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i wub u too, bai again
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I'm completely okay with this.
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i wub u too, bai again
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Instead of insulting could you atleast be rational for once and tell me how it proves you right?

You blame one person who saying that god is an asshole and disagrees with that god because he's infallible yet when YOU disagree with a god who wants you to kill your mom it's suddenly okay?
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User avatar #8 - wallbuilder (04/12/2013) [-]
Howdy, sup? You see any Black rock shooter yet?
#9 to #8 - chancevance (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah, sorry man. Put it on my list but with Finals coming up for college and people asking me to get Chapter 16 of Momma Madeira's School for Maniacs and Monsters finished i just havn't had the time.

How bout you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - wallbuilder (04/12/2013) [-]
Fair shake, what's this about Momma Madeira? Otherwise, been watching Monster, longest anime I've seen in a while at episode 46 or so now. Tis' damn fine, comparable to Ergo proxy. Though some stuff seems filler-y, it's great.

#11 to #10 - chancevance (04/12/2013) [-]
Momma Madeira's School for Maniacs and Monsters is a fiction I'm writing at the moment. It's about a guy from Galveston going to a school full of horny monster girls under the guide of it being a reconstruction facility for undesirables of society.


It's got many things, mixed martial arts action, drinking, smoking, humor, adventure, love, drama, xxxscenes, a forest with all the monsters of old hell-bent on killing our main man and monster girls hell-bent on milking him. Oh yeah, the best thing of all, the main character is yours truly(Self-insert). It's definitely a fun read, I wrote i so I'm nothe best judge of how good it is but I know it'll bring a smile or two to your face.
User avatar #14 to #11 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
guise*
#15 to #14 - chancevance (04/27/2013) [-]
Lol, ty. Sorry bout long wait time for new releases, finals are really kicking my ass. I'm gonna have the character list done pretty soon though(The revised one, which is much better than the one I lost in notepad) and I'm gonna put it out ASAP.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Not a problem, get done with finals; I'm sure we can wait.
#17 to #16 - chancevance (04/27/2013) [-]
You want me to C/P the character list(What's done so far) onto here? It's like 3/5ths done or somewhere around there, and it won't be giving you sneak peeks or anything.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
sure
#19 to #18 - chancevance (04/27/2013) [-]
Chance Vance – Our main man from Galveston, Texas. Fought local mma competitions where he used his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to dominate competition. Learned a decent amount of Judo, and was very good at wrestling. Likes to ride dirtbikes, likes to write music, writes lyrics well, but isn't that good at singing. Plays some guitar and games, and really likes to party. Knew nothing of the Monster Girl World until he was given a criminal charge back home where he ws going to have to go to prison, instead was transported to this new, wonderous world. Has a great fear of needles and anything resembling them, cannot deal with sharp sliverous things entering his skin. Hates heights, and gets dizzy at any heights past 20 feet. Likes most music, but a fan of rock moreso than anything else. Is from a rather ghetto place in comparison to the Beautiful New World, which he tries not to show. Had no experience with girls prior to showing up. Has a problem with blacking out during fits of anger or extreme stress. On his right forearm there is a tattoo with the name "Justin". Enjoys making trouble where it doesn't hurt people, but when it comes down to it he only has good intentions. He will risk his life to save anyone he knows without hesitation, regardless of how certain death is or scary the situation can be. Very reckless when it comes down to it and sometimes oblivious to the emotions of others. Brushes most things off with an tendency to truly not care, unless the matter is serious, and treats people who anger him with a monstrous attitude if seriously pissed off. Entire story is told from his perspective.


School Staff -

Momma Madeira – The head Lilith of the school, and the leader of this Beautiful New World. The sexiest being our man has ever laid eyes upon. With curves that would make a supermodel feel entirely inferior, and breasts that give "Mountains" a new meaning. Prefers to dress with sophistication, and is the second daughter of the Monster Lord. She has giant wings that she can retract into her at will and blood red eyes to go with her pure snow white hair, the most powerful of all Succubi and brutal if anyone she cares about has their safety threatened. Usually extremely strict but has a very soft spot for our man.

Veronica Vare – Momma Madeira's Secretary. A dark elf that dresses in skin tight purple leather and is a perfect bronze tan. An extremely voluptuous body and dark purple eyes, mixed with mid back length pure white. Lives at the end of our man's hall and is the residential advisor for that floor. Shares a shower with our man and had the pleasure of taking his virginity.

Cynthia Scales – A green-scaled lizardwoman that first saved Chance after he was almost killed by trolls with Momma Madeira, and later introduced herself as his martial arts teacher. Has a class with Chance alone every morning to better train him to defend himself and his manhood from the sex-starved vixens of the school, but is a very grouchy morning person until after her morning training. Doesn't like to drink, or smoke, and is very serious about everything. Shows her rare soft side when she's alone with our man but not always. Has brown hair that she ties up in a ponytail, but almost reaches her hips, with yellow eyes.

Diana Jewels – The eldest of the Dragon Sisters, a Wurm with asparagus green scales. The most viscous looking of all the monster girls so far with monstrous claws for her hands and sunrise orange eyes. Unrivaled in terms of raw power and brute strength. Protects the residents of the school from the monsters of the forest night. Has the biggest bust of all the Dragon Sisters.

Jessica Jewels – A Wyvern with mantis green scales and sunrise orange eyes, teacher of our mans "Survival" class. Second eldest of the dragon sisters. Extremely powerful in the air but rather clumsy on the ground. Can turn her wings into arms at will but prefers not to unless it's necessary. Smallest bust of all the Dragon Sisters

Miss Pietas - A Neuronago that teaches the class "How to survive the human world" that has recently taken our man to be their judge of their efforts. A dark blue slime that doesn't form her slime into any type of clothes, but doesn't show any genitialia or nipples either.

