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#3 - because cops these days are just wannabe tough guys who ran ou… 09/23/2014 on SEE -1
#2 - only if you can't handle your **** .  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Alcohol vs Marijuana +32
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (09/23/2014) [-]
I've only thrown up once and I drank a lot of wine that night.
User avatar #12 - nachobeldavid (09/23/2014) [-]
I usually end up with the beer squirts coming out the other end.
User avatar #10 - phudgepacker (09/23/2014) [-]
honestly i've only thrown up once or twice from drinking, and that's when i first started. Don't understand how some people think that this is how a long night of drinking inevitably ends up
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
If you push your limits and don't drink often. If you drink often you will know your limit and ultimately increase it. In other words dont b casul
#2 - i got woken up at 8 am by a pair of pitbulls attacking a women…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2014 on pitbulls -39
User avatar #242 - Dember (09/24/2014) [-]
The problem here is containment, not necessarily training or feeding. I have plenty of dogs who have never seen horses and I wouldn't be shocked if they did try to attack one if they saw it; they aren't pit bulls or pit mixes, but they do have prey drives and haven't been socialized with horses or farm animals - to them, ungulates are naturally food - they don't have to be hungry or starving to act on prey drive. That is why I do not allow them to roam freely, and I make sure they can't escape my home or yard and wreak havoc on the neighborhood, including any horses and cattle around here. The pit bulls should have been kept in a house or secure yard; their negligence got their dog killed.

You weren't wrong to shoot a dog who could have seriously harmed someone and/or the animal she was riding (SHE should have been carrying a gun; that's careless) but you ARE wrong to blame the breed itself.
Any dog not raised around animals like that could have done it; a pit bull may have once been bred for bull baiting, but it was outlawed centuries ago and there have not been dogs actively bred for it in hundreds of generations.

I guarantee you my huskies would have done the same; I've had one snap at a horse when it came up and sniffed him once and if he had been off-leash he'd have very likely tried to attack it.
#180 - xonorithedruid (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #122 - primsun (09/23/2014) [-]
The argument in this comp is not applicable or acceptable. It is employing a simple logical fallacy. A small displayal of anecdotal evidence does not constitute proof. I do recognize that pitbulls are not necessarily bad or a bad bread, but anyone who takes physcology or behavior science will understand that there are multiple causes for behavior both "good" and "bad". It can be caused by education, environment, and genetics.
Statistically speaking it is possible to say that a bread is more violent, but it is illogical to say that a specific dog is more violent solely based on its bread.

TLR; While this may have a point, limited anecdotal evidence cannot be used when making a widespread distinction. Behavior is caused by multiple factors; it can be caused by education, environment, and genetics. Statistically speaking it is possible to say that a bread is more violent, but it is illogical to say that a specific dog is more violent solely based on its bread.
User avatar #82 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/23/2014) [-]
This is funny. The content shows a few anecdotal stories about pit bulls not eating babies for once, and everyone thinks that's truth. Then you come in with an anecdotal story trying to do the same thing and you get thumbed down. Fucking retarded.
User avatar #53 - lean (09/23/2014) [-]
Pitbulls are like AR-15s. The media wants to ban them and calls them evil, but when properly used (trained) by people who aren't psychopaths they are no different from any other "safe" gun (breed). Few dogs attack unprovoked, unless they are trained to do so.
User avatar #3 - elmosays (09/23/2014) [-]
That's easy to say it's the breed's fault, but just because they are fed well doesn't mean they are raised well. Every dog need proper obedience and its usually the bigger dogs that need it because they can easily get out of hand. A pack of Labradors or German shepherds could have easily done the same thing and no one would bat an eye or say its the breeds fault. Also fat isn't healthy at all for dogs. It can cause them to have similar problems in humans like joint pain. That could have also lead to why the dogs were so irritated. They were probably a bunch of unhealthy dogs in a pack environment (because there were multiple dogs) exposed to a knew thing (the horse) and didn't know how to cope with it so they just attacked.
User avatar #123 - primsun (09/23/2014) [-]
The argument in this comp is not applicable or acceptable. It is employing a simple logical fallacy. A small displayal of anecdotal evidence does not constitute proof. I do recognize that pitbulls are not necessarily bad or a bad bread, but anyone who takes physcology or behavior science will understand that there are multiple causes for behavior both "good" and "bad". It can be caused by education, environment, and genetics.
Statistically speaking it is possible to say that a bread is more violent, but it is illogical to say that a specific dog is more violent solely based on its bread.

