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#216 - Don't worry, they said it is different than Battlefield becaus… 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off +3
#215 - Entire all the content is done being created? Does that mean I… 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off +1
#101 - Seems like a normal day in Trackmania 04/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#242 - BF2 had 19 maps on 18 planets, closer to 5 times the amount. 04/18/2015 on Star Warriors. 0
#147 - Reviews and facts from interviews with DICE are two different things. 04/18/2015 on Starship Troopers 0
#146 - The fact that the first thing they do is announce DLC, means t… 04/18/2015 on Starship Troopers 0
#25 - Gameplay impressions came from that video. Everything else cam…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Starship Troopers +3
User avatar #26 - regimentbluefly (04/18/2015) [-]
there isn't only 4 maps, they had confirmed 4 maps lets hope there is more. Also im just waiting for actual game play and playing it before i start judging (the content) Pretty sad they are working on dlcs before the game even launches by 7 months
#47 - No space battles, no campaign, no clone wars, no spa…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Star Warriors. +6
#192 - fefe (04/18/2015) [-]
Wow.. at first I thought they would go the Battlefield route. Shit ton of useless DLC, crappy campaign and a bunch of maps..

now you're telling me they decided to go a worse route than that? 4 planets is absolutely ridiculous, Battlefront 2 alone had twice the amount. They could have just copied those 1 to 1. I loved the campaign in those games, especially in 2, it gave you a great perspective of the 501st legion and how everything played out for them. Space battles and clone wars were what made the game what it is as well.. I never liked the prequels' story but damn, the clone wars itself were really great to play. Fucking DICE. They're as much to blame as EA. In 2 years that's all they manage to do?
User avatar #242 - cerbearus (04/18/2015) [-]
BF2 had 19 maps on 18 planets, closer to 5 times the amount.
User avatar #170 - huntergriff (04/18/2015) [-]
Also that article says that there's no SINGLE-player campaign. There's Co-Op missions though, which I personally would consider as Multiplayer campaign. Kind of like titanfall.
User avatar #169 - huntergriff (04/18/2015) [-]
The original battlefront never had a real campaign, nor space battles.

What exclusivity is there? It's coming out on Xbox, PS4, and PC. I mean yeah xbox is getting it first but guess what? The only reason that is, is because Sony went full retard and decided not to allow EA Access on the thing.

As for the DLC, who says they won't add in Clone Wars DLC?
#148 - fefe (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I KNEW they'd pull this bullshit. This is what happens when you let EA get their hands on ANYTHING: they throw everything out the window in the name of monetization, and then act surprised when people don't buy enough of their shit or rather, people wouldn't buy their shit if they weren't fucking IDIOTS
User avatar #147 - reyvarch (04/18/2015) [-]
Was this article written to make me want to buy the game? Cuz fuck's sake, that was almost depressing to read.
User avatar #139 - serefth (04/18/2015) [-]
you ont understand how fucking angry this makes me. no campaign? no space battles? and telling the fuckwits at IGN "oh its just about planet battles" and "yeah we wont add all planets straight away, we have a history for dlc" wow, fyck them, fuck dice, fuck EA jew fucks.
#137 - tostito (04/18/2015) [-]
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#20 - Everything I said was 100% true.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Starship Troopers +10
User avatar #93 - whtkid (04/18/2015) [-]
"According to several screenshots seen above"
Just cause they didn't photograph every map doesn't mean there isn't more
User avatar #94 - whtkid (04/18/2015) [-]
Also it says that the DLC is free

"On December 8, a month after launch, Star Wars Battlefront owners will receive a free add-on for the game that adds another planet to the location line-up.

Called Battle of Jakku, the DLC is set on the desert planet that made its first appearance in teasers for The Force Awakens. (Check our Star Wars wiki for everything we know about Jakku.)"
User avatar #146 - cerbearus (04/18/2015) [-]
The fact that the first thing they do is announce DLC, means that this game is going to be completely incomplete and they are going to make EVERYTHING DLC.

