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#9 - What does that pompous rich boy Bruce have to do with anything… 8 hours ago on What if You don't want to... +3
#31 - "Haha, so what are you up to tonight" … 8 hours ago on Pick up lines +21
#660 - You know how cancer works. Rarely anyone survives it. 8 hours ago on chaoticlaw's profile 0
#73 - >Kangoku Gakuen …  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Summer anime 2015 0
User avatar #104 - megaton (8 hours ago) [-]
so many of these anime up their have to be those 3 am kind of shows. like how are you actually going to show "gate- thus the jsdf fought there" at a normal time, so much prostitution and rape and semi pedophiliac situations in it. monster musume is essentialy just, "lets bang some anthro animal girls- the animation" . shimoneta is an anime about a girl bringing sex to japan. do i need to say more about that. bikini warriors. and more tu love ru. its all masturbation driven, they know it, and they are satisfied with their work.
#98 - shatt (9 hours ago) [-]
i honestly want to get into kangoku gakuen but aside from the massive amounts of fan service i dont know what else to expect
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Way head of you there mate.
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#659 - moocowsz (12 hours ago) [-]
Surprised this ****** show hasn't died off yet.
User avatar #660 to #659 - chaoticlaw (8 hours ago) [-]
You know how cancer works. Rarely anyone survives it.
#627 to #626 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
zaggy, plz Don't tease.
#628 to #627 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I have no where else to dispense my sexual urges now that /sug/ is gone
#629 to #628 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Christ, now I got my popper coming up.
Christ, now I got my popper coming up.
#630 to #629 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I like girls like Pearl and all

But I like women like Jasper
#631 to #630 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
"Girls like Pearl."

"Women like Jasper."

I think I get what you mean.
User avatar #632 to #631 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
So what's up, how've you been, nig?
User avatar #633 to #632 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Righteous as **** . Buddy of mine is coming back from Basic, and we're planning on chillaxing at the beach I sorta wanted to go camping, but he's still ******* traumatized from spook he got last time. It's been like 2 years and he still isn't over it. . The fam is doing peachy, sis finally admitted that she sucks at Warframe, and my little ********** got the highest grades in her class, almost had a girl beat her up because of it.


How bout you, **** alright?
User avatar #635 to #633 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Also yeah, ***** been good.
Didn't do so well on finals, so there's that.
Now I'm just looking for a job while trying to spend time with old friends and look for some ass.
User avatar #636 to #635 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
You failed? **** , that's all kinds of ****** . What kinda work you going for?

Good luck on getting ass, I'd usually prefer the entire chick, but you could work well enough with just an ass.
User avatar #639 to #636 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh no I passed, just really took a beating on my GPA.
I'm probably gonna go back to my old summer job, people there really liked me.

User avatar #641 to #639 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Sweet Christ, I was sorta scared for a sec. Thought you got ****** up.

What was your job? Was it escorting? I bet it was escorting.

#645 to #641 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Hell, I've been told I could pull it off.
You should see all the rubbernecking I get from the old folks home.

But nah, it was Olive Garden
User avatar #647 to #645 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Any honies there? Might be down for a hookup with a manly-man such as you.
User avatar #648 to #647 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh please, I'm more like the cross between a twink and a bear.
But there are some cute ebony-honeys there
User avatar #651 to #648 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
>ebony

You know what to do. Fill them to the brim.
#654 to #651 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Damn right
Still want me a muscle-[spoiler] momma to break my pelvis [/spoiler]
User avatar #655 to #654 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Don't we all? But that **** don't just happen willy-nilly.

Not like I'd want.
User avatar #656 to #655 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I wanna say going to the gym may help, but more than likely they'll be lesbos.
User avatar #657 to #656 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Or doms. Not like that's a bad thing, tho.
#658 to #657 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Of course not
#634 to #633 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
That sounds dope as **** .
What exactly spooked him?
Also that's awesome about your lil seed
User avatar #637 to #634 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm real ******* proud of her. This whole dad **** is awesome, I'm loving it.

I thought I told you about our weekend escapade in the woods, but apparently not. One sec, tootsie-pop. reversoulstealer
User avatar #638 to #637 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Oopsie. Lemme try that **** again.

reaversoulstealer
User avatar #642 to #640 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
David, I'm gonna need you to do me a favor, okay? I need you to not be a little bitch long enough to tell my friend here how you shat your pantaloons.
User avatar #643 to #642 - reaversoulstealer (05/24/2015) [-]
I'd really rather not.
User avatar #644 to #643 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Fine, I ain't gonna force ya. Little cunt.

