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User avatar #7 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #8 to #7 - chiefhuskey (08/11/2013) [-]
Hello, how are you, friend?
User avatar #9 to #8 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Good, thank you for asking!
User avatar #10 to #9 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
No problem, sorry for the late response, I was busy yesterday. So, shall we get down to business? Or how should we do this?
User avatar #11 to #10 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Business? I just came here to say hi.

What are you going to do? Make me buy real estate or sell me a year's worth of soap?
User avatar #12 to #11 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Fake estate, and 2 year's worth of soap actually. Often times I try for the same thing, but free samples and hot chicks tend to lead me astray from the business at hand, and I end up going home with a blonde names Tammy and a time share haha
User avatar #13 to #12 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, you lost me at "2 year's worth of soap."

What was it you said? Something about ashtrays and hot hookers named Tammy?
User avatar #14 to #13 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
You got it a little wrong, I was talking about a delay with my booker sammy, bitch cannot book a flight to save her life.
#15 to #14 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.   
   
That's why I don't use air travel, I'm investing in human catapults.   
   
All I need is a helmet and I'm ready to go!
Ah, I see.

That's why I don't use air travel, I'm investing in human catapults.

All I need is a helmet and I'm ready to go!
User avatar #16 to #15 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
I prefer waterslides to take me where to go, I figure they are all knowing, and whatever path they lead me too is obviously where I needed to go in the first place.

All I need is some shorts and I am all good.
#17 to #16 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Eh, good point.

Then then the Sharknado comes by and they start ripping your slide up with their teeth.

Meanwhile I'm already launched and cruising through the air and mach 1 speeds.
User avatar #18 to #17 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
But what about Automated Missile turrents? Darius Negrophallus's reach is far, so anything traveling faster than his beady eyes can see will automatically be blasted right out of the sky.
User avatar #19 to #18 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
True, but we can't get Darius Negrophallus to make them, we all know what happens when North Koreans mess with missiles.
User avatar #20 to #19 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere.
User avatar #21 to #20 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Yep, all of my mom's spaghetti, gone.

Freakin' North Koreas, they have no mercy when it comes to Italian pasta dishes!
User avatar #22 to #21 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
And them Chinese, have no respect for anything regarding Beans and salsa, wrapped in a starch based, yeast-free flat roll!
#23 to #22 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
And the idiotic Australians!

They waste perfectly good beef, lettuce, and tomatoes, and wrap it all up in a sloppy shell!
#24 to #23 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
Those piece of **** Yanks, always putting a bunch of uncooked, sea-based ingredientsinto a swirl of plain, boiled starch crystals and binding it together wiht a rather tasteless plant from the ocean!
#25 to #24 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
Don't even get me started on those Canadians.
User avatar #30 to #25 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
No doubt about that, now we just have a whole ******** of purple lines, the ultimate gay food for FJ
#28 to #25 - chiefhuskey (08/12/2013) [-]
It would appear I cannot reply to your last post, that, mixed with the French's food is about as gay as the **** Spain makes!
User avatar #29 to #28 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
I came by your profile to say hi.

And then we went to real estate, then sharknadoes, missiles, and now we're talking about which countries make the gayest food.

Talk about a chain reaction.
#27 to #26 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
And the French, making some of the gayest-looking food on the planet.
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