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catzor

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Date Signed Up:10/25/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
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Total Comments Made:193
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#37 - Wow... He dun goofed. BUt still. You're a ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on So I just got this message 0
#38 - carleesi (03/27/2015) [-]
I never said I didn't want to be a douche bag.
#153 - there are 3 weapons that can kill on a single headshot (+ the … 03/25/2015 on First Person Shooter Rule 0
#151 - Comment deleted 03/25/2015 on First Person Shooter Rule 0
#142 - one hit, one kill in the back. And if you for some reason …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on First Person Shooter Rule 0
User avatar #143 - picamix (03/25/2015) [-]
yeah 1 hit in the head with a bullet and they die, plus you cant run up to someone with knife and kill them like on COD and other such games, as you will die from 2 or 3 shots. and yeah in real life if you get stabbed in the back with a knife you will probably die without medical attention. whereas 1 throwing knife to the foot in COD kills instantly.
also the knifing someone after being shot proves only that knifes do damage, not that they are better than every other weapon in game
#153 - catzor (03/25/2015) [-]
there are 3 weapons that can kill on a single headshot (+ the awp).

Ak47, ssg553 and the deagle
Tec-9 kill with a single headshot if you are close enough.
I believe the same goes for five-seven if you are close enough.

Other than with a headshot, most weapons (including the ak and m4) needs atleast 3 shots to the body.

If the knife is used at the right places, it can be amazing.

I've personally aced the whole team in competitive with knife (full buy), but that was more luck than skill.

Deleted the other comment beacuse i made a mistake, and I didnt find any fucking edit button
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#139 - Already done that, but there are no asians that live nearby  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on All the homo 0
User avatar #228 - thetoxicketchup (03/04/2015) [-]
Try hitting it and screaming.
User avatar #244 - thisisuser (03/05/2015) [-]
That usually works for me, good advice
#59 - Imma need your help guys, so this comment is totally unrelated… 03/04/2015 on Admin inspects FJ users -1
#148 - Imma need your help guys, so this comment is totally unrelated… 03/04/2015 on (untitled) 0
#137 - Imma need your help guys, so this comment is totally unrelated…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2015 on All the homo +2
User avatar #246 - advice (03/05/2015) [-]
use a blow-dryer on a low setting on it to try and get rid of the water inside it.
look up youtube videos on how to open it up, and do so carefully and blow-dry it on low.
take it to a tech store and have them do it.
#138 - mathmanchris (03/04/2015) [-]
#139 - catzor (03/04/2015) [-]
Already done that, but there are no asians that live nearby
User avatar #228 - thetoxicketchup (03/04/2015) [-]
Try hitting it and screaming.
User avatar #244 - thisisuser (03/05/2015) [-]
That usually works for me, good advice
#35 - TITANIC SPERM BLASTER FALL TO YOUR KNEES, WOMEN! 02/26/2015 on TOP SCROTUM BLASTER 0
#8 - wow, what a "great" friend you were, considering he …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on thank you -16
#13 - Ken M (02/27/2015) [-]
Calm down, edgelord666
#9 - kcormahs (02/26/2015) [-]
thanks man
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#78 - zombienurse (07/28/2014) [-]
ghhhhhhhhhhhh
ghhhhhhhhhhhh
#79 to #78 - catzor (07/28/2014) [-]
you came again?
#84 to #79 - zombienurse (07/30/2014) [-]
poke
poke
#85 to #84 - catzor (07/30/2014) [-]
Oo
#87 to #86 - catzor (07/30/2014) [-]
Hi... oO
#88 to #87 - zombienurse (07/30/2014) [-]
was wrong?
was wrong?
#89 to #88 - catzor (07/30/2014) [-]
Uhm... nothing Oo

