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#1424 - the idea that the christian devil was made from your god is wh… 07/14/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
#1407 - wow that is extremely pretentious to think that the modern ima…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #1412 - DoggyBouncer (07/14/2011) [-]
Christianity took the Wiccan God because they didn't like us, and made it their devil. I think its a bunch of bullshit that we go to church to think about how a man or whatever your God is sitting up in Heaven judging everyone, a deity shouldn't judge us, we should judge ourselves in our own actions. How nice for you, I frankly don't give half a dick in what you have a degree in. It sucks for me because I can't reveal my religion to my co-workers because then I'll get fired thinking I'm a devil worshiper when really thats only what ignorant Christians think. There is no Devil there is no heaven no hell. I learned that it was a bunch of bullshit at very young age. My parents still force me to go to church and I just drive home halfway through because I don't do anything, Christianity is a false religion.
/argument
User avatar #1424 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
the idea that the christian devil was made from your god is what is ignorant. thinking that christianity says god is a sentient person that "sits up there and judges" is ignorant.
hiding your religion for fear of secular punishment is a sign of your own doubt.
you cannot deny that a metaphysical heaven and hell exist if you have actually studied it, einstein, hawking, newton, lewis, the greatest minds from our species all have logically proven that in their own ways.
i dont care if you believe in my god or not, i am however genuinely annoyed with your ignorance.

#485 - because you dont have any kind of grasp on definition? perfect…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #514 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Check-mate mother fucker
User avatar #493 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No because it makes more sense than Christianity, the word Hasatan is the Hebrew word for good, but in Latan the word Satan means evil, so just because of that they took the word Hasatan from the Hebrew language and Wiccan is the oldest religion, and you know what I find hilarious? The fact that my God has horns... Hmmm well isn't that funny that your devil has horns? You just took my religions God is your religions devil. My religion came before yours, Christianity is a man-made religion, it's not real...
User avatar #1407 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
wow that is extremely pretentious to think that the modern image of the devil came from your god. i respect other religions but you are representing yours in an extremely unfortunate manner. you are exactly who the picture above is talking about. the manner of discussion was nothing of an existential nature. ALL religions are "man-made", that doesnt mean the concept of god is. you realize i have a degree in both metaphysical philosophy AND theology? you realize that you just sound stupid when you talk to someone that actually has a grasp of the conversation? i know more about religion that you will EVER care to hear, ive read literally thousands of books on every religion. so you trying to "school" me just makes you look ignorant.
User avatar #1412 - DoggyBouncer (07/14/2011) [-]
Christianity took the Wiccan God because they didn't like us, and made it their devil. I think its a bunch of bullshit that we go to church to think about how a man or whatever your God is sitting up in Heaven judging everyone, a deity shouldn't judge us, we should judge ourselves in our own actions. How nice for you, I frankly don't give half a dick in what you have a degree in. It sucks for me because I can't reveal my religion to my co-workers because then I'll get fired thinking I'm a devil worshiper when really thats only what ignorant Christians think. There is no Devil there is no heaven no hell. I learned that it was a bunch of bullshit at very young age. My parents still force me to go to church and I just drive home halfway through because I don't do anything, Christianity is a false religion.
/argument
User avatar #1424 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
the idea that the christian devil was made from your god is what is ignorant. thinking that christianity says god is a sentient person that "sits up there and judges" is ignorant.
hiding your religion for fear of secular punishment is a sign of your own doubt.
you cannot deny that a metaphysical heaven and hell exist if you have actually studied it, einstein, hawking, newton, lewis, the greatest minds from our species all have logically proven that in their own ways.
i dont care if you believe in my god or not, i am however genuinely annoyed with your ignorance.

