How many have accepted so far?

Only six.

Should I like pm or something, this looks bad on your profile.

Nah, it's fine. Not like we're conspiring ******* murder.

Are you gonna be alright tonight? Gonna be awhile before I'm back.

Yeah, I'm good. Already miss the futon, though.

It really is, in all honesty. Akin to the same simplicity of English, but varied in it's pronunciation. Not many people take interest in it these days, except for science related inquiries, like you said.

Blueberry Lemon pie

Well now I'm hungry.

And I have an exam on Field Theory in less than an hour.
And here I am, browsing tumblr for more dank SU content.

You fool, do your ******* work.

Don't fail just for some dank **** .

I passed with a C.
Teacher made me go to the library and bring him a book on the subject because i couldn't name any (haven't took any books for two years now)

Never got the book thing. You shouldn't have to bring a book source.

Nah, you don't, usually. I just really sucked when answering his questions, and he said "Do you even know what the book's called?". So he gave me an easy question and said that he'd let me pass if I bring him a book on the subject.

Oh, well that's alright. I figured you had to study the entire book just to pass it.

That'd be a bitch.

That sounds horrifying.

My highschool Russian Language and Literature teacher told us a story how she completely learned latin in like 30 hours for her exam though i have a feeling that she didn't do it without any help, if you get my meanin

Are you saying she ****** the professor just for a good grade.

Cause that's what I'm taking from this.

Nah, i meant amphetamines.
****** an IMMENSE help when you're studying. Kills any sleep or hunger and makes you concentrated as **** . You just gotta be careful not to get derailed because you're gonna remain concentrated. For example when my roommate took some and was coding he took a look at his keyboard and didn't continue coding until he learned it (the keyboard) by heart.
I can also tell you with full certainty that most, if not all, well known scientists since it's discovery used this **** .

Yeah, I've had to prescribe it to a few kids with over controlling moms. It's ADHD **** , but nearly everyone uses it simply for how well it keeps concentration. Taken in moderation, you can use the little ******* for whatever you wish, but some students take it till they pass out at the most inopportune moment from either sleep deprivation or near starvation. But you're smart, you know how to use that **** .

Yeah well except unlike adderall in usa there's no legally bought stuff here in russia so we have illegal homebrewed ***** that can be diluted with all kinds of bad things. I don't really dabble with it, somehow managed without it this far, so. I would lie if i said that i never took it but i didn't notice **** , just like with hashish. The only drug to ever kick in for me was x.

**** , that had to be a ******* journey.

Was it a bad trip?

Oh boy, it sure was.
It was excellent, i even lacked any immediate aftereffects unlike the guys i took it with- they got nausea.
Although the experience was so big that i didn't feel like myself for a couple of days.

Sounds like you're fairly resistant to the majority of any empathogenic side effects.

And that's pretty common, especially if it was your first time doing it.

Well the empathogenic part sure as hell worked, but is nausea an empathogenic side effect? I have no clue.
But yeah, it was the first time. Wasn't even that long ago, it was jan 1st, current year.

You do **** like that often? I ain't gonna nag you or nothing, but that **** taken on the regular can lead to the heavier stuff later on. You wouldn't get involved with that, of course, but I just wanted to say so.

***** i took fenamine like once a year ago and hashish on two occasions spanning two years, and I sure as hell aint gonna try x again at least for a year. Of course i know that frequent using leads to **** results.

The YD Pearl was perfectly annoying and nasally, just like CG Pearl.

Perfection.

CG?

Crystal Gem, ya ******* goof.

Yeah, i went full derp there for a moment.
Speaking about their voices, i especially liked how pearl said "kick your bUtt" with a teenagers broken voice in the episode when she fought with peri on mechas.

She might as well be a teen, she's salty enough to be one.

But her voice breaking was really cute.

We /SS/ now

I saw no /ss/.

Why must you lie to me like this.

The original was /ss/
that's good enough for me
Or replace lapis with steven if you know art or something.

Oh, I thought you meant the new episode.


Of course you were referring to the image, what was I ******* thinking.

You expected actual /ss/ in the show? Foolish.

A man can ******* dream, can't he?

We "PLEASE TAKE A SEAT" now

Moar.

