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#105 - Worlds collide in my ass. 05/17/2013 on glad you came +2
#167 - *I'm a Christian and I know that prayer doesn't do jack …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Good Parenting -3
#168 - rebelliousoctopus (05/17/2013) [-]
Actually, I know that I need to do everything I physically can along with asking for help, because I'm not an idiot.
#169 - chaoticwaffle (05/17/2013) [-]
Your statement implies that prayer has any impact, when it has absolutely none.
#186 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
You're supposed to believe in prayer.

therefore, your prayers would never work, because you don't believe. other people's prayers are supposed to work because they believe.

it's not supposed to be like a math problem where you work half-heartily and get your solution.

(keep in mind i'm commenting on how it is supposed to work, rather than it's actual effectiveness. if you respond with a paragraph about how prayer doesn't work, i will know that you have no idea what i just told you.)
#229 - chaoticwaffle (05/17/2013) [-]
What is this, some Christmas movie? If you believe in it, it works. If you don't, it doesn't? No. That's not how it works, prayer doesn't do anything. It's time to grow up.

It doesn't matter what it's "supposed" to do, the fact is that it has no actual impact. Nothing you do or say will ever prove otherwise.
#175 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
I think it would be funny if it had an impact. What if someone is praying for their son's life while the kid next door who is getting bullied by him is praying for his son's death? How does God decide? By who prays the hardest? By who is praying most eloquently? By who is jumping through burning hoops more gracefully while praying?

If prayer actually works, then Satan and his minions are probably spending most of their time watching a reality TV gameshow "Whose Prayer Will God Accept Anyway?".
#95 - **chaoticwaffle rolls 865** This many. 05/17/2013 on Batman and his shit 0
#160 - So let me get this straight, while in human form Ariel maintai… 05/17/2013 on Fuck your childhood 0
#60 - Yeah... figures a woman would be too stupid to know she can't …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Fuck your childhood -9
#160 - chaoticwaffle (05/17/2013) [-]
So let me get this straight, while in human form Ariel maintains the ability to breathe underwater? We know she can only change back through Ursela's magic, we know that as a human she loses her gills and ability to breathe underwater, therefore while in human form (as seen in the picture) she is not able to breathe while underwater.

Dispute my logic.
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#64 - strangesir (05/16/2013) [-]
#33 - Crowley!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Iron man +2
#52 - tbagbandit (05/16/2013) [-]
#175 - Just like my dick. 05/15/2013 on Feminism +9
#185 - That's ******* retarded. Get the **** … 05/14/2013 on What if? +1
#255 - Means you better check your ******* privilege.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win +7
#270 - isradam (05/14/2013) [-]
#279 - Hmm. I'm.. okay with this?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow 0
#400 - profhershellayton (05/10/2013) [-]
I love how, as a Christmas Scootaloo, I get all mystical... before rape...
#278 - **chaoticwaffle rolled a random comment #2068160 posted by …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow +1
#279 - chaoticwaffle (05/10/2013) [-]
Hmm. I'm.. okay with this?
#400 - profhershellayton (05/10/2013) [-]
I love how, as a Christmas Scootaloo, I get all mystical... before rape...
#277 - **chaoticwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #185…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow +1
#278 - chaoticwaffle (05/10/2013) [-]
**chaoticwaffle rolled a random comment #2068160 posted by Moondog at Friendly ** :
That's how I always feel after a year.
When I look back in the past, I see a whole different person in not only myself but others around.

Time and experience does great things.
#279 - chaoticwaffle (05/10/2013) [-]
Hmm. I'm.. okay with this?
#400 - profhershellayton (05/10/2013) [-]
I love how, as a Christmas Scootaloo, I get all mystical... before rape...
#276 - **chaoticwaffle rolled user profhershellayton **  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow +1
#277 - chaoticwaffle (05/10/2013) [-]
**chaoticwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #1853209 at Friendly **
#278 - chaoticwaffle (05/10/2013) [-]
**chaoticwaffle rolled a random comment #2068160 posted by Moondog at Friendly ** :
That's how I always feel after a year.
When I look back in the past, I see a whole different person in not only myself but others around.

Time and experience does great things.
#279 - chaoticwaffle (05/10/2013) [-]
Hmm. I'm.. okay with this?
#400 - profhershellayton (05/10/2013) [-]
I love how, as a Christmas Scootaloo, I get all mystical... before rape...
#128 - Shutup, Donnie. 05/05/2013 on I can't be +8
#113 - For you. It makes perfect sense for you. You can't speak for…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2013 on monster :) +1
User avatar #114 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
everyone i've talked to who's watched it stoned agrees.

