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#30972 - They use different ones every match, each time there's both th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #30974 - lolidragon (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh, I like that. great way to make fans happy and save on dry cleaning
User avatar #30976 - cedrock (07/13/2014) [-]
Kek.
"Too lazy to clean....intense bodylove it, here little starving African kid, have this."
#30913 - There was a foul...On higuain. Bad call by ref. 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30894 - "Definitely not". Bad referees? Yes. Bribing? Nah. 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30893 - Germany on the other hand is disappointing... This is what I m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30898 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it wasn't really Germany showing off against Brazil, more Brazil doing the opposite. This kind of performance from Germany is typical for teams, who want to keep possession, while the opposite one is fine with that, and just tries to attack as soon as they get the ball. I would be more worried if Germany hadn't created any chances, but they have been close at times. It's like watching Bayern and Dortmund, or Barcelona and Real Madrid.

Hopefully the second half will be as good.
#30890 - Lavezzi is playing as good as Messi in terms of dribbling and …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30891 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Exeactly. Messi and him are very dangerous on contra.
User avatar #30893 - cedrock (07/13/2014) [-]
Germany on the other hand is disappointing... This is what I meant when I said "They did a mistake by going this hard against Brazil and showing their tactics essentially".

User avatar #30898 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it wasn't really Germany showing off against Brazil, more Brazil doing the opposite. This kind of performance from Germany is typical for teams, who want to keep possession, while the opposite one is fine with that, and just tries to attack as soon as they get the ball. I would be more worried if Germany hadn't created any chances, but they have been close at times. It's like watching Bayern and Dortmund, or Barcelona and Real Madrid.

Hopefully the second half will be as good.
#30888 - "no".  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#30892 - wolfieofterror (07/13/2014) [-]
"Yes"?
User avatar #30894 - cedrock (07/13/2014) [-]
"Definitely not".

Bad referees? Yes. Bribing? Nah.
#30886 - That's what I'm hoping for, but it's the final and the choking… 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30882 - Fuuuuck, Argentina playing too good but are choking on the fin…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30889 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Good match from both teams so far - Argentina has been more dangerous though.
User avatar #30890 - cedrock (07/13/2014) [-]
Lavezzi is playing as good as Messi in terms of dribbling and going through players like its nothing....They're playing sensational compared to other games they played.
User avatar #30891 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Exeactly. Messi and him are very dangerous on contra.
User avatar #30893 - cedrock (07/13/2014) [-]
Germany on the other hand is disappointing... This is what I meant when I said "They did a mistake by going this hard against Brazil and showing their tactics essentially".

User avatar #30898 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it wasn't really Germany showing off against Brazil, more Brazil doing the opposite. This kind of performance from Germany is typical for teams, who want to keep possession, while the opposite one is fine with that, and just tries to attack as soon as they get the ball. I would be more worried if Germany hadn't created any chances, but they have been close at times. It's like watching Bayern and Dortmund, or Barcelona and Real Madrid.

Hopefully the second half will be as good.
User avatar #30884 - goodcheese (07/13/2014) [-]
they're getting enough chances that odds are one of them is gonna break and score.
User avatar #30886 - cedrock (07/13/2014) [-]
That's what I'm hoping for, but it's the final and the choking % is too large...
#30881 - World cup always filled with choking, but hell, the maradona-t… 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30823 - Lel I'm relaxed. I'm just making predictions. Unlike the dutch… 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30820 - Muller will get carded for diving since yesterday's referee op…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30822 - vwanyama (07/13/2014) [-]
Take a few deep breaths, relax.. and enjoy the game.
User avatar #30823 - cedrock (07/13/2014) [-]
Lel I'm relaxed. I'm just making predictions. Unlike the dutch, I like the germans, they don't bulldigestive end product as much as Holland.

All in all I don't care who wins, unless it's outrageously bulldigestive end product just like yesterday.
#30811 - >tfw no more RVP and Robben in 2018 IS FOOTBALL FI… 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30802 - This camel knows what's up.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30805 - wolfieofterror (07/13/2014) [-]
Well i've looked into the camels predictions like the brazil vs germany game and france vs Germany and the camels been wrong both of those times. The octopus was way better at predicting things sad that he died
User avatar #30813 - PopcornViking (07/13/2014) [-]
3rd times the charm
User avatar #30806 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
#30807 - wolfieofterror (07/13/2014) [-]
Well there are the odds of the germans having that extra resting day and coming off an enormous boost in morale recently(coughb7a1il) and di maria might not show up due to an injury. If argentina wins then Messi will be the new maradona. If Germany wins they'll finally be out of the dust and be at the top(since they lost so many semifinals and finals) It's also suspected to rain in the maracana so they'll be a terrain disadvantage for both sides but the miracle of bern showed that Germany is okay playing in those conditions. It'll be a tough one and this match will probably decide who the golden ball and the goalkeeper award goes to.
User avatar #30808 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
I agree with that the Germans are the favorites. People are talking about that Messi needs to win this, so he can finally achieve something his national team, and also surpass Maradona in that area, but I think that is the same with the German player.

