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Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
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Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#20 - Then you aren't eating right. You can lift all you want, but i…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? +2
User avatar #21 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
While I can't really afford chicken breasts/fish and all that everyday, most people in jail dont have enough protein yet they still get buff. If I keep doing it I should get at least a little bigger than I already am.
User avatar #23 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I have no clue what your body type is, but I'm gonna drop this anyway.

Check it, If you have next to no body fat, then you essentially need to eat your weight in grams of protein, (Not 100% accurate, as you can get buy with just eating a "healthy" amount too.) If you have some fat to work with then you won't need to eat as much protein because your muscles will burn the fat to repair themselves after a good workout. This doesn't mean that lifting will make you skinny. Cardio is essential.

You can get toned without eating a ton of protein. Low weights, high reps. Otherwise if bulking up is what you want, then you're gonna need to eat a lot for about 6 months. The good thing though after that is that your muscles will essentially burn fat at a faster rate the bulkier you are. So if you lift with a good diet for about 6 months then your body can consume next to any food, (in moderation), and turn it into something good for your body.

Now, I'm sure some of this is inaccurate as shit, I'm not a professional Yet , but I did lose 85lbs and am starting to bulk up by lifting and eating 6 small meals a day. 5 weeks in and I'm seeing results.
User avatar #25 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm an ectomorph. I have very little fat but I recently lost weight over the last couple years, but pretty much the only protein I eat is whatever I have for diner, and throughout the day I eat fruits and grains. I'm not trying to bulk, just get lean and ripped.
User avatar #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
See, I'm between Endomorph and Mesomorph.

Buy some protein powder. Whey protein if you're a guy, (assumed). Soy if you're a girl. It's normally expensive but I guarantee that your local grocery store will have some for around $15. Make a shake every morning with breakfast. Eggs, Greek Yogurt and Almonds are good sources of protein too. Protein bars are good for snacks too. Pair all of that with 3 days a week of lifting, High reps, low weights, and you'll be cut in no time.
User avatar #30 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have All Whey protein powder but I haven't taken it for awhile because I was sick and im not sure if that couldve not been helping, but ill try to get back into it. Thanks.
User avatar #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyle. It did wonders for me.
User avatar #33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
User avatar #35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
User avatar #36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
User avatar #39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#81 - Not for me. I love exercising. I can't stop doing push ups. I'… 03/02/2014 on unfit 0
#51 - I love and hate planks at the same time. I love what they do f…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on unfit 0
User avatar #67 - rerinnsk (03/01/2014) [-]
Thats the feeling with every exercise I think
User avatar #81 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/02/2014) [-]
Not for me. I love exercising. I can't stop doing push ups. I'll drop anywhere and just do some.
#22 - I'm sitting here, at 1am laughing my ass off trying not to wak… 03/01/2014 on Man's best friend +7
#8 - Wasn't that the whole point of that scene in Happy feet where …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Love story +7
#31 - sciencexplain (03/01/2014) [-]
He was organizing a penguin orgy at the same time? Holy shit...
#38 - I'm in that exact boat right now. Just waiting for the skin to… 02/27/2014 on Damn You Gravity! 0
#16 - Picture 02/22/2014 on Don't want to meet the... +14
#31 - Good things come in time. Just think of it this way, if you qu… 02/22/2014 on Life 101 +1
#27 - Worry about getting patched up first. I wouldn't try to work o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Life 101 +2
User avatar #30 - infinitereaper (02/22/2014) [-]
You do have a point there. I'll just stretch for now, I've gotten so... unlimber it's not even funny. I've always wanted to have muscle, it would feel good, make me stronger, and make me feel good about myself. I've always been interested in martial arts as well, but I've never been healthy enough to actively practice. I love soccer as a child, but I guess my body kept me from partaking in any sports. So I have no muscle to speak of. Unfortunately t though I have no choice but to push my body even more, my parents just, don't give a shit. Nor do I think they realize how severe this is for me. It's not like I want to be like this. Fuck I want to work, drive, school, work out, learn new things, excel, create, write, draw, etc. I want to amount to something, but it takes everything I have just to survive, literally survive, so yeah, I'll do my best, and hope my body doesn't give out.
User avatar #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/22/2014) [-]
Good things come in time. Just think of it this way, if you quit now you're gonna miss the good part. Patience is key.
#22 - Once you truly realize whats at stake, then all bets are off. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Life 101 +4
User avatar #25 - infinitereaper (02/22/2014) [-]
You're a personal trainer? That's pretty cool bruh.
And thanks, yeah, I'm trying to grasp at everything right now. Most of all I'm trying to keep my sanity. Every time I hear my mother cry, every time my brother flips out, every time my poor pet cat is being threatened to be removed from our household, for christs sakes, I just try to stay calm. No one should have to be used to any of this. I bite my tounge, I squeeze my fists, because I know that if I lose it I'm going to end up losing everything. I don't want to give up. Not now, not after everything I've been through. I want to live, so badly, I just wish I was healthier. Hopefully the doctors can finally help me with that (for once). I just hope they listen to me, because my health is getting really really bad. And I'm running out of energy and constitution to deal with it alone. At least my nose stopped bleeding.
And yeah, I've been trying to lift, but my weight is so unstable, and the last time I was actively working out I lost a lot of weight. I think I went from 136 to 120. Right now I weigh 140 but a month ago I was at 130. I'm about 5'8. Pretty skinny. It's all jacked up. But I'm still trying to strengthen my body. I'm trying to stretch more, maybe do some light exercise, though these days I can hardly stand at times.
User avatar #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/22/2014) [-]
Worry about getting patched up first. I wouldn't try to work out until you can live normally on a daily basis. Lifting isn't going to help a thing if you aren't getting enough sleep or food.