"stretches arms forwards"
#91 to #90 - catzor (08/01/2014) [-]
mmm
#80 to #79 - zombienurse (07/28/2014) [-]
wat no
wat no
#81 to #80 - catzor (07/28/2014) [-]
what was the ghhhhhhhhhhh thingy then?
#83 to #81 - zombienurse (07/28/2014) [-]
helpme be not bored bubblebutt
helpme be not bored bubblebutt
#71 to #70 - catzor (07/19/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #77 to #71 - zombienurse (07/24/2014) [-]
hai fagget

making steak, medium rare, with onion, chili, garlic, bathed and braised in butter with over baked fries and home made sauce

and you're not getting to taaaste ~
#73 to #72 - catzor (07/19/2014) [-]
playing wow atm. Tiiired
#75 to #73 - zombienurse (07/19/2014) [-]
stop being tired

imma punch you until you wake up
#74 to #73 - zombienurse (07/19/2014) [-]
wow nerd

why tired
#76 to #74 - catzor (07/19/2014) [-]
Cause I didnt sleep to much
#69 - zombienurse (07/17/2014) [-]
wassup
wassup
User avatar #68 - zombienurse (07/15/2014) [-]
a<sgajysdghæ
#67 - zombienurse (07/15/2014) [-]
bitch
bitch
#66 - zombienurse (07/11/2014) [-]
i am boreed
#63 - zombienurse (07/11/2014) [-]
sup
sup
#64 to #63 - catzor (07/11/2014) [-]
Watching full metal alchemist and sweating. its hell here
User avatar #65 to #64 - zombienurse (07/11/2014) [-]
haha, i'm cool as ****
#60 - zombienurse (07/02/2014) [-]
i bought a collar
#61 to #60 - catzor (07/02/2014) [-]
Put it on and snap me.

I'm off to bed now. just finished watching the FB film (goldfish memory much) on TV
Might text a little ^^
User avatar #62 to #61 - zombienurse (07/02/2014) [-]
uh, okay, you're a tired man
#55 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
are you sleepimg
#56 to #55 - catzor (06/28/2014) [-]
just came home.

off to bed now
#57 to #56 - zombienurse (06/28/2014) [-]
oh, goodnight. dream sweetly of someone special
oh, goodnight. dream sweetly of someone special
#58 to #57 - catzor (06/28/2014) [-]
you too
#59 to #58 - zombienurse (06/28/2014) [-]
always do
always do
#29 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
*boop*
*boop*
#30 to #29 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #54 to #30 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
you start on the top again, sweetie
#31 to #30 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME FAGGET
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME FAGGET
#33 to #31 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
Bitch, make me a sandwich
#34 to #33 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
you're gonna pay for that
you're gonna pay for that
#35 to #34 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
Bitch, you dont even deserve the priviliege of reciving payment
#36 to #35 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
you've signed your death warrant now, sweetie.
you've signed your death warrant now, sweetie.

#37 to #36 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
Well, as long as I dont enter the kitchen, you cant get me.
Give up.
#38 to #37 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
well, you're the main ingredient now, bitch
#39 to #38 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
If you learn to behave, I might let you taste me. Dont get any ideas.
#41 to #40 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
if you irritate me, I might punish you. I'll make you scream "omg" until you dont have any voice left.

Behave.
#42 to #41 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
whaaaat    
   
neverr
whaaaat

neverr
#43 to #42 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
i dont really need you to behave actually. I will just shorten your leash until you cant do anything.

Lets see how long it takes you to start begging me to please me.
#44 to #43 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
why are you sayin thaaat
why are you sayin thaaat
#45 to #44 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
To show you your place.
If you dont behave, I'll just train you as a dog.
#46 to #45 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
nuh only laito can do that
#47 to #46 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
Will enjoy watching you scream for laito when you're leashed. Lets see what he can do to save you.

And I dont ask a dog for permission to train it. I just do.

#49 to #47 - laito (06/27/2014) [-]
train her good ~
#50 to #49 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
She is a dog. I expect my dog to behave. Ofcourse I'll train her good
#52 to #50 - laito (06/27/2014) [-]
Yours? ~
#48 to #47 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
i'll bite you
#51 to #48 - catzor (06/27/2014) [-]
I'll gag you.


Behave.
#53 to #51 - zombienurse (06/27/2014) [-]
H-how
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/08/2014) [-]
first
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