**** . I meant "Don't have any more, sadly."

It's fine, I understood.

Отримати більш, тупиця.

I hate changing my locale for foreign **** .

Thread already 404d, the dude that took requests is likely not there anymore. So I can't get more, sorry.
Imagine having to do it every time you switch tabs between a chat with your friends and fj

You know any other languages?

Sadly, no. Like with everything else i lack the motivation or willpower to learn another language.

That's fine. Was asking cause I've recently taken up Latin, wondered if you knew anything about it.

I have a couple of friends who dabble in biology (biophysics and medphysics parts of our faculty). They seem to know latin, and even say that it aint that hard.

Вщтэе рфму фтн ьщкуб ыфвдню

Of course.
Huuuuh, if only it really happened.

Like she better not look like what I have been seeing.

I think she does. Worse yet, looks like the betrayal ark is confirmed.

I dont care about perdemption not happening,

I just,
She looks nothing like her extended intro

That ******* neck dude.

Wait, what. Which ******* pics do you mean. Gib, pls.

And peridemption still happening, it's just gonna involve her being a **** for a bit.

spoilering just in case you want to save yourself

itcouldvebeengreat.jpg

Please god say it's an edit.

Pls.

Nvm i didnt spoil it.

**** , I did.

I was cleaning up my contacts. What's your contact **** again, I'll add you back.

This is even ******* worse than those alien abominations you gave me.

But *********** is fun [/spoiler
[spoiler] what about this?

Now that right there is what I'm ******* talking about.

How the **** are you online on my friends list but not anywhere else?

Magic.

you a cheeky cunt m8 i tell you what
a puffy ******* vulva

You can set it through your settings, yah fookin fool.

I figured that.

lood

Won't be back till Jan. 15th, I think.

steven bomb jan 4th-8th

Aw yiss.

Gonna go **** some rocks to celebrate.

Not no more, loser.

Nah.

How ya doing, buddy.

Would you a Sonic?

**** yes.

Like, a lot.

He's so ******* feminine.

And when he got his hair short, mmf.

Just too goddamn foxy.

Exams are at hand, so not all that great.

Wow, even there? I got a friend doing exams here, and she ain't doing so hot.

Are they really that bad?

It's hell.

Pretty good. She's ******* around outside right now, doing stupid **** . I'll probably go outside in a bit too.

Damn, it's ******* cold here. Not freezing, but much colder than it was a week ago, so still pretty ******* cold in comparison. Also, It's ******* dark and I live on the 16th floor.
So you won't see me ******* around outside any time soon.
Also I don't really get what " ******* around doing stupid **** outside" might mean. Like, is she making a snow angel? Running circles around the house?

It's getting chilly here, but not necessarily cold yet. And it's near midnight here, so it's pretty dark as well. You're just being a pussy, aren't you.

Sort of just sitting on the porch with Ellie.

Who's Ellie? A friend? A dog?

It's -7 celsius. Considering that i'm a warm loving person I sleep under a duvet even during summer when it's like 25-30C , it's quite cold.
Also the ******* window isn't wind proof.
It's 7:35 am, so it should start getting brighter pretty soon.

Why the **** are you up so early, guy. That's bad for your brain, and can really **** up your sleep cycle.

Daughter.

What sleep cycle? I woke up at 7 pm after sleeping for 10 hours.
Also I have a class in like an hour and a half, so there's no point in going to sleep anymore.
***** , you have a kid? That's so ******* awesome. Hope she has a good character, because my 3 y.o. sister is a ******* demon in a baby's skin.
Imagine being the only kid for 13 years and then getting 3 little siblings in the span of two years. Six if you count step-brothers and sisters. That would be me.

Bruh. You need to get that **** straightened out, for real. It's gonna **** you up.
She's adopted, but I love her so ******* much. I've had her for two years now, but have known her for three. She's the best.
You're 13? And have six ******* siblings within only two years? **** . I'm ******* with you, I know you're 17. You told me before.

It's sorta cyclic. One month i sleep like a normal person midnight to 8 am, another month i sleep like a retard.
****** I'm 20 years old. Got my first sister at 17, three years ago. 13 was a misprint. But yeah, I have a 3 y.o. sister, a 2 y.o. sister, a 1 y.o. brother, a 23 y.o. stepbrother, a 22 y.o. stepsister and a 21 y.o. stepsister. The last one even has the same name as me and the age difference is actually less than a year, so it's pretty funny. But holidays when you gotta give gifts have become a ******* hell.

