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#31 - Comment deleted 4 hours ago on Ferguson 0
#59 - It's a neat game yeah. But those are the ones on top … 11/24/2014 on What The Fuck +1
#53 - He'll probably find this one more fascinating color wise and s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on What The Fuck +1
#57 - grimfuck (11/24/2014) [-]
OMG the first fable game is what I used to teach my dads GF's kid how to read! fuckin lol.

I got tired of helping him with the menus so I made a replica of the menu on my whiteboard that used pictures, eventually he was reading the menu titles!
User avatar #59 - certifiedidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
It's a neat game yeah.

But those are the ones on top of my head that I also liked in recent time that I've tried on Steam without going back to PS1 or 2 and Crash Bandicoot, hope one of them prove worth while.
#50 - This one is basically a more kid friendly version of portal, t…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2014 on What The Fuck +1
#52 - grimfuck (11/24/2014) [-]
He is just starting Kindergarten, I had him playing portal almost a year ago, and the puzzles were a bit much. but this game seems to be geared better twords the younger ones.
User avatar #53 - certifiedidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
He'll probably find this one more fascinating color wise and such at least, though again, the puzzles can get darn tricky at some points, plenty of them though.

If he's got some music he likes, you could also try and go for Audiosurf where you use different songs of your choosing to play the game, though I doubt he should try anything beyond medium at max, that stuff can get crazy hard.

And if he were to try any RPG, have you considered letting him play the first Fable game?

Have he tried stuff like Peggle and Plant vs Zombies yet?
#57 - grimfuck (11/24/2014) [-]
OMG the first fable game is what I used to teach my dads GF's kid how to read! fuckin lol.

I got tired of helping him with the menus so I made a replica of the menu on my whiteboard that used pictures, eventually he was reading the menu titles!
User avatar #59 - certifiedidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
It's a neat game yeah.

But those are the ones on top of my head that I also liked in recent time that I've tried on Steam without going back to PS1 or 2 and Crash Bandicoot, hope one of them prove worth while.
#45 - If for your nephew, have you considered Quantum Conundrum? …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2014 on What The Fuck +2
#49 - grimfuck (11/24/2014) [-]
O, puzzle games are great thanks for the Recommend! i have no idea what kids play these days, and I think he needs to read before I give him some RPG's
User avatar #50 - certifiedidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
This one is basically a more kid friendly version of portal, try and google some images of it and such.

Doesn't really have much to do with reading but more in the line of physics puzzles and such.

Though depending on the age of your nephew he might struggle with some of them seeing as they can get a bit tricky or require fast timing and such.
#52 - grimfuck (11/24/2014) [-]
He is just starting Kindergarten, I had him playing portal almost a year ago, and the puzzles were a bit much. but this game seems to be geared better twords the younger ones.
User avatar #53 - certifiedidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
He'll probably find this one more fascinating color wise and such at least, though again, the puzzles can get darn tricky at some points, plenty of them though.

If he's got some music he likes, you could also try and go for Audiosurf where you use different songs of your choosing to play the game, though I doubt he should try anything beyond medium at max, that stuff can get crazy hard.

And if he were to try any RPG, have you considered letting him play the first Fable game?

Have he tried stuff like Peggle and Plant vs Zombies yet?
#57 - grimfuck (11/24/2014) [-]
OMG the first fable game is what I used to teach my dads GF's kid how to read! fuckin lol.

I got tired of helping him with the menus so I made a replica of the menu on my whiteboard that used pictures, eventually he was reading the menu titles!
User avatar #59 - certifiedidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
It's a neat game yeah.

But those are the ones on top of my head that I also liked in recent time that I've tried on Steam without going back to PS1 or 2 and Crash Bandicoot, hope one of them prove worth while.
#142 - Apparently you haven't paid any ******* attention… 11/24/2014 on Hello everyone -1
#57 - They're both screaming, loud, obnoxious retards. Peop…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Hello everyone -1
User avatar #67 - darthblam (11/23/2014) [-]
Markiplier isn't nearly as bad.. at least he doesn't rely on making nonsensical noises and his foreign accent to be funny..
Plus he just seems like a cool guy.
User avatar #142 - certifiedidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
Apparently you haven't paid any fucking attention to his videos then.

He makes nonsensical noises fucking constantly.

