im just saying cuz i hear too much shit online of people saying oh i did this oh i did that so heres how awesome i am yeah i say stuff like ur story but i only do it if the situation calls for it and i never leave details out escpecally on the internet. again i only called your story out because not all of it added up right i didnt mean to be a dick about it but im just tired of hearing crap on sites where people say they do these things.

I wasn't tryin to sound like a dick or tell everyone I'm awesome. I know I'm not, nowhere near being awesome. I forgot this was funnyjunk and if you leave out one detail people lose their minds. Most of the stories on here are ridiculous, 4chan is fucking infamous for weird shit (shitting pants, getting blowjobs and peeing in people's mouths) but one thing that everyone on the internet does is hate on females when they try to comment or speak. I'm not sexist/feminist but I think females should get at least a little respect on the internet. inb4 fuck women's rights
But yeah, I puked up straight Jack, warm Jack is nasty btw. It was my first time drinking Jack, the tequila I had was called Tequila Rose, it's not as strong as regular tequila, it tasted like strawberry milk tequila. The sports bar I went to was called "Hole in the Wall" and as long as you were 16 they let you drink if you were with a legal guardian, which was my step brother's mom, they let kids in there, even pets. It's out in the backwoods, no fights, just a real family bar, karaoke every friday and saturday, everybody knew everybody. The cops were cool with it because they were good friends with the owners and they made sure people had a ride home if they were too drunk to drive. I would have explained that but it would have been a long ass post, such is this one. It's outback Texas, we're not the racist bigoted assholes that everyone thinks we are. There's very few that are the 'Murica type of people. Sorry for the rant.

im not saying women shouldnt get respect on here im just tired of all the stories i see that just to me seem fake, i mean obviously there are details that u left out that makes it more believable. these sorta things are y i stay outta 4chan cuz ik ima just see these everywhere and itll just piss me off more and more. i get sterotyped all the time too. being ginger, and from wisconsin isnt that easy. im not really that much of an alcoholic i like cheese but i dont love it, and i do have a soul. i do get shit about that all the time on here which is also y i dont comment on here all that much anymore. plus some of the shit i say just seems to start a shit storm

I'm sorry. Sorry for the pic too. My best friend is a ginger, she's full Irish, she's small and mousy, a little air-headed but she's a great person. Been friends with her since kindergarten. I like gingers, just not the ones who think they're all that and a bag of chips. Anyway, thanks for not being a dick, insert other nice compliment here, have a great time on funnyjunk, sorry for being a bitch.

ur ok no worries...too bad the internet cant work like this lol

well yeah, but people with a high tolerance for alcohol can still die from too much alcohol.

Yeah I know. Forgot to mention I puked halfway through the bottle. Probably the only reason I didn't get alcohol poisoning. I kept drinking after I puked because it ruined my buzz. inb4 "all lies" whatever I don't give a fuck. You people are so quick to judge and thumb shit shit down because you've lost faith in everything and everybody on the internet. You weren't there, you didn't see it, so you automatically dismiss it as lies. Whatever. Just thought I'd share something from my teenage years. Apparently everybody gets all butthurt when they read a story then find out it was a chick's story. I feel sorry for most of the people on here. And the asshole anon who kept talking shit because he read other comments I made about other shit from my teenage years. And the other bitch who was talking shit to me because I corrected her grammar and didn't believe I was female. Whatever. You learn a few facts about someone and judge them and bully them to make them feel bad, just because you feel bad about your own shitty life.

im just saying cuz i hear too much shit online of people saying oh i did this oh i did that so heres how awesome i am yeah i say stuff like ur story but i only do it if the situation calls for it and i never leave details out escpecally on the internet. again i only called your story out because not all of it added up right i didnt mean to be a dick about it but im just tired of hearing crap on sites where people say they do these things.

I wasn't tryin to sound like a dick or tell everyone I'm awesome. I know I'm not, nowhere near being awesome. I forgot this was funnyjunk and if you leave out one detail people lose their minds. Most of the stories on here are ridiculous, 4chan is fucking infamous for weird shit (shitting pants, getting blowjobs and peeing in people's mouths) but one thing that everyone on the internet does is hate on females when they try to comment or speak. I'm not sexist/feminist but I think females should get at least a little respect on the internet. inb4 fuck women's rights
But yeah, I puked up straight Jack, warm Jack is nasty btw. It was my first time drinking Jack, the tequila I had was called Tequila Rose, it's not as strong as regular tequila, it tasted like strawberry milk tequila. The sports bar I went to was called "Hole in the Wall" and as long as you were 16 they let you drink if you were with a legal guardian, which was my step brother's mom, they let kids in there, even pets. It's out in the backwoods, no fights, just a real family bar, karaoke every friday and saturday, everybody knew everybody. The cops were cool with it because they were good friends with the owners and they made sure people had a ride home if they were too drunk to drive. I would have explained that but it would have been a long ass post, such is this one. It's outback Texas, we're not the racist bigoted assholes that everyone thinks we are. There's very few that are the 'Murica type of people. Sorry for the rant.

