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catzombie *Banned*   

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Date Signed Up:6/05/2012
Last Login:4/20/2014
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Ban reason:proxy thumbing, stealing content, etc. go away don't come back
Banned By:admin
Content Thumbs: 7880 total,  9442 ,  1562
Comment Thumbs: 4671 total,  22128 ,  17457
Content Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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#108 - Comment deleted 04/20/2013 on Buying games vs Buying... 0
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#79 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on what i go thru everyday. +1
User avatar #88 - carmasterzaib (04/18/2013) [-]
"extremely rare" ....only 10% of the brown girls i know actually wear the hijab, except when they go to pray.
User avatar #84 - AreyouSerious (04/18/2013) [-]
It isn't extremely rare, it know quite a few brown girls that don't wear hijabs and some of them are drop dead gorgeous.
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#28 - Comment deleted 04/13/2013 on Ever wondered... 0
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User avatar #50 - errdayimfjing (04/12/2013) [-]
Exactly! so why would their even be a video of a 14/15 year old girl eating banana like that in the first place? This means there's probably an original video and therefore sauce.
#70 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2013 on ohgodwhy.jpg -3
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#69711 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on Social Board -1
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User avatar #69709 - leprosynachos (02/20/2013) [-]
You'd have to pump her full of alcohol first you fucking sicko.
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#69336 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on Social Board -1
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#69064 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Well, I was under the impression that you wanted an opinion on whether she seemed her age or not. I offered my opinion along with proper warnings of what most people do on the internet regarding such occurances.

But if you truly need validation from strangers, then YES. YES she is hot. Happy?
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#69061 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #69062 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
......If this is an old comment. Then WHY repost it if it has already been discussed?
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#69064 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Well, I was under the impression that you wanted an opinion on whether she seemed her age or not. I offered my opinion along with proper warnings of what most people do on the internet regarding such occurances.

But if you truly need validation from strangers, then YES. YES she is hot. Happy?
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#69059 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #69060 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Ohgod....

Ask for her year of birth. If it takes her awhile to respond, then she had to do the math to the age she said. She doesn't seem like a 12 year old. But idk broseph. Id say shes older but I could be wrong. You must choose wisely.
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User avatar #69062 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
......If this is an old comment. Then WHY repost it if it has already been discussed?
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#69064 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Well, I was under the impression that you wanted an opinion on whether she seemed her age or not. I offered my opinion along with proper warnings of what most people do on the internet regarding such occurances.

But if you truly need validation from strangers, then YES. YES she is hot. Happy?
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#69057 - Comment deleted  [+] (32 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #69706 - leprosynachos (02/20/2013) [-]
Fucking psycho.........
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User avatar #69709 - leprosynachos (02/20/2013) [-]
You'd have to pump her full of alcohol first you fucking sicko.
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#69713 - leprosynachos (02/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #69097 - sheepysquirrel (02/16/2013) [-]
It's common, she was probably telling the truth judging by her face shape but I'm a HOOORRRRIIIBBBLLLLEEEEEE judge of age. Like thinking a 13 year old is 30 and vice versa.

My sister had C's at 12 and she was skinny so it's possible on that end.
As for the finding her attractive thing, being utterly disgusted by her age after thinking she is attractive is bullshit, anyone who tells you they would have been all "NOPE" is lying.
Now trying to GET WITH HER, is a different story. If you find someone young attractive especially with your difference wait till she's old enough and then take it somewhere.

It is natural for men to find young women attractive, she is obviously at the age that she can possess the ability to reproduce so it is in human nature to find the younger females with that ability attractive as they are seen to be able to bare more children.


But keep it in your pants, that shit is weird in this society and you don't need some lovin from Bubba Jim.
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User avatar #69102 - sheepysquirrel (02/16/2013) [-]
My other sister ran outside one day with her bra and shouted "HER BRA SIZE IS 26-C!!" for whatever reason.
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#69710 - leprosynachos (02/20/2013) [-]
This guy is psycho...
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User avatar #69103 - sheepysquirrel (02/16/2013) [-]
36*
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User avatar #69077 - TheseChocodiles (02/16/2013) [-]
I've seen this before.
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User avatar #69071 - friedpotato (02/16/2013) [-]
I think I know a guy who has that kind of gif.
User avatar #69058 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
You never know these days.

To me, off the bat, all women on the internet are either:
1. Dudes
2. Dudes with loads of female .gifs
3. Goddamned mother fucking Chris Hansen
4. Too young for me
5. Actual girls who decide to take their dfat or ex-bf frustrations out on me.
6. .132% of the time actual females.

