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| #57 - Weird but interesting gabe background [+] (6 new replies) | 05/19/2013 on The Creation of Gaben | +4 |
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smokekusheveryday (05/19/2013) [-] i think thats a pc master gaming race background to be sure  #80
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nukeoffriendship (05/20/2013) [-] Dude I cant belive how right you are, that guy helped out so much | ||
| #95 - And to drown their own sorrow they'd go demonstrate against an… | 05/19/2013 on Cedar, before and after rescue | +2 |
| #422 - It's a business she wanted and which he financed, he's got mon… | 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! | 0 |
| #420 - Problem is, Sammy is already a succesful business man and that… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! | 0 |
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certifiedidiot (05/19/2013) [-] It's a business she wanted and which he financed, he's got money enough to give her the dream she wanted just like that.. And not so much cowed, as you said he does speak against her, but tend to back down and I mainly think that's because he don't want to upset her or to deal with her if she went full on crazy. Then again, could just be him being the bitch in the relationship rather than a guy with loads of money getting a hot wife for easy loads of sex and as a trophy to those around him. | ||
| #348 - The older the account, the blue the name, the newer the accoun… | 05/19/2013 on Touche user, Touche | 0 |
| #348 - That and they even say in the start that they got bad reviews … | 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! | 0 |
| #549 - I've brought shame on my family.. | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | +3 |
| #534 - She seems heavily christian, some satanic stuff, big rainbow … | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | 0 |
| #528 - I'd personaly not want that old fart in my face screaming for … [+] (2 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | 0 |
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certifiedidiot (05/18/2013) [-] She seems heavily christian, some satanic stuff, big rainbow cocks, something like ''insane bimbo'' and I think you'd be in a good ballpark to piss her off. Pretty sure she'd scream when she saw it though. | ||
| #526 - Mine didn't enlarge for shit so I just zoomed in on explorer [+] (2 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | 0 |
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| #518 - Careful anon, with few cameras around and that bitch being pus… [+] (4 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | 0 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/18/2013) [-] Sounds like fun. I'm in need of some excitement lately, and I feel like arguing with her husband would be hilarious. | ||
| #516 - You from that town? [+] (1 new reply) | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | 0 |
| #366 - I doth believe it was aired on the 10th of May | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | +2 |
| #358 - Yer welcome. | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | +4 |
| #356 - Sorry but when they provide a shit service and then insult cus… | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | +8 |
| #353 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0 I provide to th… [+] (4 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | +10 |
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| #306 - I was just thinking ''...What the fuck were you planning on be… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | 0 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/18/2013) [-] In the show they said something like, "We have three boys, who are in the bodies of cats." | ||
| #301 - There is also the possibility of us actually striking a major … | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | +2 |
| #298 - How can they be that daft, I mean really, one thing is being a… [+] (2 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! | +6 |
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| #118 - Oh hell yes! | 05/17/2013 on Whose Line | 0 |
| #57 - Picture | 05/17/2013 on China and Russia Comic | 0 |
| #135 - And the conquests of Alexander the Great, the construction of … | 05/17/2013 on Fuck Yea | 0 |
| #132 - And to think you could do the same thing with earth, enough di… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on Fuck Yea | 0 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-] only if you move faster than the speed of light. you'd have to get past the light that already left the Earth however many years ago  #133
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djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-] If we ever are able to utilize warp we will be able to watch ourselves in the past from different distances and see how humans came to be. #135
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certifiedidiot (05/17/2013) [-] And the conquests of Alexander the Great, the construction of the pyramids, the great wall of china, granted it wouldn't be like being there, but just a glimpse into it would be very interesting. | ||
| #428 - Oh I know of them, but I'd only ever find them usueful in war … | 05/15/2013 on War on drugs | 0 |
| #420 - Oh it'd probably be easy by then to turn them into a rage indu… [+] (2 new replies) | 05/15/2013 on War on drugs | 0 |
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certifiedidiot (05/15/2013) [-] Oh I know of them, but I'd only ever find them usueful in war and I'd consider them too unstable for normal civilization later so I'd have them exterminated after. | ||
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certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-] To be young and wonder where your place in life is, who you are, the future, and then to look at the bigger picture, in the grand scheme of things, and realise that nearly everything you choose, is insignificant, you're just one amongst millions and millions of other humans, just an other one for the count.
