Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

chiktikkavaspaus

Rank #10376 on Comments
chiktikkavaspaus Avatar Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Offline
Send mail to chiktikkavaspaus Block chiktikkavaspaus Invite chiktikkavaspaus to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Merca
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#10376
Highest Content Rank:#3162
Highest Comment Rank:#344
Content Thumbs: 976 total,  1085 ,  109
Comment Thumbs: 12530 total,  14694 ,  2164
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 95 Content: Srs Business → Level 96 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 30.4% (304/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:0
Content Views:49234
Times Content Favorited:77 times
Total Comments Made:2785
FJ Points:13610
Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

latest user's comments

#50 - My goal physique is to be fit, ripped and intimidating. … 12/01/2014 on do you even lift +2
#24 - Lol, you can't roll something that isn't round, silly goose. 11/25/2014 on smarterest +15
#204 - The nebulizer, so I can get rid of this pnumonia. 11/25/2014 on Monday Nights 0
#123 - I don't know man, She looks pretty hot in that outfit.. … 11/03/2014 on halloween costumes +2
#98 - **** .....That's my exact problem... 11/03/2014 on Everyone on FJ +9
#76 - *Googultron 10/26/2014 on People love grabbing RDJ +2
#4277 - **chiktikkavaspaus rolls 745,670,275** last one 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#4273 - **chiktikkavaspaus rolls 388,293,128**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #4277 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 745,670,275** last one
#4270 - **chiktikkavaspaus rolls 047,364,578**  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #4273 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 388,293,128**
User avatar #4277 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 745,670,275** last one
#4266 - **chiktikkavaspaus rolls 312,847,038**  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #4270 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 047,364,578**
User avatar #4273 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 388,293,128**
User avatar #4277 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 745,670,275** last one
#4263 - **chiktikkavaspaus rolls 945,421,877**  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #4266 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 312,847,038**
User avatar #4270 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 047,364,578**
User avatar #4273 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 388,293,128**
User avatar #4277 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/24/2014) [-]
**chiktikkavaspaus rolls 745,670,275** last one
#75 - 4k TV, 3D Blu-ray player, and The matrix trilogy on DVD. 10/23/2014 on The game +1
#99 - **** yeah. Fox 17 KDSM Des Moines. my town … 10/21/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
#19461 - Oh. Well that's how I knew it. Everyone I know who is into fit…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19487 - TokenWhiteKid (10/20/2014) [-]
you can "cycle" creatine as in take it for awhile, gain some weight in water weight, stop, lose the water weight, and then go again, but there really is no need at all to do that. It's just a very common chemical you find in meats.
#19398 - Thanks. I should also add that I want to be big and cut, but I…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19399 - haroldsaxon (10/19/2014) [-]
Never ever ever replace meat with powder, ever. If it is really hard, cut down on it. Breaking and changing routine can be really hard, but for the sake of losing the fat, at least cut it down.

I recommend putting it away for a week, then consider using it once you're only looking at gains. You can exchange it for some sort of energy bar, if you like.
#19394 - I'm still trying to incorporate a lot of meat along with the p…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19397 - haroldsaxon (10/19/2014) [-]
Take in mind my answer is a bit biased, as I am a cardio fan.

Cardio, mixed with healthy eating is the best way to get rid of excess fat. Push yourself. Hard cardio exercise is A LOT harder than strength exercise for you, simply because of routine.

I just for the sake of getting rid of fat, I would cut back on meat (eat slightly less than an average person), focus on green shit. I really love throwing shit in a blender , and run 'till you're drenched every day (you can substitute running with a variety of options depending on what fits you best). You will most likely see an effect within 7 days.

Put away powdered shit. Only use that for the explicit purpose of gaining weight, and be careful with it.


You can also do much less running, but still some. Simply watch your diet for a while, while still doing serious strength exercise. A big change in what you eat can be hard, if you exercise a lot.
User avatar #19398 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/19/2014) [-]
Thanks. I should also add that I want to be big and cut, but I also want to be functional. I'm not a body builder, I don't want to be shredded for the sake of being shredded. I want to be fit and muscular, but also able to Jump really high or be able to do a backflip. those are some odd examples, but I think you get it.