As you said, they have been so close so many times these past tournaments, and this might be the last chance for Schweini, Lahm, Podolski, and Klose, so I think they are more eager than Argentina to finally try to win it.
#30809 - wolfieofterror (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh are you a world cup fan or an overall futbol fan. If you are a football fan what is you're favourite league to watch?
User avatar #30814 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Do you follow football outside of WC?
#30867 - wolfieofterror (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah i watch the premier league, la liga and sometimes the bundesliga for bayern munich action. What nation do you watch btw?
User avatar #30870 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
The Faroe Islands. It's a digestive end product team, but I still support our team.
User avatar #30810 - christmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, can't be a WC fan without being a football fan. I'm a Bayern Munchen supporter, so I follow the Bundesliga, but I watch other leagues as well, plus I also watch my own country's national team when they play.
#9265705 - Why is it always the retard forum... 07/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#9265701 - ill foking rek ur **** 07/13/2014 on retard forum 0
#30786 - I don't know how far they keep updating after a new comes out...Sorry. 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30781 - Yeah like I said, you can't have a perfect FIFA game, or they'…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30785 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
wait, fifa 15 is coming out in september, should i still buy 14 at 60$?
User avatar #30787 - christmouth (07/12/2014) [-]
I would wait if I were you.
User avatar #30788 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
it's fine my friend is selling it to me for 30$ on monday
User avatar #30786 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how far they keep updating after a new comes out...Sorry.
#30779 - Forgot to mention that you can also trade with other players. … 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30778 - Basically you make a team out of Bronze rated players first. Y…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30780 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
aaaah so that's what I saw my friend posting on facebook

would FIFA 14 be a good choice then? I watched a couple videos on youtube and the graphics look terrible but I'm going to a friend's house sometime this week to try it out
User avatar #30781 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah like I said, you can't have a perfect FIFA game, or they're just making them gradually better on purpose so that people don't stick to one FIFA. Also yeah, newest one is best choice because it gets updated.
User avatar #30785 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
wait, fifa 15 is coming out in september, should i still buy 14 at 60$?
User avatar #30787 - christmouth (07/12/2014) [-]
I would wait if I were you.
User avatar #30788 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
it's fine my friend is selling it to me for 30$ on monday
User avatar #30786 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how far they keep updating after a new comes out...Sorry.
#30764 - FIFA and PES aren't as good as they seem. Football games just …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30767 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
whats ultimate team?
User avatar #30779 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention that you can also trade with other players. And best of all there's "legend" cards like Pele, who are extremely rare. (15 000 000 coins. Keep in mind you buy a pack for 500 I think)
User avatar #30778 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
Basically you make a team out of Bronze rated players first. You start playing games online and earning coins, advancing through levels. You can buy "Player packs" with you're coins (Bronze packs, Silver, Gold.) and get a bunch of new players. What's good about it is sometimes you get rare cards that are different color and different stats of a player based on their performance in the real world. (For example, Klose has a Green card because he's a "record breaker", messi has one cause he was man of the match, etc.)

It can arguably be P2W, but still, you can score with anyone if you play good. (You can buy packs with real money.
User avatar #30780 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
aaaah so that's what I saw my friend posting on facebook

would FIFA 14 be a good choice then? I watched a couple videos on youtube and the graphics look terrible but I'm going to a friend's house sometime this week to try it out
User avatar #30781 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah like I said, you can't have a perfect FIFA game, or they're just making them gradually better on purpose so that people don't stick to one FIFA. Also yeah, newest one is best choice because it gets updated.
User avatar #30785 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
wait, fifa 15 is coming out in september, should i still buy 14 at 60$?
User avatar #30787 - christmouth (07/12/2014) [-]
I would wait if I were you.
User avatar #30788 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
it's fine my friend is selling it to me for 30$ on monday
User avatar #30786 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how far they keep updating after a new comes out...Sorry.
#30753 - **** off I lost my reaction folder don't make me … 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30751 - You NEED to start playing CS:GO.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30752 - lawuser (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
User avatar #30753 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
Fuck off I lost my reaction folder don't make me feel sadder than I am...
#30750 - This one, he even got a medal for being that bad. 4 goal situa… 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30748 - Are you saying this ref was favoring Brazil? 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30746 - I'm not saying it should, I'm just saying it clearly was a fac…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30749 - lawuser (07/12/2014) [-]
Like I said, if they can't get over the referee fucking up, then they probably should not win anyway. I can't deny that his actions affect Brazil's performance, but if they were any good they would be more efficient. That the referee's mistakes in this match were as vital to the result as they were makes it another question, but they should still have enough morale to score. If not, then it's completely fair that they don't.
I don't believe in the "well the referee just hates us anyway, so fuck it all" mind set, but I'm not a professional player so what the fuck do I know.
User avatar #30751 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
You NEED to start playing CS:GO.
#30752 - lawuser (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
User avatar #30753 - cedrock (07/12/2014) [-]
Fuck off I lost my reaction folder don't make me feel sadder than I am...
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Hey, do you have a spare hearthstone key?
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Nope sorry got mine from a friend just yesterday...
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Oh, ok
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