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chewythewolftwo

Last status update:
21 years old today. Might as well celebrate by working through every daylight hour. Is this what getting old feels like?comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: ChewyTheWolf
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Forza
X-box Gamertag: Not for you!
Interests: Cars, Writing, Porn, Furries, Furries AND Porn, Talking about love, etc.
Date Signed Up:7/15/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:A room in a house on a road in a town
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Comment Ranking:#4949
Highest Content Rank:#110
Highest Comment Rank:#185
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Content Level Progress: 94.6% (946/1000)
Level 273 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 25.9% (259/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:2743878
Times Content Favorited:5654 times
Total Comments Made:14423
FJ Points:24132
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Good afternoon, people of the internet. My name is Chewy. I'm a furry, of the author and poor artist variety. I enjoy old cars and going fast. I'm one of the few straight furs around here, and I can also hold a semi-intelligent conversation, if that's your thing. (But I'm always horrid at replying promptly) I also find talking with haters nice too, because I like hearing your opinions. Well, that's all I have to say for myself. Enjoy your stay on my profile, stranger.

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#16038 - Oh yeah, that was all planned lol, my drive to Florida happene… 6 hours ago on /cars/ 0
#16035 - Yeah, and I do, but it's prooooooooobably something I'd get pu…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on /cars/ 0
User avatar #16036 - nigalthornberry (8 hours ago) [-]
Idk why it posted that as anon but anyway cops won't do shit about it because they'll assume its a dashcam or gps
#16030 - No dice! It does have a GPS unit that rises out of the dash though  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on /cars/ 0
#16034 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Well if you have a phone you could just mount it on the windshield
User avatar #16035 - chewythewolftwo (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, and I do, but it's prooooooooobably something I'd get pulled over for, lol
User avatar #16036 - nigalthornberry (8 hours ago) [-]
Idk why it posted that as anon but anyway cops won't do shit about it because they'll assume its a dashcam or gps
#16025 - I still haven't picked up my C30 T5 from the dealer, which is …  [+] (8 new replies) 11 hours ago on /cars/ 0
#16040 - apurpleliger (6 hours ago) [-]
Audiobooks
User avatar #16037 - fukkentyranitar (7 hours ago) [-]
Get a shit load of music ready and be sure to stop and stretch every few hours. Get a burger or 2 on the way. Maybe stop by the grocerie store the morning of the trip to buy some snacks and drinks for the journey. A small cooler would also make life a bit easier.
User avatar #16038 - chewythewolftwo (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, that was all planned lol, my drive to Florida happened in July and my car didn't have AC so I needed plenty of shit
User avatar #16028 - nigalthornberry (9 hours ago) [-]
Double din touch screen. Play movies the whole time
#16030 - chewythewolftwo (9 hours ago) [-]
No dice! It does have a GPS unit that rises out of the dash though
#16034 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Well if you have a phone you could just mount it on the windshield
User avatar #16035 - chewythewolftwo (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, and I do, but it's prooooooooobably something I'd get pulled over for, lol
User avatar #16036 - nigalthornberry (8 hours ago) [-]
Idk why it posted that as anon but anyway cops won't do shit about it because they'll assume its a dashcam or gps
#12 - Not bad dj my doood 11 hours ago on Future/Progressive House WiP 0
#15931 - Or thermostat 05/24/2015 on /cars/ 0
#53 - Hah, I'm famillar with a few of those. My best friend has an '…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on cars +1
User avatar #54 - nerolord (05/24/2015) [-]
Now that sounds like a decent car, lol. My fiero had an old 2.5 iron duke. i dont think i could kill the engine, but the car couldnt get out of its own way if i wanted it to. Only sold it because we blew the transmission up 3 times. The final time we decided to sell it. went to a good home, the guy already had a fiero and wanted it for his daughter. We had a few 4.3 trucks, those motors will last. one was around 350,000 beofre the head gasket went. I mostly work with my dad, and he says he only changes parts, he doesnt like putting cams in or beefing up the motor. he will swap engines, trannies, intakes, carbs, and that stuff. I tried to convince him to get a 383 stroker for the camaro. he settled on a 290 hp crate engine instead
#46 - Cars (you own) thread? (By order of year) 1930 Ford M…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/24/2015 on cars +3
#106 - scorpionfrommk (05/24/2015) [-]
00 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP 12.3s 1/4mi 340whp Pic related
89 Chevy Camaro slow as shit 305 (building a 383 stroker in the basement for it) but only 38000 original miles for $600
01 Cadilac DHS Northstar V8 nice but slow as shit bought it to flip it
90 Pontiac Grand Am Bought it to flip it
95 Chevy Suburban parts 350 for the Camaro
84 Chevy SWB lifted 8 inches on 36" SuperSwampers
User avatar #92 - freakyorange (05/24/2015) [-]
2005 Ford Ranger XLT Extended Cab (The one with the jumpseats)
1989 Jeep Cherokee Laredo (Project car/daily driver)
User avatar #78 - JoshOwnsAll (05/24/2015) [-]
2014 Ford Focus SE, stick shift. I just don't feel in control in an automatic without a sequential gearbox

