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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/AstoundingChaos?featur
Consoles Owned: Ps2, Genesis, DS, GBA SP
Video Games Played: Star Wars, Pokemon, Lego games, Hulk, Sonic.
Interests: Movies, toys, some TV, computers, swimming. ECT
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:6/16/2014
Location:The Moon
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Content Ranking:#11296
Comment Ranking:#31678
Highest Content Rank:#2357
Highest Comment Rank:#1488
Content Thumbs: 2483 total,  2945 ,  462
Comment Thumbs: 1763 total,  2068 ,  305
Content Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:399
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Favorite Tags: Pokemon (4)
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#5 - You fucking guy you! 05/05/2013 on Reasons why we should... 0
#5 - The one with Gandalf in sun glasses just makes me happy. 05/05/2013 on Behind the scenes 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on London -3
User avatar #3 - secretdestroyers (05/05/2013) [-]
Which is probably why she's not going to Who-Con!
#6 - Does he look like a bitch!? 05/04/2013 on Pulp Fiction Troopers +2
#1 - Well ,at least it beats the room with the MOOSE!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Bioshock Infinite: Poem... 0
#22 - godot (05/05/2013) [-]
#20 - Hooch is crazy! 05/02/2013 on love +8
#2 - You will never know how it feels to be this happy. 05/01/2013 on Shit feels good 0
#9 - Hector was a special lad 04/30/2013 on History of the Platypus 0
#9 - Here ya mate  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2013 on DJ 4DM1N, Ohh you! 0
User avatar #62 - heartgoldawesome (05/01/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #11 - Ashketchums (04/30/2013) [-]
I thought you two were arguing. This was disappointing.
#13 - This might be of some use  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on People +15
#18 - sirbutterballs (05/01/2013) [-]
**sirbutterballs rolled user shutyourmustache ** Yes, this use.
#52 - You sir deserve a thumb! That unexpected pun made me lose my shit. 04/30/2013 on I'm bad at Titles +4
#7 - Walt Jr? Is that you?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Facebook +3
#8 - toadsniffer has deleted their comment.
#20 - I had no idea forks and spoons went stale  [+] (10 new replies) 04/30/2013 on I'm bad at Titles +354
#403 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #185 - afuckingspoon (04/30/2013) [-]
Because we don't.
#63 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
ever ate one?
User avatar #48 - ydosac (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, Mine are as hard as metal.
User avatar #52 - chaotixx (04/30/2013) [-]
You sir deserve a thumb! That unexpected pun made me lose my shit.
User avatar #31 - Bion (04/30/2013) [-]
They expire but it's hard to find the expiration date. It's engraved in the bottom side of the spoon, but to see it you first have to heat it up. Like hold a lighter under it until it gets as hot as you can handle. Then immediately hold it under cold water. The expanding and contracting makes the expiration date show up, somehow.
User avatar #274 - fuzzysixx (04/30/2013) [-]
A regular lighter isn't hot enough, you need a torch.
User avatar #215 - drtrousersnake (04/30/2013) [-]
you need to wrap the handle in duct tape so you don't burn yourself
User avatar #205 - jarelk (04/30/2013) [-]
Stop trying to murder people.
User avatar #376 - Bion (04/30/2013) [-]
This reply made me tear up from laughing... omfg.
#9 - He's also the original 9th Doctor. 04/30/2013 on cant think of a title +6
#10 - I dunno guys, with that hat he just may be cooler than... Gary Oak! 04/30/2013 on The definition of cool -1
#152 - Although I agree with the point you made. I mainly thumbed you… 04/30/2013 on Smart friendly creatures 0
#7 - In case anyone wanted it.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/29/2013 on oh god what +37
User avatar #85 - flarewolfthegame (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm wondering why someone would need this..
#72 - flyingthundergod (04/29/2013) [-]
In case anyone wanted the coloured version.
User avatar #68 - notsureifanon (04/29/2013) [-]
You realize someday, someone will roll that right?
#38 - sirmatthew (04/29/2013) [-]
thanks brother. Needed a change of pace
#71 - flyingthundergod (04/29/2013) [-]
I made something for you... for future... use.....
#154 - sirmatthew (04/30/2013) [-]
you just cracked me up, next time someone says something bad about you, just remember this moment. you're great.
User avatar #19 - caelmercurius (04/29/2013) [-]
Hello, new FB profile picture.
User avatar #16 - jippoman (04/29/2013) [-]
fuhQ.......fuhQ all fuhking day
User avatar #9 - herpaderpnugget (04/29/2013) [-]
Just wait for someone to roll that...
#8 - Well, he is a Time Lord 04/28/2013 on Interesting Stuff. 0
#21 - Thank you! Do I win anything?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Wut 0
User avatar #24 - andriod (04/28/2013) [-]
Nothing besides my admiration and the title itself . Sorry :(
#16 - Why not? 04/27/2013 on Wut 0
#92 - Picture 04/27/2013 on Rats +4
#4 - Comment deleted 04/26/2013 on Feminism in a nutshell 0
#14 - >The Warriors  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Embracing Your Inner Beta +45
#73 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh god that movie is awesome!
User avatar #72 - butterisgood (04/26/2013) [-]
Put your phone awaaaaaaay
User avatar #43 - CRosBY (04/26/2013) [-]
"Come out to plaaaaaaaay."
#32 - jazzytheferret (04/26/2013) [-]
Come out and Paallaaayyyyyyy
User avatar #24 - ilovetocuddle (04/26/2013) [-]
CAN YOU DIG IT?
#19 - The Avada Kadavra spell is illegal, and if a wizard were to us…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Just Voldemort +7
User avatar #27 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2013) [-]
why even invent the spell if nobody can use it?
#37 - zepherius (04/26/2013) [-]
some spells are invented without knowing exactly what they would do, avada kedavra couldve been made to be a stunning spell and well... someone fucked up
User avatar #40 - sepheroth (04/26/2013) [-]
You seem knowledgeable, how does one make a spell?
User avatar #46 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
Harry Potter magic isn't that difficult to understand, you have to picture an image in your mind, then say the correct words. So to create a spell, you'd have to loook for a spell that has a similar effect to what you want to achieve, then picture what you want + a tiny alteration to the words - pronunciation. Granted, in the books we're told it's dangerous to do a spell wrong, but I can't think of any other way.
User avatar #48 - sepheroth (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh, cool. So quite possibly a fucked up Abra Kadabra by the sound of it?
User avatar #78 - anaphase (04/26/2013) [-]
I always kinda thought "Kedavra" was a corruption of "cadaver"...
User avatar #50 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
I think so, but I'm not too much of a die hard fan of the series, someone could prove me wrong. I just made this up from bits and pieces I could remember from the books.
User avatar #60 - whatthefackman (04/26/2013) [-]
naw, you're correct
#61 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
Bullseye!.

MFW right now
User avatar #47 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
I meant to say word/pronunciation, I don't know why I used the -
#95 - Seriously!? O my fucking god YES! Guess i'll just have to chec…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Charizard, Fuck yeah. +1
User avatar #99 - slaya (04/25/2013) [-]
look at comment below for the link.
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User avatar #3 - falloutplayer (04/02/2013) [-]
Hey dude I read your desc (nice job front page) and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND Gone With The Blastwave or Romantically Apocalyptic!
#2 - chaotixx (03/28/2013) [-]
I hate pie
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