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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: GameBoy Color, PS2
Video Games Played: TF2, WoW, SC2, Alan Wake, Super Meat Boy, Binding of Isaac, Diablo 2, Half-Life
Interests: Steam, Computer games, Card games, Socializing, Comedy
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:5/24/2013
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#5853560 - I don't think a horse/pony is actually that flexible, or at le… 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#248 - Pretty impressive that all those people didn't run away scream… 06/11/2012 on How to piss people off +1
#5850622 - How is clopping even possible when they have hooves? … 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5850526 - Fuck that sniper, Stephen Colbert is watching me, you can keep… 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5849759 - steamcommunity.com/id/Loeb Add 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5849723 - I know, but would you like assistance or not? 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5849662 - Which is why I mostly play Isaac, the d6 let's me reroll all t… 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5849627 - I personaly think that to be really good when it comes to char… 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5849611 - If I knew you on Steam I could tell you everything you needed … 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5849598 - I personaly consider myself good as a spy the most. Up for a game? 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5849576 - What keeps killing you? 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5849565 - Dunno, I am trying for a serious look. ^^ 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5849545 - Mine 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5849434 - Thanks! I've let my hair grow since then, currenly in a pony t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #5849451 - nekoyas (06/11/2012) [-]
And I bet that you're still really cute and good looking n__n !
User avatar #5849565 - certifiedidiot (06/11/2012) [-]
Dunno, I am trying for a serious look. ^^
#5849330 - About 2 years old pic  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #5849390 - nekoyas (06/11/2012) [-]
You are really cute ;w; !
User avatar #5849434 - certifiedidiot (06/11/2012) [-]
Thanks! I've let my hair grow since then, currenly in a pony tail and growing what little beard I can on my chin. :p

Still keeping it classy
User avatar #5849451 - nekoyas (06/11/2012) [-]
And I bet that you're still really cute and good looking n__n !
User avatar #5849565 - certifiedidiot (06/11/2012) [-]
Dunno, I am trying for a serious look. ^^
#5849290 - I never trusted that cunt Celestia anyway 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5848427 - **certifiedidiot rolls 7** 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5848398 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#5848457 - sakketheghost (06/11/2012) [-]
I don't know who you are, lady, but I have more important things to think about.
#5848441 - Idontseewatudid (06/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #5848420 - elbrysobrony (06/11/2012) [-]
... I am fucking terrified for my life right now.
#5848317 - **certifiedidiot rolls 44** 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5848301 - **certifiedidiot rolled a random image posted in comment #57…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #5848317 - certifiedidiot (06/11/2012) [-]
**certifiedidiot rolls 44**
#5848104 - Who?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #5848117 - jofj (06/11/2012) [-]
its a person!
#5845159 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXM-oGggrM&feature=player_embedd… 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5845065 - Also looking at a LED light cube and other neato stuff, want links?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #5845115 - joshthebronyguy (06/11/2012) [-]
No thanks, I will just want a bunch of shit I'll never be able to buy
#5844906 - I gotta learn to keep my wallet out of range when I am at my c…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #5844962 - joshthebronyguy (06/11/2012) [-]
lol I would sooo buy a portrait of Cave Johnson
User avatar #5845065 - certifiedidiot (06/11/2012) [-]
Also looking at a LED light cube and other neato stuff, want links?
User avatar #5845115 - joshthebronyguy (06/11/2012) [-]
No thanks, I will just want a bunch of shit I'll never be able to buy
#352 - Same here. 06/11/2012 on Alan Rickman, ladies and... +4
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User avatar #93 - madmanslantern (05/15/2013) [-]
LFG
#65 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
To be young and wonder where your place in life is, who you are, the future, and then to look at the bigger picture, in the grand scheme of things, and realise that nearly everything you choose, is insignificant, you're just one amongst millions and millions of other humans, just an other one for the count.

And to know that even giants, all those people you read about, those whom you think have achieved the greatest of all things, they die too some day, and so will you, and everything you love, every emotion, feeling, memory, will be gone in an instant, it'll live on, but for you, it'll all be gone, no great golden gates of heaven will await us, no burning pits of hell, all those things are in our minds, and our mind dies with us.

I guess you can say that to each everyone of us, god dies with us, he goes through the same as us, time and time again.

To look at how big our planet is to us, then look how big the planet is in comparison to others in our solar system, then see how small a spot that fills in the milky way galaxy, and how little the milky way itself is in the larger picture, even the universe we can see, there's more beyond that, it takes thousands of years for light that far away to reach as far as us, and it simply haven't reached that far.

The whole of everything will be revealed once the light shrines through, so many planets, so many lifes, and with the modern society that we have today, we go to school in the beginning, then after that we start working or further educate ourselfes, to get a better paying job, then to find someone to love, then to have kids, then for us to grow old and for our kids to repeat the cycle..

To look at it like that, life is... The greatest gift you can ever recieve, then why do we not treasure it?

We just sit and hold it like an infant because we're too scared to risk anything happening to that life..

But we forget that none of is able to, as of yet, to save ourselfes from the bitter cold end.

I just want answers..
#70 to #65 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Even giants die, we'll remember them now if they died ten years ago, but how many of the giants do we remember from two houndred years ago?

To be remembered, to leave a legacy.. Few people actually manage to achieve that.