So what beach you wanna go to?
User avatar #646 to #644 - reaversoulstealer (05/24/2015) [-]
Don't know. Where's best for you?
User avatar #649 to #646 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Laguna Beach would be cool. You down for that **** ?
User avatar #650 to #649 - reaversoulstealer (05/24/2015) [-]
YES.

I mean.

Yeah, sure, whatever.
User avatar #652 to #650 - chaoticlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Calm down there, sugar-tits, going a little strong.

I'll call you so we get some times down, kay?
User avatar #653 to #652 - reaversoulstealer (05/24/2015) [-]
I am so ******* ready.
#624 - highotto (05/20/2015) [-]
Bro wanna hit a blunt and go surfing or just set here and watch paint dry
Bro wanna hit a blunt and go surfing or just set here and watch paint dry
#625 to #624 - chaoticlaw (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm down for whatever you're good for, my ***** .
#606 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
Do you ever think Disney, Nick, and Cartoon Network would lack pass their differences for one day to have 1 of their shows crossover with one of their show?

Kind of like how for only 1 day Marvel and DC did a crossover between Batman and Punisher. And Captain America and Superman
#614 to #606 - chaoticlaw (05/20/2015) [-]
For the last twenty years, I've been convinced that that's exactly what they've been building up to for all these decades. They just keep pilling shows up on each other to prepare for the extravaganza that will befall mankind in the distant future. So that way, everything and everyone from every show has their limitations/boundaries removed.   
   
   
   
   
And if they do it, they'll probably use UG as the catalyst, since he's a total 			*******		 of a character.
For the last twenty years, I've been convinced that that's exactly what they've been building up to for all these decades. They just keep pilling shows up on each other to prepare for the extravaganza that will befall mankind in the distant future. So that way, everything and everyone from every show has their limitations/boundaries removed.




And if they do it, they'll probably use UG as the catalyst, since he's a total ******* of a character.
#623 to #614 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
Imagine

LoK x Steven's Universe. That be Awful and Amazing at the same time

The art styles wouldn't kliq at all.
#602 to #601 - chaoticlaw (05/20/2015) [-]
But Pearl doesn't eat.
#616 to #602 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Nice lolicon porn crop, ya nasty
#617 to #616 - chaoticlaw (05/20/2015) [-]
I have all four versions of the pic.

For a good reason, tho. So I can masturbate to it.
#618 to #617 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Delicious brown girls
#621 to #618 - chaoticlaw (05/20/2015) [-]
They taste like Hershey Kisses.
#603 to #602 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]
That's why shes so offended.











Are half of your reaction pictures from SU porn?
#604 to #603 - chaoticlaw (05/20/2015) [-]
Tell no one.
#605 to #604 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]
Alright I wont.
User avatar #598 - speedymcgee (05/13/2015) [-]
ayy wassup fam?
User avatar #599 to #598 - chaoticlaw (05/13/2015) [-]
How you doing, ***** ?
#591 - murrlogic (05/11/2015) [-]
What's with all the LoK references in Steven's Universe?
User avatar #592 to #591 - chaoticlaw (05/11/2015) [-]
References? What kind?
User avatar #593 to #592 - murrlogic (05/11/2015) [-]
Who is the name of the girl Steven likes?

The one whose black and has the glasses?
User avatar #594 to #593 - chaoticlaw (05/11/2015) [-]
Connie, aka CurryCunny.
User avatar #595 to #594 - murrlogic (05/11/2015) [-]
They think the fusion between Connie and Steven looks like Korra with her hair down

Disgusting

They also say Steven, Pearl, Garnet, and Amathyst when rearranged in order represent the 4 elements

Amathyst- Air (because she likes to fart a lot)
Garnet- Earth (because Earth Benders have a lot of Raw Spiritual Energy)
Pearl- Water (Because she relates to the same shade of Ice)
Steven- Fire (because...I dunno he had to go somewhere)
User avatar #596 to #595 - chaoticlaw (05/11/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that's really dumb.
User avatar #597 to #596 - murrlogic (05/11/2015) [-]
Is this where all the LoK fans went? To CN?