I didn't say 4 maps, I said 4 planets (with a 5th in the DLC). There probably will be more maps, but who wants to have 5 different maps in the damn sand? BF2 had 19 maps on 18 different planets! Not to mention 15 space maps.
#35 - wertologist (04/18/2015) [-]
I like how the video said "engine footage" liek there were trying to say the game would look like that. It look like a cinematic movie. I doubt the gameplay will be that smooth. IT still looked terrible and the promises they made were awful. They are taking away the prequel trilogy. That has been a big part in each of the Battlefront games. Why would they think it's a good idea to advertise it wouldn't be included?
#34 - zerpderp (04/18/2015) [-]
even though i expected this i'm still pissed they are doing it
User avatar #23 - akkere (04/18/2015) [-]
""It’s all about the epic planetary battles and getting that right. Fighting with X-Wings and TIE Fighters, we have that. It’s taken in the atmosphere."
Translation: "Our entire development staff is a band of one-trick ponies who can't be bothered to develop a set of mechanics different from Battlefield, even when the series demands it. SO HERE'S CUT SCENES IN THE SKY"

I don't even want to give the game a try, this is honestly already a travesty. Battlefront was an amazing game because of how it gave you everything you could ever want in Star Wars Military. Fly a ship? Check. Fly in Space? Sequel Check! Lead a squad of troopers? CHECKEROO
This shouldn't even be called a Battlefront title anymore. What the fuck DICE?
#21 - atopia (04/18/2015) [-]
Ah....bollocks.
#9 - No space battles, no campaign, no clone wars, no space battles…  [+] (50 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Starship Troopers +91
User avatar #115 - lordknightmare (04/18/2015) [-]
..I feel like you've seen nothing from the game because that's a load of bullshit
User avatar #145 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
Ohhhh yeah, IGN. The same people who brought us "7.8 / 10, too much water".

I don't think they'd count as the most credible source.
User avatar #147 - cerbearus (04/18/2015) [-]
Reviews and facts from interviews with DICE are two different things.
#117 - lordknightmare (04/18/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't see the big deal about no space battles, BF1 had none and it was a great game, and it doesn't mean there won't be ship combat. Besides they meant 4 planets confirmed at the moment. the only problem is DLC but that's just usual EA Bullshit. If you wanna be a pessimist, go ahead, but I like being hype.
User avatar #99 - NadoSecretAsianMan (04/18/2015) [-]
Honestly I see it as DICE capitalizing on a great opportunity the way they know how to. They're no Lucasarts, so I didn't see the whole actual Battlefront remake thing going well, but wanted a better FPS. It's basically what Call of Duty did with the branches of Black Ops, Modern Warfare, and Ghosts (and now Advanced Warfare). There's gonna be three game cycles of Battlefield, Hardline (or maybe even Bad Company, here's hoping for the best), and Battlefront as their main releases. I dunno man, seems okay to me. It's disappointing but at least it's a high production-value project. I'll just be sad if the game ends up sucking, but I definitely don't think we got gypped 100%.
#95 - dtanobo (04/18/2015) [-]
While I'm not very happy with how they're handling the property, you may have misread the '4 planets' info. IGN said they only saw 4 planets. There could be more. While there isn't a campaign, there will be offline play. The first battlefront did pretty much the same thing. The lack of space battles and clone wars is bullshit though. You would assume that with such a beloved franchise, that they would take every step to make sure they don't fuck it up and knowing EA, they will.
User avatar #92 - serlucane (04/18/2015) [-]
oh god no, I was so hyped..

This is what I get for once again almost trusting EA.. god damnit!
User avatar #89 - mtndewisgreat (04/18/2015) [-]
You are overlooking the fact that it's battlefront. They can slap whatever on whatever and it will still be the best star wars game out there. Space battles suck anyway, everything you do in space you can do in the air above a planet. "Exclusivity, and other bullshit." is just another way of saying I didn't get exactly what I want, and that makes it wrong.


What you need to realize, is this is a new game with old ideas furnished to the optimal setting. There's reason's they did everything they did, and it makes sense. Honestly, I could care less for a campaign. Have you played Battlefield's campaign? It sucks dick. I don't want that to follow through into this game, I just want what DICE is good at. Large battles in beautiful settings. Look up Photogammetry, it surprised me how much work they are putting into just the detail of the game. This is just a new, old battlefront. Just like every call of duty and mario kart. Gimme what I loved in a new place, with new looks and new stuff. Instant happiness.
User avatar #88 - crimsongungnir (04/18/2015) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...no space battles?! I'm not buying it.
User avatar #49 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
Talking shit before the game even comes out, classic.

