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#1041068 - My body is ready. I'm deciding how I wanna play…  [+] (23 replies) 08/29/2014 on Video Games 0
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#1041126 - huntergriff (08/29/2014) [-]
Do it in order of chronology.
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#1041083 - axeul (08/29/2014) [-]
You shouldn't even open it, just give it to me so you wont have to play that beautiful garbage remastered collection
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#1041086 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
I'm confused as to what you're trying to say. Are you a closeted halo fan?
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#1041088 - axeul (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really closeted, I openly love Halo, just making a joke No
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#1041090 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
That one was on the list too. So which part of the MCC are you looking forward to going to hate the most?
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#1041091 - axeul (08/29/2014) [-]
I can't afford an Xbox One, or any next gen right now. I usually wait a while or split it with my brother but he doesn't want one right now. So sad, too bad. I would love to have it though. I am pretty casual though so I would start at 1 considering I never played it. I started with 3 and onwards (ODST, Reach, 4), with 3 being one of if not my favorite games of all time and definitely the one I've put the most time into.
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#1041095 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate. At least htey're finally making kinect-less models. That's a plus on the wallet.

No worries. I'm just a little further down the line from you. I played a little bit of Halo 1 when I was younger but never really got into it. I played a bit of halo 3 when it came out, but when I finally bought a 360 it was around the time Halo reach was coming out, and that got me hooked. Went back and played through all of them and it was amazing. Halo 2 is by far my favorite and ODST is great too.
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#1041077 - alexanderburns (08/29/2014) [-]
Just play all the flood levels of each and disregard the rest
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#1041087 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
All of them except for "Cortana" you mean? Holy shit, fuck that level.
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#1041076 - squalllionhart (08/29/2014) [-]
don't bother with the rest
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#1041080 - desacabose (08/29/2014) [-]
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#1041081 - squalllionhart (08/29/2014) [-]
more like gaylodst
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#1041079 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
I like 4 and beyond though. Granted, not nearly as much as the originals, but still. It's new.

I am extremely curious though how Halo 3 is going to look and play at full 1080p/60fps. Definitely my second favorite halo.
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#1041072 - istartedthewar (08/29/2014) [-]
Enjoying your XBoner?
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#1041074 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
Why yes, I found something I enjoy. Thanks! The fact that I associate xbox with the nostalgia of my childhood is irrelevant.

I like halo and I'm enjoying my xbone r

What do you fancy?
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#1041078 - istartedthewar (08/29/2014) [-]
I mean I associate Nintendo with the nostalgia of my childhood but I own no nintendo products.

I have a PC and PS4.
I don't think the Xbox One is necessarily a bad console, I just think Microsoft is a shit company.
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#1041084 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
Well I agree that MS is more crap than good, but I think the xbox division is the best part of the company and enjoy the titles they've shared like the original fable, Halo and Gears of war.

I also own a gaming PC that I built and I prefer my multiplats on that. I just love Halo too much. Plus it looks like the Xbone has a solid future.
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#1041089 - istartedthewar (08/29/2014) [-]
Halo 1-3 was good.
Aaaaaaaaand then Bungie no longer made halo
You know the story.

And I wouldn't say the xbox one has a strong future, as its sales have been week and microsoft doesn't really get the concept of what their customers want.

But I totally agree with owning a console just for the exclusives.
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#1041093 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
Well bungie leaving wasn't the worst thing in the world. Yeah it was their baby but all things come to an end. I have faith in Frankie and 343i, even though Halo 4 was a bit shaky off the starting line.

That's far from the truth. They've really turned it around and started listening to the customers way more. Phil Spencer was a great choice for the xbox division. Focusing on games more now is awesome.

I completely agree too. If I could afford it, I'd buy a PS4 too. The last of us was amazing on PS3, and I'd play the shit out of it again.
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#1041096 - istartedthewar (08/29/2014) [-]
I never played the last of us on my PS3, but the day I got back from vacation I played it on PS4 and beat it.

I played 13-14 hours in one day and was disappointed when it was over, thinking it was too short.
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#1041100 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
It definitely captured the cinematic feel and it was awesome. I loved the atmosphere too.
#1041071 - anon (08/29/2014) [-]
throw it in the trash
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#1041075 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/29/2014) [-]
Thank you for your input. Perhaps I could through it in the trash if the bin wasn't already full of your advice to me.

Good day.
#171 - One piece of advice I can give you: It's always harder in your…  [+] (1 reply) 08/28/2014 on Transformation 0
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#172 - TrashX (08/28/2014) [-]
thankyou for the advice im going to be joining the gym soon so hopefully that will help
#161 - Exactly. In my case I was 320lbs, now I'm down to 224lbs and I…  [+] (3 replies) 08/28/2014 on Transformation 0
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#166 - TrashX (08/28/2014) [-]
oh wow thats' a huge weight loss. I'm pretty fat myself to be honest i'm 5ft9 and weighed about 250lbs 2 weeks ago and ive lost 7 through reducing how much i eat. I'm hoping to lose alot more as i want to be slimmer by next summer and what not.
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#171 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/28/2014) [-]
One piece of advice I can give you: It's always harder in your mind. It's actually easy to do if you set your mind to it. It's not impossible, just really hard. Keep up the good work.

All I did was more cardio and started counting calories. I was on a 2000cal limit and 30-45min of some form of cardiovascular work, 5 days a week. Took me about 12 months to lose 100lbs.
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#172 - TrashX (08/28/2014) [-]
thankyou for the advice im going to be joining the gym soon so hopefully that will help
#53 - Noice. 08/26/2014 on chiktikkavaspaus's profile 0
#4 - Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.  [+] (2 replies) 08/26/2014 on effthree's profile 0
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#6 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
#165 - Commenting to be a part of this. This looks awesome, and I wan…  [+] (2 replies) 08/26/2014 on Oblivion 0
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#166 - effthree (08/26/2014) [-]
Will do, sharing notes with a friend as well, so hopefully the two of us combining our free time will yield results sooner
#177 - killo (12/29/2014) [-]
Keep up the good work. It's looking really nice so far
#455 - Picture 08/25/2014 on Defender +2
#14 - Hahaha. That's not even the best part of the video. Whe…  [+] (4 replies) 08/24/2014 on Security alert +74
#70 - dimthemace (08/24/2014) [-]
the guy saying "why are you asking for this"
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#37 - megusters (08/24/2014) [-]
I'd love to see a gangbang scene of this. Is this okay?
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#24 - dachief (08/24/2014) [-]
Ha! I love the way they just swarm around her!
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#34 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
That guy is like "Let me show off my gun, because I'm a bitch without it!"

What pussys.