And to know that even giants, all those people you read about, those whom you think have achieved the greatest of all things, they die too some day, and so will you, and everything you love, every emotion, feeling, memory, will be gone in an instant, it'll live on, but for you, it'll all be gone, no great golden gates of heaven will await us, no burning pits of hell, all those things are in our minds, and our mind dies with us.
I guess you can say that to each everyone of us, god dies with us, he goes through the same as us, time and time again.
To look at how big our planet is to us, then look how big the planet is in comparison to others in our solar system, then see how small a spot that fills in the milky way galaxy, and how little the milky way itself is in the larger picture, even the universe we can see, there's more beyond that, it takes thousands of years for light that far away to reach as far as us, and it simply haven't reached that far.
The whole of everything will be revealed once the light shrines through, so many planets, so many lifes, and with the modern society that we have today, we go to school in the beginning, then after that we start working or further educate ourselfes, to get a better paying job, then to find someone to love, then to have kids, then for us to grow old and for our kids to repeat the cycle..
To look at it like that, life is... The greatest gift you can ever recieve, then why do we not treasure it?
We just sit and hold it like an infant because we're too scared to risk anything happening to that life..
But we forget that none of is able to, as of yet, to save ourselfes from the bitter cold end.
I just want answers..
And to know that even giants, all those people you read about, those whom you think have achieved the greatest of all things, they die too some day, and so will you, and everything you love, every emotion, feeling, memory, will be gone in an instant, it'll live on, but for you, it'll all be gone, no great golden gates of heaven will await us, no burning pits of hell, all those things are in our minds, and our mind dies with us.
I guess you can say that to each everyone of us, god dies with us, he goes through the same as us, time and time again.
To look at how big our planet is to us, then look how big the planet is in comparison to others in our solar system, then see how small a spot that fills in the milky way galaxy, and how little the milky way itself is in the larger picture, even the universe we can see, there's more beyond that, it takes thousands of years for light that far away to reach as far as us, and it simply haven't reached that far.
The whole of everything will be revealed once the light shrines through, so many planets, so many lifes, and with the modern society that we have today, we go to school in the beginning, then after that we start working or further educate ourselfes, to get a better paying job, then to find someone to love, then to have kids, then for us to grow old and for our kids to repeat the cycle..
To look at it like that, life is... The greatest gift you can ever recieve, then why do we not treasure it?
We just sit and hold it like an infant because we're too scared to risk anything happening to that life..
But we forget that none of is able to, as of yet, to save ourselfes from the bitter cold end.
I just want answers..
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certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-] Even giants die, we'll remember them now if they died ten years ago, but how many of the giants do we remember from two houndred years ago?
To be remembered, to leave a legacy.. Few people actually manage to achieve that.
If I could choose, I would choose to live for ever, to see the future unfold, to know the whole story, life.. Is like a story, the best one ever written, it has every drama imaginable, every tale of a knight in shining armor on a steed..
Being alive, you are part of the story, but this is a very big book, we have begun to read the past and the present, but as life goes, we are cheated of the ending to the story.
But sure, some would say that if I lived for ever, I'd live to see everyone I've ever loved and cared for wither away, in my eyes, that's an affordable price, in my eyes, I lose them anyway the moment I die, but I would live on, to tell their stories over again, they would never be forgotten, they'd be part of who I am..
With me, they'd all cheat death.
I mean, it's no secret that over the span of millions if not billions of years, nature's course will take hold of planet Earth, and the very earth that gave us life in combination with our sun, would be gone.
But we do not focus on escaping a ever dormant doom, instead we fight against each other, divided by gender, skin color and sexsuality, we fight against each other instead of standing together as a species, we fight for imaginary and pointless things such as money, a thing we created, a thing without it's own value, it gains it's power because that's what we've always used, we could start using stones for money instead if we wanted to.
Yet we still kill each other for such a pointless thing, then they'd say they do it for freedom, as if that still exsists with the boundries of modern society, but it's their political belief, which often tends to burn as strong in the mind of people as the belief in a god, why can't we just have peace, why can't we just care for each other..
To be remembered, to leave a legacy.. Few people actually manage to achieve that.
If I could choose, I would choose to live for ever, to see the future unfold, to know the whole story, life.. Is like a story, the best one ever written, it has every drama imaginable, every tale of a knight in shining armor on a steed..
Being alive, you are part of the story, but this is a very big book, we have begun to read the past and the present, but as life goes, we are cheated of the ending to the story.