im not saying women shouldnt get respect on here im just tired of all the stories i see that just to me seem fake, i mean obviously there are details that u left out that makes it more believable. these sorta things are y i stay outta 4chan cuz ik ima just see these everywhere and itll just piss me off more and more. i get sterotyped all the time too. being ginger, and from wisconsin isnt that easy. im not really that much of an alcoholic i like cheese but i dont love it, and i do have a soul. i do get shit about that all the time on here which is also y i dont comment on here all that much anymore. plus some of the shit i say just seems to start a shit storm

I'm sorry. Sorry for the pic too. My best friend is a ginger, she's full Irish, she's small and mousy, a little air-headed but she's a great person. Been friends with her since kindergarten. I like gingers, just not the ones who think they're all that and a bag of chips. Anyway, thanks for not being a dick, insert other nice compliment here, have a great time on funnyjunk, sorry for being a bitch.

ur ok no worries...too bad the internet cant work like this lol

Why don't you talk to me after you hit puberty, you cunt.

im irish and german and im from wisconsin...where your from your ancestry has nothing to do with alcohol tolerance...

It has to do with your family history and how you were raised. Certain people have a higher tolerance for it.

well yeah, but people with a high tolerance for alcohol can still die from too much alcohol.

Yeah I know. Forgot to mention I puked halfway through the bottle. Probably the only reason I didn't get alcohol poisoning. I kept drinking after I puked because it ruined my buzz. inb4 "all lies" whatever I don't give a fuck. You people are so quick to judge and thumb shit shit down because you've lost faith in everything and everybody on the internet. You weren't there, you didn't see it, so you automatically dismiss it as lies. Whatever. Just thought I'd share something from my teenage years. Apparently everybody gets all butthurt when they read a story then find out it was a chick's story. I feel sorry for most of the people on here. And the asshole anon who kept talking shit because he read other comments I made about other shit from my teenage years. And the other bitch who was talking shit to me because I corrected her grammar and didn't believe I was female. Whatever. You learn a few facts about someone and judge them and bully them to make them feel bad, just because you feel bad about your own shitty life.

im just saying cuz i hear too much shit online of people saying oh i did this oh i did that so heres how awesome i am yeah i say stuff like ur story but i only do it if the situation calls for it and i never leave details out escpecally on the internet. again i only called your story out because not all of it added up right i didnt mean to be a dick about it but im just tired of hearing crap on sites where people say they do these things.

I wasn't tryin to sound like a dick or tell everyone I'm awesome. I know I'm not, nowhere near being awesome. I forgot this was funnyjunk and if you leave out one detail people lose their minds. Most of the stories on here are ridiculous, 4chan is fucking infamous for weird shit (shitting pants, getting blowjobs and peeing in people's mouths) but one thing that everyone on the internet does is hate on females when they try to comment or speak. I'm not sexist/feminist but I think females should get at least a little respect on the internet. inb4 fuck women's rights
But yeah, I puked up straight Jack, warm Jack is nasty btw. It was my first time drinking Jack, the tequila I had was called Tequila Rose, it's not as strong as regular tequila, it tasted like strawberry milk tequila. The sports bar I went to was called "Hole in the Wall" and as long as you were 16 they let you drink if you were with a legal guardian, which was my step brother's mom, they let kids in there, even pets. It's out in the backwoods, no fights, just a real family bar, karaoke every friday and saturday, everybody knew everybody. The cops were cool with it because they were good friends with the owners and they made sure people had a ride home if they were too drunk to drive. I would have explained that but it would have been a long ass post, such is this one. It's outback Texas, we're not the racist bigoted assholes that everyone thinks we are. There's very few that are the 'Murica type of people. Sorry for the rant.

im not saying women shouldnt get respect on here im just tired of all the stories i see that just to me seem fake, i mean obviously there are details that u left out that makes it more believable. these sorta things are y i stay outta 4chan cuz ik ima just see these everywhere and itll just piss me off more and more. i get sterotyped all the time too. being ginger, and from wisconsin isnt that easy. im not really that much of an alcoholic i like cheese but i dont love it, and i do have a soul. i do get shit about that all the time on here which is also y i dont comment on here all that much anymore. plus some of the shit i say just seems to start a shit storm

I'm sorry. Sorry for the pic too. My best friend is a ginger, she's full Irish, she's small and mousy, a little air-headed but she's a great person. Been friends with her since kindergarten. I like gingers, just not the ones who think they're all that and a bag of chips. Anyway, thanks for not being a dick, insert other nice compliment here, have a great time on funnyjunk, sorry for being a bitch.

ur ok no worries...too bad the internet cant work like this lol

Why don't you talk to me after you hit puberty, you cunt.

i ain't gettin banned

my dads full Australian, i guess that's why i can wrestle crocodiles.

maybe

Nice. Well have a nice time browsing the funny and the junk.

Alrighty then. You too.

Sorry, for some reason I was thinking that the Seattle times was one of the more honest news sources, but upon reflection, I'm pretty sure that it was on the slanted as fuck side of the scale.
I couldn't find the treasury though, otherwise I would have used that and seen that you were right :/

That's because that link is total bull :)

You can handle your drink. Lovely. Didn't know if you were a guy and just ended up in a bra or if you were simply a woman. Felt like asking.