Miss Pearl – The nurse of our school, a Sea Bishop with blood that can fix up any injury regardless of how severe. Ocean blue hair with ocean blue eyes, a figure like a supermodel, and an extremely caring personality to top it all off. Wears a blue hat with a yellow cross and sapphire earrings to go with her nurse's outfit.

Miss Sanguine – A vampire that teaches our mans "Math" class. Very prideful and very sinister, butt heads with our man the very first day of class. The only other girl with eyes as red as Momma Madeira's, and close in terms of beauty, but not quite there. Wears old-era aristocratic clothes fit for a vampire. She is very tall, sprouting up to six foot four inches, and her hair is a dirty blonde that almost reaches her butt, but she usually ties it up to get a more sophisticated look. Missing one of her vampire teeth which our man took to his room as a trophy for surviving his first day after she tried to bite him.

Gizzy – A small furry creature known as a Gremlin. Very good with any type of mechanical or electrical creations. Extremely shy and very easy to scare, only ever opens up to Cathy or Shinobu. Maintains the bikes and the track that Cathy and Shinobu ride almost every day. Has a voluptuous body for her size but to a normal person looks like an extremely well-endowed twelve year old with a serious bubble-booty. Has normal, short, brown hair and wears a small blue coat-like cloth that hugs her body as tight as a jumpsuit.



Students


Catherine – An extremely seductive succubus that lives next door to our man with Shinobu, refers to Shinobu as "Shina". The top of all the students in terms of raw beauty, prefers the name "Cathy". Looks like a more petite version of Momma Madeira with icy blue eyes, and silver hair. Wears skin tight black and red leather, with a small portion of her chest covered by it and two simple straps around the back that hangs independently on her chest. Her shorts are the same leather with a pink trim on the top and just barely cover her nicely toned rear. She wears leather gloves that almost comes up to her shoulders and black leather boots that come up just past her knee. Entirely the front of her leather is black and the back is red. Has an extremely long tail but shapes it so it's hard to tell. Rides dirtbikes with Shinbou almost every day.

Shinobu Shadows – The Kunoichi that lives next door with Cathy, is called "Shina" by Cathy. A very skillful, discreet ninja who our man thinks likes to fight as much as he does. Has pitch black hair that is mid shoulder-length but ties it up in a ponytail with a small shuriken with dark purple eyes. Sports skin tight purple silk over the sides of her chest but exposes the middle completely until her groin, where hangs about a foot down a strap of silk. Always wears a black thong and black fishnet stockings to go with her knee-high boot-like sandals. Her hair covers one of her eyes and she wears a purple facewrap, tries not to show emotion but can't help it around our man. Rides dirtbikes with Cathy almost every day.

Ruby Jewels – A blood red-scaled dragon that our man first met by having her crash into him mid-air on a dirtbike. Keeps most her dragon parts other than her wings, tail, and horns which all are blood red as well(Besides the horns, they're pitch black) under magic to make them look like human parts, but has viscous claws for hands and feet, and can breath fire hotter than the fires of Hell. Lives across the hall from our man with her older sister, Ryo. Wears fur-lined booty-shorts like Cathy's but normal cloth instead of leather, and it's a forest green along with her tank-top. Has the third biggest bust of the Dragon Sisters.

#20 to #19 - chancevance (04/27/2013) [-]
Ryo Jewels – A Ryu that lives across the hall with her younger sister, Ruby. Has green scales with a kind of fur lining the top to distinguish her as a snake-like dragon, sintead of a snake. She has enormous horns and the second biggest bust of the Dragon Sisters. Wears a simple green shirt that barely holds her bust in and turns red down at her scales, with the bottom front missing, like all snake-like girls she covers herself with scales from her abdomen down. Her hair is a very light purple and her eyes as green as the Beautiful New World's forest.

Amo – An Ookumade with tribal tattoes all over her body. She wears only a cloth that covers her arms and exposes everything else, save for a simple piece of cloth covering her groin with kanji markings on it and mandibles covering her nipples. Her bangs of her extremely long, dark purple hair almost completely hide her face and she is extremely shy. She has two antennae on her head and mandibles every half foot down her body from her nipples down.
User avatar #12 to #11 - wallbuilder (04/14/2013) [-]
Cool, about how often do you release a chapter?
Is it on-going or do you have an ending planned?
#13 to #12 - chancevance (04/14/2013) [-]
Depends on what's going on in my life at the time, sometimes I can get a chapter out every two days or so, sometimes it takes a week or more. It's on-going at the moment, I actually already have the ending planned out for part 1, part 2, and have a variety of options to choose from for part 3, but it's going to be a while until I hit that end, even for part 1, let alone the whole thing.
User avatar #1 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
How's ch 15 coming?
#2 to #1 - chancevance (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm gonna get a character list done before Chapter 15 since the harem is going to be massive... So no work on Chapter 15 itself yet. I am, however very much considering starting the extreme seriousness and drama with the character, with shit you could never see coming(Even though I've foreshadowed it a lot). I was originally just going to have happy fun time and introduce the harem with minor BS that happens along the way for part 1 and thne for part 2 bring that stuff in, but I think it might get stale if I stay the same route I'm on now.

Btw, how'd you get Red Text? It's nice.
User avatar #4 to #2 - rezmorto (04/08/2013) [-]
My only question is where is the point where he goes into the woods, I assume it's just a drug trip?
#5 to #4 - chancevance (04/08/2013) [-]
It's a dream actually. Next chapter starts with Miss Scales waking him up.
User avatar #7 to #5 - rezmorto (04/08/2013) [-]
kk
#6 to #5 - chancevance (04/08/2013) [-]
Weed doesn't make you hallucinate, lol.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Haxors.

getting enough thumbs on random board.
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