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Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
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Location:St Louis Missouri area USA
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#2168 - Picture 12 hours ago on Are you depressed? 0
#2143 - I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wic…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
... What
#2132 - I've got 900 chapter to read tonight, and a discussion. Plus I…  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2139 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
Jesus man, really? ... get some sleep, then you should probably start on it...
User avatar #2143 - catburglarpenis (12 hours ago) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wicker shields being torn to shreds by our spears. They've relegated me to squire but... oh, my master needs another spare spear. It seems he's got a triple kill and he just can't shake the dead from his new shish kebob.
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
... What
#2122 - Sleep with what? I dunno, my admin waifu? I'm taking …  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2127 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea what my logic was there, don't mind me, I'm running off little sleep myself

Go bed pls
User avatar #2132 - catburglarpenis (12 hours ago) [-]
I've got 900 chapter to read tonight, and a discussion. Plus I need to write 86 papers and a thesis, as well as do a quick international study in person of the Battle of Thermopylae... in person. Not sure how I'm gonna do that one.

In short... NEVER!
User avatar #2139 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
Jesus man, really? ... get some sleep, then you should probably start on it...
User avatar #2143 - catburglarpenis (12 hours ago) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wicker shields being torn to shreds by our spears. They've relegated me to squire but... oh, my master needs another spare spear. It seems he's got a triple kill and he just can't shake the dead from his new shish kebob.
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
... What
#2029 - Nah, just need sleep.  [+] (8 new replies) 12 hours ago on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2051 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
With what? I'll try and help.
User avatar #2122 - catburglarpenis (12 hours ago) [-]
Sleep with what? I dunno, my admin waifu?

I'm taking 15 credit hours and ROTC and I need to make a 4.0 GPA this semester to get Active Duty for the Army. So yeah, I don't get much sleep. Like, at all.
User avatar #2127 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea what my logic was there, don't mind me, I'm running off little sleep myself

Go bed pls
User avatar #2132 - catburglarpenis (12 hours ago) [-]
I've got 900 chapter to read tonight, and a discussion. Plus I need to write 86 papers and a thesis, as well as do a quick international study in person of the Battle of Thermopylae... in person. Not sure how I'm gonna do that one.

In short... NEVER!
User avatar #2139 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
Jesus man, really? ... get some sleep, then you should probably start on it...
User avatar #2143 - catburglarpenis (12 hours ago) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wicker shields being torn to shreds by our spears. They've relegated me to squire but... oh, my master needs another spare spear. It seems he's got a triple kill and he just can't shake the dead from his new shish kebob.
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (12 hours ago) [-]
... What
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#1 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity.
I just took your profile comment virginity.
#2 to #1 - catburglarpenis (09/28/2013) [-]
Now I feel all dirty mmmmmm...
#3 to #2 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
This bra intrigues me.
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