I have only one sibling, and that makes **** super easy for me. I could never imagine having that many brothers and sisters to do **** for. It must be a massive ******* hassle to deal with all of them at once.

Aight, I gotta go now. See you later.

Alright, man. Night.

'Sup. How you doin?
Didja see this one? Delicious. You need to login to view this link

You meant morning. Have a good sleep.

Well it goes like this. The little ones don't really need anything as they don't know **** yet. The stepbrother I see like once every two months, and not during holidays, so I don't really have to give him **** . The oldest stepsister I only met like two times, after which she got married and moved to Turkey. The youngest one is the one I gotta give gifts because I see her fairly often.
But my family is still pretty ******* big even without all the brothers and sisters, so yeah, presents are a hassle. One can only have so many mugs.

**** , i miswrote that. Imagine being the only kid for 17 years.

Why do you do dis.

Wow, you sure are fast.

I got banned for a good while.

What? What for? /SS/?

But of course!

It is my specialty.

Oh. Seems some of the mods couldn't handle the good stuff, could they?
What are you doing right now?

Looking up Undertale porn while eating a turkey sammich.

Damn, you're living the high life, huh.
I'm reading Coiling Dragon and listening to TWEWY soundtrack.
Speaking of sandwiches, I gotta get one. BRB.
Also, I made this like 10 minutes ago, so here you go.

I've heard of both of those, but have done nothing with either of them.
For all I know, they're the best things to ever ******* exist.

Tell me, what do you think about this?

It's hot, but has a severe lack of Steven.

I can't be having that **** , mang.

But this is too lood. He a good boy.
And that's exactly how you like them, huh.

**** do you mean, I want him to be the manager of this **** .

Oh, so for you /ss/ doesn't necessarily mean femdom?

Nah. /ss/ means literally anything to do with a straight ***** .

Femdom is certainly an option, tho.

That's the spirit.
So I get it that you both are huge fans, right? That's certainly fun.

You mean Eve and I? She actually prefers gay ***** , because she's ******* dumb.

Ew. Distasteful.

She's also into loli rape.

Which is one of the extremely few things I'm not fond of.

I'm not into that either, but I don't judge. How's she doing, by the way?

Coiling dragon is very nice, and was finally completely translated like a week go.
Twewy was fun to play, but the soundtrack is the best part of the game.

No problem!

Can I maybe have a link to the full version?
Pretty please?

Heeeeeeeeeeey

Fetch me my tools.

You can't build a rocket to homeworld.

**** you, I can do it.

The prize is totally worth the risk.

What prize

A baby ******** factory for all your pearls.

One of my favorite movies!
Y-You know I'd love to recreate this scene with you and chaoticlaw

Really? How'd you like it?

I'm halfway through the first season of JoJo, by the way.

It was great.
I was never a movie kind of guy but now I just want to watch more movies like that.
So ******* good.
How're you liking it? You watching sub or dub?

Yeah, Tarantino is a **** , but his movies are amazing.
Sub. It's pretty good, so far. The JoJofags made me think it would be **** , but I like it.

Why is he a **** ?
What? You mean Part 1?

He's kind of a stuck up asshole in real life. I've never met him, thought, so that might be how the press portrayed him.
No, I meant the series. But it's actually pretty fun.

Huh, I can see that.
But I still think it's funny how many times he got away with saying ****** in that movie.
And then people flipped **** about DiCaprio saying it in another one of his movies.
It's really fun, but yeah, the JoJo fans are pretty zealous.

11 years? That include the prerequisites, or no..?

I dunno wtf you mean by prerequisites, in Russia you finish school and then just go roll into a uni, whatever the major. 11 years include internship tho.

Wow. That's a pretty stream-lined process.

If they did that kind of stuff in America, it would've taken a good bit longer to get my degree.

Yeah, I can imagine. In russia it takes 4 years to get a bachelor's degree, 5 years for a specialist's deg, 6 for masters, three more for aspirant's i think- starting from here it varies. People only go for aspirant's if they want to dedicate their life to science tho, because from there you just work your way to a doctorate.