KEK
#587 - lilRican (05/11/2015) [-]
I wish there were more people that liked juicy doritodot
I wish there were more people that liked juicy doritodot
User avatar #607 to #587 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
Why can't you understand that Jasper is best gem and Guac Dorito Gem belongs in the garbage
#608 to #607 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Because Jasper isnt a ******* triangle thats why
User avatar #609 to #608 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
>Not wanting Big Buff Cheeto Puffs

ABSOLUTELY REPORTED.jpg.
#610 to #609 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
>Uses a peridot jpg name file
User avatar #611 to #610 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
**** off Dorito head this is now a Jasper Thread.
#612 to #611 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Not on someone who Mascot fags as Pearl it isnt
User avatar #613 to #612 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
Asami is best waifu and Jasper is best Gem stop being wrong it's making me sad.
#615 to #613 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
Your waifu is a lesbian and in a relationship she can't possibly be anyones waifu because she's spoken for
#619 to #615 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
>Lesbian
>Relationship

DINDU'S ARE BEATEN IN THE SATO HOUSEHOLD YOU SPEAK LIES NERD GEM!
#620 to #619 - lilRican (05/20/2015) [-]
In this much of a denial   
   
ill pray for you
In this much of a denial

ill pray for you
#622 to #620 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
DINDU'S GET OUT!!!!

<---
#588 to #587 - chaoticlaw (05/11/2015) [-]
Nerdy, obsessive, and overall awful? Plenty of those around mate.
#589 to #588 - lilRican (05/11/2015) [-]
But they arent green
#590 to #589 - chaoticlaw (05/11/2015) [-]
Just paint 'em green. Easy 			****		, 			*****		.
Just paint 'em green. Easy **** , ***** .
#585 - lilRican (05/10/2015) [-]
Steven be hitting up connie like
#586 to #585 - chaoticlaw (05/10/2015) [-]
Yea, but you know he bankin with Lapis on the DL.
#575 - murrlogic (05/09/2015) [-]
>Pearl isn't Overprotective

Why do you continue to lie about this?
User avatar #576 to #575 - chaoticlaw (05/09/2015) [-]
She's totally overprotective, the **** are you talkin about. The only time she wasn't was when she found out Rose kept secrets from her.

Then she was a bitch.
#577 to #576 - murrlogic (05/09/2015) [-]
Exaggerated Pearl best Pearl   
   
Why is Garnet not the Overprotective one?
Exaggerated Pearl best Pearl

Why is Garnet not the Overprotective one?
User avatar #578 to #577 - chaoticlaw (05/09/2015) [-]
She is, but she's chill about it. She sees all possibilities for Steven to get hurt and prevents them. Pearl just goes ******* insane at every possible thing.
#579 to #578 - murrlogic (05/09/2015) [-]
That is why Pearl is the best comedy

Jasper best mom. Peridot a **** .
#580 to #579 - chaoticlaw (05/09/2015) [-]
Jasper would make for a great /ss/ doujin. Peridot is most certainly a 			****		, tho.
Jasper would make for a great /ss/ doujin. Peridot is most certainly a **** , tho.
#581 to #580 - murrlogic (05/09/2015) [-]
>inb4 that one Peridot fan on FJ posts AbsoluetlyReported.Jpg
User avatar #582 to #581 - chaoticlaw (05/09/2015) [-]
You mean lilRican?
#584 to #582 - lilRican (05/09/2015) [-]
i like jasper..
User avatar #583 to #582 - murrlogic (05/09/2015) [-]
I guess

He hates Jasper and big buff cheeto puff.
#566 - murrlogic (05/08/2015) [-]
Would you play a Steven's Universe game.
Would you play a Steven's Universe game.
User avatar #567 to #566 - chaoticlaw (05/08/2015) [-]
There IS a Steven Universe game. It's called attack the light. Pretty ******* fun, too. You should check it out.
#568 to #567 - murrlogic (05/08/2015) [-]
>A JRPG

Interesting.
User avatar #569 to #568 - chaoticlaw (05/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, Steven doesn't really have a combat role, he's more support than anything.
User avatar #570 to #569 - murrlogic (05/08/2015) [-]
Sounds like Persona since Rise doesn't fight she is there for support.