But sure, some would say that if I lived for ever, I'd live to see everyone I've ever loved and cared for wither away, in my eyes, that's an affordable price, in my eyes, I lose them anyway the moment I die, but I would live on, to tell their stories over again, they would never be forgotten, they'd be part of who I am..
With me, they'd all cheat death.
I mean, it's no secret that over the span of millions if not billions of years, nature's course will take hold of planet Earth, and the very earth that gave us life in combination with our sun, would be gone.
But we do not focus on escaping a ever dormant doom, instead we fight against each other, divided by gender, skin color and sexsuality, we fight against each other instead of standing together as a species, we fight for imaginary and pointless things such as money, a thing we created, a thing without it's own value, it gains it's power because that's what we've always used, we could start using stones for money instead if we wanted to.
Yet we still kill each other for such a pointless thing, then they'd say they do it for freedom, as if that still exsists with the boundries of modern society, but it's their political belief, which often tends to burn as strong in the mind of people as the belief in a god, why can't we just have peace, why can't we just care for each other..
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certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
I guess if you really want to be rememberd, it depends on your moral compas and as to how far you'll want to go, if you really want to be remembered, you have to be the best of the best killers, to leave a body count in your wake that it'll send shivers down the spines of generations to come, you'll have to shake the very foundation, of the world.
To be remembered without resulting to murdering, you can always try to do the right thing, to devote your life, make a great discovery for science, but that's the thing..
Sooner or later, every discovery in science will be made, the only thing left will be the path of a murderer.
Of course that's in the grand scale of things, if it's five to ten people you want to remember you, it's easily achieved through goodness and caring, but will they tell anyone else about you, maybe their grand children?
Depends on the people, I'd say that's a vague hope.
I guess if you really want to be rememberd, it depends on your moral compas and as to how far you'll want to go, if you really want to be remembered, you have to be the best of the best killers, to leave a body count in your wake that it'll send shivers down the spines of generations to come, you'll have to shake the very foundation, of the world.
To be remembered without resulting to murdering, you can always try to do the right thing, to devote your life, make a great discovery for science, but that's the thing..
Sooner or later, every discovery in science will be made, the only thing left will be the path of a murderer.
Of course that's in the grand scale of things, if it's five to ten people you want to remember you, it's easily achieved through goodness and caring, but will they tell anyone else about you, maybe their grand children?
Depends on the people, I'd say that's a vague hope.
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certifiedidiot ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-] To break the ties that binds us in this modern civilization, where fewer and fewer people becomes interested in being civilized, you'll have to fight hard.
To make a name of yourself that reaches beyond that town you've always lived in, you'll have to fight.
To actually be free, you'll have to bust down the very doors of hell.
And I who would be happy to just watch it all happen, as a spectator if you will, to just see how it all ends.. I guess I am trapped deeper than I'd like to admit in those fears that binds us, and my own belief in breaking these shackles, it is dwindling.
Are we really just to be setled with being a microscopic pawn in modern society, one that'll hardly be missed once it's gone, a piece of the puzzle that doesn't matter..
The free mind, will be the bane of humanity at this speed, but it would be immoral to leave us blind as sheep..
Are we really meant to abuse each other like this?
To make a name of yourself that reaches beyond that town you've always lived in, you'll have to fight.
To actually be free, you'll have to bust down the very doors of hell.
And I who would be happy to just watch it all happen, as a spectator if you will, to just see how it all ends.. I guess I am trapped deeper than I'd like to admit in those fears that binds us, and my own belief in breaking these shackles, it is dwindling.
Are we really just to be setled with being a microscopic pawn in modern society, one that'll hardly be missed once it's gone, a piece of the puzzle that doesn't matter..
The free mind, will be the bane of humanity at this speed, but it would be immoral to leave us blind as sheep..
Are we really meant to abuse each other like this?
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certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-] Thinking about how money works and what it is.
Just the ordinary small stuff, TL;DR, I think too much some times, but I can honestly say I enjoyed the stream of thought..
Also just realised that this man played the Big Lebowski, is also the same guy who played Obadiah Stane in Iron Man. ._.
Just the ordinary small stuff, TL;DR, I think too much some times, but I can honestly say I enjoyed the stream of thought..
Also just realised that this man played the Big Lebowski, is also the same guy who played Obadiah Stane in Iron Man. ._.