The focus is a great car, pretty efficient and the steering is a joy. It's not slow for a cold hatchback, too
User avatar #71 - EasyEnzie (05/24/2015) [-]
1989 GMC Jimmy
1994 Toyota 4 Runner
2002 Toyota Tundra
2007 Toyota Tacoma
1934 Ford 3 Window Coupe
2013 Toyota Tacoma
also a couple motorcycles
User avatar #85 - canadianEH (05/24/2015) [-]
Damn dude you must enjoy Tacoma's
User avatar #154 - EasyEnzie (05/24/2015) [-]
I do, awesome small truck, decent on gas and can go anywhere. also love the six speed manual.
User avatar #69 - newfeliperuiz (05/24/2015) [-]
1958 Chevrolet Apache (in desperate need of engine repair)
2006 Honda Accord Hybrid
User avatar #64 - Fwimble (05/24/2015) [-]
2004 audi a4 6 speed
Nothing super special, it does have an APR flash and aftermarket exhaust
#57 - tsaint (05/24/2015) [-]
1000hp 1985 corvette
480hp 1970 el camino
1976 cj7 jeep on 33s
2014 1.8 turbo jetta
User avatar #56 - jizzeverywhere (05/24/2015) [-]
81 corvette stingray, it's stock, and kinda messed up in the interior department, but I'm planning on getting everything fixed up in the near future. I also own a 2003 Toyota Tundra, the only modifications on it is a better sound system.
User avatar #52 - nerolord (05/24/2015) [-]
I havent had many yet but..
1986 Pontiac Fiero (short, fat car, no balls to it but i liked it)
1994 GMC Sonoma LT(great little truck, was rusted to death though)
2001 Blazer LT (current car, rusty but fun)
1979 Camaro (mine and my fathers project. just put a new engine in it)

Thinking of buying a newer car due to the issues the blazer is getting. it doesnt like power steering fluid anymore and i cant find the leak
User avatar #53 - chewythewolftwo (05/24/2015) [-]
Hah, I'm famillar with a few of those. My best friend has an '86 Fi with the supercharged 3.8 out of a grand prix GTP in it. We just got it running literally last night. It's fucking NASTY. We had a '96 Sonoma at work for awhile too, which I beat the snot out of, and my same buddy had an '89 blazer (Same 4.3 though) with Typhoon cams and a Corvette 4speed in it that made for SERIOUS burnout fun.
User avatar #54 - nerolord (05/24/2015) [-]
Now that sounds like a decent car, lol. My fiero had an old 2.5 iron duke. i dont think i could kill the engine, but the car couldnt get out of its own way if i wanted it to. Only sold it because we blew the transmission up 3 times. The final time we decided to sell it. went to a good home, the guy already had a fiero and wanted it for his daughter. We had a few 4.3 trucks, those motors will last. one was around 350,000 beofre the head gasket went. I mostly work with my dad, and he says he only changes parts, he doesnt like putting cams in or beefing up the motor. he will swap engines, trannies, intakes, carbs, and that stuff. I tried to convince him to get a 383 stroker for the camaro. he settled on a 290 hp crate engine instead
#257 - My god, that is amazing 05/22/2015 on So I did a thing 0
#28 - All of my summer 2012 friends were the ones who were HUGE in t… 05/21/2015 on The Funny Behind the Junk 6 0