Back to the powder, it's already incorporated into my routine, would it be bad to keep using it and just cut back on some meat, replacing meat with the powder, or should it go entirely? Because the powder has only helped me with building muscle, I haven't gained any fat with it. That's what I want, more muscle. I just want to get rid of the fat and the only way I see that is through cardio and a better diet. I just don't want to lose the muscle I've built, so I'm stuck in the situation of focusing on leaning out, or just keep building muscle with patience and lose the fat over time. I'm leaning towards the latter. I just need to be more patient and fix my nutrition a bit.
User avatar #19399 - haroldsaxon (10/19/2014) [-]
Never ever ever replace meat with powder, ever. If it is really hard, cut down on it. Breaking and changing routine can be really hard, but for the sake of losing the fat, at least cut it down.

I recommend putting it away for a week, then consider using it once you're only looking at gains. You can exchange it for some sort of energy bar, if you like.
#19393 - What about that part is funny? I never tried creatine before, …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19424 - TokenWhiteKid (10/19/2014) [-]
It's not a steroid cycle like you were cycling Tren or Test-e for 30 days which is the only appropriate way of saying you were cycling something in weightlifting because that implies performance enhancers.

You were just using creatine powder which is just a common supplement.
User avatar #19461 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that's how I knew it. Everyone I know who is into fitness, a few that are body builders, say that you need to cycle creatine. I'm new to the world of supplements outside of muscle milk.
User avatar #19487 - TokenWhiteKid (10/20/2014) [-]
you can "cycle" creatine as in take it for awhile, gain some weight in water weight, stop, lose the water weight, and then go again, but there really is no need at all to do that. It's just a very common chemical you find in meats.
#19392 - I was tired as hell, but what I meant was keep bulking up with… 10/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#19370 - Alright, I feel like sharing. Again 1 year, 4.5 m…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
User avatar #19420 - europe (10/19/2014) [-]
noice
User avatar #19418 - lordketchup (10/19/2014) [-]
Holy shit great progress there
#19381 - haroldsaxon (10/19/2014) [-]
Stop looking at calories. Stop looking at weight. Stop using anything powdered. Now is your chance to step everything up, the hard part is behind you. Eat more meat, and get a blender.

You have two options if you wish to move forward; go cardio (athletic), or get hella ripped (buff).
The cardio route will make you look more like the pic I had to save and search pictures of half naked men for you. Appreciate. This is for more fun stuff, cycling, x-sports, hiking and all of that good shit.
You can buff up, if you like. Back when I was in HS, I think 15 of the buys in my class actively tried to get big. A popular option, seems like that is what most fitness sites I know like, so I might be wrong about cardio being cool.

If you focus on cardio, you should still train strength regularly (pull-ups are great), preferably several days a week. You're also gonna use your blender a lot more.
If you focus on getting buff, you should still do some cardio. This choice requires a lot of meat, though. Don't neglect your blender.

And again, stop looking at your weight.
User avatar #19443 - nefarian (10/20/2014) [-]
Could you give me a bit more insight about the blender?
User avatar #19394 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/19/2014) [-]
I'm still trying to incorporate a lot of meat along with the powder. Tilapia, Eye of round steak and Chicken breast are the big 3 I normally have. Sometimes I switch it up with Salmon or a fattier steak once in a while. I see the powder as a booster, and i understand it's completely unnecessary. Especially the powder I'm taking, because it claims to have all the aminos that are naturally occurring in the meat.

See, My issue here is that I wanna get bigger, not extremely lean. My friends say I'm gonna be a tank But I am too focused on this leftover flab I have under the shirt. It definitely doesn't build confidence even though it is tons better than having that 100lbs of extra weight. Sounds like I just need to focus on eating better and keeping with the lifting 5 days a week. Minimal cardio? how often would you suggest? because I've heard some people say you need 30min daily, and some say 40min split in two sessions every lift day. It's all overwhelming to be honest.

In the end, my goal is to be big, cut, and strong, but I want to be cardiovascularly strong too.
User avatar #19397 - haroldsaxon (10/19/2014) [-]
Take in mind my answer is a bit biased, as I am a cardio fan.

