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Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
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#61 - It's called modernity. There's nothing wrong with wearing trad…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on At The United Nations 0
#86 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
im guessing those two guys have already been hired.
User avatar #62 - commontroll (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, that'd be pretty awesome if you did.
#44 - ******* **** . Nothing pisse…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit +22
User avatar #301 - awesomanium (01/11/2014) [-]
Normally I would agree with this.
Except America lost millions of dollars because they failed to convert between the metric system (which all the foreign scientists were using) and the imperial system (which only they were using) when they were building a Mars rover.
#294 - shenanidingus (01/11/2014) [-]
Teach me, pls.

I just wanted some kind of excuse to use this gif... Still don't think it's a good one though.
User avatar #356 - revengeforfreeze (01/12/2014) [-]
is this from weebl?
#362 - shenanidingus (01/12/2014) [-]
butthug.com/post/49131388687/bread

Nope as far as I know. This is the guy I believe my friend got it from.
#364 - shenanidingus (01/12/2014) [-]
I've seen it and Weebl's other stuff, I don't believe it's him who did it though. Could be someone with the same drawing style.
User avatar #365 - revengeforfreeze (01/12/2014) [-]
It's almost identical
User avatar #366 - shenanidingus (01/12/2014) [-]
Well, there's only so many drawing styles. It could be his Tumblr, but then again, I don't know. I don't even know if he has one.
#68 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
don´t wanna be that guy but your point doesn´t make sense like #38 said, the metric system uses 10^x for everything and most of the time the name says how to convert.

1 meter is 100 centimeter ( centi from latin "centum" means hundred)
#79 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
1kilogramm is 1000 gramm ( kilo derives from the greek word for thousand)
bla bla bla
almost every little thing makes sense. that´s why it is called a system.
imperial system every factor is different ( i´m not butthurt. more confused about it)
#39 - I'm a career woman, and I would only ever consider having kids…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on feminist bashing +3
User avatar #49 - joeyliquid (01/11/2014) [-]
Yah. I'm pretty much agreeing with you, I think the world needs a lot more career women and equality.
Plus I'm the type of guy that would probably become a househusband in the future, so it works out more for me.
Only thing that usually bothers me is when a women asks for equal pay in a physical labour job, your body is your salary and usually a women won't be able to compete with a man in purely physical labour. Apart from that I'm 100% happy with everything else, as I rejoice in having more career women.
#20 - That must be the longest orgasm ever... 01/11/2014 on Advice from Bill Watterson +1
#18 - My purpose, right now, is to finish college. Next December, I … 01/11/2014 on Advice from Bill Watterson +4
#22 - Thank you, good sir. This will keep me busy until school starts.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Potter 0
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem. I've been waiting a while for season 3 so be warned.
#19 - That exists? The last movie I saw him in was 2012, where he br…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Potter 0
User avatar #21 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
you can watch it on youtube as well
User avatar #20 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - casval (01/11/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir. This will keep me busy until school starts.
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem. I've been waiting a while for season 3 so be warned.
#120 - Howdy. Always good to see another FJ member on here from the R… 01/11/2014 on *tips fedora* +1
#117 - Oh god this gif scared the **** out of me. I irra…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on *tips fedora* 0
#122 - samoaspider (01/11/2014) [-]
#113 - The only battle this guy is going to be fighting is for the la…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on *tips fedora* +8
#142 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
>implying he has someone with whom to fight over it.
#26 - He lived in Alaska, but he was killed in Russia. Not sure what…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on say cheese tho 0
User avatar #103 - BlaiseGrimm (01/11/2014) [-]
enough rounds to the face should deter a bear...
#56 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
The gun might help cause you sure as hell wont out-run a bear, no matter how fast you say you can run. The GSD will either run, or be killed. A pack of wolves can take on a bear but a single dog don't stand any chance at all.
#15 - I predict that Radcliffe is going to get typecasted harder tha…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Potter 0
User avatar #18 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
Have you seen Brent Spiner's own series?
User avatar #19 - casval (01/11/2014) [-]
That exists? The last movie I saw him in was 2012, where he briefly played a scientist that looked/sounded too much like Data. Except the scientist died, and Data is immortal.

If you say Star Trek Nemesis I will punch you in the clavicle.
User avatar #21 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
you can watch it on youtube as well
User avatar #20 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - casval (01/11/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir. This will keep me busy until school starts.
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem. I've been waiting a while for season 3 so be warned.
#179 - I found it hilarious that OP mentioned the Germans think air c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Germany vs America 0
User avatar #192 - hlcptr (01/10/2014) [-]
as I mentioned in some other comments, its more about all Americans in Germany having air conditioning, while none of the Germans do. Its like a normal item for them, get a house, couch, tv, fridge, bed and aircon.
#119 - I love these. Please don't ever stop making them. One of the f… 01/10/2014 on Remember inglip? 0
#990 - 24 Female United States White European-American … 01/10/2014 on FJ poll 0
#50 - To me the shock factor isn't that they're old. In fact, some o… 01/09/2014 on 27 famous people then-now 0
#208 - Texan here. You have to drive 21 hours just to get from centra…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on We just walk down the street +1
User avatar #215 - richardastley (01/08/2014) [-]
Right. Now look at a map and imagine driving from the most southern part of Ontario to the most northern point.
User avatar #214 - whyamialion (01/08/2014) [-]
Must be so weird living in America, i live in England, sort of around the middle, and it to get to the southernmost point that's like furthest away from me it only takes about 3 hours.
User avatar #220 - thebestpieever (01/08/2014) [-]
Each country in Europe is basically the size of an American state.
#213 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay I know its not exact and there's traffic and shit, but how slow do you drive?!
User avatar #212 - sanguinesolitude (01/08/2014) [-]
bullshit. how the fuck slow are you driving? Texas tip to just the tip is like 12 hours
#435 - Sure thing. How do these look?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on But then again.... big boobs +3
#441 - chaostian (01/07/2014) [-]
Pic relevant.... Pro Paint skills. Why did you make me cry?
#424 - As a busty girl, I can confirm that I have done/fell victim to…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on But then again.... big boobs -1
#464 - spleed (01/07/2014) [-]
Can I call you flaming tits, then?
User avatar #433 - gorilladinn (01/07/2014) [-]
You know the drill
tits or gtfo
#435 - casval (01/07/2014) [-]
Sure thing. How do these look?
#441 - chaostian (01/07/2014) [-]
Pic relevant.... Pro Paint skills. Why did you make me cry?
#199 - Is it really more though after taxes and inflated cost of livi… 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
#197 - Thanks Britbro, but it's cool. With my mostly untouched salary… 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
#187 - Sorry, Britain, I can't hear you over all the taxes I'm not ch…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
User avatar #196 - spacehawk (01/05/2014) [-]
But then you're paid less, so in the end you still lose.
User avatar #199 - casval (01/05/2014) [-]
Is it really more though after taxes and inflated cost of living prices?
User avatar #192 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
Well that's alright, I'll get you a hearing aid or you can get your ears checked, for free, on the NHS.

