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#171 - There's a massive difference between a 15 year old with a 20 y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on Mako knows what she likes +3
#175 - rimjobmcgee (04/04/2014) [-]
I still find both creepy, as an old man I wouldn't be able to be with someone too many years younger than me, just for the simple fact if I was reminiscing about a time in like my teens and thought "What was she doing I wonder while I was doing this dumb thing. Oh wait, she was a new born baby" I'd be creeped out, but that's just me I suppose
#20 - I feel you. I'm a cashier, and some guys came throu… 03/30/2014 on It's the little things in life +1
#8 - Mega Machamp confirmed. 03/22/2014 on pokermon +35
#19 - What movie is this again?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#68 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/18/2014) [-]
#98 - Looks like I just got help launching MY space program. 03/09/2014 on Expert Help +2
#12 - Alright ******, we're about to get scientific up in this bitch…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on The Simpsons +16
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#35 - mustaches (03/08/2014) [-]
Marge's hair is naturally brown, so the only hair colors involved in the Punnet square would be brown and blond
#18 - chaostian (03/08/2014) [-]
quit being so technical. Homer works at a Nuclear plant.. a cut cornered haphazard one... Probably brings back the rads, as well as spills radiation into the near by environment. He is also.. if not so Borderline retarded. they are probably deformed. They didnt find their own hair line. Also blue isnt a natural color. her hair is probably blonde.

also if blonde is recessive. All three kids being blond is a fucking miracle. Considering Black is a Dominant color. Even if it was By By It should be two out of the three kids having Blonde. If you look at Homers parents. Its blonde, and pink. SO I dont think genetics work the same in the simpsons on top of that.
#14 - jellybob (03/08/2014) [-]
God damnit this is NOT what I'm this site for.
#13 - flyinjoo (03/08/2014) [-]
Science even explains the Simpsons.
#49 - Gan's Syndrome? Never heard of it.. but I guess that's why I'… 02/08/2014 on seems legit 0
#20 - How long is this gif? I can't stop watching ****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Mystique problems +4
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#21 - daad (02/06/2014) [-]
it lasts 'till the world ends
#18 - YOU SICK **** I PICTURED MY MOM IN A MAID OUTFIT.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Did not see this coming. +27
#161 - chevelleguy (12/17/2013) [-]
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#115 - nommonsterbaa (12/17/2013) [-]
I don't think that makes him the sick fuck
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#19 - skilgannon (12/17/2013) [-]
I fail to see the problem.
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#20 - daviid (12/17/2013) [-]
I pictured his mom in a maid outfit too,

everything turned out okay.
#46 - greatgreywolfsif (12/17/2013) [-]
You got me with that one.
#13 - It's okay I guess, but the acting seems too fake. It seemed m… 12/15/2013 on canada! 0