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#261 - She piloted a junk ship through a **** tight gap of an emperia… 8 hours ago on trailers 0
#249 - Luke had only got so far as being able to force jump in empire…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on trailers 0
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#255 - captainredfish (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea but her PILOTING was somewhat shit throughout, she did well for an inexperienced user but hit a bunch of shit, her ability probably came from the fact she was force sensitive, her knowledge of the ships parts and how to use them however was fantastic and knew the concept behind implementing advanced maneuvers.


Also lets first of all go for the resisting a mind probe, something that is somewhat hinted at in the prequels that mind tricks (and I would assume this is somewhat similar) only works on weaker minded people, so even if a mind probe is stronger, the bitch is still force sensitive, coming from (based on most theories) possibly two jedi, one being possibly Luke, and even if this theory turns out false, force sensitive likely beats a mind probe. And yea I can't explain why she knew how to do those abilities without trying but until we are given an idea of parentage you can't outright dismiss them, as she clearly has the ABILITY to do them, and being in the outer rim she could have had tons of knowledge of the legends of the jedi. Or if we want to go to the force ghost idea they could have guided her as we clearly saw yoda and obi wan's ghosts communicating with her. All these are partially theories but it shows this doesn't ruin the character


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#261 - cheatman (8 hours ago) [-]
She piloted a junk ship through a shit tight gap of an emperial star destroyer wreck, while avoiding incoming fire from two tie fighters. I dunno about you but I'd consider that pretty OP.

All force sensitive means is that a person has easier access to the force, not that their powers are god tiered and can gain instant control over them. I'll back this up to when Anakin was a boy on Tatooine. Anakin was more than force sensitive, he was an adept, having far more power than any other person his age, yet he still needed to be trained on how to properly utilize the force. The only time he used the force without training was during his pod race, and he already had prior piloting skills and had JUST barely won that.

Parentage only goes so far as to how sensitive to the force she is, and how powerful her base level is, not how fast she can master it's use on her own. Hell, she wouldn't know much about the force because by that point, the Jedi was considered a myth and the force just a fantasy.

Also, when did Obi Wan and Yoda help her? Their ghosts were never in Force Awakens.
#187 - I'd argue the difference in being Luke did what anyone else co…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2016 on trailers 0
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#207 - captainredfish (07/27/2016) [-]
Luke... after three movies was great yea... But after one he had about as much as Rey, she did what, a force trick and some good swordfighting? what are you twelve she didn't lift a goddamn x-wing or multiple rocks while on her head she did one thing and one semi implied thing...
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#249 - cheatman (19 hours ago) [-]
Luke had only got so far as being able to force jump in empire, and pull some pipes down, he hadn't gotten to the point of lifting an X-Wing either and he had PRIOR training from Obi Wan and some few days training from Yoda. Rey on the other hand, had resisted mind probing from an experienced user, used mind control on a trooper and other force abilities ALL WITHOUT EVER DOING THEM BEFORE.

As for piloting, knowing the parts and what they do does not translate into experience, only getting into the pilots seat would you understand the difference. If you've ever driven a car before you'd know, just because you know where the pedals are and the speed limit on a road, doesn't automatically mean that you can make a trip from you're house to a shop two miles away on your first time behind the wheel. Yeah, luke had spent only two days on the falcon, but if Han said 'Here Luke, take the seat for the next six hours while I go make some repairs, got any questions, I'm sure chewie or 3P0 can fill you in'. That at leasts gets him used to flying a ship in BIG OPEN SPACE, where as Rey, NEVER HAVING STEPPED ON THAT SHIP BEFORE ended up not only piloting it as normal, but outmaneuvering experienced tie fighter pilots in a cramped space.
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#255 - captainredfish (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea but her PILOTING was somewhat shit throughout, she did well for an inexperienced user but hit a bunch of shit, her ability probably came from the fact she was force sensitive, her knowledge of the ships parts and how to use them however was fantastic and knew the concept behind implementing advanced maneuvers.


Also lets first of all go for the resisting a mind probe, something that is somewhat hinted at in the prequels that mind tricks (and I would assume this is somewhat similar) only works on weaker minded people, so even if a mind probe is stronger, the bitch is still force sensitive, coming from (based on most theories) possibly two jedi, one being possibly Luke, and even if this theory turns out false, force sensitive likely beats a mind probe. And yea I can't explain why she knew how to do those abilities without trying but until we are given an idea of parentage you can't outright dismiss them, as she clearly has the ABILITY to do them, and being in the outer rim she could have had tons of knowledge of the legends of the jedi. Or if we want to go to the force ghost idea they could have guided her as we clearly saw yoda and obi wan's ghosts communicating with her. All these are partially theories but it shows this doesn't ruin the character


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#261 - cheatman (8 hours ago) [-]
She piloted a junk ship through a shit tight gap of an emperial star destroyer wreck, while avoiding incoming fire from two tie fighters. I dunno about you but I'd consider that pretty OP.

All force sensitive means is that a person has easier access to the force, not that their powers are god tiered and can gain instant control over them. I'll back this up to when Anakin was a boy on Tatooine. Anakin was more than force sensitive, he was an adept, having far more power than any other person his age, yet he still needed to be trained on how to properly utilize the force. The only time he used the force without training was during his pod race, and he already had prior piloting skills and had JUST barely won that.

Parentage only goes so far as to how sensitive to the force she is, and how powerful her base level is, not how fast she can master it's use on her own. Hell, she wouldn't know much about the force because by that point, the Jedi was considered a myth and the force just a fantasy.

Also, when did Obi Wan and Yoda help her? Their ghosts were never in Force Awakens.
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#206 - captainredfish (07/27/2016) [-]
Fighting: The bitch has a staff her entire life, not hard to translate that into lightsaber skills, and also watch that fight again, they both kinda sucked just running and slashing....

Piloiting: Luke was on the falcon for a while? Does like one or two days count? Would be like me having biked or ridden a motorcycle all my life suddenly doing great in a car after driving in one for two days... and by the same idea, rey has been junking through ships all her life, she knew the parts and the concepts, it's like learning all about a game before you play it, you may not be great but you will at least come in prepared.

#1050 - Huh... the irony isn't lost on this English brexit voter. 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
#1043 - **cheatman used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **cheatman rolls 37**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
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#1050 - cheatman (07/24/2016) [-]
Huh... the irony isn't lost on this English brexit voter.
#157 - Irrelevant. Shenron still couldn't make her 100% hum… 07/24/2016 on Android waifu is best waifu 0
#108 - Yeah, but then Shenron turned around and said '**** you, can't…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2016 on Android waifu is best waifu +6
#155 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
She was never an android, she was a cuborg from the start, 16 and the others where androids
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#157 - cheatman (07/24/2016) [-]
Irrelevant.

Shenron still couldn't make her 100% human because her mechanical parts were a product of advance science, whether she was 100% machine or 50% machine is irrelevant.
#83 - Deadpool had minimal CGI effects in it, which is what eats up …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on budget +16
#118 - shunkahawolf (07/22/2016) [-]
one of my favorite quotes of the movie. i honestly hope they keep the next deadpool low budget and dont try to turn it into a CGI jizz fest.
#53 - As a general rule I give it two to three weeks before I look a… 07/18/2016 on whining +1
#2 - Watch from 10:30, in relation. Watch whole thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Road to Rouen +2
#27 - donated (07/18/2016) [-]
Oh I could tell this is bottom from the thumbnail... British, Dirty violent perverted comedy.