That's alright, I get that a lot on here. I drink like my dad, he's almost full Irish, so I guess that's why I can handle it.

my dads full Australian, i guess that's why i can wrestle crocodiles.

maybe

Nice. Well have a nice time browsing the funny and the junk.

Alrighty then. You too.

I think you died and this is all a subjective experience of your mind in denial experiencing itself.

Prove me wrong.

Yeah, maybe I am dead.

I'm 21 and my last name in Connolly

Why don't you talk to me after you hit puberty, you cunt.

i ain't gettin banned

i dont believe this and heres why. in your story you said you drank an entire bottle of jack by your self which unless your inhumanly large for a female would make you pass out, you follow that by 6 shots of tequila which again would also put u on your ass, then drank 5 beers...you then say you went to a sports bar with your step dad and mom and played pool all this while 16?

Two things you may not know:
>I'm Irish
>I'm from Texas
Also, it was my step brother and his mom.

im irish and german and im from wisconsin...where your from your ancestry has nothing to do with alcohol tolerance...

It has to do with your family history and how you were raised. Certain people have a higher tolerance for it.

well yeah, but people with a high tolerance for alcohol can still die from too much alcohol.

Yeah I know. Forgot to mention I puked halfway through the bottle. Probably the only reason I didn't get alcohol poisoning. I kept drinking after I puked because it ruined my buzz. inb4 "all lies" whatever I don't give a fuck. You people are so quick to judge and thumb shit shit down because you've lost faith in everything and everybody on the internet. You weren't there, you didn't see it, so you automatically dismiss it as lies. Whatever. Just thought I'd share something from my teenage years. Apparently everybody gets all butthurt when they read a story then find out it was a chick's story. I feel sorry for most of the people on here. And the asshole anon who kept talking shit because he read other comments I made about other shit from my teenage years. And the other bitch who was talking shit to me because I corrected her grammar and didn't believe I was female. Whatever. You learn a few facts about someone and judge them and bully them to make them feel bad, just because you feel bad about your own shitty life.

im just saying cuz i hear too much shit online of people saying oh i did this oh i did that so heres how awesome i am yeah i say stuff like ur story but i only do it if the situation calls for it and i never leave details out escpecally on the internet. again i only called your story out because not all of it added up right i didnt mean to be a dick about it but im just tired of hearing crap on sites where people say they do these things.

I wasn't tryin to sound like a dick or tell everyone I'm awesome. I know I'm not, nowhere near being awesome. I forgot this was funnyjunk and if you leave out one detail people lose their minds. Most of the stories on here are ridiculous, 4chan is fucking infamous for weird shit (shitting pants, getting blowjobs and peeing in people's mouths) but one thing that everyone on the internet does is hate on females when they try to comment or speak. I'm not sexist/feminist but I think females should get at least a little respect on the internet. inb4 fuck women's rights
But yeah, I puked up straight Jack, warm Jack is nasty btw. It was my first time drinking Jack, the tequila I had was called Tequila Rose, it's not as strong as regular tequila, it tasted like strawberry milk tequila. The sports bar I went to was called "Hole in the Wall" and as long as you were 16 they let you drink if you were with a legal guardian, which was my step brother's mom, they let kids in there, even pets. It's out in the backwoods, no fights, just a real family bar, karaoke every friday and saturday, everybody knew everybody. The cops were cool with it because they were good friends with the owners and they made sure people had a ride home if they were too drunk to drive. I would have explained that but it would have been a long ass post, such is this one. It's outback Texas, we're not the racist bigoted assholes that everyone thinks we are. There's very few that are the 'Murica type of people. Sorry for the rant.

im not saying women shouldnt get respect on here im just tired of all the stories i see that just to me seem fake, i mean obviously there are details that u left out that makes it more believable. these sorta things are y i stay outta 4chan cuz ik ima just see these everywhere and itll just piss me off more and more. i get sterotyped all the time too. being ginger, and from wisconsin isnt that easy. im not really that much of an alcoholic i like cheese but i dont love it, and i do have a soul. i do get shit about that all the time on here which is also y i dont comment on here all that much anymore. plus some of the shit i say just seems to start a shit storm

I'm sorry. Sorry for the pic too. My best friend is a ginger, she's full Irish, she's small and mousy, a little air-headed but she's a great person. Been friends with her since kindergarten. I like gingers, just not the ones who think they're all that and a bag of chips. Anyway, thanks for not being a dick, insert other nice compliment here, have a great time on funnyjunk, sorry for being a bitch.

ur ok no worries...too bad the internet cant work like this lol

> Replace liver

I probably should have

I'm not sure, let me check.
Yep still have a pussy.
I'm a woman.

You can handle your drink. Lovely. Didn't know if you were a guy and just ended up in a bra or if you were simply a woman. Felt like asking.

That's alright, I get that a lot on here. I drink like my dad, he's almost full Irish, so I guess that's why I can handle it.

my dads full Australian, i guess that's why i can wrestle crocodiles.

maybe

Nice. Well have a nice time browsing the funny and the junk.

Alrighty then. You too.