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User avatar #9059 - luakazuki (05/15/2015) [-]
Maaate. New car? Whatchu getting?
#9060 to #9059 - chewythewolftwo (05/15/2015) [-]
<BAM.
Hopefully picking it up next week.
2008 Volvo C30 T5 Version 2.0, the 2.5L 5cyl turbo motor mated to the 6speed trans, full appearance package, bunch of other good **** ! Only got 100k on it, too.
User avatar #9061 to #9060 - luakazuki (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice mate, looks like a great pick up
User avatar #9062 to #9061 - chewythewolftwo (05/16/2015) [-]
I legit just put a deposit down on it 5 minutes ago. It's getting new CV boots, then another inspection and hopefully it'll all wrap up on Monday!
User avatar #9063 to #9062 - luakazuki (05/16/2015) [-]
**** son, you reply fast. Gotta love (see hate) waiting round to pick up your new vehicle. Worst feeling
User avatar #9064 to #9063 - chewythewolftwo (05/16/2015) [-]
Yuuuuup. Especially considering I haven't seen this car in person yet. Kinda nerve-wracking, lol
User avatar #9065 to #9064 - luakazuki (05/16/2015) [-]
Oh daamn, I can't imagine buying a vehicle without seeing it first, hopefully it's all good for you man, You ballsier than me.
User avatar #9066 to #9065 - chewythewolftwo (05/16/2015) [-]
Yuuuuuuup. I mean, it's through a dealer and it's getting inspected, and I had the full vehicle history report, so fingers crossed lol
#9047 - zahidlol (05/12/2015) [-]
eventhough im not a furry, im still interested in viewing the art.

please reply to me to remind me about the PM
User avatar #9048 to #9047 - chewythewolftwo (05/12/2015) [-]
Yooooooooooo
User avatar #9049 to #9048 - zahidlol (05/12/2015) [-]
I'm at school

Imma mention my atl account arachne, which is **** only

Thanks for the reply
User avatar #9050 to #9049 - chewythewolftwo (05/12/2015) [-]
HEY ARACHNE GO LOOK AT WOLFPSALM'S PORN
User avatar #9051 to #9050 - zahidlol (05/13/2015) [-]
Says I'm not allowed to view this message!

Post it in **** and mention arachn.e
User avatar #9054 to #9053 - zahidlol (05/14/2015) [-]
Nice work.

Complement your friend for me.

Tell the fgt to make an FJ account we can't love him/her to the fullest without them havering an FJ account
User avatar #9055 to #9054 - chewythewolftwo (05/14/2015) [-]
She has an FJ account! It's wolfpsalm, just like her tumblr/DA/FA, lol
#9056 to #9055 - zahidlol (05/14/2015) [-]
I didn't know!

