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#1036 - NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
#1000 - Whoa Nellie this chick is packing  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #1012 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
AND IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN
#1036 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spoils of war..
What on Earth could a Traffic Witch want from a peasant like me?
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
#973 - HAHA MY MAGIC REPELLANT BROOM!! WHAT NOW WITCH?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#1006 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL, THIS MIGHT HELP
#1000 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Whoa Nellie this chick is packing
User avatar #1012 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
AND IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN
#1036 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spoils of war..
What on Earth could a Traffic Witch want from a peasant like me?
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
#952 - Dirty my blade with the blood of a female? My lady you wound m…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #1008 - quotes (03/21/2014) [-]
See what you have done! In a minute I shall melt away. Didn't you know water would be the end of me? Well, in a few minutes I shall be all melted, and you will have the castle to yourself. I have been wicked in my day, but I never thought a little girl like you would ever be able to melt me and end my wicked deeds. Look out here I go!'
-wicked witch
#989 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC WIZARD TIRES OF YOUR RAMBLINGS
#973 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
HAHA MY MAGIC REPELLANT BROOM!!
WHAT NOW WITCH?
#1006 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL, THIS MIGHT HELP
#1000 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Whoa Nellie this chick is packing
User avatar #1012 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
AND IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN
#1036 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spoils of war..
What on Earth could a Traffic Witch want from a peasant like me?
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
#814 - ..my powers of observation tell me hand to hand combat is inev…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#837 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
#952 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Dirty my blade with the blood of a female? My lady you wound me..
I need not such underhanded tactics, for I understand the weaknesses of mine enemies thanks to my powers of observation. Yourself for example, being a magic wielding female, must be a witch. Therefore your weakness must be.....

(and I swear to God if some dumb motherfucker quotes Wizard of Oz...)
User avatar #1008 - quotes (03/21/2014) [-]
See what you have done! In a minute I shall melt away. Didn't you know water would be the end of me? Well, in a few minutes I shall be all melted, and you will have the castle to yourself. I have been wicked in my day, but I never thought a little girl like you would ever be able to melt me and end my wicked deeds. Look out here I go!'
-wicked witch
#989 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC WIZARD TIRES OF YOUR RAMBLINGS
#973 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
HAHA MY MAGIC REPELLANT BROOM!!
WHAT NOW WITCH?
#1006 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL, THIS MIGHT HELP
#1000 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Whoa Nellie this chick is packing
User avatar #1012 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
AND IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN
#1036 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spoils of war..
What on Earth could a Traffic Witch want from a peasant like me?
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
#777 - *takes one large step back* Say, thats one helluva knife. …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#794 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL LETS MAKE IT A FAIR FIGHT, YOU HAVE THAT ONE.... AND I SHALL HAVE THIS ONE!
#814 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
..my powers of observation tell me hand to hand combat is inevitable.

EN GARDE . WENCH!!
#837 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
#952 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Dirty my blade with the blood of a female? My lady you wound me..
I need not such underhanded tactics, for I understand the weaknesses of mine enemies thanks to my powers of observation. Yourself for example, being a magic wielding female, must be a witch. Therefore your weakness must be.....

(and I swear to God if some dumb motherfucker quotes Wizard of Oz...)
User avatar #1008 - quotes (03/21/2014) [-]
See what you have done! In a minute I shall melt away. Didn't you know water would be the end of me? Well, in a few minutes I shall be all melted, and you will have the castle to yourself. I have been wicked in my day, but I never thought a little girl like you would ever be able to melt me and end my wicked deeds. Look out here I go!'
-wicked witch
#989 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC WIZARD TIRES OF YOUR RAMBLINGS
#973 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
HAHA MY MAGIC REPELLANT BROOM!!
WHAT NOW WITCH?
#1006 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL, THIS MIGHT HELP
#1000 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Whoa Nellie this chick is packing
User avatar #1012 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
AND IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN
#1036 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spoils of war..
What on Earth could a Traffic Witch want from a peasant like me?
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
#740 - I DEFY U CHARLATAN,THY WEAK PHOTO MAGIC IS NOTHING COMPARED TO…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#751 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
HOW DOTH THOU POWERS OF OBSERVATION FAIR AGAINST MINE MACHETE?
#777 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
*takes one large step back*
Say, thats one helluva knife. But lets not get hasty
#794 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL LETS MAKE IT A FAIR FIGHT, YOU HAVE THAT ONE.... AND I SHALL HAVE THIS ONE!
#814 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
..my powers of observation tell me hand to hand combat is inevitable.

