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Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
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#219 - Swell with the only people on Earth remaining that speak Shake… 09/18/2014 on USA fact comp 0
#215 - Cut out the middle man. Consume Kenyans. 09/18/2014 on USA fact comp 0
#111 - Picture 09/18/2014 on The Mediocre: Episode 1 -... +9
#130 - A lot like Roshambo is. Sure do you pick Rock, Paper, or Sciss… 09/18/2014 on setting bunnies on fire 0
#128 - I came here to win, not to learn. I'll take out any storyline …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on setting bunnies on fire 0
User avatar #129 - zarcos (09/18/2014) [-]
Except it's not based on luck, it's based on strategy.
User avatar #130 - catburglarpenis (09/18/2014) [-]
A lot like Roshambo is. Sure do you pick Rock, Paper, or Scissors? Does it even matter? What really matters is what your opponent does- ergo, luck.

Brought all water types into a firefight? Lucky you. Bring all fire types into a water fight? Sure are unlucky. Choosing which of your moves to throw out there is horseshit and doesn't do anything- really, as long as you're not trying to use splash attack in a fight without water, the higher level opponent wins.

Quick caveat: I only played the first games, which were total shit in retrospect IMHO. By now, the series could have evolved to the point where it requires a Master's degree to play, and I wouldn't know. All I know is, my top percentage Rattata could kill everyone in-game, and blind level-set (set to level 50, don't know which Pokemon your opponent would pull) either made you unlucky, lucky, or 2 assholes duking it out with Mew or Mewtwo hoping to get more crits and less misses than the other guy (luck again). Lame.
#125 - That's the thing- everyone spent more time leveling everything…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on setting bunnies on fire 0
User avatar #127 - zarcos (09/17/2014) [-]
Well they don't really need to level, just breed perfect IVs and EV train, multi-player fights set all pokemon lvl 50 anyways.
User avatar #128 - catburglarpenis (09/17/2014) [-]
I came here to win, not to learn. I'll take out any storyline Pokemon trainer with a lvl 99 fucking Diglett for all I care. P2P battles are boring anyhow, it's just turn based luck, and it's lame as shit. I fucking hate things that don't rely on skill, but are still regarded as "competition".
User avatar #129 - zarcos (09/18/2014) [-]
Except it's not based on luck, it's based on strategy.
User avatar #130 - catburglarpenis (09/18/2014) [-]
A lot like Roshambo is. Sure do you pick Rock, Paper, or Scissors? Does it even matter? What really matters is what your opponent does- ergo, luck.

Brought all water types into a firefight? Lucky you. Bring all fire types into a water fight? Sure are unlucky. Choosing which of your moves to throw out there is horseshit and doesn't do anything- really, as long as you're not trying to use splash attack in a fight without water, the higher level opponent wins.

Quick caveat: I only played the first games, which were total shit in retrospect IMHO. By now, the series could have evolved to the point where it requires a Master's degree to play, and I wouldn't know. All I know is, my top percentage Rattata could kill everyone in-game, and blind level-set (set to level 50, don't know which Pokemon your opponent would pull) either made you unlucky, lucky, or 2 assholes duking it out with Mew or Mewtwo hoping to get more crits and less misses than the other guy (luck again). Lame.
#90 - Nobody could beat my level 99 Metapod. It's really not about t…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2014 on setting bunnies on fire +4
User avatar #105 - zarcos (09/16/2014) [-]
Um....that's just because you leveled it....I'm sure a lvl 99 of nearly anything else could beat it
User avatar #125 - catburglarpenis (09/17/2014) [-]
That's the thing- everyone spent more time leveling everything trying to get the perfect deck of Pokemon for all occasions, and the only thing they needed to do was just level one super powerful Pokemon. Easy peasy, much less time. I leveled that shit while playing other video games, that's how good I was.
User avatar #127 - zarcos (09/17/2014) [-]
Well they don't really need to level, just breed perfect IVs and EV train, multi-player fights set all pokemon lvl 50 anyways.
User avatar #128 - catburglarpenis (09/17/2014) [-]
I came here to win, not to learn. I'll take out any storyline Pokemon trainer with a lvl 99 fucking Diglett for all I care. P2P battles are boring anyhow, it's just turn based luck, and it's lame as shit. I fucking hate things that don't rely on skill, but are still regarded as "competition".
User avatar #129 - zarcos (09/18/2014) [-]
Except it's not based on luck, it's based on strategy.
User avatar #130 - catburglarpenis (09/18/2014) [-]
A lot like Roshambo is. Sure do you pick Rock, Paper, or Scissors? Does it even matter? What really matters is what your opponent does- ergo, luck.

Brought all water types into a firefight? Lucky you. Bring all fire types into a water fight? Sure are unlucky. Choosing which of your moves to throw out there is horseshit and doesn't do anything- really, as long as you're not trying to use splash attack in a fight without water, the higher level opponent wins.

Quick caveat: I only played the first games, which were total shit in retrospect IMHO. By now, the series could have evolved to the point where it requires a Master's degree to play, and I wouldn't know. All I know is, my top percentage Rattata could kill everyone in-game, and blind level-set (set to level 50, don't know which Pokemon your opponent would pull) either made you unlucky, lucky, or 2 assholes duking it out with Mew or Mewtwo hoping to get more crits and less misses than the other guy (luck again). Lame.
User avatar #99 - cormy (09/16/2014) [-]
It's funny because RPG has nothing to do with the stat system.
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#1 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity.
I just took your profile comment virginity.
#2 to #1 - catburglarpenis (09/28/2013) [-]
Now I feel all dirty mmmmmm...
#3 to #2 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
This bra intrigues me.
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