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#47 - Comment deleted 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
#45 - That would be the general idea around anything miranda on the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
#47 - centaurstesticle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
Ain't that the truth. She isn't even original.
User avatar #53 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Even if it was original I still can't stand her even off the internet.
#43 - Exactly 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
#42 - It was faster though  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
User avatar #44 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah but



it's ew
User avatar #45 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
That would be the general idea around anything miranda on the internet you see
#47 - centaurstesticle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
Ain't that the truth. She isn't even original.
User avatar #53 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Even if it was original I still can't stand her even off the internet.
#39 - Do i need to say more? Her entire facebook and tumblr are like this.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
User avatar #40 - nervaaurelius (12/09/2013) [-]
And I'm guessing people like her cause "she's outspoken" and "isn't afraid to say how she feels"
User avatar #43 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Exactly
#37 - That was strangely funny But this sin't meant to be bait.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
User avatar #38 - mondominiman (12/09/2013) [-]
I know, it's the only thing I could come up with.
sorry
#35 - Down the rabbit hole you go....  [+] (11 new replies) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
User avatar #41 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
ew why did you use the search page that shit's nastay
User avatar #42 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
It was faster though
User avatar #44 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah but



it's ew
User avatar #45 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
That would be the general idea around anything miranda on the internet you see
#47 - centaurstesticle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
Ain't that the truth. She isn't even original.
User avatar #53 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Even if it was original I still can't stand her even off the internet.
User avatar #36 - nervaaurelius (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't have a tumblr account to see
#39 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Do i need to say more? Her entire facebook and tumblr are like this.
User avatar #40 - nervaaurelius (12/09/2013) [-]
And I'm guessing people like her cause "she's outspoken" and "isn't afraid to say how she feels"
User avatar #43 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Exactly
#31 - 1) Nobody has told me what to say 2) I'd rather ***…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her 0
#48 - spoonnome (12/09/2013) [-]
Ask her to marry you.
#49 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
LET THE SHIT STORM COMMENCE
#50 - spoonnome (12/09/2013) [-]
Do it, and post results with her reply.
#51 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
It is sent, I await her reply.
User avatar #60 - silasersej (12/09/2013) [-]
If you fucking pull this off....

#65 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
No reply yet. What should I try next?
#66 - spoonnome (12/10/2013) [-]
"Come on marry me I masturbate furiously to you 3 times a day. Trust me, you'd love everything I have to offer. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE!!!" You don't have to do it man, but if you do you are one majestically awesome individual
#67 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
I'll do it for funnyjunk.
#68 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm not eve sure why I'm doing this...
User avatar #69 - silasersej (12/10/2013) [-]
I'll marry you then <3
#70 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
Well this is getting nowhere. Sorry for the lack of entertainment.
User avatar #71 - silasersej (12/11/2013) [-]
Marry me? <3
#72 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
I would, but I love my girlfriend <3

I'mnotsuckinguptomygirlfriendwhat
User avatar #73 - silasersej (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh. I see.

Forget I ever said anything...
User avatar #74 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
We can still be friends <3
#26 - She used to work at mcdonalds by the overpass. i didn't go for… 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her +2
#22 - I wouldn't lie to FJ she has her own tumblr tag you kn… 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her +2
#19 - Look. proof. I'll message her. what does funnyjunk want me to say?  [+] (25 new replies) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her +1
User avatar #34 - mondominiman (12/09/2013) [-]
The only thing I can think of right now is what someone posted earlier.
Gr8 B8 M8 I'll r8 8/8
shit had me in stitches
User avatar #37 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
That was strangely funny But this sin't meant to be bait.
User avatar #38 - mondominiman (12/09/2013) [-]
I know, it's the only thing I could come up with.
sorry
#29 - CIS White Male (12/09/2013) [-]
well? we're waiting.. a guy did this and he got laid before. maybe this is your chance.
User avatar #31 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
1) Nobody has told me what to say
2) I'd rather fuck a cactus
#48 - spoonnome (12/09/2013) [-]
Ask her to marry you.
#49 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
LET THE SHIT STORM COMMENCE
#50 - spoonnome (12/09/2013) [-]
Do it, and post results with her reply.
#51 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
It is sent, I await her reply.
User avatar #60 - silasersej (12/09/2013) [-]
If you fucking pull this off....

