Click to expand
Rank #4519 on CommentsLevel 241 Comments: Doinitrite
OfflineSend mail to charredenay Block charredenay Invite charredenay to be your friend flag avatar
|Last status update:|| |
|Consoles Owned:||xbox 360,|
|Date Signed Up:||3/11/2013|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#2637|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#2075|
|Content Thumbs:||773 total, 858 , 85|
|Comment Thumbs:||4977 total, 5593 , 616|
|Content Level Progress:|| 50% (5/10) |
Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 62 Content: FJ Cultist
|Comment Level Progress:|| 25% (25/100) |
Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite
|Times Content Favorited:||42 times|
|Total Comments Made:||877|
- Views: 31836The Lighter Side of Gamegate
834 69 Total: +765
- Views: 1271Fictional Junk for FJ- Disposal...
8 2 Total: +6
- Views: 888Looking for a reaction gif when...
7 2 Total: +5
latest user's comments
|#32 - How good of an astronaut could he have been if he lost a race …||05/04/2015 on The other sperm||+11|
|#15 - Oh really? Well I suppose that completely negates the 20+ othe… [+] (1 new reply)||05/02/2015 on /tv/ asking the important...||+1|
|#6 - *blunt force trauma||05/02/2015 on /tv/ asking the important...||0|
|#5 - Oh gosh. I guess I have to say the obvious thing, don't I? You… [+] (5 new replies)||05/02/2015 on /tv/ asking the important...||+30|
|#36 - <My usual reaction to being called in on my day off. Though…||04/27/2015 on When You're Off||0|
|#14 - When I worked in a cubicle farm I passed by two girls having a…||04/25/2015 on I once overheard...||+4|
|#62 - I want to thumb you down, but I won't, because you'd just jerk…||04/25/2015 on wild monster.||+1|
|#61 - That's the thing people forget about dogs isn't it? That barki… [+] (1 new reply)||04/25/2015 on wild monster.||0|
|#174 - Thanks for the info, sorry it took so long to reply... Oh man,… [+] (1 new reply)||04/25/2015 on 4 The Ladies||0|
|#15 - Can this be used on the ass, like around the butt hole? I'm, u… [+] (18 new replies)||04/23/2015 on 4 The Ladies||+124|
#115 - penileburglar (04/23/2015) [-]
, fuckable anus. I used to do a lot of 'adult streaming' for fun and occasional profit, and smooth skin is definitely a selling point.
I wouldn't reccommend sugar scrub, that's overdoing it. You can use that stuff on the cheeks, stomach, and pubic area, but you've got to treat the balls, base of your penis, taint, and crack a little differently. If you're looking to be really smooth in that area, try a depilatory cream (Veet is good I reccommend it. Nair is TERRIBLE. Never use Nair.) On the day you use the cream, don't put anything else on there (other than post-hair removal stuff like Bikini Zone if you have it) and don't wear any tight clothing or 'provide friction' (meaning no masturbation of heavily physical activity right afterwards. Going to have to use that 14-inch ejaculating horsecock toy another day.)
On any other day, just exfoliate it normally and use a moisterizer. Something with Vitamin E in it. Don't use harsh exfoliant scrubs, just a rag and soap (regular soap is fine, exfoliant soap if you want to spend the money, just NOT a 'scrub.' Scrubs are those things that are basically soap mixed with fucking SAND, and they're far too harsh for that area. Plus you don't want sand in your anus.)
And tell your 'friend' that if he does take my advice, always test a depilatory cream on a small, inconspicuous area of skin first (the inside of the leg is good.) Wait a day and make sure you don't have an allergic reaction first or your ass will look diseased. Follow the directions very well and don't do any scrubbing or wear anything tight right after using it. And whatever rag you use will stink (that shit smells terrible) so get it into the wash immediately afterwards.
And if your friend is embarassed about buying this stuff, he can go into the Salon claiming he's supposed to get it for a girlfriend. He can't remember the name, but it's some kind of hair removal cream in a pink bottle, and he think it starts with 'V'. They'll direct him to it and he can feign total ignorance.
Alternatively, you could man the fuck up and find a place near you that gives a good Rio Brazillian waxing. Just make sure they use hard wax where possible and not all soft wax unless you have fucking queensnake levels of pain tolerance.
#120 - penileburglar (04/23/2015) [-]
It does, I'm the same way. though you should do your best to (carefully) remove as much hair as you can with the a trimmer. The more hair you have, the more cream you're going to have to use to get down to the skin thoroughly.
When in doubt, just get as much as you can the first time, wait at least the recommended amount of time on your cream (usually 3-7 days depending on the cream), and then do it again to get what you missed. After that, it will be easy to maintain.
And of course, this should be obvious--it's not specifically for you, I'm just saying it because I probably should have added it to my original post--do NOT actually get any of this stuff INSIDE your anus. More cream rather than more rubbing, you want it slathered all up on there but not 'rubbed in.' The less friction throughout the process, the better the end result.
#45 - softdoritocat (04/23/2015) [-]
I assume it was a joke but if any of you weirdos wanted to try it...
DON'T DO IT. You won't be able to shit for weeks. Well, u will be able to shit, it's just gonna feel like you're being ass raped with a wooden dildo that was set on fire. Removing "dead skin" will expose a layer that is much more sensitive and thin. As soon as shit touches it, it will burn.
#108 - Ken M (04/23/2015) [-]
wtf have you been doing wrong?
pro tip you can have your butt as much as you want no prob, just be carefull
- dr analymous