Don't judge me!
User avatar #9058 to #9057 - zahidlol (05/15/2015) [-]
Hey

What's up?
#9036 - RyudenTamarashi ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Your Gf does awesome art! will have to commission, or wait for an awesome YCH...purely so she can see you, of course, not for my own reasons at all. >.>
User avatar #9037 to #9036 - chewythewolftwo (05/12/2015) [-]
Hue! I appreciate it, boss.
What kinda YCH's would pique your interest?
User avatar #9038 to #9037 - RyudenTamarashi ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
hmmmm ish an oral kinda guy, so getting would be cool, or similar to her current only female YCH, but for a guy, like, laying back, watching TV, something chill
User avatar #9039 to #9038 - chewythewolftwo (05/12/2015) [-]
Gotcha! She did an oral sketch awhile back actually, lol. Might've been a YCH? I don't remember, tbh. But I'm glad to hear that you like her work! If you've got the money for a little commission or something, it'd be greatly appreciated! Either way, it's always nice to get her more fans like she deserves, lol
User avatar #9040 to #9039 - RyudenTamarashi ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
heh yea she did, but was from the giving position ;p and i think i might get something nice of my draggy. she seems like shes really good, got some nice art you bagged a good one XD
User avatar #9041 to #9040 - chewythewolftwo (05/12/2015) [-]
Yup xD It'd be pretty cool to see her do a scaley, too! She's asleep right now but if you were to shoot her a message I'm sure she'd get back to you in the morning, lol
User avatar #9042 to #9041 - RyudenTamarashi ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
heh alrighty then I'll give her a message always wanted to commision my own art, thought it would be Kaiber, cause Jasonafex is an Aussie too, and i like her style, but Wolfpslams awesome as well! (funnily enough, my pic actually got gifted to me by an online friend i knew for like a week in a chat room, just drew it up and gave it to me XD)
User avatar #9043 to #9042 - chewythewolftwo (05/12/2015) [-]
Awesome! I'm really glad, she can definitely use the money, lol. And she's Wolfpsalm basically everywhere, dA, Tumblr, FA, the whole nine yards!
User avatar #9044 to #9043 - RyudenTamarashi ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
nice! yea ill think a bit on what i would like, and send her message on FA if i can remember my account password...but for now, I AM BREAD
User avatar #9045 to #9044 - chewythewolftwo (05/12/2015) [-]
Perfect! Catch you around, boss!
#9052 to #9045 - RyudenTamarashi ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Commission has been commissioned
Commission has been commissioned
#9046 to #9045 - RyudenTamarashi ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
see you, space cowboy
User avatar #9013 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
wolfy!
User avatar #9015 to #9013 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Good chat ;D
User avatar #9016 to #9015 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah good talk
User avatar #9017 to #9016 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
You live!
User avatar #9018 to #9017 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
Yes!!
User avatar #9019 to #9018 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Haaaaaay! Been a dog's age.
User avatar #9020 to #9019 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
I know right?
User avatar #9021 to #9020 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Ah well, time has a way of slipping away, heh. How goes?
User avatar #9022 to #9021 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
It goes well my wolfy, How is you?
User avatar #9023 to #9022 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Pretty damn good! Life is 10/10 all around as a whole!
User avatar #9024 to #9023 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
Thats great to hear wolfy
User avatar #9025 to #9024 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Mhm! All in all, I'm rather content. Glad to be hearing from you again, too x3
User avatar #9026 to #9025 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
Yas I miss talking to you and all that jazz, and im pretty sure you one that competition i had.
User avatar #9027 to #9026 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Hah! Well, I guess I always knew I was meant to be a winner x3
User avatar #9028 to #9027 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
it was your destiny my wolfy
User avatar #9029 to #9028 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
A destiny I'll wear with pride!
User avatar #9030 to #9029 - glacialis (04/30/2015) [-]
It is a worthy prize
User avatar #9031 to #9030 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Is it, now?
User avatar #9014 to #9013 - chewythewolftwo (04/30/2015) [-]
Icy pokemon!
User avatar #9009 - notorc (04/13/2015) [-]
How the **** are you friends with anon?
User avatar #9010 to #9009 - chewythewolftwo (04/13/2015) [-]
To be honest, I don't remember, Someone who used to be on his friendslist got me on with some magic **** and I'm not ******** you when I say I don't remember in the slightest, lol. It was back in 2011 anyway
User avatar #9011 to #9010 - notorc (04/13/2015) [-]
You better tell u lil bitch
User avatar #9012 to #9011 - chewythewolftwo (04/13/2015) [-]
lel it was some link I clicked and then it redirected me and then bam, was on his friendslist. The link is looooooooong gone ofc
User avatar #9004 - cpawsome (02/27/2015) [-]
Also 'I'm gonna upload my cars audio from the exhaust. It's beastly now that the mufflers are fixed.