#478 - you have yet to say anything valid, therefore this is not real…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #484 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
This is why I'm Wiccan, because of idiots like you....
#470 - the word christianity encompasses catholocism and protestantis…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #476 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
That's nice, I don't give half a dick... Now I know why I left this religion...
User avatar #485 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
because you dont have any kind of grasp on definition? perfectly valid reason to renounce your faith.
User avatar #514 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Check-mate mother fucker
User avatar #493 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No because it makes more sense than Christianity, the word Hasatan is the Hebrew word for good, but in Latan the word Satan means evil, so just because of that they took the word Hasatan from the Hebrew language and Wiccan is the oldest religion, and you know what I find hilarious? The fact that my God has horns... Hmmm well isn't that funny that your devil has horns? You just took my religions God is your religions devil. My religion came before yours, Christianity is a man-made religion, it's not real...
User avatar #1407 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
wow that is extremely pretentious to think that the modern image of the devil came from your god. i respect other religions but you are representing yours in an extremely unfortunate manner. you are exactly who the picture above is talking about. the manner of discussion was nothing of an existential nature. ALL religions are "man-made", that doesnt mean the concept of god is. you realize i have a degree in both metaphysical philosophy AND theology? you realize that you just sound stupid when you talk to someone that actually has a grasp of the conversation? i know more about religion that you will EVER care to hear, ive read literally thousands of books on every religion. so you trying to "school" me just makes you look ignorant.
User avatar #1412 - DoggyBouncer (07/14/2011) [-]
Christianity took the Wiccan God because they didn't like us, and made it their devil. I think its a bunch of bullshit that we go to church to think about how a man or whatever your God is sitting up in Heaven judging everyone, a deity shouldn't judge us, we should judge ourselves in our own actions. How nice for you, I frankly don't give half a dick in what you have a degree in. It sucks for me because I can't reveal my religion to my co-workers because then I'll get fired thinking I'm a devil worshiper when really thats only what ignorant Christians think. There is no Devil there is no heaven no hell. I learned that it was a bunch of bullshit at very young age. My parents still force me to go to church and I just drive home halfway through because I don't do anything, Christianity is a false religion.
/argument
User avatar #1424 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
the idea that the christian devil was made from your god is what is ignorant. thinking that christianity says god is a sentient person that "sits up there and judges" is ignorant.
hiding your religion for fear of secular punishment is a sign of your own doubt.
you cannot deny that a metaphysical heaven and hell exist if you have actually studied it, einstein, hawking, newton, lewis, the greatest minds from our species all have logically proven that in their own ways.
i dont care if you believe in my god or not, i am however genuinely annoyed with your ignorance.

#464 - umad?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #469 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No, although my brain is full of fuck because I'm arguing with a retard of my previous religion
User avatar #478 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
you have yet to say anything valid, therefore this is not really an argument, its a lesson.
User avatar #484 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
This is why I'm Wiccan, because of idiots like you....
#455 - christianity means believing in christ. protestants and cat…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? -1
User avatar #463 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No shit, but they have different views on the religion, believe me I have family that is Catholic, Protestant, and Christian, and they are all different in their own way
User avatar #470 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
the word christianity encompasses catholocism and protestantism. they are subdivisions of the same religion. there is no such thing as someone who is neither, trust me, ive studied theology for YEARS.
User avatar #476 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
That's nice, I don't give half a dick... Now I know why I left this religion...
User avatar #485 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
because you dont have any kind of grasp on definition? perfectly valid reason to renounce your faith.
User avatar #514 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Check-mate mother fucker
User avatar #493 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No because it makes more sense than Christianity, the word Hasatan is the Hebrew word for good, but in Latan the word Satan means evil, so just because of that they took the word Hasatan from the Hebrew language and Wiccan is the oldest religion, and you know what I find hilarious? The fact that my God has horns... Hmmm well isn't that funny that your devil has horns? You just took my religions God is your religions devil. My religion came before yours, Christianity is a man-made religion, it's not real...
User avatar #1407 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
wow that is extremely pretentious to think that the modern image of the devil came from your god. i respect other religions but you are representing yours in an extremely unfortunate manner. you are exactly who the picture above is talking about. the manner of discussion was nothing of an existential nature. ALL religions are "man-made", that doesnt mean the concept of god is. you realize i have a degree in both metaphysical philosophy AND theology? you realize that you just sound stupid when you talk to someone that actually has a grasp of the conversation? i know more about religion that you will EVER care to hear, ive read literally thousands of books on every religion. so you trying to "school" me just makes you look ignorant.
User avatar #1412 - DoggyBouncer (07/14/2011) [-]
Christianity took the Wiccan God because they didn't like us, and made it their devil. I think its a bunch of bullshit that we go to church to think about how a man or whatever your God is sitting up in Heaven judging everyone, a deity shouldn't judge us, we should judge ourselves in our own actions. How nice for you, I frankly don't give half a dick in what you have a degree in. It sucks for me because I can't reveal my religion to my co-workers because then I'll get fired thinking I'm a devil worshiper when really thats only what ignorant Christians think. There is no Devil there is no heaven no hell. I learned that it was a bunch of bullshit at very young age. My parents still force me to go to church and I just drive home halfway through because I don't do anything, Christianity is a false religion.
/argument
User avatar #1424 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
the idea that the christian devil was made from your god is what is ignorant. thinking that christianity says god is a sentient person that "sits up there and judges" is ignorant.
hiding your religion for fear of secular punishment is a sign of your own doubt.
you cannot deny that a metaphysical heaven and hell exist if you have actually studied it, einstein, hawking, newton, lewis, the greatest minds from our species all have logically proven that in their own ways.
i dont care if you believe in my god or not, i am however genuinely annoyed with your ignorance.