If people always bitch about reviews released before a game being misleading, why the fuck does everyone do it themselves? I'll wait until after it has come out to pass judgement, thank you very much.
#52 - gangbangtime (04/18/2015) [-]
Given EAs bad streak and the way they handle games, and how they might be trying to put the company making that game on the chopping block, yeah no. It will never surpass the games that came before it, and it will probably be horrible.
User avatar #54 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
I think y'all are just being negative. Battlefield 3 kicked all kinds of ass from the start. BF4 had a terrible start, and never quite fixed all the problems it had, but it ended up a pretty damn good game, I'd say. Ironed out some of the kinks that BF3 had, even. Everybody was talking shit about Hardline before it released, and then people played the game, and it turned out to be fucking great. Have some hope.
#57 - gangbangtime (04/18/2015) [-]
I didn't like battlefield 4, and 3 was okay.
Hardline sucks. It sucks balls. People will tell you all sorts of shit, but it is the same as 4, and should have been an expansion pack for 15$ or less. It's kinda like MGS: Ground zeroes, which is an incredibly good looking game and fun. Except it shouldn't exist because you can beat it in like 10 minutes without even speedrunning.
EA is known for screwing things up, and even if the game turns out to be an okay shooter, I don't give two fucks. I played Battlefront 1 and 2 all the time, and I still do occasionally, if it doesn't live up to it, it's failed, but if it ruins the series? It's absolute garbage.
User avatar #59 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
Aight, if that's your opinion that's your opinion. As someone who happens to love Hardline and BF4, I have high hopes for Battlefront. And even if it turns out to be absolute shit, I don't see how that would ruin the series.

Seriously, the fuckin' negativity in here. It's ridiculous.
#62 - gangbangtime (04/18/2015) [-]
Haha, no it's not.

Battlefield 4 was launched in a ridiculous state, that's not acceptable. That's unacceptable even. There is no "Oh but it's fixed nearly a half a year later" Bullshit excuse.
As for hardline, it too has problems, and it's still overpriced as fuck. A 15$ expansion pack, they barely added jack shit with hardline, wether you enjoy the game or not is entirely irrelevant.

That, and how would it not? If a game series like Battlefront, spanning only 2 games (Soon 3) shits out a terrible game that doesn't make a profit of any sorts for EA, it's dead, they're gonna monetize the next as hard as possible if there is even a next, and they're gonna try to DLC the game into hell to try and milk every last fool who bought from them for every last dime they have.

Everything EA has done warrants nothing but negativity and threats, even though too many people are hypocrites, EA deserves nothing at this point.
User avatar #69 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
Fuck it, dude, there's really no point in trying to argue this any further. Our opinions are just about as opposite as they can get concerning this. I will still stand by the point that y'all are being ridiculously pessimistic, but whatever. Ain't no difference to me.
#72 - fefe (04/18/2015) [-]
Then shut the fuck up and don't bother commenting. Enjoy getting your wallet fucked by EA and corporations.
User avatar #73 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
Shit, mate, didn't realize these here comments were a limited commodity that I was using up. I must have wasted so many precious resources typing words you didn't even have to read. And, oh, coming to a realization that a debate can't be won after unsuccessfully trying to sway the other side's opinion? That there's a high crime, for sure.
#153 - hownottobrowsefj (04/18/2015) [-]
you cant say positive things about EA games, not on funnyjunk. everyone on this site likes their bandwagons, the thumbs show this well enough, anyone who speaks positive, redthumbs, mindless cave man hate, green thumbs, no one thinks for themselves around here.
User avatar #154 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
Always cool to see someone else recognize how badly FJ falls into bandwagons and circlejerks.

Your username might show why you have this knowledge, though
#155 - hownottobrowsefj (04/18/2015) [-]
i've been here for a while, i deleted my old account, and managed to stay away from this toxic community for a while, but the regular content upload, pulled me back. and i chose this user name for two reason, one when i came back rolling was different, and i didnt know how to do it, so it played to my advantage, and exactly what you said, i dont circle jerk with the bandwagons. so i get plenty of hate from time to time.
but yea, the hype train is going, and it will not be stopped for me, i can wait to play some fucking storm troopers
User avatar #156 - masdercheef (04/18/2015) [-]
Bruhhhhhh I like you more with every word you say. Empire for Life, absolutely can't wait to kill those rebel scum in HD.
#157 - hownottobrowsefj (04/18/2015) [-]
the rebels can suck these imperial nuts!
User avatar #48 - sagedivinity (04/18/2015) [-]
There are only 4 announced planets. That doesn't mean there are only four. Even if it does you can have multiple different maps per planet, it doesn't have to be one per planet.
#32 - liftinginbritain (04/18/2015) [-]
Your lying. Everything you said was a lie. I DONT BELIEVE YOU!! why do the bad men hurt me so
#28 - fefe (04/18/2015) [-]
EA talking about DLC before we even get to see any game play. smh.
Also how much do you wanna bet space battles, clone wars and space battles will just be added as DLC later?
User avatar #24 - regimentbluefly (04/18/2015) [-]
lets not jump to conclusions and lets wait till E3 when they will have to show game play
Besides all that info from ign is coming off of 1 video
User avatar #25 - cerbearus (04/18/2015) [-]
Gameplay impressions came from that video. Everything else came from interviews with DICE.
User avatar #26 - regimentbluefly (04/18/2015) [-]
there isn't only 4 maps, they had confirmed 4 maps lets hope there is more. Also im just waiting for actual game play and playing it before i start judging (the content) Pretty sad they are working on dlcs before the game even launches by 7 months
User avatar #22 - wotterpatch (04/18/2015) [-]
The sad part is they stripped away the battlefield elements to try and make it more like battlefront games of old, which means it basically appeals to nobody.