...;..Only took like 2 years to fix.
User avatar #8990 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2015) [-]
peekaboo
User avatar #8991 to #8990 - chewythewolftwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Haygurlhaaaaaaaay
User avatar #8992 to #8991 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2015) [-]
ouf gurl how u doin
User avatar #8993 to #8992 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm doin awwright yanno, some good some bed, it's the usual
User avatar #8994 to #8993 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
>some bed
fuzzbutt gettin it ahwn
User avatar #8995 to #8994 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION FOR JOJO AND I ONLY
User avatar #8996 to #8995 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
get dat ginger booty
User avatar #8997 to #8996 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
its so goooooood
i see why u luv him now
User avatar #8998 to #8997 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
yas dat ging bootay
so good
actually I do <3 his butt so LOL
User avatar #8999 to #8998 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
Pffffffffffffff. Life is better with a hawt booty in hand
User avatar #9000 to #8999 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
P TO THE R EACH
User avatar #9001 to #9000 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
NICE GET LAWLI. BUT MY POWER LEVELS ARE OVER 9000!
User avatar #9002 to #9001 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/16/2015) [-]
hue I didn't even notice. you're laaaame
User avatar #9003 to #9002 - chewythewolftwo (02/16/2015) [-]
GIT GUD, SCRUB
#8986 - anonymous (02/05/2015) [-]
***** y you hav 2 be so gay?
Jokin' aside, I decided to pick out a random person to ask this question: Why are you a furry?
User avatar #8987 to #8986 - chewythewolftwo (02/06/2015) [-]
Hey, I'll try to give this a decent answer.
In all honesty, started out because it seemed like a friendly community (I found the whole furry thing here) and that was in 2010. Almost 5 years later and I'm still here, for the community. Obviously the concept is cool enough, to me. There's always the porn side of it, but the art is cool and personally I like using anthro characters to tell stories, being an amateur author.

Any other questions?
#8988 to #8987 - anonymous (02/06/2015) [-]
What kind of stories we Tolkien here?
User avatar #8989 to #8988 - chewythewolftwo (02/06/2015) [-]
Bunch of short stories, etc. I wrote a novel when I was 16, about an anthro wolf (Me, uncreative as that is) who is born in to an entirely human society. He struggles with being viewed as a monster, etc, and eventually meets more people like him. This leads to a large conflict with a group that is very much so against these "mutants", fighting ensues, etc.
User avatar #9033 to #8989 - cognosceteipsum (04/30/2015) [-]
Xmen meets brave New world
User avatar #9034 to #9033 - chewythewolftwo (05/01/2015) [-]
Hmm. Very well put, random dude
User avatar #9035 to #9034 - cognosceteipsum (05/01/2015) [-]
I don't remember brave new world fully, but there was a dude who was called like 'the best' or 'the savage' right? Else my analogy kind of breaks down.
User avatar #8985 - majormayor (02/05/2015) [-]
Imma hug you bro.
User avatar #8977 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
hey bud, you should totes check out some of the art ive made. How are you?

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User avatar #8978 to #8977 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
YOOOOOO I didn't know you had a tumblr. I'mma reblog some of your **** . I've been good. WInter sucks. Working outside sucks. Snow sucks. Yolo and stuff
User avatar #8979 to #8978 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
aw, thanks babe <3

I feel that, winter here is pretty lame so it has been snowless and outsideless
User avatar #8980 to #8979 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
Truuuuuuu. I'm still doing bitchass labor so I'm stuck with that for outdoors exposure. Also, car has no heat, which is str8 dicks, lol
User avatar #8981 to #8980 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
put a microwave in your car, pleb.
still at the abandoned hotel thing?
User avatar #8982 to #8981 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
Lel, cigarette lighters don't work tho.
Also yep! Hotel got torn down, tho :c
So it's just a regular old not-as-haunted campground now
User avatar #8983 to #8982 - teoyeezy (02/02/2015) [-]
that's lame, that hotel was dank. zippos produce a loooooot of heat actually so that would work a little bit
User avatar #8984 to #8983 - chewythewolftwo (02/02/2015) [-]
It was, also a hobo magnet lol.
I'll just dress warm and sell the car in the spring when nobody checks the heat lol
User avatar #8968 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
So, I saw you said your Oldvo isn't the hottest thing ever:

www.funnyjunk.com/furry/617638#617638

You want some tricks to pep it up? There's a lot of simple and cheap modifications you can do to put more umph in those things, and even mine, at 419k miles, picked up a bit when I did them.
User avatar #8969 to #8968 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
I've gotta buy tires and rebuild the rear-end before I get too mod happy, but what kind of simple things are you thinking?
Already has IPD swaybars, which are soooo nice.
User avatar #8970 to #8969 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
Really simple things, like tune-up pieces people miss. The biggest thing I was going to recommend was upgrading the cooling fan from the big thermostatic clutch to an electric.
User avatar #8971 to #8970 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
^^^^^^ That was something I've wanted to do since I first looked at the car, lol. Makes that much of a difference?
User avatar #8972 to #8971 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
Alright, cool! First things first:

The best fan conversion guide I can recommend is this one:

www.turbobricks.com/mods.php?content=art0008

When I did that same conversion to mine, I was able to pick up that same GM electric fan from a junkyard for about $30. Any yard should have GM model vehicles with that same one thick on the ground, and you'd be hard pressed to find one of those fans that had gone bad. The only thing I have to warn you about is to NOT use an electric fan control by Hayden, which are typically the ones you can pick up from an Advance Auto Parts or some-such chain store. The electronics inside are cheap, and tend to break within a few months of installation.
User avatar #8974 to #8972 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Hmm. This is good info. I wanna sell the car in the spring (Paid 2grand, which I know now is too much) but if I do little odds and ends to it, I might be able to sell it to the guy I bought it from for 2 grand and come out happy
#8973 to #8972 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
The second thing, which most people miss, is the harmonic balancer.

When Volvo manufactured the balancers for their engines, they made them in two pieces; the inner ring, which bolts up to the crankshaft, and the outer ring, which the belts run on, and which has the timing adjustment marks on it. They're pressed together over a rubber ring, in order to help reduce belt wear from engine vibration. Unfortunately, unless you've replaced yours at some point, I can guarantee the timing marks are not in the correct orientation, because old balancers have a nasty tendency to "walk" all over the place. Before I recently did mine, I was setting the timing on my vehicle by tensioning the timing belt, moving the cam gear to the cover mark, and marking the crank myself to get an accurate TDC. Double check your timing marks and see if they've moved, and then grab a light and time it out to an appropriate set of marks. Volvo B engines have a real hard time when they're not correctly set.
#8975 to #8973 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
And the last few things I recommend, starting with the timing set:

Timing gears on 240 engines can vary wildly, but on stock motors you'll typically find two kinds: a slid disc looking gear, and gears akin to the ones pictured on the turbo engine model here. The more hollow timing gears shown here weigh half as much as the solid disc ones, and can have surprising effects on how the engine runs. I swapped both of mine, on the camshaft and the auxiliary shaft (bottom right, runs the oil pump and distributor) and traded out the weak roll pins that were used to hold them in position with solid dowel versions from IPD (which I also recommend doing, because the hollow pins have a nasty tendency to shear off and let the gears walk). On top of freeing up some rotational weight, they'll also help your timing belts last longer. The best way to get a hold of a set of these gears is through a junkyard.

And I cannot stress enough that the timing belt tensioners should be replaced at every belt service, no matter what anyone else tells you. They'll always have sloppy bearings after the belt wears out.

Also, if the water pump on yours is past about 3 years old, buy a set of gaskets for it, remove it, and make sure the impeller hasn't pushed back into the front of the engine block due to bearing wear. I just learned the hard way what kind of effect that can have on gas mileage.

Lastly, the fuel injectors themselves. If you can find a yard that has a few Vo's sitting around with the same engine, look for a set of fuel injectors with orange tops. They're an updated version of the standard all-black Bosch injectors used in older models, which have a tendency to stick open when they age and kill your Cat. If yours uses port injection, that is. Volvo put about 6 different fuel delivery systems on these damn things over their life-time as production cars.