Christians: 1
Chocolate: Potato
User avatar #227 - beamersmack (05/01/2013) [-]
Talking to yourself doesn't quite count
User avatar #118 - anonimoss (05/01/2013) [-]
I guess my problem here is that the people who I know who smoke weed don't smoke it to make a cartoon better.
User avatar #120 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
well, that's just, like, your opinion man
#151 - delivering (05/01/2013) [-]
Same applies to your weed faggotry. It's just your opinion. A shitty opinion, though.
#122 - futuretrip (05/01/2013) [-]
Chill the fuck out guys
#220 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
No! Do not chill out! This is very entertaining for me.
#110 - I enjoy the content, but people who spout this nonsense about …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2013 on monster :) +3
User avatar #115 - anonimoss (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah the show is alright and I don't care if people smoke weed, but if they're being an arsehole about it they can fuck right off.
User avatar #112 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
there's no pressure. but you have to understand that you won't fully enjoy it unless you do. for some reason, the show just clicks and makes perfect sense when you're stoned. i have no better way to explain it
#113 - chaoticwaffle (05/01/2013) [-]
For you. It makes perfect sense for you. You can't speak for everyone else because we are not all the same, and because of this we cannot experience things in the same way as you.
User avatar #114 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
everyone i've talked to who's watched it stoned agrees.

Christians: 1
Chocolate: Potato
User avatar #227 - beamersmack (05/01/2013) [-]
Talking to yourself doesn't quite count
User avatar #118 - anonimoss (05/01/2013) [-]
I guess my problem here is that the people who I know who smoke weed don't smoke it to make a cartoon better.
User avatar #120 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
well, that's just, like, your opinion man
#151 - delivering (05/01/2013) [-]
Same applies to your weed faggotry. It's just your opinion. A shitty opinion, though.
#122 - futuretrip (05/01/2013) [-]
Chill the fuck out guys
#220 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
No! Do not chill out! This is very entertaining for me.
#107 - seuss seems to be "that" type of pothead. Ignore hi…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/01/2013 on monster :) +2
User avatar #109 - anonimoss (05/01/2013) [-]
Thanks man, it's good to see all the fans aren't these teenage scene kids who only smoke weed because it's cool. I'm not saying the show is bad. I just don't get a raging hard on whenever something to do with adventure time shows up.
#110 - chaoticwaffle (05/01/2013) [-]
I enjoy the content, but people who spout this nonsense about it being the greatest thing in the world to smoke up and watch annoy me. It's a good show on its own merit, while I'm sure being high would make it better for some people there's no need to pressure someone else into doing it when they so obviously have no interest in it.
User avatar #115 - anonimoss (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah the show is alright and I don't care if people smoke weed, but if they're being an arsehole about it they can fuck right off.
User avatar #112 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
there's no pressure. but you have to understand that you won't fully enjoy it unless you do. for some reason, the show just clicks and makes perfect sense when you're stoned. i have no better way to explain it
#113 - chaoticwaffle (05/01/2013) [-]
For you. It makes perfect sense for you. You can't speak for everyone else because we are not all the same, and because of this we cannot experience things in the same way as you.
User avatar #114 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
everyone i've talked to who's watched it stoned agrees.

Christians: 1
Chocolate: Potato
User avatar #227 - beamersmack (05/01/2013) [-]
Talking to yourself doesn't quite count
User avatar #118 - anonimoss (05/01/2013) [-]
I guess my problem here is that the people who I know who smoke weed don't smoke it to make a cartoon better.
User avatar #120 - seuss (05/01/2013) [-]
well, that's just, like, your opinion man
#151 - delivering (05/01/2013) [-]
Same applies to your weed faggotry. It's just your opinion. A shitty opinion, though.
#122 - futuretrip (05/01/2013) [-]
Chill the fuck out guys
#220 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
No! Do not chill out! This is very entertaining for me.
#31 - I still don't get how they could evolve to kill humans if huma…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia +14
User avatar #75 - adunsaveme (04/28/2013) [-]
What if they had started to evolve to kill humans before they left the planet? Like they could've been fighting them for thousands of years before they eventually decided to leave the planet.
It looks good anyways.
#38 - veryspecialagent (04/28/2013) [-]
It takes tens of thousands of years to evolve, so maybe they just haven't evolved out of that state yet, or didn't need to change to cope.
User avatar #33 - kamehamehanurd (04/28/2013) [-]
That's the one thing you have to overlook in the movie. Give it a break.
User avatar #48 - grimhound (04/28/2013) [-]
is the movie's name actually Australia?
User avatar #76 - adunsaveme (04/28/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #78 - grimhound (04/28/2013) [-]
Wondering about the movie in the content. sleepy.
User avatar #79 - adunsaveme (04/28/2013) [-]
No, it's called After Earth.
User avatar #84 - grimhound (04/28/2013) [-]
ok, thanks
#120 - Someone should turn this into a gif with the part of the Super… 04/27/2013 on Superman lazer beard 0
#35 - Wait a minute.. the female posts got thumbs and the male posts… 04/22/2013 on Just don't -1
#1706 - Rogue Temptress... I'm a dude. The **** ? 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#110 - *people's 04/11/2013 on title +4
#24 - It's guy love, between two guys! 04/05/2013 on American history X 0
#93 - Picture 03/29/2013 on That Awkward Moment When +6
#37 - **chaoticwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #279… 03/29/2013 on Choice +5
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