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#2 - Vomit contains undigested food and stomach acid. Blood on …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Comic (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +5
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#5 - puppyfood (16 minutes ago) [-]
Except blood carries disease through the body
#5 - Hooray. Another "George Martin is a sadist" meme …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Fatu Keca Echomubra -27
#11 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Wish you could take the joke as well as you take that stick up your ass.
#15 - pyjamadog (07/25/2016) [-]
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#8 - quoterox (07/25/2016) [-]
its less about him being the only one and more that he's current

if William Shakespeare was writing today I guarantee you people would bitch about characters dying in his stories.
#12 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
The Walking Dead got the same thing going on...
#14 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, but you see, the Walking Dead is an objectively awful show that normies care way to much about. "if daryl dies we riot XD rawr"
#6 - fantasticfox (07/25/2016) [-]
#5 - Herbivores need cheeks in order to properly chew, and chew, an… 07/25/2016 on Horses +36
#16 - Not only was it an ever living unholy abomination of a roll...… 07/25/2016 on The Last Request +21
#37 - Not really He pissed the police. The police retaliated by … 07/24/2016 on Comp from Elsewhere-Curtains +4
#22 - In case someone wanted to know: Asshole got what's coming to h…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2016 on Comp from Elsewhere-Curtains +9
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#45 - volcanicdiarrhea (07/24/2016) [-]
Intentionally misleading police, wasting their time and resources, and if someone really wanted to be an asshole, they could probably get him on distracted or reckless driving.
#35 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
well if he had unpaid parking tickets, that's another matter entirely. if you have a clean record with no warrants and do this and you get in trouble somehow, THEN it's interesting.

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#37 - centifolia (07/24/2016) [-]
Not really
He pissed the police. The police retaliated by digging up his dirty secrets.

If they fail to find anything, they can still harass him for wasting their time and resources...which is not as cruel but still justice.
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#33 - hektoroftroy (07/24/2016) [-]
well on top of that, it's illegal to purposefully deceive police officers
#26 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Got what's coming to him?
He.. got.... what's coming... to him?

Got.. ... so he..... previously received... what is progressively, in the future, coming to him...
So he received what is in the process of coming to him.

So he received something, but in addition to receiving it, he will some day receive that same thing, though an exclusionary event that cannot repeat.
... So he will, in the future, receive something he already received.
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#28 - shunkahawolf (07/24/2016) [-]
he received a banana, threw it away, then received the same banana the next day

i dont see why you had to point out this perfectly logical and well worded scenario.
#23 - Because you would need to do it with equal mastery...which is … 07/24/2016 on young 0
#28 - It was from WW2; American soldiers called the Nazis "Jerr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on Genius idea Achmed +3
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#40 - toensix (07/24/2016) [-]
*Brits were called tom
#19 - Common Middle Eastern name Sort of like Tom for Americans,…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2016 on Genius idea Achmed 0
#24 - dudulli (07/24/2016) [-]
I never heard of an German named Jerry.

Hans or Wilhelm would fit
#28 - centifolia (07/24/2016) [-]
It was from WW2; American soldiers called the Nazis "Jerry" and Americans "Tom"
Such was the inspiration for "Tom and Jerry"

But yeah, Germans at /pol/ and /int/ are now referred to as "Hans"
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#40 - toensix (07/24/2016) [-]
*Brits were called tom
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#20 - cognosceteipsum (07/24/2016) [-]
never spelled like achmed, it's spelled like ahmed
#35 - You girls like these who shave their heads and act like harden… 07/24/2016 on female soldiers be like +2
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