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#71 - Yeah, but why did Voldemort even bother with a spell when kill…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 +8
#72 - mastersaturday (06/18/2014) [-]
I guess he was on a roll with the parents and he kept going. Besides, the whole "can't touch him" thing...
User avatar #80 - charredenay (06/18/2014) [-]
He could've still collapsed the house on the little shit. This is some seriously sloppy villainy here. Hell, he could've just as easily told one of his minions to take care of it.

"Hey, Pettigrew, I can't touch the baby for some reason, you mind taking care of it for me?"
"Does my lord wish me to cast a killing spell?"
"No, no. Just drop him from about, say, shoulder height. No need to overcomplicate things."
#107 - amuzen (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah except he had no prior knowledge that he wouldn't be able to touch or harm the baby directly in anyway until he tried to harm the baby directly and once he did that he was fucked.

It's like asking a guy who stepped on a landmine in a forest why he didn't just jump from branch to branch on the trees. without subsequent knowledge of said landmine, why would he bother doing that shit? same goes for voldemort, if you think you can kill bitches with a glance you kill them with a glance you don't go collapsing houses on them or some shit.
#83 - mastersaturday (06/18/2014) [-]
You think he'd stoop so low? No, this is the Tom Marvolo fucking Riddle, the heir of Slytherin. He's gotta do it in style, and he's gotta do it himself.
User avatar #85 - charredenay (06/18/2014) [-]
If you want style, you go to a fashion show. You want to rule the planet, you kill the "Chosen One" quickly and with as little chance of fucking it up as possible. I repeat, "wizards are fucking useless".
#86 - mastersaturday (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh I'm not denying that. I'm just saying, that's not what Voldemort would do.
#87 - charredenay (06/18/2014) [-]
Then I suppose there is nothing left for us argue. Good day sir.
#93 - shadowvision (06/18/2014) [-]
I would like to point out that at the time of casting the death curse on Harry, Voldy had no idea that Harry was protected.
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#13 - Dude. She dead man. Did you miss that part at the beginning wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Robomom +6
#27 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Didn't look dead to me. And what about her father?
User avatar #38 - acask (06/17/2014) [-]
he knew he couldn't do the things that her mother could
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#100 - No, you don't understand. If we let the gay agenda succeed, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Days of Future Past +1
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