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chaotixx

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:11/28/2016
Location:The Moon
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Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:419
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Favorite Tags: Pokemon (4)
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?

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#7 - Walt Jr? Is that you?  [+] (1 reply) 04/30/2013 on Facebook +3
#8 - toadsniffer has deleted their comment.
#20 - I had no idea forks and spoons went stale  [+] (10 replies) 04/30/2013 on I'm bad at Titles +354
#403 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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#185 - afuckingspoon (04/30/2013) [-]
Because we don't.
#63 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ever ate one?
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#48 - ydosac (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, Mine are as hard as metal.
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#52 - chaotixx (04/30/2013) [-]
You sir deserve a thumb! That unexpected pun made me lose my shit.
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#31 - Bion (04/30/2013) [-]
They expire but it's hard to find the expiration date. It's engraved in the bottom side of the spoon, but to see it you first have to heat it up. Like hold a lighter under it until it gets as hot as you can handle. Then immediately hold it under cold water. The expanding and contracting makes the expiration date show up, somehow.
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#274 - fuzzysixx (04/30/2013) [-]
A regular lighter isn't hot enough, you need a torch.
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#215 - drtrousersnake (04/30/2013) [-]
you need to wrap the handle in duct tape so you don't burn yourself
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#205 - jarelk (04/30/2013) [-]
Stop trying to murder people.
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#376 - Bion (04/30/2013) [-]
This reply made me tear up from laughing... omfg.
#7 - In case anyone wanted it.  [+] (9 replies) 04/29/2013 on oh god what +37
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#85 - flarewolfthegame (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm wondering why someone would need this..
#72 - flyingthundergod (04/29/2013) [-]
In case anyone wanted the coloured version.
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#68 - notsureifanon (04/29/2013) [-]
You realize someday, someone will roll that right?
#38 - sirmatthew (04/29/2013) [-]
thanks brother. Needed a change of pace
#71 - flyingthundergod (04/29/2013) [-]
I made something for you... for future... use.....
#154 - sirmatthew (04/30/2013) [-]
you just cracked me up, next time someone says something bad about you, just remember this moment. you're great.
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#19 - caelmercurius (04/29/2013) [-]
Hello, new FB profile picture.
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#16 - jippoman (04/29/2013) [-]
fuhQ.......fuhQ all fuhking day
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#9 - herpaderpnugget (04/29/2013) [-]
Just wait for someone to roll that...
#21 - Thank you! Do I win anything?  [+] (1 reply) 04/28/2013 on Wut 0
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#24 - andriod (04/28/2013) [-]
Nothing besides my admiration and the title itself . Sorry :(
#16 - Why not? 04/27/2013 on Wut 0