Or you could spend $10,000 to have someone tell you that your country is backward.
User avatar #197 - casval (01/05/2014) [-]
Thanks Britbro, but it's cool. With my mostly untouched salary and no income tax, and my company-provided health insurance, I can afford my own co-payments for my shitty ears to be seen at the best hospitals in the world, thank you very much.

It beats getting taxed out the ass for services anyone under 40 (almost) never uses.
#181 - European problems. 'murica **** yeah  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Pickpocket Level: Gypsy -2
User avatar #231 - toosexyforyou (12/31/2013) [-]
There are gypsies in America as well...
User avatar #191 - nopenopejustnope (12/31/2013) [-]
Then you obviously dont know how fucking irritating to go in one class with a bunch of gypsies. My greatest 8 year of my life, if I had'nt have some great normal white friends I would ended up a Nazi for sure
#101 - Dude, shut the **** up. Stop trying to sound acad…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on Best. Painting. Ever. 0
User avatar #105 - zantheo (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry, I should have written: "guys wtf this shit is stupid amirite ain't even his middle finger yolo brocode bazinga wasabi honolulu". Attempting on proper English is just for euphoric fedora wearers anyway, right? (read: sarcasm)

And calm down. No need to fly off the handle over how people write. English isn't my first language, so I sorry if my writing offends you.
#5 - I'm afraid I'm going to have to call ******** on …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Selective Equality (see desc) +2
User avatar #6 - nospyonme (12/29/2013) [-]
Couldn't find the one about the mechanics, but it looks like some more passed since then. I really hope feminists are proud. I have nothing against women, I just think 90% of women aren't equipped to be in combat arms, and almost none are equipped to be infantry.

www.stripes.com/news/first-three-female-soldiers-join-fort-hood-artillery-unit-1.256273

www.marinecorpstimes.com/article/20131004/NEWS/310040025/4-more-female-Marines-fall-short-Infantry-Officer-Course


Why can't you google this yourself?
User avatar #16 - commontroll (12/29/2013) [-]
Interestingly enough, looking back on history, while women were treated as lesser than men, they were also treated as more valuable and worth protecting. If five men were murdered, it was a tragedy and a terrible thing, but if four men and a woman were killed, you would have the full wrath of a nation upon your head.

I just find it interesting. Yes, they had no power back in the day, but really, nobody did. They were taken care of and protected at all costs. I don't see why that is a bad thing.
User avatar #18 - nospyonme (12/29/2013) [-]
The problem with gender equality, is that men and women are not equal.
User avatar #19 - commontroll (12/29/2013) [-]
Certainly not in physical attributes. On a biological level, women are simply necessary for raising children for a long time. If she dies before a baby is born or can eat solids, the child will die. Because of this, we men had to become the physically strong ones who would go and take risks and be killed and kill. Simply put, we're more disposable, so we made sure we're harder to dispose of.

I actually tried explaining this to a feminazi before, and she was angry and upset because of me saying we're stronger, even though I was saying we're simply disposable and once we bust a nut or two, we're not needed, and we had to be able to work even harder to provide food for an entire family. We aren't stronger just so we can oppress women.
User avatar #20 - nospyonme (12/29/2013) [-]
That's not really what I was saying. Men and women approach problems differently, they aren't equal, they are different.

For thousands of years women washed cloths and dishes by hand, then when women were allowed to enter the work force and men started staying home, they invented washing machines.
User avatar #22 - commontroll (12/29/2013) [-]
Well, to be fair, that only happened thanks to in general, developing many different advancements in technology and machinery, as well as making running water available in almost every house. And women were still there, working around the house when the washing machine was invented, and almost all men were still in the workforce, as opposed to staying home.
User avatar #23 - nospyonme (12/29/2013) [-]
I read a theory somewhere that the development of home appliances was as a result of women taking men's jobs during WWII and not returning to the home life right away, forcing men to confront household chores.
User avatar #24 - commontroll (12/29/2013) [-]
I would guess it's more that the women became used to machines and realized they weren't these complicated things only men could figure out. While I'm sure a man invented it, it was probably due to the nagging of his wife. At that time a large amount of women went back to the household, not all, but a very large amount.
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#16 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Filthy slut
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needs more dildos.
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Your dildos are going bad, you should grab 'em!
#13 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
It's always sunny when you use positivism.
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Cool picture.
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