But I like the attitude. The fact that you want to do it helps a lot.
User avatar #30 - infinitereaper (02/22/2014) [-]
You do have a point there. I'll just stretch for now, I've gotten so... unlimber it's not even funny. I've always wanted to have muscle, it would feel good, make me stronger, and make me feel good about myself. I've always been interested in martial arts as well, but I've never been healthy enough to actively practice. I love soccer as a child, but I guess my body kept me from partaking in any sports. So I have no muscle to speak of. Unfortunately t though I have no choice but to push my body even more, my parents just, don't give a shit. Nor do I think they realize how severe this is for me. It's not like I want to be like this. Fuck I want to work, drive, school, work out, learn new things, excel, create, write, draw, etc. I want to amount to something, but it takes everything I have just to survive, literally survive, so yeah, I'll do my best, and hope my body doesn't give out.
User avatar #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/22/2014) [-]
Good things come in time. Just think of it this way, if you quit now you're gonna miss the good part. Patience is key.
#27 - I only brought my excitement levels down for this comment, bec… 02/13/2014 on Motivational Poster Backfires 0
#60 - Picture 02/13/2014 on I have way too much time on... 0
#16 - Just thought I'd share, I have a date for valentines. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Motivational Poster Backfires +22
User avatar #24 - minecraftlamer (02/13/2014) [-]
man only you are excited it seems, bet your date isnt even excited either.

