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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:8/19/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#20 - Ok, I stand corrected. This is the second time then.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Parenting +29
User avatar #270 - irvea (08/19/2013) [-]
you & falkor should watch this Richard Dawkins Interviews Creationist Wendy Wright (Part 1/7)
please, don't watch more than three parts or you'll want to kill yourself
User avatar #497 - sinclairr (08/24/2013) [-]
I love at 2:40 she's like "There's no evidence of relations to other animals" and he just mumbles "Oh really...."

Don't teach kids about how god exists, and don't teach them about how god doesn't exist, just teach them about the world. They'll make up their minds on what to believe in on their own. Teach them what "Gods" are, an tell them how it's not fact nor are any religion's "Gods".

Do that, and your child will sooner become enjoyed in science and the universe, not because you forced it but because the Human mind is so curious.
#498 - sinclairr (08/24/2013) [-]
also forgot to add the part where she says scientists are censoring others...

I kind of just jump into talking about kids and now I look stupid...
User avatar #477 - dummerbaztard (08/19/2013) [-]
ok, sorry I'm not a native english speaker, so I may have not understood a big part there, but isn't she just believing in god and stuff?
I mean why must this guy go there and try to convince her of evolution?
User avatar #478 - irvea (08/19/2013) [-]
nigga she claims that there is no evolution & that there is no evidence of it as all
she goes around teaching children that evidence the scientists found aren't legit
User avatar #479 - dummerbaztard (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh I didn't know she goes around teaching it, now the video makes some sense
#291 - kodo (08/19/2013) [-]
Shit, I remember that. I watched the whole conversation in one sitting. Afterwards I felt sorry for the humanity for having such people accepted in society and supported by others.
And Richard Dawkins has nerves of adamantium.
User avatar #327 - irvea (08/19/2013) [-]
i feel sorry that you've saw it all
i gave up after part 4 but.. now i got reminded again i watched the rest
dear lord
i've have seen some shit but.. this just gets under my skin
hehe adamantium, u might even be right omg
#18 - Wow, I have never raged this hard at someone's stupidity.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Parenting +52
User avatar #19 - Falkor (08/18/2013) [-]
you must have not seen the Kitchen Nightmares "Amy's Bakery" episode
User avatar #489 - niggastolemyname (08/19/2013) [-]
the episode: Kitchen Nightmares Amy Bouzaglo Season 6 Episode 16 Part 1
User avatar #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, I stand corrected. This is the second time then.
User avatar #270 - irvea (08/19/2013) [-]
you & falkor should watch this Richard Dawkins Interviews Creationist Wendy Wright (Part 1/7)
please, don't watch more than three parts or you'll want to kill yourself
User avatar #497 - sinclairr (08/24/2013) [-]
I love at 2:40 she's like "There's no evidence of relations to other animals" and he just mumbles "Oh really...."

Don't teach kids about how god exists, and don't teach them about how god doesn't exist, just teach them about the world. They'll make up their minds on what to believe in on their own. Teach them what "Gods" are, an tell them how it's not fact nor are any religion's "Gods".

Do that, and your child will sooner become enjoyed in science and the universe, not because you forced it but because the Human mind is so curious.
#498 - sinclairr (08/24/2013) [-]
also forgot to add the part where she says scientists are censoring others...

I kind of just jump into talking about kids and now I look stupid...
User avatar #477 - dummerbaztard (08/19/2013) [-]
ok, sorry I'm not a native english speaker, so I may have not understood a big part there, but isn't she just believing in god and stuff?
I mean why must this guy go there and try to convince her of evolution?
User avatar #478 - irvea (08/19/2013) [-]
nigga she claims that there is no evolution & that there is no evidence of it as all
she goes around teaching children that evidence the scientists found aren't legit
User avatar #479 - dummerbaztard (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh I didn't know she goes around teaching it, now the video makes some sense
#291 - kodo (08/19/2013) [-]
Shit, I remember that. I watched the whole conversation in one sitting. Afterwards I felt sorry for the humanity for having such people accepted in society and supported by others.
And Richard Dawkins has nerves of adamantium.
User avatar #327 - irvea (08/19/2013) [-]
i feel sorry that you've saw it all
i gave up after part 4 but.. now i got reminded again i watched the rest
dear lord
i've have seen some shit but.. this just gets under my skin
hehe adamantium, u might even be right omg
#3 - I thought that was machinima......  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Meanwhile at IGN +16
#4 - matthewdratt (08/18/2013) [-]
#25 - mance (08/19/2013) [-]
#9 - skiskate (08/19/2013) [-]
I made dis
User avatar #23 - mion (08/19/2013) [-]
That's because bows are fucking awesome.