Id say you were being trolled. I know a certain person who seriously has videos of females and males that he uses to trick other people into doing bad things over omegle with. He says he does it because it's funny, I think he just gets off on it.....

And the fact that anonmos and Loveyameanish are actually females on the board blows my theories out of the water. So I don't know what to think about anything anymore........
#69080 - loveyameanish (02/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #69149 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Muh Nugguh
User avatar #69075 - anonmos (02/16/2013) [-]
There are more girls here than you'd think.
User avatar #69148 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh god.....
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User avatar #69060 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Ohgod....

Ask for her year of birth. If it takes her awhile to respond, then she had to do the math to the age she said. She doesn't seem like a 12 year old. But idk broseph. Id say shes older but I could be wrong. You must choose wisely.
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User avatar #69062 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
......If this is an old comment. Then WHY repost it if it has already been discussed?
#69063 - catzombie has deleted their comment.
#69064 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-]
Well, I was under the impression that you wanted an opinion on whether she seemed her age or not. I offered my opinion along with proper warnings of what most people do on the internet regarding such occurances.

But if you truly need validation from strangers, then YES. YES she is hot. Happy?
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#239 - ishotthedeputy (02/14/2013) [-]
Sweet
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User avatar #1544 - yoh **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
Can I have my Uranium Badge back?
#1532 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Ew
Sad lowlife **** , enjoy your autistic time off this site
And by enjoy I mean get ******* beaten, kicked and shot
#1533 to #1532 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
*sigh*
I thought you knew I had multiple accounts on this website which I can easily switch over too when banned.
User avatar #1530 - SwiftNinja (06/28/2013) [-]
die
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#1527 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
You're a ******* retard, lol.
#1525 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
ew
User avatar #1523 - drainbramage (06/17/2013) [-]
You sir, are the worst kind of **** .



I love it.
User avatar #1517 - rototheta (06/14/2013) [-]
hey, can i buy your dupe dear leader, knight and death knight statues?
and jimmy rustlers?
#1515 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
ew
#1497 - godkingkoot (05/29/2013) [-]
enjoy
enjoy
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User avatar #1534 to #1491 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
Just gonna defend catzombie for a sec here.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4684814/My+Steam+summer+sale+thought+process/

This guy has adfly links in his description yet nobody's yelling? Nobody's trying to get him banned and **** .
#1489 - drewsky (05/16/2013) [-]
Do you even realize how disrespectful it is to try and make money off of someone else's work when they didn't give you permission? It's multitudes worse than just claiming something from another site is OC from you.
User avatar #1535 to #1489 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
Just gonna defend catzombie for a sec here.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4684814/My+Steam+summer+sale+thought+process/

This guy has adfly links in his description yet nobody's yelling? Nobody's trying to get him banned and **** .
User avatar #1537 to #1535 - drewsky (07/16/2013) [-]
You realize that I posted this like 2 months ago, right? It's not defending him, it's lumping him in with the other faglords.
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
Tell me why this OP isn't getting any **** , when catzombie got thrown in the blender for doing what he did.
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - drewsky (07/16/2013) [-]
No one has made a content about it so people don't really pay attention.
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
Okay, so there isn't as many people who paid attention. But i'm letting you know. Tell me why you didn't comment the same thing here on his profile? Why does everyone have this "hate" for cat?
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - drewsky (07/17/2013) [-]
Because this other guy is new and I now have a full time job. I'm not on FJ anywhere near as much as I was 2 months ago.
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - Leopard (07/17/2013) [-]
So at the time of the comment you made, you didn't have a job yourself...
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - drewsky (07/18/2013) [-]
Correct. Now after 2 months at OfficeMax, I'm about to be a supervisor.
User avatar #1488 - thenightshade (05/16/2013) [-]
Don't mind the hate bro. I enjoyed the link on your content. Funnyjunk is just being rowdy
#1487 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Jump off bridge.
#1486 - asleep (05/16/2013) [-]
Stop being such a jew. ****** .
User avatar #1536 to #1486 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
Just gonna defend catzombie for a sec here.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4684814/My+Steam+summer+sale+thought+process/

This guy has adfly links in his description yet nobody's yelling? Nobody's trying to get him banned and **** .
User avatar #1476 - RevengeNL (05/15/2013) [-]
******* autistic ********** retard
User avatar #1472 - demigodofmadness (05/13/2013) [-]
y u decline bby?
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