I just lost 90lbs in 10 months.… 04/01/2014 on if we do the same we are pigs 0
#38 - I'm still mad I didn't get to build a house on Rannoch with Tali.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Mass Effect Races: Quarian... +28
User avatar #112 - Kairyuka (03/31/2014) [-]
That's my headcanon though
#49 - I weighed 320lbs, and my problem was simple. I loved to eat an… 03/30/2014 on I could be wrong +5
#17 - Got a 5-speed stick last november, and I can say I don't want … 03/30/2014 on The legends are true.... +14
#156 - I can't win any of these because I'm just average. 03/28/2014 on Ugliest people of FJ 0
#115 - Good to see some Mass Effect stuff on FJ. I like Mass Ef…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Mass Effect Races: Geth... +10
User avatar #205 - deviousdanish (03/28/2014) [-]
Go for the optics, Chiktikka!
User avatar #163 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/28/2014) [-]
How fast are you?
#213 - cdlogan (03/28/2014) [-]
#109 - Ah, I see. Thanks man! If you asked me a year ago that I would… 03/26/2014 on Sculpture Comp - By popular... 0
#95 - I didn't say you skip leg day. I just think that's a bad pictu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Sculpture Comp - By popular... 0
User avatar #103 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Shit, sorry. I replied to the wrong comment.
#80 - Looks like every day is traps and arms day. Still intimi…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Sculpture Comp - By popular... 0
User avatar #99 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's because I'm just tensing my right arm out in front. My chest is actually pretty decent. Bro! I lost a load of weight two years ago! Congrats! Don't give up! Train hard and don't give up! It'll happen!
User avatar #109 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Thanks man! If you asked me a year ago that I would be fit and down 4 shirt sizes and 10 pant sizes, I'd call you crazy. Haha
User avatar #93 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
You can't even see my legs in that picture... and I can assure you that I do leg day.
User avatar #95 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2014) [-]
I didn't say you skip leg day. I just think that's a bad picture. You look like you're4 nothing but arms and traps. It makes your chest look flat and puny.

I'm one to talk though. I'm barely toning up after 6 weeks of strict diet and 3-4 days of lifting. Might have something to do with my body being weird after losing 90lbs of fat.
User avatar #103 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Shit, sorry. I replied to the wrong comment.
#340 - Nothing wrong with that. I can't eat 80/20 either. 90/10 sirlo… 03/25/2014 on Title 0
#13 - Sauce 03/25/2014 on One thing led to another +2
#331 - That's the smart option. We'll still help you out in any way p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #333 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
when it comes to cooking im about as dumb as it gets but I know if I do cook to ask for help
#317 - It's the way we measure the fat/meat ratio. The higher the per…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #338 - saltyfries (03/25/2014) [-]
I eat 93/7 all the time, 80/20 is too greasy and it makes me sick sometimes...
User avatar #340 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with that. I can't eat 80/20 either. 90/10 sirloin is normally what I go with. Makes the perfect burger.
User avatar #325 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
well now I know

to be honest if I ever go to a butcher counter I would ask for the butcher's opinion as they know a shit load more about meat and cooking than I do
User avatar #331 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
That's the smart option. We'll still help you out in any way possible, but sometimes peoples just sound dumb. (I.E. "The bacon Cheddar burger just has bacon and cheddar, right?")

Not calling you dumb by the way.
User avatar #333 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
when it comes to cooking im about as dumb as it gets but I know if I do cook to ask for help
#293 - I work in the meat department, and it's hilarious when people …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #310 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
well I dont know what ground beef percentage is
User avatar #328 - spyter (03/25/2014) [-]
meat to fat how marbley it is.
User avatar #317 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
It's the way we measure the fat/meat ratio. The higher the percentage the more lean it is.
93% is 93% meat, 7% fat. It's more expensive because it cost more to make. Terrible for cooking in my opinion. Not enough fat to keep it moist.

Honestly, That one wasn't that good and probably could have left it out.
User avatar #338 - saltyfries (03/25/2014) [-]
I eat 93/7 all the time, 80/20 is too greasy and it makes me sick sometimes...
User avatar #340 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with that. I can't eat 80/20 either. 90/10 sirloin is normally what I go with. Makes the perfect burger.
User avatar #325 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
well now I know

to be honest if I ever go to a butcher counter I would ask for the butcher's opinion as they know a shit load more about meat and cooking than I do
User avatar #331 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
That's the smart option. We'll still help you out in any way possible, but sometimes peoples just sound dumb. (I.E. "The bacon Cheddar burger just has bacon and cheddar, right?")

Not calling you dumb by the way.
User avatar #333 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
when it comes to cooking im about as dumb as it gets but I know if I do cook to ask for help
#128 - I actually just got a modified version of the first tat the ot… 03/14/2014 on Ta2s 0
#110 - Happy Birthday! I'm tired from losing an hour, but I love the … 03/10/2014 on Totally useless facts Vol. 2 0
#104 - I was just expecting people to reply to this comment saying it… 03/09/2014 on Totally useless facts Vol. 2 0
#101 - How many people on here share my Birthday today? Bo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Totally useless facts Vol. 2 0
User avatar #109 - dancingdoggy (03/10/2014) [-]
My best friend is turning 24.
She's sad she only gets a 23 hour birthday.
User avatar #110 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/10/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday! I'm tired from losing an hour, but I love the sun staying up till 7:30.]
User avatar #103 - dehnoobshow (03/09/2014) [-]
And we're supposed to learn that information, How?
User avatar #104 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/09/2014) [-]
I was just expecting people to reply to this comment saying it's their birthday. I wasn't actually conducting a survey.
#1152 - How's N. Korea going? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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