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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:5/26/2013
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#22 - I would recommend it greatly, It's an amazing read but some of… 05/21/2013 on A Proper Bitchslap 0
#2 - Really wish the Way of White would have actually been useful, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Covenants. 0
#6 - morphose (05/22/2013) [-]
Considering that you are an undead yourself. I guess it could work somehow a bit if you would get an item that made you more permanently human than a humanity would and that would make you prefered target for darkwraiths as they would sense your soul and as far as I know they don't like each other that much. And by permanently more human I mean it would last even through death with some drawback. Like losing all souls without being able to retrieve them or something.
User avatar #7 - celestiasbeard (05/22/2013) [-]
See now that would have been a badass feature, would have been like a hardcore mode covenant and would have made the game a bit harder for people who wan more of a challange
#13 - Should have trained a bit more 05/20/2013 on If Pokemon were more like... 0
#2 - Waiting? People are well aware of what they need to do and the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Some Bronies but NOT all +15
User avatar #60 - hanabro (05/19/2013) [-]
I was shocked when I saw furry porn of Spike in his dog form.

I mean seriously. FURRY PORN of MY LITTLE PONY? THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?/sarcasm
#8 - sinery (05/18/2013) [-]
Spike is trying to lick his dog dick.
#64 - You know, if you really knew me. If you really cared, you woul… 05/18/2013 on dat ass +1
#53 - Did I stutter?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dat ass +3
User avatar #55 - chaossniper (05/18/2013) [-]
doesn't look like half to me
User avatar #64 - celestiasbeard (05/18/2013) [-]
You know, if you really knew me. If you really cared, you would know that any portion of a potato is a lot to me and it takes a lot of love fore me to give away any portion of one. B-baka
#26 - Actually some of these are right 05/18/2013 on Bad Subs comp. +2
#31 - You made me laugh, Therefore I reward you with one half of a potato  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dat ass +14
User avatar #107 - infinitereaper (05/18/2013) [-]
What I love about this scene is that she says he can have half but it's obvious she broke off a smaller piece.
User avatar #51 - chaossniper (05/18/2013) [-]
half?
#53 - celestiasbeard (05/18/2013) [-]
Did I stutter?
User avatar #55 - chaossniper (05/18/2013) [-]
doesn't look like half to me
User avatar #64 - celestiasbeard (05/18/2013) [-]
You know, if you really knew me. If you really cared, you would know that any portion of a potato is a lot to me and it takes a lot of love fore me to give away any portion of one. B-baka
#44 - Love isn't something physical appearances can fulfill. But the… 05/18/2013 on Relevant & relatable (or... +3
#139 - A good pony post that managed to get front page? That hasn't h… 05/16/2013 on Sometimes im too lazy to... 0
#115 - Shhhh, it's all ok. Just accept it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Pokemon +6
#117 - amatharra (05/16/2013) [-]
#90 - I would let so many pokemon fuck me  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Pokemon +16
#309 - killerpiemaster (05/16/2013) [-]
#299 - harbingerwolf (05/16/2013) [-]
The fuck man?
#279 - jarofdirt (05/16/2013) [-]
#263 - myrtille (05/16/2013) [-]
what the fuck
#242 - thewaronbeingcool (05/16/2013) [-]
Someone had to spend time making that.
#100 - amatharra (05/16/2013) [-]
Why is this picture a thing?
User avatar #115 - celestiasbeard (05/16/2013) [-]
Shhhh, it's all ok. Just accept it
#117 - amatharra (05/16/2013) [-]
#7 - Picture 05/15/2013 on dark souls anyone ?? 0
#19 - Dark Spirit Pincesee BG Mc_Fuckurshit has invaded your world. 05/15/2013 on when finn and jake meets... +6
#23 - Yeah! You can sell stuff too 05/15/2013 on Gen 6 is making a few... +3
#9 - I guess I can understand the feeling, happens at almost any co…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Pon3con2:Electric... +2
User avatar #10 - fluttersquee (05/14/2013) [-]
I knew I wasn't the only one then.
#3 - Thanks to the internet overusing her and due to her rise in po… 05/14/2013 on Facebook +5
#9 - No offense but it doesn't need to be a brony to hang out wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on HELP 0
#10 - freekey (05/14/2013) [-]
psh that makes sense you're crazy
#6 - If it wasn't for that slight smirk in every picture I would al…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Pon3con2:Electric... +2
User avatar #8 - fluttersquee (05/14/2013) [-]
If I smile too hard, I look stupid, so the little smirk is about all I can do. But let me tell you, I was glad to be there. I was also a little nervous asking them all to take pictures and what not.
