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#5 - At this point, I can't even remember what his real name is. A… 1 hour ago on SM 2 0
#16 - I had a dream where I went to work. And just... had a normal …  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on Adam Sandler +372
User avatar #156 - mudkipslayer (2 hours ago) [-]
I've had several of those but for school a while back. They were different a bit though, like those movie schools with the nice clock and stuff, but the feeling was the same as normal school. Terrible thing to experience.
User avatar #120 - doctadoc (4 hours ago) [-]
Thus happened to me last week. I was so mad when I woke up because I thought it was my day off
User avatar #81 - mattyjay (6 hours ago) [-]
Isn't that what happens anyway?
#34 - shaddyz (12 hours ago) [-]
Hey at least lived your dreams
#59 - EdwardNigma (8 hours ago) [-]
#6 - Those are some pretty /k/9's. 05/04/2015 on The /k/st dogs you will... 0
#14 - You had me at "Mako." 05/03/2015 on Mass Effect comp. 0
#10 - ...OH, now I see what you're saying. I dunno. I think a dece…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on How to get a job +1
User avatar #11 - zomaru (05/03/2015) [-]
I guess, but I guess it's one persons word against another at this point. So if the case was throw out then I guess the original plan would have been a success.
#20 - endospore (05/03/2015) [-]
The boss has no bruises, no scratches, no signs of struggle, and isn't wet. The most incompetent detective in the world would be able to tell that the boss didn't lay a hand on the guy.

But assuming the applicant used fake information, he'd probably be fine as long as he got out before the cops showed up. With so little (if any) property damage, no crime was committed, so the only action would be civil for driving off all the other applicants. But the lawsuit would likely cost more than it's worth. Worst case scenario, they'd just re-list the job. In this economy, it wouldn't even take a week to fill that hallway up again if they wanted to.
#8 - He wasn't trying to pull a Fight Club, he was trying to scare …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on How to get a job +50
User avatar #9 - zomaru (05/03/2015) [-]
I'm just saying the manager couldn't press charges because no one would believe him.
User avatar #10 - cdm (05/03/2015) [-]
...OH, now I see what you're saying. I dunno. I think a decent prosecutor could get him for destruction of property, maybe even assault. Neither story - the manager attacking or the applicant going crazy - makes much sense, so they'd have to look for evidence, and the manager wouldn't have any signs of being in a fight.
User avatar #11 - zomaru (05/03/2015) [-]
I guess, but I guess it's one persons word against another at this point. So if the case was throw out then I guess the original plan would have been a success.
#20 - endospore (05/03/2015) [-]
The boss has no bruises, no scratches, no signs of struggle, and isn't wet. The most incompetent detective in the world would be able to tell that the boss didn't lay a hand on the guy.

But assuming the applicant used fake information, he'd probably be fine as long as he got out before the cops showed up. With so little (if any) property damage, no crime was committed, so the only action would be civil for driving off all the other applicants. But the lawsuit would likely cost more than it's worth. Worst case scenario, they'd just re-list the job. In this economy, it wouldn't even take a week to fill that hallway up again if they wanted to.
#6 - He forgot this one, too. 05/02/2015 on Married with Children Comp +5
#40 - Wow. You don't even need to say " **** Konami,&quo… 05/02/2015 on (untitled) +1
#6 - Isn't she DLC? I think this picture's... really old. 05/02/2015 on Bugs 0
#12 - Hang on, I've been hearing rumors about it being cancelled for…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#25 - atomicjojo (05/02/2015) [-]
Yes, they officially did it soon after Kojima left Konami. I cant remember if Kojima left, or if Konami fired him... all i know is... fuck Konami.
User avatar #40 - cdm (05/02/2015) [-]
Wow. You don't even need to say "fuck Konami," they dun did it themselves.

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User avatar #4 - shunkahawolf (04/26/2012) [-]
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#1 - hackmon (04/23/2011) [-]
lol three comments and one upload, and it was a front page one...talk about
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