Yeah he's a cool guy when he's not trying to force comedy on camera.

I can agree on the accent, I hate PewDiePie's voice and how he changes tone with it, Mark got a decent voice, when he isn't busy screaming fucking gibberish, he doesn't really make himself sound any better by not just calming down and talking fucking normally.
#21 - So how come you decided to go for the lifetime achievement of …  [+] (26 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Royal Antelope calf 0
#22 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
I already got to level -355 in less than 3 weeks with my old account as glycogen, i was injured though and bedridden so i had lot of free time.

Im not doing it for red thumbs, just putting these images out there all over so it enters peoples awareness. Whether it upsets them initiatilly or not.

Admin personally banned me. I am his secret. He claims to be for free speech unless you point out that he supports animal cruelty.
#28 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
there is a difference between free speech and harassment. you, harass the fuck out of people screaming nazi killing child molester and shit.

that, is bannable, because it gets fucking annoying.
#36 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
yes you are a nazi, you murder the vulnerable
#45 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
exactly, what you just said constitutes harassment, freedom of speech allows you to say you disagree with eating meat.

it does NOT protect you from calling every one a nazi killer partaking in the holocaust. The freedom of speech only goes as far as protecting you, but when you CONSTANTLY insult other people, that is spamming, harassment, and hate speech.
tell me, if you walked down the street and you called every single person eating a hot dog a nazi bastard murderer partaking in the holocaust of life, how many times would you get knocked the fuck out, how often would you get the cops called on you, and how many people would ignore you?

i would say, about 50% ignore, quite a few knock outs, and at least 10% police calls for verbal harassment and public nuisance.
#47 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
i am harmlessly expressing an opinion on the internet.

You are torturing and killing sentient beings, because you have decided they have no rights .

You are the Nazi.
#48 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
expressing an opinion "i disagree with eating meat and find it immoral, but that is me"

harassment "YOU ARE A NAZI KILLER, FUCK YOU, YOU AND ANYBODY YOU LOVE DESERVES TO DIE, YOU ARE A SAD PATHETIC EXCUSE OF LIFE"

one is opinion, one is harassment. if you were not harassing, you wouldn't have been banned before for hate speech, harassment and spam.
#49 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
Calling you heartless for torturing animals is fair.

Your ethics are in line with Nazi's/

You think you can decide that another beings life is worthless.

#50 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
again, calling someone shit like that, is harassment. not opinion. that is why you were banned before. and yes, i still have screen shots of your glycogen account and all the shit you said.
#51 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
you torture and kill gentle creatures.

You think that you are so superior that you can take away life from them, even though they will do everything to avoid death.

You are a Nazi.
#52 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
i really dont care, that is not the subject, you are bitching that you are only expressing your opinion. you are no different then "KILL ALL MEN, PENIS ARE BAD, KILL EVERY THING WITH A PENIS! YOU CANT SAY IM FAT THATS MEAN!"

opinion is me saying you are as insane as a religious zealot. harrasment is calling every single person who doesnt agree with you a nazi murderer every time you get the chance, and constantly spamming all those pictures of yours, is a bannable offense.
#53 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
you have no concsience and cause suffering for no reason.

That makes you a nazi.
#54 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
all right, as long as you understand the reason you got banned before, and the fact that your comments can be flagged.


mind you i actually had family who were nazis. but thats a story for another time.
#55 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
you are riddled with guilt and have such a big ego you keep hurting gentle creaures to avoid admitting fault.

You are so cruel that you do not deserve life.
#56 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
that is an entirely contradictive statement. especially following the fact that you have a completely one track mind.

hmmm, im not so miserable that i seek out conflict online with everyone spouting my belief like a westboro baptist church member. i think, you are in fact the sad one with the over sized ego, just look at how hard you defend your religion. and yes, at this point, your vegan attitude is basically a personal religion. that, is pretty sad. and i really doubt you are as healthy as all the pictures you post, considering how much time you spend on this site.
#57 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
you torture and murder gentle creatures.

you do not deserve to live.
User avatar #61 - luciferusmaximus (11/24/2014) [-]
Except there are proper grounds for espousing religion to another person, just not to a person who is unfit to understand them or apply them.

