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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

latest user's comments

#20 - That's it, Ay-Aron. You can head to Principal OShean-Henassy's…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Aaron 'Jaws' Homocki +4
User avatar #31 - herptyderpies (10/16/2013) [-]
my name is blake and my oler sister calles me Balakay all the time now haha
#27 - gaaay (10/16/2013) [-]
Twilight is my jam niggah!
#26 - gaaay (10/16/2013) [-]
Teemothee?

Preesent.
#95 - because he was assuming that OP stole this from the internet, … 10/16/2013 on My brother's yearbook staff... +1
#13 - Every photo ends up on google images if you posted it on the i… 10/15/2013 on My brother's yearbook staff... +2
#19 - If you look closely, you can see that that case hasn't even be…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Don't mess with Uncle 0
User avatar #26 - Silver Quantum (10/15/2013) [-]
i think it was more of a threat for next time he doesn't clean his room
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2013) [-]
See, if my parent ACTUALLY damaged my disk for something stupid like that, they'd notice their shit starting to disappear.
#21 - theXsjados (10/15/2013) [-]
jacklane is right; but so are you: that's a blank dvd. The uncle or w/e probably didn't want to sabotage a game he payed $60 for so he used a blank to teach the kid a lesson.
User avatar #24 - jacklane (10/15/2013) [-]
Agreed, I didn't mean to imply an actual GTA V game was ruined!
User avatar #20 - jacklane (10/15/2013) [-]
Actually, many people just slice through the sticker than peel it off. I myself take pride in peeling the sticker off without jenking up the plastic underneath
#10 - It's the new spider man guy. 10/15/2013 on London 0
#48 - That's a good routine to follow, but you need cardio more than… 10/15/2013 on 'Murica +1
#50 - mine. 10/15/2013 on My wallpaper 0
#14 - Dude, I would love to be at 220 right now. At my heav…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on 'Murica +3
User avatar #34 - ratchetmiles (10/15/2013) [-]
How did you lose your weight? I'm 300 something. I might start doing this: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4734912/get+yourself+a+body/
User avatar #48 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/15/2013) [-]
That's a good routine to follow, but you need cardio more than you need strength if you're planning to just lose fat. I'm no expert, but I hope what I know can get you going.
You need to focus on your diet. What you eat makes up 75-80% of losing weight. You can exercise all you want, but it won't do you any good if you eat 3000+ Calories of shitty food every day. Keep track of your calories. It's easier that way. I use this: www.myfitnesspal.com/
It's especially great if you have a smart phone. The app is extremely helpful on the go.

Week 1-2: No exercise. Focus on getting your diet down and working on a routine. No junk food. Try to keep it around 2000 calories each day. Refer to the food pyramid. If you ever feel sick from hunger while your body is getting used to the new diet, eat some veggies, they make you feel full for longer. Eat protein to make sure your body burns the fat, not the muscle. Carbs don't help much with losing fat, so keep carb intake to a minimum. Make sure you get your sleeping schedule properly aligned too. Sleep is key with the exercise. Try and get at the very least 7-8hrs of sleep each night, otherwise you'll feel like a sore/starving zombie and it'll be so easy to give up in that mode.

Week 3-4: Start some exercise. Doesn't matter what time of day. Start slow, don't push it right out of the gate. Go for a 30min walk, or start with that routine you showed me. Anything that gets your heart rate up, even in the slightest, for long periods is good. Try some HIT, (High Interval Training). It's basically sprints. Do 6 sets of 30sec sprints with 1:30/2min breaks in between sets. Again, don't push it though, and stretch a little before and after each workout.

Week 5 and beyond: Keep with it, slowly upping everything as you go. If your body gets used to the exercise, make it harder. Weigh yourselve at the end of each week, (Try to keep it the same day/time every week to keep it accurate as possible).

