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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.
Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.
Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.
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|#3 - Do you even know what it means to play a tiny violin? [+] (23 new replies)||08/31/2013 on Read it||+54|
#21 - anonymous poster (08/31/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're joking or you actually think a popular saying comes from a film
#37 - snowshark (08/31/2013) [-]
Hate to support sketchysketchist here since he's being a humungous faggot about it all and acting very similarly to how a SWAG-Fag would act (though I'm not so cruel as to actually say he is one) dealing with him does include not talking to him. "Deal with it" means "Accept the fact that it exists and move on".
#10 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/31/2013) [-]
I never said I didn't care, you did. Which is odd, because you said this crap that celebrities do doesn't affect your life at all, but you made a pretty big fuss about this guy's joke in the content, when it also doesn't affect your life in the least.
So you basically said, "I don't care about celebrities, but I care about people who pretend to not care about celebrities."
#11 - sketchysketchist (08/31/2013) [-]
No you misunderstood, when I said," you care by not caring..." I didn't mean you as in just you but you as in you the reader/people in general.
I didn't really make a big fuss. I just said I don't care about someone not caring because not caring just brings attention to the thing you're not caring about.
And you're correct. I did pretty much mean that.
#39 - snowshark (08/31/2013) [-]
Look, I'm not gonna judge you on how this bullshit went down, dude, but I just gotta say. You are not painting a good picture of yourself. Whilst 'not caring' about things is fine; you don't need to display your lack of caring in a way that upsets other people.
It's getting to the point where people on FJ actually give a shit about each other (which is why I'm taking the time to try and chat to you rather than coming out and throwing shit at you because of the way you acted here) and the community is getting less tolerant of people going around making other people look/feel bad for no real reason.
Yeah, you don't care. But a lot of other guys on the site do, and that's why you're getting this big, negative reaction.
Also, you didn't know that the tiny violin meme came from spongebob squarepants and not Reservoir dogs (which did do it first but people identify spongebob as being the root of the meme itself) so that's another reason you got the shit razzed out of you, which is kind of a shame.
So bummer it turned out this way, but if you don't give a shit, at least give a shit about the people who do.
#62 - sketchysketchist (08/31/2013) [-]
Honestly, I only said what I said to be Narcissistic because I felt like it.
Though I never knew FJ was finally cracking down on people who don't give a crap.
I also didn't know that was a meme. Don't know why it has to be spongebob, but that's the mystery of memes.
I don't mind that I'm getting crap for this.
It's just thumbs.
Not like Thumbs pay my tuition or my snack fund.
I'll only give a shit if there's a point to care. Some people don't deserve attention, (I.E. Girls who say they're ugly on facebook for compliments.)
#68 - snowshark (08/31/2013) [-]
Agreed, some people don't deserve attention. However there are other people who it is fun to poke fun at. This would upset me if Funnyjunk didn't keep it's eyes on the people worth watching as well. Thankfully it does. You get as much good news through FJ as bad news.
If people like to hate on someone who is a horrible person then so be it, so long as people are getting enjoyment out of it and not allowing this news to cloud their views of the things worth knowing about there really isn't that kind of a problem.
And whilst I appreciate your ambivalence to thumbs I think there is a point to care that you are missing. The thumbs aren't important. What is important is that the things you said upset people. It would be justifiable if you could argue it was for their own good but I don't think that's the case here. I think you just said something without caring about how other people reacted to it and whilst that's understandable what really is the point of posting it?
I personally reserve posting for when I think of something funny or when there's something I feel someone needs to hear (relevant facts, recommendations to series, this talk we're having now).
I'm not trying to lecture you or make you out to be an idiot, just the point to care is that people come here to enjoy themselves, learn things, and meet interesting people and unless what you say fits into one of those brackets it probably doesn't merit being said.
I've said my piece and I do hope you take it to heart 'cus I'd rather say "I like you" than "I don't care". Good luck with your tuition, find something funny and have a good life, bro.
(Although, it may be nice to know what you're studying. Nerdy though it may be to say I do like learning new things.)
#76 - sketchysketchist (08/31/2013) [-]
Though one thing I have to say is, that how people feel about your comment really shouldn't matter. There are always going to be people who hate what you think and you can't win unless you agree with whatever the post is saying. Yeah, I should consider people's feelings, but I'm still going to voice my opinion if I feel like it and everyone has the choice to agree or disagree with me as long as they can back up what they're saying. Though I mostly posted what I said here because I wanted to not care about not caring.
I mostly post opinions and saying MFW while rolling a picture if I ever just feel like taking my chance for rolling something funny and relevant.
You aren't making me out to seem like an idiot, you're making it out to seem like you're reasonable and not just someone who thinks a dispute can be resolved with making one feel lesser.