User avatar #9 - celestiasbeard (05/14/2013) [-]
I guess I can understand the feeling, happens at almost any convention I go to
User avatar #10 - fluttersquee (05/14/2013) [-]
I knew I wasn't the only one then.
#2 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Oblivion +31
#13 - Too Many Pinkies, Return of Harmony part 2, Cutie Pox, Magic M… 05/13/2013 on I ate 5 marijuanas +1
#8 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Franchise +1
#26 - Not only have I been to jail on many occasions thanks to him I…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on dickbook (12) +19
#38 - zorororonoa (05/10/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait. Why are we arguing over whos life Spongebob has ruined the most. We should team up. Team up and take him out for good! Then neither of us will have to deal with him!
#52 - deathcampforjewtie (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that SpongeBob guy's a real jerk. Good thing he isn't here.
User avatar #61 - spinaltap (05/10/2013) [-]
its moments like this that keep me on FJ
#20 - Everyday I have to be badgered constantly by the most annoying…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2013 on dickbook (12) +33
#24 - zorororonoa (05/10/2013) [-]
Did you not fucking read the content Squidward? My fucking husband was abducted from me! The love of my life, gone forever. Spongebob's shit has got me sent to fucking jail, multiple time. Have you ever been to jail Squidward? No, you haven't. I can't tell you how many times I have been in a life-threatening situation and have had to be taken to the emergency room because oh him crashing the boat while I'm in it. Even when I was happy and content in jail to be rid of him, he still fucking tried to break me out. Because of him, the guards thought I was crazy, and I had to be taken into solitary confinement with a strait jacket on!
#26 - celestiasbeard (05/10/2013) [-]
Not only have I been to jail on many occasions thanks to him I also get deformed, put in many hospitals, and let's not forget the occasions when I literally get killed thanks to him and as comforting as that sounds he seems to even find me in the after-life. Also being accused of a fake insanity seems much more comfortable than the real one this stupid sponge puts me in on a daily basis.
#38 - zorororonoa (05/10/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait. Why are we arguing over whos life Spongebob has ruined the most. We should team up. Team up and take him out for good! Then neither of us will have to deal with him!
#52 - deathcampforjewtie (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that SpongeBob guy's a real jerk. Good thing he isn't here.
User avatar #61 - spinaltap (05/10/2013) [-]
its moments like this that keep me on FJ
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#395 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Fabulous Gem Lance 240x240
Fabulous Gem Lance 240x240
#396 to #395 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #394 - jackiespicer **User deleted account** (12/16/2012) [-]
You fiend!
Thamks~
User avatar #389 - OminousDemon (12/16/2012) [-]
uh thanks so much o:
was not expecting that
<3
User avatar #390 to #389 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Glad to help out
User avatar #381 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
Thank you so much, and i like the items you've posted.
User avatar #382 to #381 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Thanks, that actually means a lot considering I don't hear it too much
User avatar #383 to #382 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
Make 'em yourself?
User avatar #384 to #383 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Most of them but some are designs my friends drew out, still have a lot to get around to though
User avatar #385 to #384 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
They look tight as shit, what program you use to animate?
User avatar #386 to #385 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Combinations of photoshop, after effects, and paint.net
User avatar #387 to #386 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
The animation is not choppy at ALL...impressive. Why'd you quit items?
User avatar #388 to #387 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
The gifs were made by flutteryay so don't give me too much credit, I just designed the weapon be he did the cool animations. And as for items it just got really boring honestly, but sadly I talk to you guys more than people irl which is why i hang around
User avatar #391 to #388 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
d00d y u being so nice to me, thanks for the wooden chests. The designs are still very impressive, do you sketch it on paper first?