#445 - the holocaust portion was based on religion, if you're going t…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #456 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
YOU SAID THE HOLOCAUST WAS A WAR!!!!! Read my fucking comment, I said not all of it was based on religion, moron...
User avatar #464 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
umad?
User avatar #469 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No, although my brain is full of fuck because I'm arguing with a retard of my previous religion
User avatar #478 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
you have yet to say anything valid, therefore this is not really an argument, its a lesson.
User avatar #484 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
This is why I'm Wiccan, because of idiots like you....
#429 - Catholicism and protestantism are the two types of christianity.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? -1
User avatar #441 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No its not, Protestants and Catholics have a different view on religion than Christians. So shut up.
User avatar #455 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
christianity means believing in christ.
protestants and catholics are the two types of people that do.
they are christians.
googleit.
User avatar #463 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No shit, but they have different views on the religion, believe me I have family that is Catholic, Protestant, and Christian, and they are all different in their own way
User avatar #470 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
the word christianity encompasses catholocism and protestantism. they are subdivisions of the same religion. there is no such thing as someone who is neither, trust me, ive studied theology for YEARS.
User avatar #476 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
That's nice, I don't give half a dick... Now I know why I left this religion...
User avatar #485 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
because you dont have any kind of grasp on definition? perfectly valid reason to renounce your faith.
User avatar #514 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Check-mate mother fucker
User avatar #493 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No because it makes more sense than Christianity, the word Hasatan is the Hebrew word for good, but in Latan the word Satan means evil, so just because of that they took the word Hasatan from the Hebrew language and Wiccan is the oldest religion, and you know what I find hilarious? The fact that my God has horns... Hmmm well isn't that funny that your devil has horns? You just took my religions God is your religions devil. My religion came before yours, Christianity is a man-made religion, it's not real...
User avatar #1407 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
wow that is extremely pretentious to think that the modern image of the devil came from your god. i respect other religions but you are representing yours in an extremely unfortunate manner. you are exactly who the picture above is talking about. the manner of discussion was nothing of an existential nature. ALL religions are "man-made", that doesnt mean the concept of god is. you realize i have a degree in both metaphysical philosophy AND theology? you realize that you just sound stupid when you talk to someone that actually has a grasp of the conversation? i know more about religion that you will EVER care to hear, ive read literally thousands of books on every religion. so you trying to "school" me just makes you look ignorant.
User avatar #1412 - DoggyBouncer (07/14/2011) [-]
Christianity took the Wiccan God because they didn't like us, and made it their devil. I think its a bunch of bullshit that we go to church to think about how a man or whatever your God is sitting up in Heaven judging everyone, a deity shouldn't judge us, we should judge ourselves in our own actions. How nice for you, I frankly don't give half a dick in what you have a degree in. It sucks for me because I can't reveal my religion to my co-workers because then I'll get fired thinking I'm a devil worshiper when really thats only what ignorant Christians think. There is no Devil there is no heaven no hell. I learned that it was a bunch of bullshit at very young age. My parents still force me to go to church and I just drive home halfway through because I don't do anything, Christianity is a false religion.
/argument
User avatar #1424 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
the idea that the christian devil was made from your god is what is ignorant. thinking that christianity says god is a sentient person that "sits up there and judges" is ignorant.
hiding your religion for fear of secular punishment is a sign of your own doubt.
you cannot deny that a metaphysical heaven and hell exist if you have actually studied it, einstein, hawking, newton, lewis, the greatest minds from our species all have logically proven that in their own ways.
i dont care if you believe in my god or not, i am however genuinely annoyed with your ignorance.