If I could choose, I would choose to live for ever, to see the future unfold, to know the whole story, life.. Is like a story, the best one ever written, it has every drama imaginable, every tale of a knight in shining armor on a steed..

Being alive, you are part of the story, but this is a very big book, we have begun to read the past and the present, but as life goes, we are cheated of the ending to the story.

But sure, some would say that if I lived for ever, I'd live to see everyone I've ever loved and cared for wither away, in my eyes, that's an affordable price, in my eyes, I lose them anyway the moment I die, but I would live on, to tell their stories over again, they would never be forgotten, they'd be part of who I am..

With me, they'd all cheat death.

I mean, it's no secret that over the span of millions if not billions of years, nature's course will take hold of planet Earth, and the very earth that gave us life in combination with our sun, would be gone.

But we do not focus on escaping a ever dormant doom, instead we fight against each other, divided by gender, skin color and sexsuality, we fight against each other instead of standing together as a species, we fight for imaginary and pointless things such as money, a thing we created, a thing without it's own value, it gains it's power because that's what we've always used, we could start using stones for money instead if we wanted to.

Yet we still kill each other for such a pointless thing, then they'd say they do it for freedom, as if that still exsists with the boundries of modern society, but it's their political belief, which often tends to burn as strong in the mind of people as the belief in a god, why can't we just have peace, why can't we just care for each other..
#71 to #70 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]

I guess if you really want to be rememberd, it depends on your moral compas and as to how far you'll want to go, if you really want to be remembered, you have to be the best of the best killers, to leave a body count in your wake that it'll send shivers down the spines of generations to come, you'll have to shake the very foundation, of the world.

To be remembered without resulting to murdering, you can always try to do the right thing, to devote your life, make a great discovery for science, but that's the thing..

Sooner or later, every discovery in science will be made, the only thing left will be the path of a murderer.

Of course that's in the grand scale of things, if it's five to ten people you want to remember you, it's easily achieved through goodness and caring, but will they tell anyone else about you, maybe their grand children?

Depends on the people, I'd say that's a vague hope.
#72 to #71 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
To break the ties that binds us in this modern civilization, where fewer and fewer people becomes interested in being civilized, you'll have to fight hard.

To make a name of yourself that reaches beyond that town you've always lived in, you'll have to fight.

To actually be free, you'll have to bust down the very doors of hell.

And I who would be happy to just watch it all happen, as a spectator if you will, to just see how it all ends.. I guess I am trapped deeper than I'd like to admit in those fears that binds us, and my own belief in breaking these shackles, it is dwindling.

Are we really just to be setled with being a microscopic pawn in modern society, one that'll hardly be missed once it's gone, a piece of the puzzle that doesn't matter..

The free mind, will be the bane of humanity at this speed, but it would be immoral to leave us blind as sheep..

Are we really meant to abuse each other like this?
User avatar #86 to #72 - madmanslantern (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm happy enough just with being alive tbh.

Better to pass into nothingness than to become the next Hitler.
User avatar #87 to #86 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
How did you find this? <.<
User avatar #88 to #87 - madmanslantern (03/30/2013) [-]
Ehh.. Your profile is open. You commented on FP.
User avatar #89 to #88 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Fair nuff, wrote it ages ago on an evening I just felt like writing really
User avatar #90 to #89 - madmanslantern (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm gonna take a leap of faith and ask

it came out of an existential crisis?
User avatar #91 to #90 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Wouldn't exactly say so, just lately had to figure out what to study further as, what I desire may not be realistic, and etc, worrying about the future, all the shaz
User avatar #92 to #91 - madmanslantern (03/30/2013) [-]
Dude.

Always follow your dreams and keep on going as hard as hell.

Ever seen Gurrenn Lagann?
#54 - kjpuffin ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Sup dude, how've ya been?
Sup dude, how've ya been?
#55 to #102 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Thinking about how money works and what it is.

Just the ordinary small stuff, TL;DR, I think too much some times, but I can honestly say I enjoyed the stream of thought..

Also just realised that this man played the Big Lebowski, is also the same guy who played Obadiah Stane in Iron Man. ._.
#52 - ChromedDragon (06/11/2012) [-]
just for you
just for you
User avatar #38 - goldfang **User deleted account** (05/31/2012) [-]
*blank*
User avatar #37 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/4877381#4877381

A ''fuck you'' gif and I rolled user FUUUU..

Winning.
#35 - goran **User deleted account** (03/25/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day :)
#33 - N. Korean citizen (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :)
#32 - mrgobblygoob (03/25/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day :)
User avatar #31 - tesa (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
#30 - mrlolzms (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day! :3
User avatar #19 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
:3
User avatar #20 to #21 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
Wut? o:
User avatar #21 to #22 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
c:<
User avatar #22 to #23 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
....Wat? .___.
User avatar #23 to #24 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
Haidere. :3
User avatar #28 to #25 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
O' hai Mark
#18 - otik (03/07/2012) [-]
sup nigger
#17 - magicsauce (03/07/2012) [-]
you black nigger
#16 - goodguygregmazz (03/07/2012) [-]
&lt;-- you being a nigger
<-- you being a nigger
User avatar #15 - ojangerfoeva (03/07/2012) [-]
No offence, But you're a nigger
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User avatar #13 - mcquiston (03/07/2012) [-]
You're a nigger.
#12 - carnivoroushippy (03/06/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
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