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certifiedidiot

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: All of them.
Interests: Steam, Computer games, Card games, Socializing, Comedy
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Denmark
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Total Comments Made:6982
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Favorite Tags: DAT ASS (2)
I'm an asshole.

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#197 - Picture 02/26/2015 on This-this is me +1
#62 - lol as if ANYTHING gamergate related could ruin the … 02/25/2015 on too soon -2
#87 - Picture 02/23/2015 on Lewd -2
#94 - Yer a good sport, I like ya. And as to whether these … 02/22/2015 on skinwalkers are scary 0
#91 - Why yes of coooourse.. Things that filet and debone humans in …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on skinwalkers are scary 0
User avatar #121 - dingdongpancakes (02/23/2015) [-]
That's only something a skinwalkers would say
#92 - malhaloc (02/22/2015) [-]
I'm sensing a hint of sarcasm. I didn't ask if skin walkers are real. I asked if these stories were true. What really happened and what we perceive to have happened are 2 different things.
#94 - certifiedidiot (02/22/2015) [-]
Yer a good sport, I like ya.

And as to whether these stories are true we'd need certain background information, namely testimony from his friend Mark and such, I mean it's not impossible it happened but at the same time.. Doesn't take too much to just sit down and write it.

All in all, you can't expect any of them to be true, not with the wild popularity of creepypastas and such.
#245 - I've heard it, also watch their drown out videos and such, and… 02/22/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... -1
#97 - I played Grand Theft Auto 1, 2, 3, Vice City and San Andreas. … 02/21/2015 on Missunderstood 0
#16 - Everyone gets a bash, not just the french, ******* … 02/20/2015 on Lightning +4
#43 - In that case I'd like to honestly apologize for being a twat, … 02/15/2015 on true love -1
#41 - Says the one who use my account name as an insult.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on true love -1
User avatar #42 - schneidend (02/15/2015) [-]
It was originally a joke, but then you had to get all pissy about it.
User avatar #43 - certifiedidiot (02/15/2015) [-]
In that case I'd like to honestly apologize for being a twat, hear it quite often and in most cases it's not meant as a friendlier form of joke.. Sorry.

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#163 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
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#162 - hypex (01/07/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#161 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #121 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
k den
User avatar #94 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
your personality has changed in the past year, hasn't it?
User avatar #95 to #94 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #97 to #95 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
as for why im here, i was just browsing profiles, and for some reason you were blocked, maybe due to the spam. well you're unblocked now
User avatar #96 to #95 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i remember how you were when you spammed jens stolenberg and annoyed a lot of people, but looking through this piece of philosophy below and skimming your recent comments, you seemed to be a changed man. at least a matured one.
User avatar #98 to #96 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I think I only posted it once and just took credit for what an anon did to see the reaction of people once they were capable of placing a person in link with the crime.

Not sure of my reasonings behind annoying people, quite possible I was just being a dick at that time.
User avatar #99 to #98 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
alright then.


So how are you?
User avatar #100 to #99 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I am okay I guess, frustrated with my own life due to lack of direction and uncertainty about my own future, my desires, my view on the world is taking shape, got my own apartment, got a interest for US politics and I don't know how long I've been trying to accept the thought of dying.
User avatar #102 to #100 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
well i'd like to stay and chat, but i have a cold and pretty exhausted. gnight man.
User avatar #101 to #100 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
hmmm... seems like you have some turmoil for yourself, but much of it being spawned from general worry.

are you religious at all?
User avatar #103 to #101 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Nay, I am anti-theist, when I die, my mind, EVERYTHING that I am, every emotion, every waking moment, every fletting second of joy, every single bit of endured pain and sorrow will die with me, this life of which I love, everything good, it won't be gone but I shall never more enjoy the setting sun on the Horizon nor the comfort of my bed.. Just.. Everything will be gone.

There awaits me nothing in death, not even a big empty void, no colors, no thoughts, no feelings, no loved ones that you lost, although I find seduction to finaly see my father again and maybe ask him if I did good in life, but no, only the cold earth awaits me, and no matter how much I would try to grasp for something to pull myself out of the grave, the rope turns to smoke in my hands.
User avatar #105 to #103 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i gotta get off, cya tomorrow.
User avatar #106 to #105 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Take care and get well.
User avatar #107 to #106 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i cant sleep, so ill stay up a little longer
User avatar #108 to #107 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
You know of the band ''Poets of the Fall''?
User avatar #111 to #110 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
my folks are asleep so i cant really listen to it without eardbuds, which i don't have, sorry.
User avatar #112 to #111 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
No worries, I'll remind you in the morning
User avatar #104 to #103 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
what makes you think there's absolutely nothing?
#54 - kjpuffin (06/13/2012) [-]
Sup dude, how've ya been?
Sup dude, how've ya been?
#52 - ChromedDragon (06/11/2012) [-]
just for you
just for you
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#33 - anonexplains (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :)
#32 - mrgobblygoob (03/25/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day :)
User avatar #31 - tesa (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
#30 - mrlolzms (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day! :3
#16 - goodguygregmazz (03/07/2012) [-]
<-- you being a 						******
<-- you being a ******
User avatar #15 - ojangerfoeva (03/07/2012) [-]
No offence, But you're a ******
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User avatar #13 - mcquiston (03/07/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
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