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#48 - chancevance (12/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Momma Madeira's School for Maniacs and Monster Character List

WARNING, SPOILERS

Chance Vance – Our main man from Galveston, Texas. Fought local mma competitions where he used his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to dominate competition. Learned a decent amount of Judo, and was very good at wrestling. Likes to ride dirtbikes, likes to write music, writes lyrics well, but isn't that good at singing. Plays some guitar and games, and really likes to party. Knew nothing of the Monster Girl World until he was given a criminal charge back home where he ws going to have to go to prison, instead was transported to this new, wonderous world. Has a great fear of needles and anything resembling them, cannot deal with sharp sliverous things entering his skin. Hates heights, and gets dizzy at any heights past 20 feet. Has serious clausterphobia issues as well. Likes most music, but a fan of rock moreso than anything else. Is from a rather ghetto place in comparison to the Beautiful New World, which he tries not to show. Had no experience with girls prior to showing up. Has a problem with blacking out during fits of anger or extreme stress. On his right forearm there is a tattoo with the name "Justin". Enjoys making trouble where it doesn't hurt people, but when it comes down to it he only has good intentions. He will risk his life to save anyone he knows without hesitation, regardless of how certain death is or scary the situation can be. Very reckless when it comes down to it and sometimes oblivious to the emotions of others. Brushes most things off with an tendency to truly not care, unless the matter is serious, and treats people who anger him with a monstrous attitude if seriously pissed off. Entire story is told from his perspective.


School Staff -

Momma Madeira – The head Lilith of the school, and the leader of this Beautiful New World. The sexiest being our man has ever laid eyes upon. With curves that would make a supermodel feel entirely inferior, and breasts that give "Mountains" a new meaning. Prefers to dress with sophistication, and is the second daughter of the Monster Lord. She has giant wings that she can retract into her at will and blood red eyes to go with her pure snow white hair, the most powerful of all Succubi and brutal if anyone she cares about has their safety threatened. Usually extremely strict but has a very soft spot for our man.

Veronica Vare – Momma Madeira's Secretary. A dark elf that dresses in skin tight purple leather and is a perfect bronze tan. An extremely voluptuous body and dark purple eyes, mixed with mid back length pure white hair. Lives at the end of our man's hall and is the residential advisor for that floor. Shares a shower with our man and had the pleasure of taking his virginity.

Jessica Jewels – A Wyvern with mantis green scales and sunrise orange eyes, teacher of our mans "Survival" class. Second eldest of the dragon sisters. Extremely powerful in the air but rather clumsy on the ground. Can turn her wings into arms at will but prefers not to unless it's necessary. Smallest bust of all the Dragon Sisters

Peiyanna Pietas - A Neuronago that teaches the class "How to survive the human world" that has recently taken our man to be their judge of their efforts. A dark blue slime that doesn't form her slime into any type of clothes, but doesn't show any genitialia or nipples either.

Miss Pearl – The nurse of our school, a Sea Bishop with blood that can fix up any injury regardless of how severe. Ocean blue hair with ocean blue eyes, a figure like a supermodel, and an extremely caring personality to top it all off. Wears a blue hat with a yellow cross and sapphire earrings to go with her nurse's outfit.

Scarlet Sanguine – A vampire that teaches our mans "Math" class. Very prideful and very sinister, butt heads with our man the very first day of class. The only other girl with eyes as red as Momma Madeira's that are black slits, save a recently met, unknown lamia woman, and close in terms of beauty, but not quite there. Wears old-era aristocratic clothes fit for a vampire. She is very tall, sprouting up to six foot four inches, and her hair is a dirty blonde that almost reaches her butt, but she usually ties it up to get a more sophisticated look. Missing one of her vampire teeth which our man took to his room as a trophy for surviving his first day after she tried to bite him. She is Sangria Sanguine's adopted mother.

Gizzy – A small furry creature known as a Gremlin. Very good with any type of mechanical or electrical creations. Extremely shy and very easy to scare, only ever opens up to Cathy or Shinobu. Maintains the bikes and the track that Cathy and Shinobu ride almost every day. Has a voluptuous body for her size but to a normal person looks like an extremely well-endowed twelve year old with a serious bubble-booty. Has normal, short, brown hair and wears a small blue coat-like cloth that hugs her body as tight as a jumpsuit.