sry my emotions got the best of me
User avatar #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/13/2014) [-]
I only brought my excitement levels down for this comment, because I knew that nobody would care. I'm actually quite excited, and I'm pretty sure she is too.
#19 - *South Korea The next winter Olympics are hosted in P… 02/12/2014 on how I imagined ol would be +10
#43 - Technically, they aren't illegal if you have a legally obtaine…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Don't Lie +4
User avatar #113 - mugenchamploo (02/12/2014) [-]
Not true, at least here in America. You may create one backup copy of any software you purchase. Anything beyond that is illegal piracy
User avatar #60 - irico (02/12/2014) [-]
That's why torrenting CAN be legal, I lost a disk so I torrented it and used my code from the box
#81 - Intellectual Property. 02/08/2014 on Sony fanboys incoming! +2
#30 - Honestly, if I see an overweight person in the gym I just want…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Gym Etiquette +26
User avatar #146 - turbodoosh (02/06/2014) [-]
I think the same thing when I see them out on the road running because if running is hard for me (someone who isn' overweight) it's definitely hard for someone who is.
User avatar #110 - clannadqs (02/06/2014) [-]
Alright, not trying to be offensive here, but I find it pretty stupid to respect overweight people for simply being in the gym. I have massive amounts of respect for those that went from being overweight to being in shape, but I will not show an ounce of respect for those that simply signed up for a gym membership after neglecting their body for years. That's like saying you have respect for someone who didn't study and did terrible in every grade, but their final year they have been studying for a few test and doing their homework.
#130 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
So you respect those who have finished getting in shape, but fuck the people that have just started on the path to getting in shape? Everyone has to start somewhere.
You seem remarkably quick to judge people, like going to the gym makes you a better person?
User avatar #131 - clannadqs (02/06/2014) [-]
I never said I disliked or hated overweight people who are new to the gym. I said that they have to prove they are going to stick with their program and burn off weight for me to be shaking my head in approval and saying ," Hey man, that's great. I admire the amount of weight you lost". It's a sad fact, but most overweight people that go to the gym don't come back after a few weeks.
#248 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
just saying, red thumbs means stop posting
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User avatar #111 - iassume (02/06/2014) [-]
Why? Cause they are willing to change something and if they continue they will change.
If someone studies even more they are most likely to do it better the next time.

Change doesn't happen in a second.
User avatar #113 - clannadqs (02/06/2014) [-]
That's not the point. They don't deserve respect until they earn it. Anyone can sign up for a gym membership. As I said, I have the deepest respect for those that went from being overweight to being in shape, but you also have to take into consideration that they neglected their body for years.
#29 - At least you're doing something. Good for you, keep it up. 02/06/2014 on Gym Etiquette +10
#852 - I watched the back half. At least Bill Nye was direct with is … 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the Logical Guy +1
#72 - As a devout Christian, I will be the first to tell you that Ke…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Bill Nye the Logical Guy +113
#664 - hoskins (02/06/2014) [-]
Agreed, I wouldn't consider him a moron, just ignorantly stuck in his beliefs. I love how you got thumbs for agreeing with everyone else. As someone who actually watched the debate live, both did... pretty damn awful. It went just like I expected it to.
User avatar #852 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/06/2014) [-]
I watched the back half. At least Bill Nye was direct with is answers more often than Ham was. It was a terrible debate overall though.
User avatar #209 - TheRealFinland (02/05/2014) [-]
exactly
#126 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Well that's because there is no debate between Science and Religion but between Science and Creationism. God, even the Christian God can exist and be in control of everything without undermining Science. But believing the Bible over the physical works of God, AS GOD, is Idolatry.
User avatar #292 - coolcalx (02/05/2014) [-]
and by creationism, specifically young earth creationism.

User avatar #255 - ohhh (02/05/2014) [-]
I was all into to this. But now i just want to go on a sand walk adventure.
#114 - bigfootluke (02/05/2014) [-]
#104 - matoromahri (02/05/2014) [-]
this man gets it.
#325 - Last one.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#328 - AlexK (02/05/2014) [-]
Awesome, thanks! All I have is this one.
#322 - Picture 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#318 - Picture 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#317 - Sure do. 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#54 - Thanks, but I love my current wallpaper. Definitely saving for…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +6
User avatar #308 - AlexK (02/05/2014) [-]
You have any more mass effect wallpapers?
#325 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
Last one.
#328 - AlexK (02/05/2014) [-]
Awesome, thanks! All I have is this one.
#322 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
#318 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
#317 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
Sure do.
#80 - hoodedmetal (02/04/2014) [-]
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





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User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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