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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#120 - So the teacher shouldn't have said that the book is red becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Point of View +4
User avatar #124 - nimba (09/12/2013) [-]
He may have been playing the role of some one who would have thought like the class
#37 - How about his children? I like to think that all of his childr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Bob Marley +2
#58 - tirithon (09/12/2013) [-]
I know what you mean man, and not only in the music, also the looks.
#56 - Yeah, I was gonna point that out, but I didn't want to take aw…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on That Not A Word... 0
#57 - thefinalmind (09/11/2013) [-]
>not take away my moment
You downvoted my comment though.
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#54 - How's the first day on the internet going?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on That Not A Word... +5
User avatar #55 - thefinalmind (09/11/2013) [-]
Pretty good.
On the bad side, it's actually spelled Shawn in this case.
User avatar #56 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was gonna point that out, but I didn't want to take away your moment.
#57 - thefinalmind (09/11/2013) [-]
>not take away my moment
You downvoted my comment though.
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#5 - I liked it better when it was monsters and demons, now it's ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on Dr. natural 0
#19 - firstresponder (09/11/2013) [-]
I like the later seasons cause cas is awesome. but i do agree all of the other angels are annoying
#11 - I have one job that pays weekly and another that pays every ot… 09/11/2013 on Every month +1
#10 - I get paid once on week one, then twice on week two, repeating… 09/11/2013 on Every month 0
#4 - Psych is a pretty cool guy. Eh jails bad guys and he doesn't a…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2013 on That Not A Word... +48
User avatar #53 - thefinalmind (09/11/2013) [-]
Sean is his name. Psych is the company name.
User avatar #54 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
How's the first day on the internet going?
User avatar #55 - thefinalmind (09/11/2013) [-]
Pretty good.
On the bad side, it's actually spelled Shawn in this case.
User avatar #56 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was gonna point that out, but I didn't want to take away your moment.
#57 - thefinalmind (09/11/2013) [-]
>not take away my moment
You downvoted my comment though.
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#71 - Nice. I'm slightly west of des moines. (not WDM.) 09/11/2013 on Did some couponing... 0
#69 - Awesome. From which region do you hail?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Did some couponing... 0
#70 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
Northwest Iowa

The Iowa Great Lakes Region
User avatar #71 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
Nice. I'm slightly west of des moines. (not WDM.)
#67 - That's ****** man. I won't look at Fareway the sa…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Did some couponing... 0
#68 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
The bigger stores in the bigger cities are apparently fun to work at, but small towns man. Can't seem to pull their heads out of their asses sometimes.
Nice to see someone from Iowa.
User avatar #69 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/10/2013) [-]
Awesome. From which region do you hail?
#70 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
Northwest Iowa

The Iowa Great Lakes Region
User avatar #71 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
Nice. I'm slightly west of des moines. (not WDM.)
#6 - Or Wienermo. 09/09/2013 on na-na-na-na-na-na-SCARRED-F... +2
#16 - Lift weights for a month or so then quit lifting the next mont… 09/09/2013 on Seriously.... 0
#37 - I honestly thought it was called "butsex" for a seco… 09/09/2013 on Cables. 0
#65 - Yeah, that sucks. Fareway isn't too bad of a store, but Hy-Vee…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Did some couponing... 0
#66 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
When I started I was at 7.50/hour, by the time I left in June I was only up to 9.25/hour. Five years and less than 2 dollars in raise.
When I worked for Monsanto this year I was making 10.00/hour with full 40 hour weeks. Loved that job.
Now I'm at school and working in a school, and its the best job I've ever had. Love working with elementary kids.

I also had some friends who switched from Fareway to Hy-Vee and said it was way better at Hy-Vee. I Just couldn't put up with all of the bullshit that went down at Fareway anymore. No one treated anyone with respect. It's bad when a manager tells a kid to just leave when he finds out that he has to have surgery on a Friday and can't work that Saturday.
User avatar #67 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/10/2013) [-]
That's Shitty man. I won't look at Fareway the same way again.
#68 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
The bigger stores in the bigger cities are apparently fun to work at, but small towns man. Can't seem to pull their heads out of their asses sometimes.
Nice to see someone from Iowa.
User avatar #69 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/10/2013) [-]
Awesome. From which region do you hail?
#70 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
Northwest Iowa

The Iowa Great Lakes Region
User avatar #71 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
Nice. I'm slightly west of des moines. (not WDM.)
#63 - Yeah, it's a grocery store thing in the midwest. Basically, ce… 09/09/2013 on Did some couponing... 0
#62 - Yeah. I actually work at the particular store that showed this.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Did some couponing... 0
#64 - cookiedude (09/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Hmm.