Rachael Radiance – One of the three teachers of our mans Music class, along with Miss Muse and Miss Chi. A sexy mature elf that prefers casual clothing, with long, curly blonde hair. Is Vanya Radiance's mother, and is where Vanya learned her gentle touch from.

Monnica Muse – A Leanan Sidhe that is the head teacher of our mans music class. Has met most of the famous artist of the human world. Wears a stripped shirt with red overalls, and is always stained with paint. Has pink, short hair and always acrries around her paintbrush with her wherever she goes.

Carol Cheemes – A Dryad that is the third teacher of our mans music class. Denizen of a gigantic tree in which the Flowers hall was constructed around. Has lived in the Beautiful New World since the very beginning of the Mamano settling. Wears a simple green cloth, and prefers to be called Miss Chi.

Laira Laurel – A mature Amazon that has a bone to pick with our man. Is Lucile's mother and hates that she hasn't been able to dominate him yet. Is the resident advisor for the fourth floor of the Jewels building, and a rather rebellious staff member. Is scared out of her mind of Momma Madeira and won't dare to disobey her orders while she's around. Uses a club to fight with and is easily capable of demolishing our man with it.

Sally Selina – An albino Lamia that is the teacher of The Power of Love. Uses her position and power to influence as many girls to sleep with our man as possible in hopes of turning him into an extremely powerful incubus. Had a husband before moving to the Beautiful New World but strangled him to death for cheating on her.

Katie Knightly – A Dhampir that teaches our mans English class. Appears as a normal human but extremely gorgeous in her small amount of skin tight black leather. Doesn't hold a grudge against Vampires but would prefer it if they were more honest and upfront about their feelings. Is almost a match for Gladius in weapons combat using her rapier, but prefers not to fight.

Tracey Terra – A Kraken that teaches our mans Science class. Is extremely overzealous about her class to the point of obsession, and gets very frustrated if her students do not produce the astonishing results she hopes for. Lives in the pond in the middle of the school grounds, and knows Miss Pearl from their childhood where they were very close friends.

Constantine Crow – A small Witch that teaches our mans magic class. Is very authorative in her classroom but otherwise prefers to have fun over anything else. Is very skilled in her use and magic and before she became a teacher was head of an elite magical special forces unit under the Monster Lords command directly. Wears a normal witches get up and carries her staff, with a jewel on the top of it the same color as her auburn eyes.
#79 - miia ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#80 to #79 - chancevance (07/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** that's cute.

******* Mondaji and Mamano.

Btw MonsterGirlUnlimited(My Go-To Monster Girl website) went at odds with Kenkou Cross(MGE creator) and basically got ****** and they're trying to get me to remove my story from their website cause I use his Monster Girls as base characters. Also have chapter 25 out but I figure FJ doesn't read it anymore so I didn't give any notification.
User avatar #81 to #80 - miia ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
MGE?

also, they would read it if you were to remind the hentai board about it
i need to reread it sometime
#82 to #81 - chancevance (07/12/2014) [-]
MGE = The Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

I'll make a post about it but I never got any feedback about it so I figured no one ever read it.
#83 to #82 - miia ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
lotsa people were excited about it

go over the premise again so the newbies know what it is
#84 to #83 - chancevance (07/12/2014) [-]
Guess I will.

(Btw I made a new song too, if you want to check it out.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JjmQGTAP_8&feature=youtu.be
#85 to #84 - miia ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
couldnt give you any useful feedback
not my type of music
#86 to #85 - chancevance (07/12/2014) [-]
All good. I just like writing rhymes about other peeps lifes when I see them going through hard times or happy times or really just anything, imo my freestyling is a lot better than my written lyrics. Making Hentai board post now.
#74 - chancevance (05/15/2014) [-]
iaeack , That first picture you posted is highly likely to get flagged. Just wanted to warn you bro.

(I saved it already)
#75 to #74 - iaeack (05/15/2014) [-]
deleted it.

I don't mind if something gets flagged to be honest.
#76 to #75 - chancevance (05/15/2014) [-]
Cool, I won't flag it of course I just figured someone else would so I should warn you since you had the decency to continue my postings.