Hopefully this helps. Good Luck!
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on I don't know how I never... 0
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#14 - Atlantis was 2001. 10/14/2013 on Atlantis the lost empire +1
#6 - No it wasn't. His reply was clearly "Source: flopryn"… 10/13/2013 on How Do You Find A Vegan? 0
#16 - Am I the only one that's reminded of that one side mission in … 10/11/2013 on Server Suicide +1
#48 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Evolution of the Alphabet +6
User avatar #59 - AnonsForSure (10/11/2013) [-]
are those 3 the only special characters you got?
User avatar #50 - rockerrocksixty (10/11/2013) [-]
#6 - TV show from the 80s called "Police Squad". It was o…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Dead Guy +4
#17 - ronrod (10/11/2013) [-]
Thanks. I've seen so many posts on here about it. I've been wanting to watch it.
#13 - mrcocoabeans (10/11/2013) [-]
Naked gun trilogy is fucking amazing
#15 - Womens Study Major (10/11/2013) [-]
Naked gun trilogy *Leslie Nielsen is fucking amazing
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#22 - Hey, thanks. Means a lot.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Exercise +1
User avatar #25 - theugandanhero (10/10/2013) [-]
You are very welcome and sometimes I'd like to think that moral support and being genuine about it is better than any other sort of motivation
#19 - I've actually lost 62 pounds so far thanks to eating healthy a…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Exercise +3
User avatar #20 - theugandanhero (10/10/2013) [-]
You're doing good man keep going at it
User avatar #22 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/10/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks. Means a lot.
User avatar #25 - theugandanhero (10/10/2013) [-]
You are very welcome and sometimes I'd like to think that moral support and being genuine about it is better than any other sort of motivation
#18 - That picture makes him look like a white Morgan Freeman. 10/10/2013 on Morgan Freeman 0
#5 - Any suggestions as to what I should be using besides norton? B…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Norton Has Expired (and dgaf) 0
User avatar #93 - timmity (10/09/2013) [-]
AVG
User avatar #70 - Kritarie (10/09/2013) [-]
Use Avast and Malwarebytes
#52 - lolothundah (10/09/2013) [-]
Bitdefender Free Edition. VERY VERY light on the system (seriously) and quick. Reliable too since it has a system scan that isn't heavy at all.

On my system I also have Malwarebytes but I only use it as a last resort
User avatar #24 - Nameloc (10/09/2013) [-]
Get Avast.
I can't even try to get a virus.

Pair it with COMODO Firewall and you're set.

If you ever want to see how great your defenses is, try going to:
www.nobrain.dk
If your anti-virus doesn't immediately start blocking the trojan downloads, then it's best to close out of that site, ditch your current AV and find a new one and scan immediately.
#12 - mayoroftownsville (10/09/2013) [-]
Avira
#23 - Nameloc (10/09/2013) [-]
I've heard a few good things from Avira, although whenever I tried to use their "USB/ portable version" of the anti-virus, it never worked. Kinda sucked because at the time, I really needed an anti-virus to scan from a flash drive. (Was trying to get a heavily infected computer clean, and it would deny the installation of Avast, Malbytes, Microsoft Security Essentials, etc.)

Since then I've kinda strayed away from Avira.
User avatar #11 - killjoyIIII (10/09/2013) [-]
kaspersky is good
User avatar #8 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
I use malwarebytes, pretty lightweight and the full version you only have to pay for once and it's yours with unlimited updates (support the devs, yo).
User avatar #15 - roflnaut (10/09/2013) [-]
I use that paired with Vipre.
My computer is like fortress, except none of it slows down my comp much.
#9 - glu (10/09/2013) [-]
i used to use that (i think i still might have it actually) and to me it seemed like it wasnt even there and that it didnt really do anything for my computer.
User avatar #14 - adu (10/09/2013) [-]
Malwarebytes is honestly the most straight-forward and efficient antivirus I have ever used. Plus, if you get Malwarebytes Chameleon, it's virtually impossible for a virus to disable the antivirus and it cleans shit up reaaal nice.
User avatar #10 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'll forget about it,just to reopen it and fine that it tossed a bunch of files into quarantine that were infected with the virus of the day. I enjoy it, but there's lots out there so
User avatar #7 - bloodygod (10/09/2013) [-]
AVAST! .... the fire
User avatar #6 - holycrapimacupcake (10/09/2013) [-]
I use Kaspersky Lab.
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#1 - I don't remember liking this.......  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on poor poor little bug +43
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on GTA 5 hilarious car cannon... 0
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#10 - ROOOOGGGER. 10/07/2013 on After Taco Bell 0
#18 - According to wikipedia it is. 10/06/2013 on A little LOTR and 5th... 0
#8 - 1. Lord of the rings 2. Gandalf 3. Sir Ian Mckellen …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2013 on A little LOTR and 5th... +4
User avatar #10 - makedonski (10/06/2013) [-]
Is that really leeloo's full name?
User avatar #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/06/2013) [-]
According to wikipedia it is.
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#49 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #34 to #33 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
no!
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#42 to #41 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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