Jeez, I'd love to learn Archery.
#14 - goosenator (08/19/2013) [-]
Have this wallpaper fine sir.
#29 - SgtBaha (08/19/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#10 - Are the 2nd, 3rd and 4th people Mac, Charlie and Dee?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Poker 0
#12 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
I dont know about dee but I saw charlie in there for sure
#23 - He has no form of masturbation, so he had to put a ton of effo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on No hands 0
User avatar #26 - grocer (08/18/2013) [-]
I suppose he had more motivation due to the inability to whack off.
#68 - Perhaps my goal is speculation. 08/18/2013 on Slenderman: Absolution 0
#66 - Yeah, you have no more reason to believe me than I do to believe you.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Slenderman: Absolution 0
User avatar #67 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Indulging in the telling of secrets causes nothing but speculation.
User avatar #68 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps my goal is speculation.
#64 - Nah, the real barbara would totally remember. I would know bec…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Slenderman: Absolution 0
User avatar #65 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Sure you did.
User avatar #66 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, you have no more reason to believe me than I do to believe you.
User avatar #67 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Indulging in the telling of secrets causes nothing but speculation.
User avatar #68 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps my goal is speculation.
#46 - Wait, this might sound dumb, but did you get both Origin and s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Star Wars +1
User avatar #48 - theprocrastibator (08/18/2013) [-]
Yep!
#62 - I'm gonna **** bricks if barbara (you?) mention(s…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Slenderman: Absolution 0
User avatar #63 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
I'll have forgotten about it by then, don't be silly my minion.
User avatar #64 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Nah, the real barbara would totally remember. I would know because I dated her for a while.
User avatar #65 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Sure you did.
User avatar #66 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, you have no more reason to believe me than I do to believe you.
User avatar #67 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Indulging in the telling of secrets causes nothing but speculation.
User avatar #68 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps my goal is speculation.
#60 - If you get fired I'd be happy to take you in and support you. …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Slenderman: Absolution 0
User avatar #61 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
That's sweet.
User avatar #62 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm gonna shit bricks if barbara (you?) mention(s) this convo on the next podcast.
User avatar #63 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
I'll have forgotten about it by then, don't be silly my minion.
User avatar #64 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Nah, the real barbara would totally remember. I would know because I dated her for a while.
User avatar #65 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Sure you did.
User avatar #66 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, you have no more reason to believe me than I do to believe you.
User avatar #67 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Indulging in the telling of secrets causes nothing but speculation.
User avatar #68 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps my goal is speculation.
#176 - Adamantium sounds good. 08/18/2013 on Disregarded Jaegers from... +1
#175 - I know, and I have no shame in being unoriginal. 08/18/2013 on Disregarded Jaegers from... 0
#39 - Yes, yes I would.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Slenderman: Absolution 0
User avatar #40 - rainbronydasher (08/17/2013) [-]
Well I'm not telling you. I might get fired.
User avatar #60 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
If you get fired I'd be happy to take you in and support you.

Of course, this is the internet though and I'm certain you're just some guy/girl jokin around.

Either way, you like Roosterteeth, so you're cool in my book.
User avatar #61 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
That's sweet.
User avatar #62 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm gonna shit bricks if barbara (you?) mention(s) this convo on the next podcast.
User avatar #63 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
I'll have forgotten about it by then, don't be silly my minion.
User avatar #64 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Nah, the real barbara would totally remember. I would know because I dated her for a while.
User avatar #65 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Sure you did.
User avatar #66 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, you have no more reason to believe me than I do to believe you.
User avatar #67 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Indulging in the telling of secrets causes nothing but speculation.
User avatar #68 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps my goal is speculation.
#18 - Barbara, is that you?  [+] (13 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Slenderman: Absolution +5
User avatar #37 - rainbronydasher (08/17/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you like to know? ;D
User avatar #39 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/17/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I would.
User avatar #40 - rainbronydasher (08/17/2013) [-]
Well I'm not telling you. I might get fired.
User avatar #60 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
If you get fired I'd be happy to take you in and support you.

Of course, this is the internet though and I'm certain you're just some guy/girl jokin around.

Either way, you like Roosterteeth, so you're cool in my book.
User avatar #61 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
That's sweet.
User avatar #62 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm gonna shit bricks if barbara (you?) mention(s) this convo on the next podcast.
User avatar #63 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
I'll have forgotten about it by then, don't be silly my minion.
User avatar #64 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Nah, the real barbara would totally remember. I would know because I dated her for a while.
User avatar #65 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Sure you did.
User avatar #66 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, you have no more reason to believe me than I do to believe you.
User avatar #67 - rainbronydasher (08/18/2013) [-]
Indulging in the telling of secrets causes nothing but speculation.
User avatar #68 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps my goal is speculation.
#22 - hydromatic (08/17/2013) [-]
#41 - Made this one a while ago. Still have no shame in making it.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Disregarded Jaegers from... +106
User avatar #169 - Customer Services (08/18/2013) [-]
Hello Sir,

I am a french Canadian and i want to ask you...

In which fucking materials am i building your statue?
User avatar #180 - hydraetis (08/18/2013) [-]
Holy shit. A cool french-canadian. You are a rare breed
User avatar #176 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
Adamantium sounds good.
#114 - gitanisme (08/17/2013) [-]
This joke is so original and unexpected.
User avatar #175 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/18/2013) [-]
I know, and I have no shame in being unoriginal.
#53 - spasticpuppet (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
It actually looks really cool with that paintwork
#51 - All I know is that it's Team Fortress 2 and I'm assuming it wa… 08/16/2013 on FIFA Goalkeeper Enhancement +2
#32 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on FIFA Goalkeeper Enhancement +3
#47 - painispancakes (08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - edzero (08/19/2013) [-]
If I recall, the video was called mann vs marsians...
or something like that....
#51 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/16/2013) [-]
All I know is that it's Team Fortress 2 and I'm assuming it was created with source filmmaker. Otherwise I don't actually know where the gif came from. Sorry.
#12 - Picture 08/16/2013 on Studying -1
#22 - I like dubstep. I never understood why people go out of there … 08/15/2013 on Thats dubsterbing 0
#444 - I love going to the YMCA in my neighborhood. 2 days of full bo… 08/14/2013 on get yourself a body 0
#18 - Picture 08/11/2013 on Hell No 0
#307 - Thanks! I hope you end up with the body you're looking for. Ju… 08/11/2013 on Comic Con +1
#6 - No, thats my intestinal tract after taco bell. 08/10/2013 on Occupy movement did nothing ! +3
#28 - I liked it. 08/10/2013 on Handsome Squidward 0
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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