Btw nice pictures, I don't know why I couldn't find those. I must not be as good at porn searching as I thought I was.
#77 to #76 - iaeack (05/15/2014) [-]
I also had difficulty finding acceptable images, until I started using the genderswap tag (wasn't sure if you preferred to know or not).
#78 to #77 - chancevance (05/15/2014) [-]
O o

I guess not.

I know what you mean, all I could find was family incest, shota, and yaoi.

I almost vomited but I did it for my lovely saiyan women.
#69 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
#70 to #69 - chancevance (03/29/2014) [-]
"Don't you dare look at your Mistress with those eyes!" She screamed, bringing up her right leg, which casued my eyes to widen, cause I knew what she was going to do. She brought her foot down with all her might onto my left straighted out knee, casuing a cave in in the dirt and my knee as well, as I screamed once more.

There was nothing I could do, I was done. I couldn't beat her with no broken bones, maybe at best run. She smiled that same victorious grin and stepped off of me, towards the forest where we both heard a rustling of the bushes. Out of those bushes stepped a monster of a mamano.

She was a black Salamander, laden with armor and with giant glaws for hands that I couldn't believe . Her tail, instead of creating light like fire, sucked light from around it, in a very large area. Now that I see it I realize that it's been all around me, the area is just more dim but wasn't noticeable before. About seven feet tall she stood and came lumbering towards us. As far as her face went it looked not much different from Gladius, but her eyes were only describable as a death black, and her jaw was big, with many, sharp teeth.


Look at your comment #
#71 to #70 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
i might have to read your series over because i forgot everything that happened
#72 to #71 - chancevance (03/29/2014) [-]
Me too, I re read it every time I sit down to write.
#65 - aherorising (02/09/2014) [-]
haha dudee, mgq is amazing. srsly tho what the 						****					 xD, who the hell would ever dcome up with "sea cucumber girl" hahahaha
haha dudee, mgq is amazing. srsly tho what the **** xD, who the hell would ever dcome up with "sea cucumber girl" hahahaha
User avatar #66 to #65 - aherorising (02/09/2014) [-]
why am I fighting a book page?
User avatar #67 to #66 - aherorising (02/09/2014) [-]
why is a book page harassing me??
#68 to #67 - chancevance (02/10/2014) [-]
Just go with it bro.
#58 - miia ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
i forgot who vanya is
and yes i read the character description in the sticky
#60 to #58 - chancevance (01/23/2014) [-]
Vanya Radiance – An extremely busty elf that wears a green skirt and plain green T-shirt. Has long, straight, golden blonde hair and jade green eyes. Is very caring and very timid but loves to have fun and can be somwhat physically capable should the situation call on it. Is a very good marksman with a bow but almost never uses one.
User avatar #61 to #60 - miia ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
yeah i read that
in the description that is apparently not stickied
#62 to #61 - chancevance (01/23/2014) [-]
There it's ******* stickied. I don't even know what the hell sticky is used for in this situation, not like you have to scroll through even ten comments to get to the character list.
#63 to #62 - miia ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
sorry
#64 to #63 - chancevance (01/24/2014) [-]
I was just playing, lol.
User avatar #59 to #58 - miia ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
HOLY **** ITS NOT STICKIED
#38 - miia ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
#51 to #38 - chancevance (12/16/2013) [-]
Just realized I didn't have an updated character list up.

I fixed that.
User avatar #52 to #51 - miia ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
where can i find it/
#53 to #52 - chancevance (12/16/2013) [-]
Look up.
#39 to #38 - chancevance (12/15/2013) [-]
Good timing. I am at an impasse in the story.

I'm going to introduce to a new character soon... Another one for the harem...

Should this character be...

A. Calm, collected, and generally peaceful

B. Crazy Bitch?
User avatar #40 to #39 - miia ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
calm and collected
#42 to #40 - chancevance (12/16/2013) [-]
A teaser for those who actually see this for the beginning of Chapter 23.