TLR; While this may have a point, limited anecdotal evidence cannot be used when making a widespread distinction. Behavior is caused by multiple factors; it can be caused by education, environment, and genetics. Statistically speaking it is possible to say that a bread is more violent, but it is illogical to say that a specific dog is more violent solely based on its bread.
User avatar #166 - kinginyellow (09/23/2014) [-]
But this isn't saying all Pitbulls are good, it's saying that too many negative stories have surfaced because people care more about being angry or outraged than reading stories like this. They may be anecdotal evidence, but so are the bad experiences with Pitbulls, and this content is pointing out you can raise a good Pitbull.
#7 - it wouldn't be an issue if businesses weren't given tax credit… 09/23/2014 on man has a point 0
#14 - when me and my dad compared the cost he paid compared to what … 09/22/2014 on (untitled) +31
#10 - destiny and dark souls 2. 09/22/2014 on ? 0
#30 - sweet jesus. next thing you know ill be wearing a dress.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on you wouldn't download a... +1
#31 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
be fancy~
#27 - coming from a guy called captain princess. yeah  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on you wouldn't download a... +1
#28 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
damn fuckin straight
Im your captain now little missy
User avatar #30 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
sweet jesus. next thing you know ill be wearing a dress.
#31 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
be fancy~
#25 - i bench 295. i have sixty pound dumbells next to my bed and i …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on you wouldn't download a... +1
User avatar #26 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
Im sure you do princess
User avatar #27 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
coming from a guy called captain princess. yeah
#28 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
damn fuckin straight
Im your captain now little missy
User avatar #30 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
sweet jesus. next thing you know ill be wearing a dress.
#31 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
be fancy~
#22 - i weigh 240. im six two. 36 inch waist. just because i dont ag…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2014 on you wouldn't download a... +1
User avatar #24 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
I didn't call you smell cockbean I called you weak
I implied that the porcelain display-model-only muscles of tiny-waist-high-definition beautybuilders doesn't deliver what it's look promises
User avatar #25 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
i bench 295. i have sixty pound dumbells next to my bed and i have been working out since i was 14, im 22 now. i am also unload trucks for money as i work logistics. wrong again sugartits.
User avatar #26 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
Im sure you do princess
User avatar #27 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
coming from a guy called captain princess. yeah
#28 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
damn fuckin straight
Im your captain now little missy
User avatar #30 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
sweet jesus. next thing you know ill be wearing a dress.
#31 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
be fancy~
#18 - load of **** .  [+] (9 new replies) 09/22/2014 on you wouldn't download a... +1
User avatar #19 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
lel
cry about it procelaingains