**** , I thought we were done with this.

Pls god, have mercy.

No.

Alright, that one's pretty funny.

I know, right?

As soon as i find more you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna send it to you.
I'm not actively looking for it, but once I stumble upon it, I will.

You are the pinnacle of **** , my friend.

If only.

That's not what I mean, and you ******* know it.

What do you mean? That I make you go " **** "?

Yes.

Good to know.
How you doin?

I'm good. Trying to get my internet to not be a total **** .

What internet do you consider ****** ? Normal? Good? Mine is 40 Mbps both ways, it's ok. Also, new router, so no ******* so far.

I mean that my internet is acting up. We had a power outage last night and it's been wonky ever since.

That's what I meant bu "no ******* ", mine is fine. For now, at least. it was utter **** , and then the router just up and died. Got a new one for like 8 bucks, so far so good.
Still, what's your speed?

Just checked, it ranges from 89-92. Upload is 12.

Nice. How was your day? I went to class today, was reading the rest of the time.

What class did you go to?

Quantum theory.

Whoa. That's that high-tier **** .

I could never do something that complex..

Yea, ****** hard. Still, since I went for a physics major, I gotta finish it.
You got a higher ed?

Just the needed **** to get my pharmacy degree.

General Physics, Biochemistry, and Anatomy. After those, you just have to get your Pharmaceutical degree, which usually takes about 4 years. But I cheated and took shortcuts, so it was only 2 years for me.

Woah, time shortcuts. Those sure are handy. I'm just going all the way. I'm not sure how long a pharmaceutical degree takes here, but my friend who's getting a medical degree is going to spend 11 years doing so.

Beep boop.

how are you?

Doing sweet, babe. How's **** going with you?

freezing cold..

Why are you cold? You up in the north? Outta come visit me.

I'm from the desert but I moved to oregon.

Why'd you move in the first place?

a small desert rat town called yucca valley in california.

>Yucca Valley

Kek.

What sort of **** have you been up to, other than being cold?

whats so funny about yucca?

It sounds funny.

Like Sweet Lips, Tennessee.

Wow, holy sweet **** .

Was not expecting to wake up to that message.

Eh, I didn't know him. Just a ******* crazy thing how someone's life can just BAM and break down. I mean, he's gonna spend 15 years with serial killers and crazies and they're gonna drug him erryday so that when he comes out I bet he'll be as docile as a sterilized cat. In more ways that one.

**** , just for selling drugs?

They really hocked up on the drug laws in Moscow.

Well it was either a nuthouse or a simple jail (same time to sit out tho).
I don't know if he was given any choice on the matter.
The story goes like this: He got overdosed on his own **** and ended up in a hospital. Shortly after that the police came to figure out what's what, and somehow got it figured out that he's a dealer. Bam.

Oh, no wonder he got booked.

How'd you find out about it?

My roommate overheard some doctors talking bout him in our uni's clinic. Asked about it and heard the full story.
Wonder if the very same roommate's dealer knows about it

It is good to get some veggie **** in you. Banana's and similar **** are good for you too.

With the cramps I get I should definitely put more bananas in me.

>in me

Hue. Are you getting pip boy edition? I'm gonna get the regular.

I am now.

Just blindly pissed away $200 dollars

Did you draw that?

She's not even a little naked, you liar.

Yea I've been drawing digitally in a classroom and just uploaded it through my phone

Don't you ******* sass me.

Well sometimes your dumb ass needs a good sassin

You wanna ******* fite, bruv.

Let's go, ***** !

I'd ******* demolish your ass.

>waking up to people texting me about grades

Bad, or good grades?

I just checked
All Bs and one C

I need a 3.0 or higher GPA and I didn't do so well last semester

Why do you need a 3.0?

For you major, or...?

For cheeper car insurance.

And so I don't kill myself

Okay, but for serious though.

What?

Are you trying for a 3.0 for grants, or just to do it?

Or were you being serious before.

I'm doing it for the reasons I stated.

I'm not really going to kill myself in case you were worried

Okay, cool. Needed confirmation.

What are you doing right now?

Eating a salad before I go to the gym

>salad

Bleh.

Also pip boy edition is available again