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Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:12/18/2013
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#33 - "Our silent OC creator." OKAY. 08/14/2012 on Why? +12
#530 - **** that, **** you, **** … 08/14/2012 on For Blow +4
#60 - Picture 08/14/2012 on nigga +2
#8 - Picture 08/14/2012 on Super Sonic 0
#10 - SO either you reposted this, or you just came in your pants wh… 08/14/2012 on Typical American Action movie +5
#8 - "I was destroy all files!" waaaaaaaaat.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2012 on Typical American Action movie +24
#9 - aoslord (08/14/2012) [-]
too lazy to edit that
User avatar #10 - chawlsBITCH (08/14/2012) [-]
SO either you reposted this, or you just came in your pants while writing that part and decided to keep it. Either way lazyness is an ugly trait.
#55 - Picture 08/13/2012 on browsing 4chan with parents... +14
#51 - Picture 08/13/2012 on cold blooded killer 0
#146 - Picture 08/13/2012 on Water +5
#315 - dude what am I reading 08/12/2012 on TV Logic at its finest +3
#412 - **** YOU 08/12/2012 on Autism +1
#30 - thanks man. 08/11/2012 on Just call Vinnie 0
#16 - Wait, is he a clown or a cleaner?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/11/2012 on Just call Vinnie +1
#20 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
The one she called is the "cleaner" (hitman), as the phone numbers were one number apart from each other and they shared a name. She asked about the Clown's tricks, and the mobster answered with how he could dispose of a body.
User avatar #30 - chawlsBITCH (08/11/2012) [-]
thanks man.
#23 - leurbanknight (08/11/2012) [-]
what this guy said^
#19 - leurbanknight (08/11/2012) [-]
I think the mom was simply calling for a clown but ended up calling vinnie the killer
#17 - sfranklin (08/11/2012) [-]
its implying she dialed wrong by one number and hired the hitman rather than the clown
User avatar #22 - pwnaged (08/11/2012) [-]
Both numbers are the same, but Vinnie misunderstood the woman's request...I think.
#24 - notsafefornsfw (08/11/2012) [-]
The numbers are off by a single digit. On top of that, the clown advert details how he does disappearing acts, can saw someone in half, and has hundreds of tricks. The mother intended to call the clown but accidentally called the the hitman. He picked up mentioning that he was Vinnie - the name the clown and he both share - and she asked if he could do the three things mentioned on the advert. He, being a hitman, interpreted her claims as means of going about killing, sawing in half, and disposing of her child. What a wacky misunderstanding.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #26 - pwnaged (08/11/2012) [-]
I noticed the clown advertisement but i misread the numbers, my mistake.
#356 - Come on man, what even..  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on Virus 0
#358 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
#355 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on Virus +3
User avatar #362 - exquisitegentleman (08/11/2012) [-]
I inserted him saying "yesss"(with lisp) while watching that. Gotta love Napoleon Dynomite. Thumb for you sir.
#245 - Picture 08/08/2012 on Hey. 0
#243 - I have no idea why, but that made laugh uncontrollably for lik… 08/08/2012 on Hey. 0
#63 - 420 million is more than 6%...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Human Body Facts Comp Part 2 +3
User avatar #67 - lupislord (08/07/2012) [-]
1 Billion / 420 million = 42%
42% / 7 (billion) = 6%

close enough for me
#68 - strikeoflightning (08/07/2012) [-]
No it isn't. It's almost exactly 6%. There are 7 billion people on the planet.
#111 - really? 08/07/2012 on arnoldbusk short comic 10 +2
#169 - oh god that was funny. 08/07/2012 on SUPER SIMPLE STUFF!!! +2
#562 - Not exactly..  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2012 on Men +5
User avatar #602 - toiletteeth (08/06/2012) [-]
I knew somebody was going to do it. I was waiting for you. Thumbs for you sir, all around!
User avatar #574 - danielzysix (08/06/2012) [-]
funniest thing I've seen all day, well done...
#87 - DEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNN 08/05/2012 on BECAUSE I HATE SEARCHING... +23
#607 - Because this is supposed to be funny, this isn't **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on I'm now for Team Brazil 0
#611 - artemisalansmith (08/01/2012) [-]
but it's funny
#593 - I really doubt a sprinter would have an ass that big, plus her…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2012 on I'm now for Team Brazil +6
#602 - artemisalansmith (08/01/2012) [-]
yes...but why question it?
User avatar #607 - chawlsBITCH (08/01/2012) [-]
Because this is supposed to be funny, this isn't NSFW.
#611 - artemisalansmith (08/01/2012) [-]
but it's funny
#209 - Picture 07/31/2012 on eharmony it is 0

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User avatar #27 - kievaughnb (01/13/2014) [-]
rip chawlsBITCH
User avatar #25 - kievaughnb (12/27/2012) [-]
rip chawls
User avatar #26 to #25 - chawlsBITCH (01/05/2013) [-]
chawlsBITCH*
User avatar #24 - TheCodFather (04/26/2012) [-]
Why did you delete your comment bro?

realize how stupid it is to call an ass a fanny?
#22 - lwe (12/19/2011) [-]
hey there! i'm your secret santa and being female i am suggested(required) to post tits
happy holidays!
#23 to #64 - chawlsBITCH (12/19/2011) [-]
Think they'd look better without that bra.

;)
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User avatar #17 to #57 - chawlsBITCH (09/19/2011) [-]
probably not.
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User avatar #21 to #61 - chawlsBITCH (09/19/2011) [-]
Well i don't care nearly as much, and I don't get on Fj nearly as much.
User avatar #9 - chawlsBITCH (05/30/2011) [-]
**chawlsBITCH rolls 2** 3
User avatar #10 to #10 - chawlsBITCH (05/30/2011) [-]
**chawlsBITCH rolls 2** fine then, 2
User avatar #11 to #11 - chawlsBITCH (05/30/2011) [-]
**chawlsBITCH rolls 02** 2 again
User avatar #12 to #12 - chawlsBITCH (05/30/2011) [-]
**chawlsBITCH rolls 2** I'm tired of all these 2's!
User avatar #13 to #13 - chawlsBITCH (05/30/2011) [-]
**chawlsBITCH rolls 2** THIS BETTER NOT ******* BE A 2.
User avatar #7 - misteranderson (05/07/2011) [-]
What was the gif?
I. Must. Know.
User avatar #8 to #8 - chawlsBITCH (05/07/2011) [-]
it was some chick getting her clothes ripped off.
User avatar #6 - KingOfLulz (05/07/2011) [-]
HERO
User avatar #5 - lawlasaur (05/06/2011) [-]
***** got banned
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User avatar #3 to #2 - chawlsBITCH (12/28/2010) [-]
go check it out!
User avatar #1 - fedupmotherfucker (12/01/2010) [-]
Why?
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