I opened my eyes to the stinging sunlight penetrating through my window. I could feel the cold tile on my bare back, so I figured I didn't make it to my bed. I tried picking myself up but I fell back down with a splitting headache, hearing the crunch of broken glass under my back. I looked over to my right and noticed I was only holding the top of my bottle, everything else was broken off. Now that I knew what was going on I could feel the spilt whiskey seeping into my fresh and old cuts on my back. Even with the unbearable pressure of a sickly hangover weighing down my head I managed to scramble to my feet before any more liquor sunk into my cuts. It burned pretty bad but since I got up quickly the pain began to fade slowly.

I began to make my way towards the kitchen, before I felt another shard of broken glass slicing into my bare foot. I pulled my sole off the ground before it had fully hit, so the glass didn't go far. I just raised my foot up and pulled it out, sporting quite a bit of blood from the cut. I took a few deep breaths to try to alleviate the pain, and made my way to the kitchen, carefully. I rest my palms on the counter, and let my gaze drift over to my side. There, I saw all the pill bottles I had stashed in the back of my amp open and most of the contents spilled across the counter. I pinched the bridge of my nose before drifting my gaze back to the pills. I grabbed two Vicodin, shoved them down my throat, and washed them down with a random bottle left out which turned out to be some good tasting Amaretta. I grabbed the rest of the pills, and chunked them in the trash.

After Ruby left I can't remember a thing, so God only knows what I did last night. I had a good idea after looking around, seeing spilt alcohol, and broken glass everywhere. My gaze drifted towards the calendar, it seems I pulled my contacts out because I couldn't read it. I didn't have to read it, though, I already knew what day today was.

I grabbed my glasses case off of the counter, and put them on so I could actually see a bit better. What I immediately saw a bit aways on the bar part of the kitchen counter was my stogie case, so I grabbed it and popped it open. One cigarette left, my last one for God knows how long, more than likely forever. I took the matches out of the case with the last cigarette and lit it up with my last match for the flavor. As I was smoking it down I grabbed a pair of pants, socks, and a black shirt to put on. Before I could put on any clothes I took a roll of paper towels, wrapping them around my back and stomach where the cuts were so I didn't bleed into the shirt. I held the paper towels and grabbed some duct tape out of the drawer to hold them in place, afterwards doing the same for my foot.

After dressing up I grabbed my combat boots and put them on too, to be sure I don't step on any more glass. Walking to the balcony to finish my cigarette I grabbed the Amaretta on the way out, setting it on the ground next to me after I sat down.

"Chance!" I heard a woman call out next to me, and looked over to see Cathy and Shinobu up and about on their balcony as well.

"What's up?"

"We're about to go to the track, want to come?" She half shouted to make sure I heard her.

"Nah, appreciate it but I just woke up, not yet in the mood for motocross."

"Alright..." She said, trailing her voice. "By the way... Are you okay? We heard some strange things last night coming from your room."

"What kind of strange things?" I asked, sporting the cheekiest, cheesiest grin I could muster.

Cathy giggled, immediately falling for what I insinuated. "Alright, just make sure not to tire yourself out too much, and save some for us!"

#41 to #40 - chancevance (12/16/2013) [-]
Alright.... I'll drop details on this comment thread later. Gotta hammer them out first.
User avatar #57 to #41 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Wo ist ein detail
User avatar #22 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Sup?
#23 to #22 - chancevance (09/24/2013) [-]
Nada bro. Got a day off for once though, makes me happy.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Nice.

We missed ya a lot in the board. We barely see you anymore.

So how ya been?
#25 to #24 - chancevance (09/24/2013) [-]
Good, more busy than anything. Got a place to stay back down in G-Town and I'm working to pay off college debts before going back.

Been meaning to come back to the board and do a massive dump of new pictures, along with updates for next chapters but I'm never home, always out working or with friends.
User avatar #27 to #25 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Ah, obligations obligations.

Anyhow, there's a skype group we (some old dumpers and yours truly) made to have a place to chat.

Was wondering if you'd like to join.
#28 to #27 - chancevance (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm down in every sense of the word. Won't be on too much unless I'm at home which isn't very often but I'd love to join.
#29 to #28 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Cool.

Give me your skype username and password to add you to the group.

Really good to have you back
#30 to #29 - chancevance (09/24/2013) [-]
Chance Vance (Should be)

Good to be back.
User avatar #31 to #30 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
There's three results.

Chandler, Casper or San Marcos?
#32 to #31 - chancevance (09/24/2013) [-]
San Marcos (Pretty sure)

I'ma go murder those two other people.