try not to break your own back when you lift k
User avatar #22 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
i weigh 240. im six two. 36 inch waist. just because i dont agree with you doesn't mean I am a small guy. i played fucking nose guard in highschool.
User avatar #24 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
I didn't call you smell cockbean I called you weak
I implied that the porcelain display-model-only muscles of tiny-waist-high-definition beautybuilders doesn't deliver what it's look promises
User avatar #25 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
i bench 295. i have sixty pound dumbells next to my bed and i have been working out since i was 14, im 22 now. i am also unload trucks for money as i work logistics. wrong again sugartits.
User avatar #26 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
Im sure you do princess
User avatar #27 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
coming from a guy called captain princess. yeah
#28 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
damn fuckin straight
Im your captain now little missy
User avatar #30 - cheezbrgr (09/22/2014) [-]
sweet jesus. next thing you know ill be wearing a dress.
#31 - captainprincess (09/22/2014) [-]
be fancy~
#15 - 295, give me a month or two.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on The frontpage the past few... 0
#25 - caustictoast (09/22/2014) [-]
shouldnt take more than 2 weeks
#40 - its almost as if men and women are different and should be jud…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on even more dumb ass shit -1
#91 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/22/2014) [-]
Just because women are *usually* physically weaker, it doesn't mean it's okay for women to be violent to anyone and get away with it.
#12 - if you are an atheist raised in a society (doesn't matter whic… 09/13/2014 on Why not? 0
#7 - idk, pallys are pretty capabe in pvp last i played (about a year ago),  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Goog ol' times 0
#24 - captnnorway (09/13/2014) [-]
Back when I first started to play, there were tons of world pvp going on. Allies raiding Orgrimar all the time, or locs MCed demons to run havoc in the cites. But anyway, world pvp, pallas could pop bubble and hearthstone out of troubles. Shit was horrible.
User avatar #21 - moltenmuffin (09/13/2014) [-]
Retribution paladins are pretty meh right now, from what ive heard.
Holy Paladins are doing fine, i think.
User avatar #8 - sinery (09/13/2014) [-]
Them healbots.
#7 - it's more along the lines of what defines bad. technically the…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Why not? +2
User avatar #8 - tenfinnvo (09/13/2014) [-]
I get your point, but the content is not about what the dude finds bad or wrong, it's about why does he not do bad things. Although he starts doing them, providing us with a joke to laugh at.
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Still don't see why anything is wrong when you're an atheist.
User avatar #12 - cheezbrgr (09/13/2014) [-]
if you are an atheist raised in a society (doesn't matter which) your values will be shaped around pre-existing ones. their sensibilities and morals will still exist. they aren't just gonna have some sociopathic epiphany and realize that they don't care about killing.
User avatar #11 - tenfinnvo (09/13/2014) [-]
The fuck. So ye've got to be a believer to think that brutally murderfucking a newborn is a bad deed?
#15 - Have you ever figured that the reason that so many blacks are …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#22 - sytheris (09/13/2014) [-]
Affirmative action is a touchy subject because it is treating the symptoms, not the cause, and it can lead to serious deficiencies in a tier based working environment. if you boss was promoted because he was black, not because he was good at his job, and he sucks at his job, the company suffers.
User avatar #20 - notapuffter (09/13/2014) [-]
a lot of black people do that themselves because its what they've come to expect for some reason. most situations where I've seen with a black person raging because they feel that they're being ''racially abused'' they initiated themselves. whether we like it or not we represent whatever we are or choose to be, and in most cases arrogant loud mouthed black people manage to spread hate for their own race better than anyone.
#19 - he knows the constitution. he just doesn't care.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on We the People +23
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2014) [-]
Do you know the constitution enough to know doesnt care? Or do you not know enough to have no idea?
#1 - it is absolutely amazing how many people buy in to that whole …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/31/2014 on A good muslim +1
User avatar #3 - erpetrich (08/31/2014) [-]
Same thing for All European countries, they've been invading and converting people non-stop from about the 1650s till the 1910s.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (09/01/2014) [-]
I think it's more like 7th century.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
it was much more about the economics and less about religion and there were only very rare instances of full out slaughter against non Christians. The reason Europe expanded and conquered so much was for money. nothing more, nothing less. they just happened to bring priests with them.
User avatar #12 - schnizel (09/01/2014) [-]
I mean anon, they waged over ~550 recorded battles and raids if not more and in Inberia they even said to have stacked up the heads of the knights so high that it was taller than a man on a horse.
User avatar #9 - schnizel (09/01/2014) [-]
Actuall, there were pretty much sloughters of christians but the medieval population wasn't that big but it would still count as genocide. For example in Egypt, the peasants in Jerusalem, Greece, Armenia, Persia, etc.
User avatar #8 - erpetrich (09/01/2014) [-]
Thats makes them any better? "Oh they didn't kill for religion, they killed for money" And you seem to drastically oversee effect of the catholic church.
User avatar #2 - schnizel (08/31/2014) [-]
Considering the entire history of Islam, they are 91% war, and 9% hot gas.
#10 - his anguish is so satisfying 08/25/2014 on Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games 0
#5 - Vietnam >millions of dead Vietnamese > destroyed…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Ancient Chinese Wisdom -1
User avatar #10 - skypatrol (08/25/2014) [-]
that and hippies
#18 - In my high school your graduation came down to completing a pr…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Birth of Vivian by Brotecelli 0
User avatar #19 - scootabot (08/24/2014) [-]
That's ridiculous...