Meanwhile I played LoK the game and my urge to drink rose to suicidal proportions.
User avatar #571 to #570 - chaoticlaw (05/08/2015) [-]
Because it was great, or because it was awful?
User avatar #572 to #571 - murrlogic (05/08/2015) [-]
Ever watch a plane crash into a mountain but it didn't really explode? It just lost its wings and then plowed thru the mountain like a drill then collided with the ground but it still didn't explode it just DUG down to the center of the earth and then collided head first into the Earth's core.
User avatar #573 to #572 - chaoticlaw (05/08/2015) [-]
That bad, huh?
#574 to #573 - murrlogic (05/08/2015) [-]
This game is what happens when Korra reads bedtime stories to Tenzin's kids

>And then the Equalists and the Triad who hate each other worked together because they learned the #1 bonding agent is fat stacks of cash

>And Asami's mech tanks were scattered around the city which greaty implys she wants me dead

>And then this Low Level demon named HoonPoon who is clearly not a Naruto villain brainwashed the remaining minions Vaatu and Unalaq left behind

Korra you're over the line!
#561 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
Did you see the latest steven universe comp?
Here's my fav part!


































btw happy late b-day!
#562 to #561 - chaoticlaw (05/07/2015) [-]
This one's my favorite. Really captures the point of the show.









Why thank ya kindly, massa.
#563 to #562 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
Why do you think it's worth the watch tho??


























No problem, would you like a l8 b-day present miss l8 b-day gurl??
User avatar #564 to #563 - chaoticlaw (05/07/2015) [-]
You seen the main cast? Hot as fug.

Plot too I guess.
#565 to #564 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
You're the pearl one or wot?   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 Awww yiiissss gimme DAT plot!!!
You're the pearl one or wot?



























Awww yiiissss gimme DAT plot!!!
User avatar #552 - murrlogic (05/02/2015) [-]
What is the most depressing to happen in your show.
User avatar #553 to #552 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
How the **** am I supposed to answer that, something depressing happens every other episode.

Pearl getting shanked was the first big sad thing to happen. So I guess that.
User avatar #554 to #553 - murrlogic (05/02/2015) [-]
That's not depressing. Gem's don't bleed or die.
User avatar #555 to #554 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
I didn't know that **** when it first happened. it legit ******* got me then.
User avatar #556 to #555 - murrlogic (05/02/2015) [-]
Come on pick something else.
User avatar #557 to #556 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
Well, everyone's obvious emotional baggage is pretty depressing. The entire crew are walking timebombs.
User avatar #558 to #557 - murrlogic (05/02/2015) [-]
>Emotional baggage

Explain?
User avatar #559 to #558 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
Pearl's uptight attitude, pride-filled delusion on her own intelligence, previously from Rose, currently from Steven and unwillingness to let Steven express himself.

Amy's, "who gives a **** " attitude, desperate need for both approval and attention, and unwillingness to let her troubled past go.

Garnet's almost robotic attitude, inability to perceive things in a light she deems unsuitable, and detachment from emotionally strenuous situations.

Steven's chill, though. Has a scene here and there, but just when ****** hitting the fan super hard. In fact, the only time the CG's show any emotional progression is when little ***** Steven is present. He's ******* awesome.
#560 to #559 - murrlogic (05/02/2015) [-]
>Garnet's robotic attitude

Garnet isn't a real person or even a real gem. She's made of two lesbian loli gems. Garnet doesn't count as a character

Pearl is hilariously unreasonable. Pic related describes Pearl on an hourly basis
#541 - moocowsz (05/01/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, you incestuous ****** !
#542 to #541 - chaoticlaw (05/01/2015) [-]
I can't believe you remembered my birthday.










That's really cool of you.
#543 to #542 - moocowsz (05/02/2015) [-]
well, one of us had to. :/
User avatar #544 to #543 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
When's your birthday?
#545 to #544 - moocowsz (05/02/2015) [-]
Exactly one week ago.
#546 to #545 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
Oh 			****		, happy 			************		 birthday! Sorry man, didn't know.
Oh **** , happy ************ birthday! Sorry man, didn't know.
#547 to #546 - moocowsz (05/02/2015) [-]
i was hoping for a present, we could have done it without the condom this time
User avatar #548 to #547 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
Maybe if you'd start swallowing like I've been telling you, I would.
#549 to #548 - moocowsz (05/02/2015) [-]
For the tenth time, I'm not going to eat your poop. That's disgusting.
User avatar #550 to #549 - chaoticlaw (05/02/2015) [-]
For the last time, it's perfectly natural. All the cool kids do it.
#551 to #550 - moocowsz (05/02/2015) [-]
All the cool kids are off peeing in old socks, freezing them, eating them quickly without chewing, then selling their kidneys as they struggle to digest the socks.