!!THE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
#33 to #32 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
KHORNE WORSHIPPING?!

THAT'S HERESY BRO
#34 to #33 - chancevance (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm at a friends right now, I'll let you know when I'm good to talk to Skype.


But without Heresy there can be nothing to purge, and the Imperium would collapse under the oppression of the Emperors overzealous slaves..

#35 to #34 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Those are some pretty big words you got there. Are you sure Tzeentch hasn't taken you over?


don't worry, I'll tell the guys
#36 to #35 - chancevance (09/25/2013) [-]
Hell if Know.
#37 to #36 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
k then
#26 to #25 - chancevance (09/24/2013) [-]
I have laptop but massive hentai post not a good idea at friends house.
User avatar #8 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Howdy, sup? You see any Black rock shooter yet?
#9 to #8 - chancevance (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah, sorry man. Put it on my list but with Finals coming up for college and people asking me to get Chapter 16 of Momma Madeira's School for Maniacs and Monsters finished i just havn't had the time.

How bout you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Fair shake, what's this about Momma Madeira? Otherwise, been watching Monster, longest anime I've seen in a while at episode 46 or so now. Tis' damn fine, comparable to Ergo proxy. Though some stuff seems filler-y, it's great.

#11 to #10 - chancevance (04/12/2013) [-]
Momma Madeira's School for Maniacs and Monsters is a fiction I'm writing at the moment. It's about a guy from Galveston going to a school full of horny monster girls under the guide of it being a reconstruction facility for undesirables of society.


It's got many things, mixed martial arts action, drinking, smoking, humor, adventure, love, drama, xxxscenes, a forest with all the monsters of old hell-bent on killing our main man and monster girls hell-bent on milking him. Oh yeah, the best thing of all, the main character is yours truly(Self-insert). It's definitely a fun read, I wrote i so I'm nothe best judge of how good it is but I know it'll bring a smile or two to your face.
#15 to #14 - chancevance (04/27/2013) [-]
Lol, ty. Sorry bout long wait time for new releases, finals are really kicking my ass. I'm gonna have the character list done pretty soon though(The revised one, which is much better than the one I lost in notepad) and I'm gonna put it out ASAP.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mindsculptorjace (04/27/2013) [-]
Not a problem, get done with finals; I'm sure we can wait.
#17 to #16 - chancevance (04/27/2013) [-]
You want me to C/P the character list(What's done so far) onto here? It's like 3/5ths done or somewhere around there, and it won't be giving you sneak peeks or anything.
User avatar #12 to #11 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Cool, about how often do you release a chapter?
Is it on-going or do you have an ending planned?
#13 to #12 - chancevance (04/14/2013) [-]
Depends on what's going on in my life at the time, sometimes I can get a chapter out every two days or so, sometimes it takes a week or more. It's on-going at the moment, I actually already have the ending planned out for part 1, part 2, and have a variety of options to choose from for part 3, but it's going to be a while until I hit that end, even for part 1, let alone the whole thing.
User avatar #1 - mindsculptorjace (04/03/2013) [-]
How's ch 15 coming?
#2 to #1 - chancevance (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm gonna get a character list done before Chapter 15 since the harem is going to be massive... So no work on Chapter 15 itself yet. I am, however very much considering starting the extreme seriousness and drama with the character, with **** you could never see coming(Even though I've foreshadowed it a lot). I was originally just going to have happy fun time and introduce the harem with minor BS that happens along the way for part 1 and thne for part 2 bring that stuff in, but I think it might get stale if I stay the same route I'm on now.

Btw, how'd you get Red Text? It's nice.
#4 to #2 - rezmorto (04/08/2013) [-]
My only question is where is the point where he goes into the woods, I assume it's just a drug trip?
#5 to #4 - chancevance (04/08/2013) [-]
It's a dream actually. Next chapter starts with Miss Scales waking him up.
#7 to #5 - rezmorto (04/08/2013) [-]
kk
#6 to #5 - chancevance (04/08/2013) [-]
Weed doesn't make you hallucinate, lol.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mindsculptorjace (04/04/2013) [-]
Haxors.

getting enough thumbs on random board.
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