Why is it that it's so hard and expensive to sit in a class room and have someone hand out worksheets and read from a book?

Home schooling sounds like a better alternative, at this point.
User avatar #31 - Thehappyemu (08/25/2014) [-]
Maybe for education purposes, but social contact is important. Most of the home schooled kids I've met weren't well adjusted at all and actually behind once they were sent to public school for whatever reason.
#24 - anticitezenone (08/25/2014) [-]
The school system in america is 100% shit

the only reason im not in japan right now is because i dont speak japanese yet
User avatar #25 - scootabot (08/25/2014) [-]
Only reason why I'm not in Canada right now is because money.
#26 - anticitezenone (08/25/2014) [-]
TFW
#16 - Sorry to tell ya man, but it ain't because you're in the south…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Birth of Vivian by Brotecelli +2
User avatar #17 - scootabot (08/24/2014) [-]
The school system definitely needs some sort of revision. The school I went to taught several grades beyond what they needed.

For example, I was studying College-Grade English in the Tenth Grade. I actually wanted to go to college to become an English teacher, but seeing as money is in the way, I can go ahead and kiss that dream goodbye, for now.

My sister is in the 8th grade, this year, and she's learning what I learned in the eleventh grade. There is expecting the best out of your students, then there's just over-doing it.
User avatar #28 - Thehappyemu (08/25/2014) [-]
I personally wanted more out of my high school school, in college and honors level classes they were teaching us some rather simple things. Some classes were more collegic than others, but my honors biology course felt like a 7th grade level class.
User avatar #29 - scootabot (08/25/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't have a science class through Highschool, I had to have two history classes.

I had already passed my honors anatomy class in the 11th grade. So in my 12th grade year, I had already gone through all of the Science schooling that my school offered. Lol.
User avatar #30 - Thehappyemu (08/25/2014) [-]
See, I went to a mildly "urban" school, despite it being in a rural area. The teachers were good people, I had a few who were phenomenal and should have been at other schools, ones that paid better. My school never offered an anatomy class, it got rid of AP physics this past year. I've graduated but they keep downsizing the available courses. I'm going into college now and I'm honestly feeling unprepared due to the lack of difficulty of my area's public schooling.
User avatar #18 - cheezbrgr (08/24/2014) [-]
In my high school your graduation came down to completing a presentation on a subject and how it related to the "American Experience". you could have a 4.0 gpa and you would be failed because you got nervous in front of people. I understand that speaking is an important skill, but you pretty much can't get a job without a Diploma. One guy from my class didn't graduate because he froze up on the presentation. He had a 2.7 gpa and had never failed a class.
User avatar #19 - scootabot (08/24/2014) [-]
That's ridiculous...

Why is it that it's so hard and expensive to sit in a class room and have someone hand out worksheets and read from a book?

Home schooling sounds like a better alternative, at this point.
User avatar #31 - Thehappyemu (08/25/2014) [-]
Maybe for education purposes, but social contact is important. Most of the home schooled kids I've met weren't well adjusted at all and actually behind once they were sent to public school for whatever reason.
#24 - anticitezenone (08/25/2014) [-]
The school system in america is 100% shit

the only reason im not in japan right now is because i dont speak japanese yet
User avatar #25 - scootabot (08/25/2014) [-]
Only reason why I'm not in Canada right now is because money.
#26 - anticitezenone (08/25/2014) [-]
TFW
#47 - i've seen three barrels, never four. i am fully erect  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Guns are art +2
User avatar #55 - icedcarbon (08/23/2014) [-]
search for Fanzoj... go to their site... you can order custom made 4 barreled weapons in any calibers they have available... all 4 in 1, 3 in 1 and 1 in other, 2 in 1 and 2 in other or even all 4 different (wouldn't see the point on 4 different ones but yeah, you can ask for one).
#37 - most of the south is pretty nice 08/21/2014 on A map of the USA for... 0
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