I'll take your advice, but I'll still occasionally post comments that I know people will disagree with because I can. Though I'll avoid trying to argue poorly.
Thanks. Though I'm managing well and only said that because that's all I have to really worry about.
(I'm not really studying anything specific yet. I'm mostly getting that awful general Ed courses out of the way. Nothing special except for those extra facts about life that the professors give out to the students and that crap you have to remember for some reason. You in college or high school? )
#78 - snowshark (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm in the UK so it's a little more complicated. Not all high-schools offer the last two years of general education (known over here as 6th Form) so some people will head off to college for two-three years before headed to a university or they may do a 6th form corsh and then do a more advanced course at college to avoid the tuition fees (which are nowhere near as bad in the UK as the US. My heart goes out to you dude. Life's rough.)
That out of the way, I'm 19 and I'll be 20 when I finish college and head out to University. Took some time out to get my head sorted and my direction in life solid. (Decided to go with a general theme of wanting to leave the world in a considerably better condition for my being in it and see what fits the bill.)
I'll not say you shouldn't post things people will disagree with, rather just to keep it to the funny/interesting/need to hear categories. Honesty is really important both with yourself and others but most people are never taught just how important tact is in that equation. Honesty is the ability to tell someone their clothes looks stupid whilst tact is the ability to decide when saying that kind of thing is necessary. (I assume you know this shit since you seem a right-headed kind-of guy but better safe than sorry. Internet and all.)
Either way, enjoy your freedom of speech and good luck with the rolls.
|#71 - Don't worry about it. It happens.||08/30/2013 on the whole universe||+1|
|#67 - Where did I say I don't believe there's life besides us? Is th… [+] (2 new replies)||08/30/2013 on the whole universe||0|
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|#53 - I'm a Christian, and that's how I think about God. Life and th… [+] (10 new replies)||08/30/2013 on the whole universe||+2|
#64 - thefates (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm Christian and I believe that God created more then just man as a sentient species. Nowhere in the bible does it say that man was the only sentient species, it really only says that we were given power over earth and its creatures. With my reasoning God had a whole universe to create, why stop with us?
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|#10968 - Hey guys, Ok, I have a couple of questions, but lets … [+] (3 new replies)||08/18/2013 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
#11016 - thewigga (08/24/2013) [-]
ok first of all you cannot lose fat and gain muscle at the same time unless you a severely overweight and i wouldnt know with just having your weight. even then its not optimal to do that so what you need to focus on is losing weight right now and getting in some lifting like you are right now. to really lose weight its pretty much 95% diet when you have no prior training or anything so right now you should be focusing on diet over how much cardio you do. when i say diet i mean what you eat and by what you eat i mean making sure you are in a calorie deflect which is consuming less calories you expend on a day to basis. yes i know that means counting calories and its going to be hard to do but i have been doing it for the past 7 months and its just something you get used now the amount of calories you need maintain your weight is called maintenance calories and only you can really find that to be exact but there are calculators online like this one which i would recommend using scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/ . that should also tell you how much to eat to lose weight and it all depends on how fast you want to lose too. alright now on what to eat to reach those calorie goals for the day. now honestly for weight its all calories in calories out but assuming you want to preserve muscle and stay sane while doing it youre going to need to know your macros which are carbs protein and fat. in reality though it may be hard so my advice is just to have a well balanced diet with lots of protein, about 1gram per lb, and some healthy fats and either more fats and protein or eat some carbs. now about your routine if youre doing 60 min of cardio imho that is way too much and i am assuming you are doing low-medium intensity long distance cardio. what you should be doing is about 20-30 min of HIIT which is high intensity interval training. what that means is sprinting balls out as hard as you can for 15-30 seconds and resting for 60-90 seconds then repeat about
#11017 - thewigga (08/24/2013) [-]
10 times. do that for 3 days a week and then because you are trying to lose weight do a full body lifting routine 3 days week alternating hiit and lifting. what lifting routine you do doesnt really matter aslong as your doing heavy compounds for each body part, you can look up tons of beginners full body routines online. thats about all i can think of and if you have any more questions feel free to pm me and i will gladly help and reply good luck along your way to your goal
|#20 - Ok, I stand corrected. This is the second time then.||08/18/2013 on Parenting||+29|
|#18 - Wow, I have never raged this hard at someone's stupidity. [+] (3 new replies)||08/18/2013 on Parenting||+52|
|#3 - I thought that was machinima...... [+] (6 new replies)||08/18/2013 on Meanwhile at IGN||+16|
|#10 - Are the 2nd, 3rd and 4th people Mac, Charlie and Dee? [+] (1 new reply)||08/18/2013 on Poker||0|
#12 - anonymous poster (08/18/2013) [-]
I dont know about dee but I saw charlie in there for sure