#414 - no, but it was a religious war.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? 0
User avatar #434 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Wait... Did you say the Holocaust was a war? What the fuck.... World War II was not a religious war all though it involved the ethnic cleansing but not all of it was based on religion...
User avatar #445 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
the holocaust portion was based on religion, if you're going to make dumb comments and argue mute points at least inbox it so no one has to see your painfully moronic statements.
User avatar #456 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
YOU SAID THE HOLOCAUST WAS A WAR!!!!! Read my fucking comment, I said not all of it was based on religion, moron...
User avatar #464 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
umad?
User avatar #469 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No, although my brain is full of fuck because I'm arguing with a retard of my previous religion
User avatar #478 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
you have yet to say anything valid, therefore this is not really an argument, its a lesson.
User avatar #484 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
This is why I'm Wiccan, because of idiots like you....
User avatar #425 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Not on Christianity though
#401 - even as a christian i know church has been the cause of millio…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? -1
User avatar #421 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
And neither were the Crusades or the Inquisitions, those were the Catholic and Protestant churches. Please get your shit straight...
#429 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
Catholicism and protestantism are the two types of christianity.
User avatar #441 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No its not, Protestants and Catholics have a different view on religion than Christians. So shut up.
User avatar #455 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
christianity means believing in christ.
protestants and catholics are the two types of people that do.
they are christians.
googleit.
User avatar #463 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No shit, but they have different views on the religion, believe me I have family that is Catholic, Protestant, and Christian, and they are all different in their own way
User avatar #470 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
the word christianity encompasses catholocism and protestantism. they are subdivisions of the same religion. there is no such thing as someone who is neither, trust me, ive studied theology for YEARS.
User avatar #476 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
That's nice, I don't give half a dick... Now I know why I left this religion...
User avatar #485 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
because you dont have any kind of grasp on definition? perfectly valid reason to renounce your faith.
User avatar #514 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Check-mate mother fucker
User avatar #493 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No because it makes more sense than Christianity, the word Hasatan is the Hebrew word for good, but in Latan the word Satan means evil, so just because of that they took the word Hasatan from the Hebrew language and Wiccan is the oldest religion, and you know what I find hilarious? The fact that my God has horns... Hmmm well isn't that funny that your devil has horns? You just took my religions God is your religions devil. My religion came before yours, Christianity is a man-made religion, it's not real...
User avatar #1407 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
wow that is extremely pretentious to think that the modern image of the devil came from your god. i respect other religions but you are representing yours in an extremely unfortunate manner. you are exactly who the picture above is talking about. the manner of discussion was nothing of an existential nature. ALL religions are "man-made", that doesnt mean the concept of god is. you realize i have a degree in both metaphysical philosophy AND theology? you realize that you just sound stupid when you talk to someone that actually has a grasp of the conversation? i know more about religion that you will EVER care to hear, ive read literally thousands of books on every religion. so you trying to "school" me just makes you look ignorant.
User avatar #1412 - DoggyBouncer (07/14/2011) [-]
Christianity took the Wiccan God because they didn't like us, and made it their devil. I think its a bunch of bullshit that we go to church to think about how a man or whatever your God is sitting up in Heaven judging everyone, a deity shouldn't judge us, we should judge ourselves in our own actions. How nice for you, I frankly don't give half a dick in what you have a degree in. It sucks for me because I can't reveal my religion to my co-workers because then I'll get fired thinking I'm a devil worshiper when really thats only what ignorant Christians think. There is no Devil there is no heaven no hell. I learned that it was a bunch of bullshit at very young age. My parents still force me to go to church and I just drive home halfway through because I don't do anything, Christianity is a false religion.
/argument
User avatar #1424 - checks (07/14/2011) [-]
the idea that the christian devil was made from your god is what is ignorant. thinking that christianity says god is a sentient person that "sits up there and judges" is ignorant.
hiding your religion for fear of secular punishment is a sign of your own doubt.
you cannot deny that a metaphysical heaven and hell exist if you have actually studied it, einstein, hawking, newton, lewis, the greatest minds from our species all have logically proven that in their own ways.
i dont care if you believe in my god or not, i am however genuinely annoyed with your ignorance.

User avatar #409 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
The Holocaust wasn't based on Christianity, Hitler killed Christians
User avatar #414 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
no, but it was a religious war.
User avatar #434 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Wait... Did you say the Holocaust was a war? What the fuck.... World War II was not a religious war all though it involved the ethnic cleansing but not all of it was based on religion...
User avatar #445 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
the holocaust portion was based on religion, if you're going to make dumb comments and argue mute points at least inbox it so no one has to see your painfully moronic statements.
User avatar #456 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
YOU SAID THE HOLOCAUST WAS A WAR!!!!! Read my fucking comment, I said not all of it was based on religion, moron...
User avatar #464 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
umad?
User avatar #469 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
No, although my brain is full of fuck because I'm arguing with a retard of my previous religion
User avatar #478 - checks (07/13/2011) [-]
you have yet to say anything valid, therefore this is not really an argument, its a lesson.
User avatar #484 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
This is why I'm Wiccan, because of idiots like you....
User avatar #425 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2011) [-]
Not on Christianity though
#386 - however more profound a christian extremist may seem, neither … 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? +1
#114 - first funny ive seen all day on fj. thumb for you. 07/13/2011 on Fuck off, Jesus 0
#112 - cause you touch yourself at night. 07/13/2011 on Fuck off, Jesus +2
#72 - i miss the funny, i want him back =( 07/13/2011 on the hell? OC -2
#686 - i dont think ive ever been so tired of seeing the same picture… 07/13/2011 on WIN! +3
#878 - i like how it says all the "religious" believe what … 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -3

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