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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#266 - White  [+] (6 new replies) 10/02/2013 on need a new background any... 0
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last one.
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#263 - I like video games.......Especially bungie.....  [+] (8 new replies) 10/02/2013 on need a new background any... 0
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last one.
#262 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 10/02/2013 on need a new background any... 0
#263 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/02/2013) [-]
I like video games.......Especially bungie.....
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#263 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/02/2013) [-]
I like video games.......Especially bungie.....
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#263 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/02/2013) [-]
I like video games.......Especially bungie.....
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#263 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/02/2013) [-]
I like video games.......Especially bungie.....
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#282 - I did get iOS 7, but it didn't fix anything with my wifi or facetime. 09/30/2013 on Meet Mike. 0
#42 - I prefer iPhones. I just like the layout and design. Partially…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Meet Mike. +45
User avatar #287 - insaneguy (10/01/2013) [-]
liquipel.com

ACTUAL phone waterproofing services.
#232 - vahid (09/29/2013) [-]
What many, way too many people fail to realize is how much an Iphone is really worth. You buy a Iphone 4s for about 600 bucks or less and you can sell it for half of that or even more! Iphones do not really depreciate at all. You pay a lot up front, yes, but what do you get for that money? One of the best phones on the market aswell as a solid money maker if you want to switch or upgrade to a newer Phone.

Just to put it in a perspective, a used Iphone 4s nets you a used Galaxy S4.

Think about that for a minute.
User avatar #197 - tekoronia (09/29/2013) [-]
Thank you for saying this! I totally agree with you on the design, and I'm getting a new iphone when the new ones are out in my country (haven't decided if I want 5c or 5s). My old one is an almost 4 year old iphone 3gs where the only button that works is the home button.
#89 - dixten (09/29/2013) [-]
Don't worry, once you upgrade, your new iPhone will be waterproof!
User avatar #76 - bitofacunt (09/29/2013) [-]
Take it that you didnt get the new iOS7 update then, otherwise your phone would have been fine
User avatar #292 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/02/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I'm retarded. I only now realized you were referencing the "waterproof" update...
User avatar #282 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/30/2013) [-]
I did get iOS 7, but it didn't fix anything with my wifi or facetime.
#266 - Was listening to this when I saw the gif. Fits perfectly. 09/29/2013 on that's true... 0
#115 - Coca-cola 09/29/2013 on Oops... 0
#3 - Rollin? 09/28/2013 on Made me laugh +1
#4 - But I like milking Leo. 09/28/2013 on Damn... +1
#23 - "hehehehehe, Propane." 09/28/2013 on Morbid for... well,... +15
#8 - It's a mashup of Game of Thrones and Mulan.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on MOTHER!? 0
#9 - megazoidubertron (09/28/2013) [-]
oh, ok
i did not watch game of thrones.
thanks.
#16 - The "U" key broken, is it? 09/28/2013 on oops 0
#176 - Yeah, the sprints are supposed to strengthen your metabolism l…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2013 on wow! +1
User avatar #269 - besle (09/28/2013) [-]
Drink some coffee if you train, caffeine makes you burn calories faster. Combine it with grape juice, and you lengthen the effect of the caffeine.

#392 - simplicify (09/28/2013) [-]
sorry I was off but I will just join in here: a big breakfast too I was shocked at first because I did about 6 months of research before getting in to fitness and found out a lot about the body I didn't know. So back to the topic eating a big breakfast with a lot of protein and instead of a juice, drinking water will up your metabolic rate too a bit.
User avatar #393 - besle (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, if you want a completely alternate kind of metabolism, you can drop carbohydrates all together. Though only advised if you're trying to lose weight through cardio.

I've tried a rather strict diet a couple of times. I usually only last about 2 weeks, but the results are impressive. Each time i lose at least 5 kg, even though my diet consists of bacon, eggs, lots of meat, and vegetables. I even ate sweet stuff like pancakes, and candy and such.
#394 - simplicify (09/28/2013) [-]
You seam to know what you're talking about, I only really do a strict diet and up my cardio from time to time when I want to define but it always works fine I just down the carbs and raise the amount of protein I eat. The results are perfect though I went down 3-4% of bodyfat in just 2 weeks, but I have had problems with body fat before. You just need to try different methods or a combination of methods and see what works for you. I think everyone can do it though if they put their mind to it.
User avatar #395 - besle (09/28/2013) [-]
Well i have a rather high amount of body fat at the moment, but when i was at my peak i went to the gym about 3 times a week, and did cardio for about 1 and a half hour each week.