The old battlefront guys scoff at how it was modernized, the battlefield guys scoff at how they 'ruined' battlefield
User avatar #14 - DerpScout (04/17/2015) [-]
To be honest it's EA publishing it, expecting them to follow through and not butcher it into something they can just shit out each year as a cash grab is the way to go. And people are going to fucking eat this shit up, I wouldn't be mad if it was an original star wars game but the fact they're slapping the battlefront name onto it to milk the nostalgia I have for the actual battlefront series pisses me off.
#11 - hownottobrowsefj (04/17/2015) [-]
no space battles is a downer. i dont care about a campaign, dont really care about the clone wars either, base battlefield is exactly as limited, so again, not something that bothers me, they have literally only said on thing about dlc, and its free. the only exclusiveness is that its next gen only. and im sure they have literally fucked up nothing. and im almost positive you're grasping at straws. if its actually as disappointing as you think it will be when it comes out i'll delete this account.
#10 - atopia (04/17/2015) [-]
You...you're kidding, right?
User avatar #93 - whtkid (04/18/2015) [-]
"According to several screenshots seen above"
Just cause they didn't photograph every map doesn't mean there isn't more
User avatar #94 - whtkid (04/18/2015) [-]
Also it says that the DLC is free

"On December 8, a month after launch, Star Wars Battlefront owners will receive a free add-on for the game that adds another planet to the location line-up.

Called Battle of Jakku, the DLC is set on the desert planet that made its first appearance in teasers for The Force Awakens. (Check our Star Wars wiki for everything we know about Jakku.)"
User avatar #146 - cerbearus (04/18/2015) [-]
The fact that the first thing they do is announce DLC, means that this game is going to be completely incomplete and they are going to make EVERYTHING DLC.

I didn't say 4 maps, I said 4 planets (with a 5th in the DLC). There probably will be more maps, but who wants to have 5 different maps in the damn sand? BF2 had 19 maps on 18 different planets! Not to mention 15 space maps.
#35 - wertologist (04/18/2015) [-]
I like how the video said "engine footage" liek there were trying to say the game would look like that. It look like a cinematic movie. I doubt the gameplay will be that smooth. IT still looked terrible and the promises they made were awful. They are taking away the prequel trilogy. That has been a big part in each of the Battlefront games. Why would they think it's a good idea to advertise it wouldn't be included?
#34 - zerpderp (04/18/2015) [-]
even though i expected this i'm still pissed they are doing it
User avatar #23 - akkere (04/18/2015) [-]
""It’s all about the epic planetary battles and getting that right. Fighting with X-Wings and TIE Fighters, we have that. It’s taken in the atmosphere."
Translation: "Our entire development staff is a band of one-trick ponies who can't be bothered to develop a set of mechanics different from Battlefield, even when the series demands it. SO HERE'S CUT SCENES IN THE SKY"

I don't even want to give the game a try, this is honestly already a travesty. Battlefront was an amazing game because of how it gave you everything you could ever want in Star Wars Military. Fly a ship? Check. Fly in Space? Sequel Check! Lead a squad of troopers? CHECKEROO
This shouldn't even be called a Battlefront title anymore. What the fuck DICE?
#21 - atopia (04/18/2015) [-]
Ah....bollocks.
#12 - fefe (04/17/2015) [-]
psstt. im pretty sure half the things this dude is bitching about is wrong
#15 - atopia (04/17/2015) [-]
Thank god, I was worried, you know?
#16 - fefe (04/17/2015) [-]
honestly, people are going to tear it up before it even out. so, ignore they're bullshit, get it when it comes out, or at least watch some videos on it or something, and see for yourself. its ea, so everyone is going to bitch and judge from the get go.
#19 - atopia (04/17/2015) [-]
You are truly wise, anon.
#47 - fefe (04/18/2015) [-]
god damn. came back to see nothing but whiny babies, and ea haters. not very surprising though
#53 - gangbangtime (04/18/2015) [-]
EA haters? That implies that the hate for them is unwarranted.
#152 - fefe (04/18/2015) [-]
it is unwarranted. becuase there's this little thing called choice. just dont buy from ea and shut your fucking mouth, pretty simple. its how i treat activision.
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