#65 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
No reply yet. What should I try next?
#66 - spoonnome (12/10/2013) [-]
"Come on marry me I masturbate furiously to you 3 times a day. Trust me, you'd love everything I have to offer. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE!!!" You don't have to do it man, but if you do you are one majestically awesome individual
#67 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
I'll do it for funnyjunk.
#68 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm not eve sure why I'm doing this...
User avatar #69 - silasersej (12/10/2013) [-]
I'll marry you then <3
#70 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
Well this is getting nowhere. Sorry for the lack of entertainment.
User avatar #71 - silasersej (12/11/2013) [-]
Marry me? <3
#72 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
I would, but I love my girlfriend <3

I'mnotsuckinguptomygirlfriendwhat
User avatar #73 - silasersej (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh. I see.

Forget I ever said anything...
User avatar #74 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
We can still be friends <3
User avatar #25 - kyrill (12/09/2013) [-]
ch1ll1wack 1s cl0se t0 me. felt l1ke shar1ng
User avatar #26 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
She used to work at mcdonalds by the overpass. i didn't go for almost a year.
#20 - notjewelry (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh, well then
#21 - notjewelry (12/09/2013) [-]
I actually do believe you now
User avatar #22 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't lie to FJ
she has her own tumblr tag you know. I think i have a gif of her getting punched in the face somewhere...
#30 - ******* . Argentina.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Karma has rewarded me 0
User avatar #60 - minecraftlamer (12/09/2013) [-]
start game -> spotted in madagascar -> do as comment suggested remove traits let it spread by rodents and insects -> build up resistances to 3 -> spreads to mexico -> new zealand and greenland close ports and airports.

RLY fuckin' RLY?
User avatar #73 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
I played it like that too, got lucky, greenland got infected a day before they closed shit, then argentina fucked me.
#24 - >>Follows Link >> Game Loads >>"…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Karma has rewarded me +1
#27 - ilikewhales (12/09/2013) [-]
Teach me your ways!
#30 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Fucking. Argentina.
User avatar #60 - minecraftlamer (12/09/2013) [-]
start game -> spotted in madagascar -> do as comment suggested remove traits let it spread by rodents and insects -> build up resistances to 3 -> spreads to mexico -> new zealand and greenland close ports and airports.

RLY fuckin' RLY?
User avatar #73 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
I played it like that too, got lucky, greenland got infected a day before they closed shit, then argentina fucked me.
#14 - I used to go to school with her she just graduated last year. …  [+] (41 new replies) 12/09/2013 on no McDonald for her +1
#76 - zombieloan (12/14/2013) [-]
Your name... you are one of us.
User avatar #33 - nervaaurelius (12/09/2013) [-]
Why didn't you like her?
User avatar #35 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
www.tumblr.com/search/miranda+gunner



Down the rabbit hole you go....
User avatar #41 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
ew why did you use the search page that shit's nastay
User avatar #42 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
It was faster though
User avatar #44 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah but



it's ew
User avatar #45 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
That would be the general idea around anything miranda on the internet you see
#47 - centaurstesticle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - datassman (12/09/2013) [-]
Ain't that the truth. She isn't even original.
User avatar #53 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Even if it was original I still can't stand her even off the internet.
User avatar #36 - nervaaurelius (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't have a tumblr account to see
#39 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Do i need to say more? Her entire facebook and tumblr are like this.
User avatar #40 - nervaaurelius (12/09/2013) [-]
And I'm guessing people like her cause "she's outspoken" and "isn't afraid to say how she feels"
User avatar #43 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Exactly
#18 - notjewelry (12/09/2013) [-]
I believe it
#19 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
Look. proof. I'll message her. what does funnyjunk want me to say?
User avatar #34 - mondominiman (12/09/2013) [-]
The only thing I can think of right now is what someone posted earlier.
Gr8 B8 M8 I'll r8 8/8
shit had me in stitches
User avatar #37 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
That was strangely funny But this sin't meant to be bait.
User avatar #38 - mondominiman (12/09/2013) [-]
I know, it's the only thing I could come up with.
sorry
#29 - CIS White Male (12/09/2013) [-]
well? we're waiting.. a guy did this and he got laid before. maybe this is your chance.
User avatar #31 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
1) Nobody has told me what to say
2) I'd rather fuck a cactus
#48 - spoonnome (12/09/2013) [-]
Ask her to marry you.
#49 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
LET THE SHIT STORM COMMENCE
#50 - spoonnome (12/09/2013) [-]
Do it, and post results with her reply.
#51 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
It is sent, I await her reply.
User avatar #60 - silasersej (12/09/2013) [-]
If you fucking pull this off....

