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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
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Comment Ranking:#20776
Highest Content Rank:#5480
Highest Comment Rank:#296
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Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:4637
FJ Points:182
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#72 - My hands are big enough to do this but it still feels more nat… 06/23/2013 on Nintendo secret 0
#47 - My plan was to jack off while staring deeply and passionately … 06/23/2013 on No Pointing Fingers +12
#13 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Well that backfired... +5
#3 - And then one of your fish eat the mushroom 06/22/2013 on I always hated the water level +3
#8 - And here come the faggots thinking everyone is a sunbro and th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Going to the nexus for... +6
User avatar #19 - crazylance (06/22/2013) [-]
And here come the rest of the community that laugh at everyone and just play for the heck of it.
#47 - The rest of dark souls not good enough for ya punk?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Multiverse crossover +4
User avatar #51 - kronicsmurf (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh no, that's not what im saying. Im addicted to Dark Souls like a hooker is to cock. But im just putting this out there.
#4 - I don't care if I'm missing my chicken nuggets from my happy m…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on should be a reality +5
User avatar #74 - cddamis (06/21/2013) [-]
said no Chinese kid ever
#7 - I usually just waste the funds I save from piracy on the gamin…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Adult Swim on piracy. +240
#299 - makethingsworse (06/21/2013) [-]
All of the alcohol.
User avatar #93 - masterboll (06/21/2013) [-]
i just pirate my games and alcohols
User avatar #119 - dezider (06/21/2013) [-]
pirating alcohols is the best, you just copy it and you still have the original to share with others
#11 - heyzuesy (06/21/2013) [-]
Still goes into the economy!
#391 - StormEagle (06/22/2013) [-]
#390 - CIS White Male (06/22/2013) [-]
want THE GUN?? BEND OVER FOR TINEEEEE / IS ORANGE DEES COLOR/B;ACK OIS YOURS FUCK CALLING IN THE NIGHT!! OKAY~~ MY CHASE SAID HERES JOHHNNEEE~~ ALL EYES ON ALL-- DON'T ALL GO DOWN WITH THE DEE TAN ICKKKKKKKKK... JUST CAUSE BEE DIDN'T "PLAY IT SAFE" RUINED ALL
#247 - CIS White Male (06/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you’re visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#388 - SuperSixONE (06/22/2013) [-]
#2 - Doesn't exactly mean it alive, they are just changing the clot… 06/21/2013 on I am magical 0
#4 - Well if you can't find them in a store you can just make them.… 06/21/2013 on Tumblr is a magical place 0
#16 - Well he's pretty creative when you throw the movies into accou… 06/21/2013 on Holy Shit 0
#97 - I know we are the kings of rape already but guess which specif… 06/21/2013 on Congratulations America! 0
#94 - Correction *victim says sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Congratulations America! 0
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (06/21/2013) [-]
correction
both rapist and victim say sorry
#79 - Well to be fair he's probably so high off his ass from the pai… 06/21/2013 on Sheeeeit -1
#99 - Well depending on the armor it might be less effective in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Zombie survivors +1
User avatar #210 - daentraya (06/21/2013) [-]
Having melee backup would be a great idea, in general. Zombies strength is often their overwhelming numbers, and all the swords in the world won't save you from that. Unless you have Unlimited Blade Works
#131 - Well you know what sir?! you're right  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Classic anime is best anime 0
User avatar #134 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
keep on being fabulous
#129 - You calling me gay ?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Classic anime is best anime 0
User avatar #130 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
I may be insinuating that you are indeed fabulous
User avatar #131 - celestiasbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
Well you know what sir?! you're right
User avatar #134 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
keep on being fabulous
#127 - Yes, yes it is  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Classic anime is best anime 0
User avatar #128 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
das ghey
#129 - celestiasbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
You calling me gay?
User avatar #130 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
I may be insinuating that you are indeed fabulous
User avatar #131 - celestiasbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
Well you know what sir?! you're right
User avatar #134 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
keep on being fabulous
#3 - And never look back 06/20/2013 on Running through Life. 0
#6 - Considering Lego works with DC and Marvel we might, just might… 06/20/2013 on The Lego Movie +7
#4 - Beach one is by far the easiest to hide, just dig a small hole…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Different Stiffy's +124
#34 - CIS White Male (06/20/2013) [-]
implying black guys have big dicks... look up the average length by race... it's just the few huge dicked black pornstars that skew our perceptions, but they are PORNSTARS so of course they arent ordinary
#36 - jointure (06/20/2013) [-]
shut up anon
#12 - You might need to get something a bit stronger than that to co… 06/20/2013 on What If 0
#12 - And if I decide to lift while not smoking? Will the known univ… 06/20/2013 on Do you even lift in smoke? 0
#133 - Well us born in march seems to have a good chance at getting t… 06/20/2013 on The Doctor Who Game! 0
#9 - That's cool and all but I wasn't apart of the comment chain, n… 06/20/2013 on OP delivers +1
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