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#6 - omg, how did you and your chinese friend So Fake do that? did …  [+] (1 reply) 03/21/2012 on Let's play mario +199
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#205 - chinesefriend (03/22/2012) [-]
Hey i didn't do anything
#56 - i would love to see your list if its possible to explain them …  [+] (2 replies) 03/21/2012 on Truth hurts +1
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#59 - lindbergz (03/21/2012) [-]
I'll write it tomorrow as a reply to this comment or inbox. Time for bed right now, getting late in Norway =)
#61 - charcoy (03/21/2012) [-]
ohh shit :D er fra norge jeg og :O burde vell vurdere senga jeg og snart :P
#150 - my face when "Norwegia"  [+] (2 replies) 03/21/2012 on whhaaaaatttt +14
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#152 - niceasswaiteww (03/21/2012) [-]
I didnt make the picture lol. I found it and posted it, didn't notice the terrible mistake until posting. So I agree, "norwegia" WTF
#156 - charcoy (03/21/2012) [-]
i believe you....this time
#4 - you just proved that you are no better than the girls who only…  [+] (9 replies) 03/19/2012 on True Story +148
#109 - amoussa (03/20/2012) [-]
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not quite. Girls go for bad guys because they're irrationally attracted to their dominant asshole personality (what they call confidence).

Guys go for girls because they're simply hot (everyone has standards). Myself personally, I would go for the 'decent' looking nice girl over a 'hot' looking nasty bitch. I like nice girls but I draw the lines when it comes to them being fat and ugly.

I don't complain when a girl doesn't find me physically attractive but I bitch when they just don't like me for not being that ideal alpha male.
#148 - TwistedBamboozler (03/20/2012) [-]
Then obviously it's time to alpha the fuck up. You show up at a girls house and take that bitch on a mother fucking date. You are hooking up? Don't ask what she wants, just stick your dick in her fucking mouth.
#112 - amoussa (03/20/2012) [-]
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I'm 23 years old carrying out a physics MSci degree so I have a much more tighter grasp on life and my opinions are automatically superior to those fabricated from a bunch of 12 year olds who're still in Highschool.
#221 - TnytsGunaBAGdNyt (03/20/2012) [-]
#149 - anon (03/20/2012) [-]
The first thing you said I though was fair enough but this comment has made it clear why girls don't like you. It's not because you not an alpha male, it's because you're clearly a bit of a cunt. Oh and I'm 20 in case you feel like writing my opinion off as that of a 12 year old.
#136 - tbombrtwo (03/20/2012) [-]
thats great for you... go tell someone who actually cares because that was completely irrelevant to the conversation at hand
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#5 - thehunt (03/19/2012) [-]
for me personally i think it's different. she has the personality of bread... just something to add, no flavor of her own, just kinda... there... and she doesnt have looks either... shes like a 3... yet i maintain that i am not a douche, and have never spoken ill of her, or to her.

i really want to fucking murder her for getting in my way when it comes to relationships... talking about me behind my back... bitching at anyone that likes me... all for her own selfish gains of wanting to be with me.
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#262 - Dincorta (03/20/2012) [-]
"she has the personality of bread"

Made me laugh. Thumb for that one line.
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#6 - thehunt (03/19/2012) [-]
... but that wont happen. for better or for worse...
#26 - wait a minute.... aren't we supposed to leave our used towels …  [+] (2 replies) 03/11/2012 on Owned +15
#31 - thatscrewedupkid (03/11/2012) [-]
everywhere i stay it says leave towels you want washed on the floor so housekeeeping can clean them and replace them with clean ones
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#28 - floridaeskimo (03/11/2012) [-]
yes you have