#65 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
No reply yet. What should I try next?
#66 - spoonnome (12/10/2013) [-]
"Come on marry me I masturbate furiously to you 3 times a day. Trust me, you'd love everything I have to offer. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE!!!" You don't have to do it man, but if you do you are one majestically awesome individual
#67 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
I'll do it for funnyjunk.
#68 - centaurstesticle (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm not eve sure why I'm doing this...
User avatar #69 - silasersej (12/10/2013) [-]
I'll marry you then <3
#70 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
Well this is getting nowhere. Sorry for the lack of entertainment.
User avatar #71 - silasersej (12/11/2013) [-]
Marry me? <3
#72 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
I would, but I love my girlfriend <3

I'mnotsuckinguptomygirlfriendwhat
User avatar #73 - silasersej (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh. I see.

Forget I ever said anything...
User avatar #74 - centaurstesticle (12/11/2013) [-]
We can still be friends <3
User avatar #25 - kyrill (12/09/2013) [-]
ch1ll1wack 1s cl0se t0 me. felt l1ke shar1ng
User avatar #26 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
She used to work at mcdonalds by the overpass. i didn't go for almost a year.
#20 - notjewelry (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh, well then
#21 - notjewelry (12/09/2013) [-]
I actually do believe you now
User avatar #22 - centaurstesticle (12/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't lie to FJ
she has her own tumblr tag you know. I think i have a gif of her getting punched in the face somewhere...
#10 - WHAT THE ACTUAL **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2013 on (Sound of minds exploding) +1
#13 - bodysnatchers (09/16/2013) [-]
" i know" - Mike Birbiglia
User avatar #20 - killerabbit (09/17/2013) [-]
"I'm in the future, also" -Mike Birbiglia
User avatar #17 - kingchase (09/17/2013) [-]
"I know."
- Every English speaking person.
#4 - The earth is not smoother than a bowling ball. That is BS. 06/28/2013 on our tiny little earh is... 0
#49 - I live an hour outside of Vancouver B.C. (Chilliwack B.C.) 06/24/2013 on Uh... so this happened 0
#46 - Why is this not playing anywhere near meeee :c  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Uh... so this happened -1
User avatar #48 - sparkofinsanity (06/24/2013) [-]
Because you live far away?
User avatar #49 - centaurstesticle (06/24/2013) [-]
I live an hour outside of Vancouver B.C. (Chilliwack B.C.)
#5 - Woah. Angry. 05/28/2013 on Facebook (255) 0
#16 - STOP MAKING ME CRY 02/07/2013 on Daily Reminder 0
#18 - Step 1. Go to tumlblr Step 2. Look up the miranda gunner … 02/07/2013 on My dad died. 0
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on My dad died. 0
User avatar #18 - centaurstesticle (02/07/2013) [-]
Step 1. Go to tumlblr
Step 2. Look up the miranda gunner tag
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit
#28 - When i read the title before i saw the picture the first thing… 01/31/2013 on Dat path 0
#156 - Brock from pewter city. 01/28/2013 on Run! +1
#24 - i didn't know what it was called.... and the comments didn't g…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Why I Love Rin. 0
User avatar #25 - burgermeatt (01/24/2013) [-]
look at the channel haha, no problem, enjoy it.
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#1 - flyingbacontoast (05/16/2012) [-]
nice username
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