Login or register


Last status update:
Date Signed Up:10/28/2010
Last Login:3/23/2013
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 23 total,  34 ,  11
Comment Thumbs: 783 total,  1019 ,  236
Content Level Progress: 45.76% (27/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 178 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Content Views:31
Total Comments Made:242
FJ Points:893

latest user's comments

#22 - hitler's birthday o.o 03/13/2013 on Windows +1
#13 - The only reason he's a pedophile is because he got molested as a child  [+] (18 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Time Travel +156
User avatar
#90 - amuter (03/10/2013) [-]
then how did the paradox start?
#138 - rockmanfan has deleted their comment.
#111 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
Plus people don't see time as it should be seen. there too ingrain in the fact that they see it as a straight line and its not its exactly how the 3rd diminsesion is it can (theoreticly) be moved around through ("in") as one wish's (hopefuly soon for us mortals) and is not a staight line. 1 thing doesnt technicly have to start to happen. Like if a mother loves her son and she gives him a note book with the words "I will love you forever, Love Mom" and that son holds on to it and for one reason or another travels back in time and meets his mother and somehow dies soon after in the relative past and he tells her he is her son and she finds the notebook and holds on to it for sentimental value.......and one day gives it to her son..... Who actualy wrote that note? you cant think of it as pictured on top. You have to picture it more as on bottom (its very hard to put into words or illistations. Im probably babling on now does any of this make sense at all? fuck it....half life 3 confirmed..........
User avatar
#145 - dburns (03/29/2013) [-]
Never mind im not a genius apparently i thought of the Ontological Paradox (Didnt even know it)
#113 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
A-ha i thought of a way! or at least a way to get part of the point accross better....We have been raised to think that this is new. but who's to say that this hasnt happend before and its part of a loop (paradox loop in this case) we arn't actualy witnessing a start as we believe but actualy just a repeat that we cant concieve of being 3rd dimensionl creatures. Thats still not very accurrate to what i was trying to say but its the best i can do for now....Smechldink....that describes it pretty well...now if i only i knew what it meant.....
User avatar
#114 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
Im sorry if any of your heads exploded btw
User avatar
#144 - onionbubs (03/10/2013) [-]
Secret answer: his dad also molested him.
#106 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
It didn't....
User avatar
#108 - amuter (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah I kinda need to change how I said that, how did he become a pedofile in the before time was changed. did he get molested by somebody else?
User avatar
#109 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
I should poably change that too because i wasnt trying to be a smart ass I was simply attempting to add to the paradox
#87 - lolzordz (03/10/2013) [-]
#85 - breakdancinghobo (03/10/2013) [-]
you cant do that! you've created a time paradox!
#140 - adamks (03/10/2013) [-]
Theoretically every single thing done in time travelling would be considered a paradox.
User avatar
#124 - dapianoman (03/10/2013) [-]
This isn't a paradox...it's a stable time loop...
User avatar
#83 - chezburgadominator (03/10/2013) [-]
Which is why he went back in time to molest himself. He beleived it was to see how it felt, but he didn't know it was just him continuing the loop.
User avatar
#86 - lolzordz (03/10/2013) [-]
thats the joke
User avatar
#47 - tehlulzbringer (03/10/2013) [-]
What if he was born that way?
#23 - loganmadder (03/09/2013) [-]
#58 - woah that statue looks like Frank from its always sunny oh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on Gov't today -2
#60 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
you say that like they aren't still making that show...
#601 - WAT  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2013 on nothin new +20
#620 - jaydarkwater (03/05/2013) [-]
Well it is backwards, so it could be a statement in itself perhaps?
Or he's an idiot.
I'm fine with either really.
#807 - nickypickle (03/05/2013) [-]
errrrm, he probably took the photo with a webcam, so of course its backwards.....

but I still don't get it

was he forcibly turned into a meme by a skype call and screenshots to promote hate, or...
User avatar
#656 - desiduratum (03/05/2013) [-]
American flags on Space shuttles and soldiers uniforms are reversed, so that it gives the appearance of the forward movement. Say if you were to carry an actual flag and moving forward, it would blow backwards or look "reversed".
User avatar
#637 - awakendhybrid (03/05/2013) [-]
I've seen photos upload reversed...not sure if that is the best way of explaining it
#639 - jaydarkwater (03/05/2013) [-]
Ah yes, good point.
#13 - Frieza's face makes this picture even more funny 03/04/2013 on Goddamnit Frieza 0
#34 - My best hand is cards against humanity: ____ is my anti-dr… 03/03/2013 on At a WBC protest 0
#27 - meth, not even once... maybe just once 02/15/2013 on What a great dancer 0
#246 - triforce ass 02/15/2013 on Happy Valentines day 0
#28 - imagine getting your penis stuck in there  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2013 on want.... +4
#48 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
#55 - makakas (02/12/2013) [-]
Thanks, Obama!
#68 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Funny-Morbid +1
#72 - johnnyfurious Comment deleted by
[ 219 Total ]

user's friends