EN GARDE . WENCH!!
#837 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
#952 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Dirty my blade with the blood of a female? My lady you wound me..
I need not such underhanded tactics, for I understand the weaknesses of mine enemies thanks to my powers of observation. Yourself for example, being a magic wielding female, must be a witch. Therefore your weakness must be.....

(and I swear to God if some dumb motherfucker quotes Wizard of Oz...)
User avatar #1008 - quotes (03/21/2014) [-]
See what you have done! In a minute I shall melt away. Didn't you know water would be the end of me? Well, in a few minutes I shall be all melted, and you will have the castle to yourself. I have been wicked in my day, but I never thought a little girl like you would ever be able to melt me and end my wicked deeds. Look out here I go!'
-wicked witch
#989 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC WIZARD TIRES OF YOUR RAMBLINGS
#973 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
HAHA MY MAGIC REPELLANT BROOM!!
WHAT NOW WITCH?
#1006 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL, THIS MIGHT HELP
#1000 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Whoa Nellie this chick is packing
User avatar #1012 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
AND IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN
#1036 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spoils of war..
What on Earth could a Traffic Witch want from a peasant like me?
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
#720 - I think shes just wearing a wig on her face.... thats not even…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#730 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
I SHALL RAIN TRAFFIC ON YOUR HEAD, PUNY MORTAL
#740 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
I DEFY U CHARLATAN,THY WEAK PHOTO MAGIC IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY POWERS OF OBSERVATION
#751 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
HOW DOTH THOU POWERS OF OBSERVATION FAIR AGAINST MINE MACHETE?
#777 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
*takes one large step back*
Say, thats one helluva knife. But lets not get hasty
#794 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL LETS MAKE IT A FAIR FIGHT, YOU HAVE THAT ONE.... AND I SHALL HAVE THIS ONE!
#814 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
..my powers of observation tell me hand to hand combat is inevitable.

EN GARDE . WENCH!!
#837 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
#952 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Dirty my blade with the blood of a female? My lady you wound me..
I need not such underhanded tactics, for I understand the weaknesses of mine enemies thanks to my powers of observation. Yourself for example, being a magic wielding female, must be a witch. Therefore your weakness must be.....

(and I swear to God if some dumb motherfucker quotes Wizard of Oz...)
User avatar #1008 - quotes (03/21/2014) [-]
See what you have done! In a minute I shall melt away. Didn't you know water would be the end of me? Well, in a few minutes I shall be all melted, and you will have the castle to yourself. I have been wicked in my day, but I never thought a little girl like you would ever be able to melt me and end my wicked deeds. Look out here I go!'
-wicked witch
#989 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC WIZARD TIRES OF YOUR RAMBLINGS
#973 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
HAHA MY MAGIC REPELLANT BROOM!!
WHAT NOW WITCH?
#1006 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
WELL, THIS MIGHT HELP
#1000 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
Whoa Nellie this chick is packing
User avatar #1012 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
AND IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN
#1036 - chaosspawn (03/21/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO.... dammit. Well at least you don't want my oil as spoils of war..
What on Earth could a Traffic Witch want from a peasant like me?
#1042 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #1128 - brucekillah (03/21/2014) [-]
you are fuckin hilarious
#1179 - franchescarules (03/21/2014) [-]
TRAFFIC CONE WIZARD LIKES YOU
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User avatar #1 - DeathclawRulez (10/21/2011) [-]
hey bro your my partner for the zombie apocalypse
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cool, im down
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