It is like logic (exactly like logic). Don't conflate religion per se with the irrationality of those who bandy about the term.
#58 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - luciferusmaximus (11/24/2014) [-]
This.... is fucking fallacious shit.
#59 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
you hurt and kill gentle creatures

I am calling you heartless

Again i dont care about the rules of this website, you can personally contact admin and have me lifetime banned.
#43 - vulnerable (11/23/2014) [-]
I am kill.
#34 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
Dude, you're a total fag face if you can't just act superior to the vegan like everyone else... and want to resort to banning. It just proves that the vegan has some truth which gets under everyone's skin.

So, if you want to be the fag face, go ahead, but don't pretend AWESOME when you know this whole site is all about getting under the skin of others for the laughs of those here. Just hide the comment you don't like, and stop being "ghey"...
#46 - kiaserzerg (11/23/2014) [-]
surprisingly , it takes a lot more then just one person to get someone banned.
#42 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
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#39 - enduranceathlete (11/23/2014) [-]
#42 - Anime is worse actually. 11/22/2014 on Crossovers +1
#92 - I know man, but if people got no experience with it and just d…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on trailer-trash dishware 0
User avatar #93 - thatoneiranianguy (11/21/2014) [-]
Well the best advice I can give to those with no hands on experience is be safe and don't be an idiot. Only way they're going to learn is if they try, and of course, test it first with their finger or something. Better to get a cut there than your mouth.

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User avatar #121 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
k den
User avatar #94 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
your personality has changed in the past year, hasn't it?
User avatar #95 to #94 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #97 to #95 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
as for why im here, i was just browsing profiles, and for some reason you were blocked, maybe due to the spam. well you're unblocked now
User avatar #96 to #95 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i remember how you were when you spammed jens stolenberg and annoyed a lot of people, but looking through this piece of philosophy below and skimming your recent comments, you seemed to be a changed man. at least a matured one.
User avatar #98 to #96 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I think I only posted it once and just took credit for what an anon did to see the reaction of people once they were capable of placing a person in link with the crime.

Not sure of my reasonings behind annoying people, quite possible I was just being a dick at that time.
User avatar #99 to #98 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
alright then.


So how are you?
User avatar #100 to #99 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I am okay I guess, frustrated with my own life due to lack of direction and uncertainty about my own future, my desires, my view on the world is taking shape, got my own apartment, got a interest for US politics and I don't know how long I've been trying to accept the thought of dying.
User avatar #102 to #100 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
well i'd like to stay and chat, but i have a cold and pretty exhausted. gnight man.
User avatar #101 to #100 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
hmmm... seems like you have some turmoil for yourself, but much of it being spawned from general worry.

are you religious at all?
User avatar #103 to #101 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Nay, I am anti-theist, when I die, my mind, EVERYTHING that I am, every emotion, every waking moment, every fletting second of joy, every single bit of endured pain and sorrow will die with me, this life of which I love, everything good, it won't be gone but I shall never more enjoy the setting sun on the Horizon nor the comfort of my bed.. Just.. Everything will be gone.

There awaits me nothing in death, not even a big empty void, no colors, no thoughts, no feelings, no loved ones that you lost, although I find seduction to finaly see my father again and maybe ask him if I did good in life, but no, only the cold earth awaits me, and no matter how much I would try to grasp for something to pull myself out of the grave, the rope turns to smoke in my hands.
User avatar #105 to #103 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i gotta get off, cya tomorrow.
User avatar #106 to #105 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Take care and get well.
User avatar #107 to #106 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i cant sleep, so ill stay up a little longer
User avatar #108 to #107 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
You know of the band ''Poets of the Fall''?
User avatar #111 to #110 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
my folks are asleep so i cant really listen to it without eardbuds, which i don't have, sorry.
User avatar #112 to #111 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
No worries, I'll remind you in the morning
User avatar #104 to #103 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
what makes you think there's absolutely nothing?
#54 - kjpuffin (06/13/2012) [-]
Sup dude, how've ya been?
Sup dude, how've ya been?
#52 - ChromedDragon (06/11/2012) [-]
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just for you
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#33 - Womens Study Major (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :)
#32 - mrgobblygoob (03/25/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day :)
User avatar #31 - tesa (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
#30 - mrlolzms (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day! :3
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<-- you being a 						******
<-- you being a ******
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No offence, But you're a ******
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You're a ****** .
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I LOVE YOU
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Love you man
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