I worked 5 shitty years in a Fareway store all through high school and part of college.
Every shift I felt part of soul die. Still hate going to grocery stores.
User avatar #65 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that sucks. Fareway isn't too bad of a store, but Hy-Vee is just so much better to their employees. They started me out at $10/hr with no prior experience whatsoever, and they payed me for all 20hrs of training. It's the best job I've had so far. The work does kinda suck, it's just really messy and I have to clean up, (I'm in the meat department), But it doesn't really bother me with all the benefits and wages.
#66 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
When I started I was at 7.50/hour, by the time I left in June I was only up to 9.25/hour. Five years and less than 2 dollars in raise.
When I worked for Monsanto this year I was making 10.00/hour with full 40 hour weeks. Loved that job.
Now I'm at school and working in a school, and its the best job I've ever had. Love working with elementary kids.

I also had some friends who switched from Fareway to Hy-Vee and said it was way better at Hy-Vee. I Just couldn't put up with all of the bullshit that went down at Fareway anymore. No one treated anyone with respect. It's bad when a manager tells a kid to just leave when he finds out that he has to have surgery on a Friday and can't work that Saturday.
User avatar #67 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/10/2013) [-]
That's Shitty man. I won't look at Fareway the same way again.
#68 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
The bigger stores in the bigger cities are apparently fun to work at, but small towns man. Can't seem to pull their heads out of their asses sometimes.
Nice to see someone from Iowa.
User avatar #69 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/10/2013) [-]
Awesome. From which region do you hail?
#70 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
Northwest Iowa

The Iowa Great Lakes Region
User avatar #71 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
Nice. I'm slightly west of des moines. (not WDM.)
#7 - Some guy in my town got 20 gallons for 18 cents once with poin…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Did some couponing... +13
User avatar #18 - dementedllama (09/08/2013) [-]
But how much money did he spend to build up that much in rewards? I don't know how that one works, but one company in my area has special deals every month like "buy a muffin, get 3 cents off per gallon(up to 20 gallons) on your account". It's only really worth it if you don't end up paying more for the special items than if you had just bought the gas outright at full price.
User avatar #63 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a grocery store thing in the midwest. Basically, certain items count towards this rewards thing, ranging from 1 cent to 25 cents off per gallon, per purchase of certain items.

This guy probably spent around $2000 in groceries to get that much gas for so low.
#9 - cookiedude (09/08/2013) [-]
And you are most likely from Iowa. No?
User avatar #62 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. I actually work at the particular store that showed this.
#64 - cookiedude (09/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Hmm.

I worked 5 shitty years in a Fareway store all through high school and part of college.
Every shift I felt part of soul die. Still hate going to grocery stores.
User avatar #65 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that sucks. Fareway isn't too bad of a store, but Hy-Vee is just so much better to their employees. They started me out at $10/hr with no prior experience whatsoever, and they payed me for all 20hrs of training. It's the best job I've had so far. The work does kinda suck, it's just really messy and I have to clean up, (I'm in the meat department), But it doesn't really bother me with all the benefits and wages.
#66 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
When I started I was at 7.50/hour, by the time I left in June I was only up to 9.25/hour. Five years and less than 2 dollars in raise.
When I worked for Monsanto this year I was making 10.00/hour with full 40 hour weeks. Loved that job.
Now I'm at school and working in a school, and its the best job I've ever had. Love working with elementary kids.

I also had some friends who switched from Fareway to Hy-Vee and said it was way better at Hy-Vee. I Just couldn't put up with all of the bullshit that went down at Fareway anymore. No one treated anyone with respect. It's bad when a manager tells a kid to just leave when he finds out that he has to have surgery on a Friday and can't work that Saturday.
User avatar #67 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/10/2013) [-]
That's Shitty man. I won't look at Fareway the same way again.
#68 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
The bigger stores in the bigger cities are apparently fun to work at, but small towns man. Can't seem to pull their heads out of their asses sometimes.
Nice to see someone from Iowa.
User avatar #69 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/10/2013) [-]
Awesome. From which region do you hail?
#70 - cookiedude (09/10/2013) [-]
Northwest Iowa

The Iowa Great Lakes Region
User avatar #71 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/11/2013) [-]
Nice. I'm slightly west of des moines. (not WDM.)
#3 - Here's an excerpt from the grown ups script seen through the e…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Mr. Rush Hour is right +46
User avatar #9 - teoferrazzi (09/08/2013) [-]
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#104 - Bleed it out in my ass. 09/08/2013 on Well. That's a thing. 0
#33 - Is it bad that this is what I thought of before the ac… 09/08/2013 on Parenting Level... 0
#159 - I couldn't tell what that was. Now it makes sense. 09/07/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) 0
#141 - I don't understand why #4 is here.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) 0
User avatar #150 - ilovemyguns (09/07/2013) [-]
The boots coming out of the concrete.
User avatar #159 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/07/2013) [-]
I couldn't tell what that was. Now it makes sense.
#14 - Well aren't you just a bag 'o' fun? Dick. 09/07/2013 on Kitty Cat -1
#8 - The show is supernatural.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Kitty Cat -1
#10 - FuckingLugia (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/07/2013) [-]
Well aren't you just a bag 'o' fun?

Dick.
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#49 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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