And, yeah, hanging around the item board isn't too bad, especially when you're always gifting lel.
User avatar #392 to #391 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
You keep asking for them on the board, if I have something I don't need that someone else does it's nice to help them out. And yeah, I go through a few rough sketches and have some people look it over for some advice and then I scan it and retrace it in paint .net
User avatar #372 - flutterkay (12/15/2012) [-]
Flutteryay: Celestiasbeard, I'll be using this account in the time being. Can't post pictures since it's new though.
User avatar #373 to #372 - celestiasbeard (12/15/2012) [-]
What's the level you can start posting pictures? It's like level 5 isn't it?
User avatar #374 to #373 - flutterkay (12/15/2012) [-]
Not sure, just need thumbs to be able to though.
User avatar #375 to #374 - celestiasbeard (12/15/2012) [-]
So wait til the next thumb orgy? And once you can post the Gem Lance on ladeda's profile, I forgot to save the rescales
User avatar #376 to #375 - flutterkay (12/15/2012) [-]
Eh. I might be done with funnyjunk once I can post them. I like being flutteryay, and even if I got yellow fluttershy like text on this account it wouldn't feel the same.

Btw I didn't post porn on the board. It may have been suggestive, but it wasn't porn.
User avatar #377 to #376 - celestiasbeard (12/15/2012) [-]
Addy is indecisive, he lifted mass bans before so he might do it on a small scale
User avatar #378 to #377 - flutterkay (12/16/2012) [-]
I can post pictures now, posting rescales on ladeda's profile
User avatar #379 to #378 - flutterkay (12/16/2012) [-]
Wait... who's profile exactly?
User avatar #380 to #379 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Ladedadeda, it's stickied on items
#351 - celestiasbeard (12/14/2012) [-]
New Blood Rage 240x240
New Blood Rage 240x240
#352 to #351 - celestiasbeard (12/14/2012) [-]
120x120
120x120
User avatar #260 - khl (11/30/2012) [-]
Dont suppose you are trading the broken sword ?
User avatar #261 to #260 - celestiasbeard (11/30/2012) [-]
Nope, i quit and so far it's the only item i wanted to keep
User avatar #262 to #261 - khl (11/30/2012) [-]
makes sense, cheers anyways
User avatar #233 - dirtydamhippie (11/27/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #231 - betta (11/26/2012) [-]
hey, can you take a look at my idea? I'm asking you because you also seem like the person who wants to contribute to this game.

funnyjunk.com/items/1783857#1783857
User avatar #220 - damanloki (11/24/2012) [-]
thanks so much , thanks to you i have over 30 new uniques !
#219 - prestonjohns ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank you for the items that i was able to get.
User avatar #218 - ccben (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #217 - foreveraloneagain (11/24/2012) [-]
/thank you for the items <3
User avatar #214 - givemeyouritems (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for everything bro.
User avatar #215 to #214 - givemeyouritems (11/24/2012) [-]
How much for the sword?
User avatar #216 to #215 - celestiasbeard (11/24/2012) [-]
just no man, read the lower comment, the sword is going to be used for symbolism
#212 - prestonjohns ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #211 - mrstrong (11/24/2012) [-]
thank you for the items :)
User avatar #210 - kenada (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks <3

Why are you keeping the sword?
I wish I could trade for it
User avatar #213 to #210 - celestiasbeard (11/24/2012) [-]
my first item was a normal sword, grinding out items has broken it
User avatar #209 - iloverapingmen (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for everything.
User avatar #206 - purplemonkeybob (11/24/2012) [-]
holy shit thanks bro
User avatar #205 - Tygioh (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank you!! :DD
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