But there is a lot of different ways to achieve getting a nice body. 4H body is worth reading if you want tips on ways to achieve it.
#23 - I don't know man, I saw Elysium the other day and Damon is sti… 09/28/2013 on Good guy Mark Wahlberg +1
#163 - I know. I used to weigh 320lbs, but I started eating healthy a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on wow! +1
#265 - radamski (09/28/2013) [-]
Well done. Good luck for the rest dood.

Gif unrelated.
#158 - 5+ Sets of 30 second sprints for exercise with 6 small healthy…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/28/2013 on wow! +3
User avatar #174 - biggydy (09/28/2013) [-]
Cool. I will research some more cause i need to lose like 15 Kg.
#212 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2013) [-]
15kg should be easy to loose if you adjust your diet correctly. Excersize is important but eating well is more important. No portions larger than one fist. 1 portion neet, 1 portion greens, 1 portions carbs. 3 meals a day. You'll be skinny. Be wary of mums and nannas who overfeed you. good luck.
User avatar #176 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the sprints are supposed to strengthen your metabolism like lifting does for your muscles, and the 6 small meals keeps your metabolism even throughout the day so it doesn't starve.
User avatar #269 - besle (09/28/2013) [-]
Drink some coffee if you train, caffeine makes you burn calories faster. Combine it with grape juice, and you lengthen the effect of the caffeine.

#392 - simplicify (09/28/2013) [-]
sorry I was off but I will just join in here: a big breakfast too I was shocked at first because I did about 6 months of research before getting in to fitness and found out a lot about the body I didn't know. So back to the topic eating a big breakfast with a lot of protein and instead of a juice, drinking water will up your metabolic rate too a bit.
User avatar #393 - besle (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, if you want a completely alternate kind of metabolism, you can drop carbohydrates all together. Though only advised if you're trying to lose weight through cardio.

I've tried a rather strict diet a couple of times. I usually only last about 2 weeks, but the results are impressive. Each time i lose at least 5 kg, even though my diet consists of bacon, eggs, lots of meat, and vegetables. I even ate sweet stuff like pancakes, and candy and such.
#394 - simplicify (09/28/2013) [-]
You seam to know what you're talking about, I only really do a strict diet and up my cardio from time to time when I want to define but it always works fine I just down the carbs and raise the amount of protein I eat. The results are perfect though I went down 3-4% of bodyfat in just 2 weeks, but I have had problems with body fat before. You just need to try different methods or a combination of methods and see what works for you. I think everyone can do it though if they put their mind to it.
User avatar #395 - besle (09/28/2013) [-]
Well i have a rather high amount of body fat at the moment, but when i was at my peak i went to the gym about 3 times a week, and did cardio for about 1 and a half hour each week.

But there is a lot of different ways to achieve getting a nice body. 4H body is worth reading if you want tips on ways to achieve it.
#1 - It took me a few loops before I realized there was a third guy.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Asians... +15
#10 - nightdude (09/27/2013) [-]
The guy in the black is elusive as shit
#9 - betesta (09/27/2013) [-]
But did you see the moonwalking bear?
#8 - tabarzins (09/27/2013) [-]
#2 - schnitzelwagen (09/27/2013) [-]
There was?
User avatar #3 - xitsukalong (09/27/2013) [-]
Yup, white top, red top, and black top.
User avatar #6 - coustify (09/27/2013) [-]
I only saw yellow tops.
#7 - I like skrillex and some of his music. 09/27/2013 on Skrillex Fax Machine +1
#67 - it says " **** the colorblind" 09/26/2013 on Well then +1
#11 - I don't hate LL Cool J. He just seems like a cool dude. 09/24/2013 on Snoop Dogg +1
#30 - MFW I have no idea what the hell either of these things are. … 09/24/2013 on How i feel these days -1
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #34 to #33 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
no!
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#42 to #41 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
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User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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