And, that's pretty much it. Just some stuff most people don't look for or even think about with these beasts. It's easy enough to do all this stuff on the cheap, too. Hope this helps!
User avatar #8976 to #8975 - mechanicexplain (01/31/2015) [-]
Forgot to mention, the camshaft and aux. shaft gears are the same.
User avatar #8963 to #8962 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Ayyyyyyyy good ****
User avatar #9008 to #9007 - chewythewolftwo (04/02/2015) [-]
Yoooo I like this dawg. Been a hot minute
User avatar #8964 to #8963 - derpyhoovesretard (01/31/2015) [-]
if i got more i will postem someday :p
User avatar #8965 to #8964 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Gooooooood. Here's somethin a little thuggy. LIL UGLY MANE TELL DEM BOYZ IMA SKELETON
User avatar #8967 to #8966 - chewythewolftwo (01/31/2015) [-]
Migos - Young Rich Niggas (Prod. By Cassius) Here's a real jam
#8959 - bizzareslam (01/21/2015) [-]
bby come back
User avatar #8960 to #8959 - chewythewolftwo (01/21/2015) [-]
To... To Randy?!
User avatar #8954 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
Will the fuzzy butt ever return?
User avatar #8955 to #8954 - chewythewolftwo (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't think so to be honest, don't wanna risk getting banned for it when my current avatar does fine as is
User avatar #8956 to #8955 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
It's not Christmas time anymore.
User avatar #8957 to #8956 - chewythewolftwo (01/21/2015) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhhh. I thought about that when I came to reply to you
User avatar #8958 to #8957 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
Ha ha.
User avatar #8952 - knightgiver (01/15/2015) [-]
How do I roll numbers again?
User avatar #8953 to #8952 - chewythewolftwo (01/15/2015) [-]
To be honest I don't know, I never do it, lol
User avatar #8947 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm not familiar with a lot of those things.
User avatar #8948 to #8947 - chewythewolftwo (01/13/2015) [-]
With what, tinder?
User avatar #8950 to #8949 - chewythewolftwo (01/13/2015) [-]
It's honestly a waste of time unless you're a stud, which I'm not. I just get lucky because I have facial hair and nice cars. But the women almost never talk to you unless you've got insane game
User avatar #8951 to #8950 - majormayor (01/13/2015) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #8939 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #8941 to #8940 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #8942 to #8941 - chewythewolftwo (01/09/2015) [-]
Not too bad, had the day off due to snow. Yourself?
User avatar #8943 to #8942 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
**** you I wish it was snowing. We got some clouds coming in but this will amount to nothing

Just got up, working off a hangover, waiting on some artwork
User avatar #8944 to #8943 - chewythewolftwo (01/09/2015) [-]
Nice nice, I'm just glad I didn't work, I've been trying to shake this cold for a few days now lol
User avatar #8945 to #8944 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
I worked yesterday

my first day of real work in like several weeks
User avatar #8946 to #8945 - chewythewolftwo (01/09/2015) [-]
Must be nice lol, I work 6 or sometimes 7 days a week, outside labor stuff
#8929 to #8928 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
I swear to god I was literally typing a message on your profile as I got this notification
#8930 to #8929 - sugababy (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I can read people's minds
#8931 to #8930 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
OH REALLY.
Then what am I thinking right now?
#8933 to #8932 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
Close! I was wondering what I've gotta do to see them again.   
&lt;&lt;That's the answer, isn't it?
Close! I was wondering what I've gotta do to see them again.
<<That's the answer, isn't it?
User avatar #8934 to #8933 - sugababy (12/25/2014) [-]
YES THAT!
Then you get to see them 24/7
#8936 to #8934 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
By the way none of that horndogging is really serious, lol. Just wanted to clarify
#8935 to #8934 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
OBBY. You gimme a time and a place and a way to see your face and I'll wild'n'out to your hearts content!
OBBY. You gimme a time and a place and a way to see your face and I'll wild'n'out to your hearts content!
User avatar #8921 to #8920 - chewythewolftwo (12/25/2014) [-]
ayyyyy lmao
User avatar #8937 to #8921 - majormayor (12/25/2014) [-]
merry christmas fuzzbutt.
User avatar #8938 to #8937 - chewythewolftwo (12/26/2014) [-]
Thanks mate! Merry Christmas to you, too ^^
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