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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/02/2012
Last Login:11/15/2014
Location:Amity Island
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Content Thumbs: 1822 total,  1995 ,  173
Comment Thumbs: 2711 total,  2910 ,  199
Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
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Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:588
FJ Points:4687

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#73 - Picture 06/06/2012 on Random Comp +3
#64 - Picture 06/06/2012 on Feminism +13
#68 - **chiefmartinbrody rolled a random image posted in comment #… 06/06/2012 on blondes +1
#111 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Why yes, yes i do +1
#160 - HarvietheDinkle (06/06/2012) [-]
#285 - konkeydong (06/06/2012) [-]
#286 - HarvietheDinkle (06/06/2012) [-]
#106 - **chiefmartinbrody rolls 40** 06/06/2012 on Why yes, yes i do +1
#197 - I'm pretty sure Alex Honnold is considered the best. 06/06/2012 on Screw Gravity 0
#229 - Razer makes the most badass **** . My friend has … 06/06/2012 on You Want You Lose 8 0
#269 - Comment deleted 06/06/2012 on Hairy Potter Preschool +1
#377 - They sell that at Restoration Hardware! 06/05/2012 on You Want You Lose 7 0
#376 - Hey, I have the Munitio earphones! Mine are silver. And the … 06/05/2012 on You Want You Lose 7 0
#45 - I just now realized that Ekans' name backwards is snake...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on Ekans's profile 0
#46 - aquareefer (07/19/2012) [-]
Really now?!
#34 - damn you.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on Problems being a genius ... +11
#37 - alphajunk (06/05/2012) [-]
i totally agree. nothing funny today on frontpage
#169 - A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST. GOOD OL FJ...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on Arf +5
User avatar #171 - theugandanhero (06/05/2012) [-]
A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST. GOOD OL FJ...
#132 - duh 06/05/2012 on My song to you +7
#163 - A REPOST OF A REPOST. GOOD OL FJ...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2012 on Arf +4
User avatar #166 - Ekans (06/05/2012) [-]
A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST. GOOD OL FJ...
User avatar #169 - chiefmartinbrody (06/05/2012) [-]
A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST. GOOD OL FJ...
User avatar #171 - theugandanhero (06/05/2012) [-]
A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST. GOOD OL FJ...
#161 - putin on the relevant rolls, I see 06/05/2012 on Arf +1
#1061 - dammit, funnyjunk 06/04/2012 on Halp +16
#349 - Also this 06/04/2012 on Ba dum tsss +3
#331 - have another 06/04/2012 on Ba dum tsss +5
#53 - **chiefmartinbrody rolls 44** 06/04/2012 on Facebook +14
#165 - Nope, it's a type of skink. Which, in turn, is a type of liza… 06/04/2012 on It's evolution baby! +1
#196 - hahaha holy **** , when he started mimicking speec… 06/04/2012 on Miami Zombie Attack Prank +2
#758 - Congrats on your mother surviving. However, I'll have to disa…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2012 on I just thought of this. +2
User avatar #764 - Lightclaw (06/08/2012) [-]
Don't know how I got here, BUT, I thought that leeches could also suck out contaminated blood and some poisons?
User avatar #765 - chiefmartinbrody (06/09/2012) [-]
Nah. That's like the days of old when they used them to practice bloodletting. It made sense to them, but now we know it doesn't work that way. Besides, sucking out poisons is something no one or thing should do. That's what things like antivenom are for. And nine times out of ten, they won't even bother using that because snakes and the like generally don't inject lethal doses (that would usually mean depleting their supply temporarily, which would render them vulnerable).
User avatar #760 - ductapemyheart (06/04/2012) [-]
Well what I was referring to with the leeches was back in day when they used it to solve basically all problems. However I will agree with you and say that your point as valid.
#268 - That's pretty awesome 06/04/2012 on magic trick (mc) +1
#384 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on Evolution +39
#419 - bakonforall (06/04/2012) [-]
this is.

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#19 - prestonjohns (10/31/2012) [-]
Hey man, My name is Preston Johnson, If you were every so kind, could i have your Items and or FJpoints. Plz and Thank you for your time.
User avatar #20 to #19 - chiefmartinbrody (11/01/2012) [-]
Sure, if you can explain the point of items.
#21 to #20 - prestonjohns (11/01/2012) [-]
I just like them lol, idk.
#22 to #21 - chiefmartinbrody (11/01/2012) [-]
Nah, I like my gay bacon.
Nah, I like my gay bacon.
#23 to #22 - prestonjohns (11/02/2012) [-]
What about the points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - chiefmartinbrody (11/02/2012) [-]
Where are the points?
#25 to #24 - prestonjohns (11/02/2012) [-]
Could i have your Funnyjunk Points?
User avatar #27 to #25 - chiefmartinbrody (11/02/2012) [-]
Wait, never mind. How are they allotted is a better question
User avatar #26 to #25 - chiefmartinbrody (11/02/2012) [-]
What on earth are Funnyjunk Points?
#28 to #26 - prestonjohns (11/02/2012) [-]
You get a Funnyjunk Point for each thumb, and you can use them to open boxes and create other Items. Unless you are big item collector, you haven o use for them at all, so if i could have them that would be awesome.
#17 - electrozz (05/25/2012) [-]
Finally, someone who actually has an above average intelligence level! Now I actually have someone who I can relate to!
Finally, someone who actually has an above average intelligence level! Now I actually have someone who I can relate to!
#4 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/23/2012) [-]
You're a Jew.
You're a Jew.
User avatar #6 to #5 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/23/2012) [-]
Are your jimmies rustled?
#7 to #6 - chiefmartinbrody (05/23/2012) [-]
They pretty unrustled   
   
   
   
I don't have an unrustled jimmies response :(
They pretty unrustled



I don't have an unrustled jimmies response :(
User avatar #8 to #7 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/23/2012) [-]
It's cool. What music you listen to?
User avatar #9 to #8 - chiefmartinbrody (05/23/2012) [-]
Right now I'm listening to some psychobilly (The Astro Zombies). But I enjoy metal, electroswing, acid jazz, arcade rock, buncha muncha cruncha other stuff, and ******* Heart. Heart was the tits! Plus they had tits - unstoppable.
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/23/2012) [-]
Look up Wargasm - Bullets and Blades.
User avatar #11 to #10 - chiefmartinbrody (05/23/2012) [-]
Thrash, noice. I approve.
User avatar #12 to #11 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/23/2012) [-]
Look up Realm of Death - Evil Army.
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiefmartinbrody (05/23/2012) [-]
Also good. You ever heard of Kylesa?
User avatar #14 to #13 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/23/2012) [-]
No, give me a song and I'll look 'em up.
User avatar #15 to #14 - chiefmartinbrody (05/23/2012) [-]
Forsaken. They're sludge metal, I think. Also Red Fang is pretty sweet.
User avatar #16 to #15 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/23/2012) [-]
Look up Savage Death - Legion of Doom.
User avatar #1 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
The first comment on your profile is me calling you a ****** . You're a ****** .
#2 to #1 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
I'll take it. Thank you, sir.
I'll take it. Thank you, sir.
User avatar #3 to #2 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
No problem, buddy.
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