Cardio, mixed with healthy eating is the best way to get rid of excess fat. Push yourself. Hard cardio exercise is A LOT harder than strength exercise for you, simply because of routine.

I just for the sake of getting rid of fat, I would cut back on meat (eat slightly less than an average person), focus on green shit. I really love throwing shit in a blender , and run 'till you're drenched every day (you can substitute running with a variety of options depending on what fits you best). You will most likely see an effect within 7 days.

Put away powdered shit. Only use that for the explicit purpose of gaining weight, and be careful with it.


You can also do much less running, but still some. Simply watch your diet for a while, while still doing serious strength exercise. A big change in what you eat can be hard, if you exercise a lot.
User avatar #19398 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/19/2014) [-]
Thanks. I should also add that I want to be big and cut, but I also want to be functional. I'm not a body builder, I don't want to be shredded for the sake of being shredded. I want to be fit and muscular, but also able to Jump really high or be able to do a backflip. those are some odd examples, but I think you get it.

Back to the powder, it's already incorporated into my routine, would it be bad to keep using it and just cut back on some meat, replacing meat with the powder, or should it go entirely? Because the powder has only helped me with building muscle, I haven't gained any fat with it. That's what I want, more muscle. I just want to get rid of the fat and the only way I see that is through cardio and a better diet. I just don't want to lose the muscle I've built, so I'm stuck in the situation of focusing on leaning out, or just keep building muscle with patience and lose the fat over time. I'm leaning towards the latter. I just need to be more patient and fix my nutrition a bit.
User avatar #19399 - haroldsaxon (10/19/2014) [-]
Never ever ever replace meat with powder, ever. If it is really hard, cut down on it. Breaking and changing routine can be really hard, but for the sake of losing the fat, at least cut it down.

I recommend putting it away for a week, then consider using it once you're only looking at gains. You can exchange it for some sort of energy bar, if you like.
#19375 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
>Keep bulking up using the fat I have, possibly gaining weight in the process before leaning out.

That statement makes no sense at all. You're going to bulk using your current body fat?
User avatar #19392 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/19/2014) [-]
I was tired as hell, but what I meant was keep bulking up with the fat eventually going away over time due to muscle burning it in my recovery time.
#19372 - TokenWhiteKid (10/19/2014) [-]
"30 day creatine cycle "

hahahahahaha
User avatar #19393 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/19/2014) [-]
What about that part is funny? I never tried creatine before, so I tried it for 30 days. I noticed that it helped, but I probably won't use it again.
User avatar #19424 - TokenWhiteKid (10/19/2014) [-]
It's not a steroid cycle like you were cycling Tren or Test-e for 30 days which is the only appropriate way of saying you were cycling something in weightlifting because that implies performance enhancers.

You were just using creatine powder which is just a common supplement.
User avatar #19461 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that's how I knew it. Everyone I know who is into fitness, a few that are body builders, say that you need to cycle creatine. I'm new to the world of supplements outside of muscle milk.
User avatar #19487 - TokenWhiteKid (10/20/2014) [-]
you can "cycle" creatine as in take it for awhile, gain some weight in water weight, stop, lose the water weight, and then go again, but there really is no need at all to do that. It's just a very common chemical you find in meats.
User avatar #19390 - scoobydoobydo (10/19/2014) [-]
I facepalmed. This is why I no longer respond to threads.
#19219 - I lost 100lbs in 11 months. 320lbs>220lbs. Now I'm bulking … 10/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#19217 - You'll definitely slim down in the face of you lose weight. I … 10/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#137 - That's a trilby. 10/14/2014 on The effect of fedoras 0
#94 - Lloyd in space? The weekenders? Whatever Happened to R…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 4 +17
#101 - bogbean (09/30/2014) [-]
best two there were lloyd in space and fillmore, definitely
#61 - Haha, got source on that gif? 09/30/2014 on I Disagree -1
#129 - Picture 09/19/2014 on Proverbs 26:11 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2200

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #34 to #33 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
no!
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#42 to #41 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
#14 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
 Friends (0)