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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#12 - I actually have a tattoo related to strength. I don't…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2013 on CLAMPS +6
User avatar #13 - snakefire (10/21/2013) [-]
I bet it says retard.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2013) [-]
Retard strength is not be messed with hand vic clamps
#14 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/21/2013) [-]
Yep. You're 100% correct.
#3 - Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma. That's like the complete opposi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on Hollywood + Russia=? +8
#4 - commonlyrare (10/19/2013) [-]
I think maybe he meant the chuck norris picture was from czech republic
#8 - Tramp Stamp Barbie? Seriously?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Tramp stamps +3
#53 - fullmetaldonut (10/20/2013) [-]
oh good god...
#70 - indonesia (10/20/2013) [-]
why the fuck there's my username there?
#19 - Quit being edgy. You're scaring the children.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2013 on 3D-Shirt 0
User avatar #27 - OldSnake (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - bruinslover (10/20/2013) [-]
"did he get castrated on that line?"
#11 - Try it out. If you don't like it, that's fine. But at least yo… 10/19/2013 on Link to the Past 0
#7 - He used to be a hefty kid too. He's partially the reason I sta… 10/18/2013 on Pretty sure they make this... -1
#6 - Thanks, wikipedia, for clearing that up. 10/18/2013 on Rob Evens +167
#3 - Picture 10/18/2013 on I don't believe you +1
#7 - Picture 10/18/2013 on Two Letters And You're A... +4
#52 - I feel like I'm the only person who likes Sinnoh the best.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Motherfucking Hoenn +1
User avatar #89 - crimsontyyde (10/18/2013) [-]
Sinnoh was my shit man. LOVED it. And Platinum was just perfection.
User avatar #63 - princessren (10/18/2013) [-]
I really liked Sinoh
one of my favorites overall
but Hoenn was the bomb too
#58 - genma (10/18/2013) [-]
You're not alone. Sinnoh was the first Pokemon game I got serious abut, and I loved played anything out of Gen 4.

Wasn't for Diamond and Pearl, I woulnd'nt have been in Vaniville yesterday.
#7 - Wait, you had dry mouth? All you had to do was open your mouth, dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Wow, Nature's many marvel's +1
User avatar #12 - konradkurze (10/17/2013) [-]
do you even know about salt water
#535 - My seduction is no match for you.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2013 on infernalinsolence's profile 0
#537 - infernalinsolence (10/17/2013) [-]
#536 - infernalinsolence (10/17/2013) [-]
#167 - yeah. 10/17/2013 on hello 0
#84 - It's already been ruined. Why not cash in on it's success? 10/17/2013 on Smooth +1
#7 - This part was actually unscripted. Actually, the entire game w…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Smooth +279
User avatar #60 - messerauditore (10/17/2013) [-]
Let's run this one into the ground too shall we?
User avatar #84 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/17/2013) [-]
It's already been ruined. Why not cash in on it's success?
#59 - johnnygat (10/17/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #26 - tittylovin (10/16/2013) [-]
This are still hilarious, thank you.
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User avatar #131 - tittylovin (10/17/2013) [-]
Man, I noticed that this morning.
I have no idea what the fuck I was actually thinking when I said that.
#132 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#20 - That's it, Ay-Aron. You can head to Principal OShean-Henassy's…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Aaron 'Jaws' Homocki +4
User avatar #31 - herptyderpies (10/16/2013) [-]
my name is blake and my oler sister calles me Balakay all the time now haha
#27 - gaaay (10/16/2013) [-]
Twilight is my jam niggah!
#26 - gaaay (10/16/2013) [-]
Teemothee?

Preesent.
#95 - because he was assuming that OP stole this from the internet, … 10/16/2013 on My brother's yearbook staff... +1
#13 - Every photo ends up on google images if you posted it on the i… 10/15/2013 on My brother's yearbook staff... +2
#19 - If you look closely, you can see that that case hasn't even be…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Don't mess with Uncle 0
User avatar #26 - Silver Quantum (10/15/2013) [-]
i think it was more of a threat for next time he doesn't clean his room
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2013) [-]
See, if my parent ACTUALLY damaged my disk for something stupid like that, they'd notice their shit starting to disappear.
#21 - theXsjados (10/15/2013) [-]
jacklane is right; but so are you: that's a blank dvd. The uncle or w/e probably didn't want to sabotage a game he payed $60 for so he used a blank to teach the kid a lesson.
User avatar #24 - jacklane (10/15/2013) [-]
Agreed, I didn't mean to imply an actual GTA V game was ruined!
User avatar #20 - jacklane (10/15/2013) [-]
Actually, many people just slice through the sticker than peel it off. I myself take pride in peeling the sticker off without jenking up the plastic underneath
#10 - It's the new spider man guy. 10/15/2013 on London 0
#48 - That's a good routine to follow, but you need cardio more than… 10/15/2013 on 'Murica +1
#50 - mine. 10/15/2013 on My wallpaper 0
#14 - Dude, I would love to be at 220 right now. At my heav…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on 'Murica +3
User avatar #34 - ratchetmiles (10/15/2013) [-]
How did you lose your weight? I'm 300 something. I might start doing this: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4734912/get+yourself+a+body/
User avatar #48 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/15/2013) [-]
That's a good routine to follow, but you need cardio more than you need strength if you're planning to just lose fat. I'm no expert, but I hope what I know can get you going.
You need to focus on your diet. What you eat makes up 75-80% of losing weight. You can exercise all you want, but it won't do you any good if you eat 3000+ Calories of shitty food every day. Keep track of your calories. It's easier that way. I use this: www.myfitnesspal.com/
It's especially great if you have a smart phone. The app is extremely helpful on the go.

Week 1-2: No exercise. Focus on getting your diet down and working on a routine. No junk food. Try to keep it around 2000 calories each day. Refer to the food pyramid. If you ever feel sick from hunger while your body is getting used to the new diet, eat some veggies, they make you feel full for longer. Eat protein to make sure your body burns the fat, not the muscle. Carbs don't help much with losing fat, so keep carb intake to a minimum. Make sure you get your sleeping schedule properly aligned too. Sleep is key with the exercise. Try and get at the very least 7-8hrs of sleep each night, otherwise you'll feel like a sore/starving zombie and it'll be so easy to give up in that mode.

Week 3-4: Start some exercise. Doesn't matter what time of day. Start slow, don't push it right out of the gate. Go for a 30min walk, or start with that routine you showed me. Anything that gets your heart rate up, even in the slightest, for long periods is good. Try some HIT, (High Interval Training). It's basically sprints. Do 6 sets of 30sec sprints with 1:30/2min breaks in between sets. Again, don't push it though, and stretch a little before and after each workout.

Week 5 and beyond: Keep with it, slowly upping everything as you go. If your body gets used to the exercise, make it harder. Weigh yourselve at the end of each week, (Try to keep it the same day/time every week to keep it accurate as possible).

Hopefully this helps. Good Luck!
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#14 - Atlantis was 2001. 10/14/2013 on Atlantis the lost empire +1
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #34 to #33 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
no!
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#42 to #41 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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