Eating eachothers poop doesn't fill the void anymore.
#537 - lilRican (05/01/2015) [-]
This is Garnet
Pass the butter
And I'm never turning down a stacked plate or a full course meal
'Cause I'm such a stuffer
And every part of me has jiggling blubber
#539 to #538 - lilRican (05/01/2015) [-]
Because

Im fatter than you Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
#540 to #539 - chaoticlaw (05/01/2015) [-]
She looks like she swallowed a watermelon whole. Which is hilarious to me.
User avatar #522 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #523 to #522 - chaoticlaw (04/27/2015) [-]
hoop bloop
User avatar #534 to #523 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
So the episode was about Romance?

GAY! I was hoping it be a filler episode about action!
User avatar #535 to #534 - chaoticlaw (04/27/2015) [-]
Nah, had a sexy af intro for Garnet, tho.
User avatar #536 to #535 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

More action please. You can fap to Garnet's ripe asshole on your own time.
User avatar #524 to #523 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
What is Steven's Universe looking like right now?
User avatar #526 to #525 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
Outside of that

I mean from a plot standpoint.
User avatar #527 to #526 - chaoticlaw (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh, it's calmed down quite a bit. There's still a bunch of leftover hype, but they're feeding us filler till they're allowed to give us the good **** again. No plot stuff for the moment.
#528 to #527 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
Is it at least good filler?
User avatar #530 to #529 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
What was the newest episode?
User avatar #531 to #530 - chaoticlaw (04/27/2015) [-]
You remember the mailman from the first season? He gets the hots for Garnet and is almost immediately shot down. Mailman can't take a hint, so Steven tries to help, but only makes it worse. Garnet goes right up to his ******* face and tells to **** off. He gets sad, Steven makes him feel a little better, and Garnet tells him to not fall in love with people he's literally just ******* met.

That's a summary, anyways.
User avatar #532 to #531 - murrlogic (04/27/2015) [-]
Is the mail man aware that Garnet is

>A- 2 Lesbian Gems in harmony *********** each other for all of eternity

B- Gems aren't interested in sexual relations...sort of. Garnet is complicated.
User avatar #533 to #532 - chaoticlaw (04/27/2015) [-]
Nope. No idea. They didn't tell him, cause he's sorta dumb. Doubt it would've helped anything, he had that whole, "Where for art thou?" ******** going on.
#521 - murrlogic (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh no god forbid...
#518 - murrlogic (04/25/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRcAKYYEG4

I can't stop thinking about Big Buff Cheeto Puff.
User avatar #520 to #519 - murrlogic (04/25/2015) [-]
I don't even watch the show and I wanna Snu Snu her

Blue Water Cunt is literally my ass the character.
#507 - murrlogic (04/24/2015) [-]
Hello.
#510 to #509 - chaoticlaw (04/24/2015) [-]
Well, I was playing Garry's mod not too long ago, but after seeing that image, I'm probably gonna go masturbate.
#511 to #510 - murrlogic (04/24/2015) [-]
To Garnet's ripe asshole?
#513 to #512 - murrlogic (04/24/2015) [-]
Always thinking with your dick   
   
how was GMOD?
Always thinking with your dick

how was GMOD?
#514 to #513 - chaoticlaw (04/24/2015) [-]
Good, was on a Murderer server with a lot of trusting people, so it worked out rather well.
User avatar #515 to #514 - murrlogic (04/24/2015) [-]
Speaking of Murdering

Killing Floor 2...
User avatar #516 to #515 - chaoticlaw (04/24/2015) [-]
Never played it, any good?
User avatar #517 to #516 - murrlogic (04/24/2015) [-]
Sorta like tower defense.

Its got a great modding community.
#505 - elsanna ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
So I may

or may not

Have finally started watching Steven Universe.

Oh geez, RIP my free time till the marathon is done.
#506 to #505 - chaoticlaw (04/24/2015) [-]
Things like I hope they will, you won't have any free time even after the marathon.
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