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Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#103 - Let's assume, for the sake of argument of course, that I have …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on You can never win 0
User avatar #109 - mcsquishin (12/10/2014) [-]
There's been too many twists and turns to adequately explain everything fully here in just a paragraph or two. The underlying message though is that you have the "pro" side which advocates against unethical business/journalistic practices in the industry, and you have the "anti" side which wants to turn the whole thing into a race/gender/sex fight. Of course, there's A LOT more to it than that.

Both sides, have a degree of merit though I fall into the "pro" category myself.
User avatar #104 - testaburger (12/10/2014) [-]
**testaburger puts on his feminist hat**
Yeah well you've just internalized the oppressive nature of the patriarchy, so while you don't feel oppressed, you're actually more oppressed than other women.
#106 - casval (12/10/2014) [-]
my b plz forgiv i no not wat i do
#19 - Every NPC Clefairy battle ever. 12/10/2014 on Encore 0
#78 - Not to sound contradicting just to be a dick, but I respectful…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Rules of Pixar +2
#145 - cyrusd (11/27/2014) [-]
#248 - Hey, it snowed in Texas pretty good that one day last December…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Snow +2
User avatar #290 - potaetosak (11/19/2014) [-]
I live right on the coast though, any chance of it snowing is even more unlikely there
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#241 - >Lived in Texas my whole life, rarely saw more than 1-2 inc…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Snow +3
User avatar #243 - onkii (11/19/2014) [-]
I'm an adult as well, and I grew up in a very snowy portion of the United States.

I do this anyway.
#129854 - Thanks. I don't think I am (if anything I feel too casual) but… 04/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#129853 - No, I'm actually really ******* clueless about wh… 04/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#129850 - Um, I am dude, chill out. I used to be overweight. I have been…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
User avatar #129852 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Also, this is serious advice here, but you don't want to come across as desperate either. Men pick up on that and they will either 1. Be turned off by it. Or 2. Take advantage of you.
User avatar #129854 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't think I am (if anything I feel too casual) but I'll watch it.
User avatar #129851 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Only you know that answer, not random people on the internet.
User avatar #129853 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm actually really fucking clueless about what guys want (besides the obvious), but thanks anyway.
#129847 - Men of FJ: I need dating advice, and I want a man's p…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#130067 - proteinstain (04/28/2014) [-]
i normally joke around on here to give a sense of lightheartedness to people situation to let them know they should calm down and shouldn't take things so seriously. you want to be in a relationship, but you fear that you've been out of the game too long. cut that shit right now, you shouldn't be asking others opinions on yourself (though if you like post your pic), the only one who's opinion should matter is your own. Do whatever you need to build your confidence, most guys want a girl who can contribute to the relationship. I know i'd rather have a self sustaining, responsible girl rather than one who mooches off me. Relationships should be mutual not parasitic. As for meeting at bars it becomes difficult, because when you walk up to a person you are admitting that you know nothing about them and approach them simply because they are attractive. you might as well just say "Hi my name is shallow", bars arent always the best choice for picking up people. try going out with friends, go to the beach, to a concert, anywhere you know people are going for a good time. make an excuse, throw ball in someone direction, let that be your way in. You dont have to be flirty, just be confident with yourself. p.s. here's your free laugh
User avatar #130013 - fistfireace (04/28/2014) [-]
If it's just a sexual relationship, then you can just compliment someone and go from there. You won't need to discuss anything about your personal life or stuff like that; however, depending on your looks, most will not fuck you, but there can be a few who would. Like, for example, you can be fat but you can meet someone who likes overweight girls. Same thing about being skinny; it depends where you are and the people around. There really isn't much to say about this because if you're just looking for a sexual relationship and nothing serious, everything is out the window besides looks. So, keep on exercising and do what you have to do.

If you're looking for a serious relationship, you can try to meet someone who looks interesting and try to start up a conversation with him. Talk a little about yourself and let him talk about himself for a bit - get to know each other. Then, if you've found common interests with each other, you'll get along more easily and the day/night will pass quickly and you'll get closer to that person. In my experience, going slowly by starting out as friends is a good way to do this; not only you two will know a lot about each other, but you'll be comfortable as well. But that is up for you and him to decide.

Also, excising to lose weight because YOU want to helps out because most men, if not all, like it when females do stuff like this (sorry if the way I worded this is awkward). I think that would help in both cases - sexual relationships, and, especially, serious relationships.

But honestly, you shouldn't think that about yourself; it makes you less attractive and men will definitely not go out with you. Trust me on that.

Anyway, I hope this helps you out, and good luck. If it doesn't help...well, I tried and good luck to you anyway.
#129919 - tomowrath (04/28/2014) [-]
If you meet a guy, compliment him. Works alot.

Sorry, im a guy but I really have no idea what youre doing wrong.
#129859 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol what the fuck are you complaining ubout, unless you're metlaface or a landwhale your life is on easy mode.
User avatar #129858 - makotoitou (04/27/2014) [-]
Just remember that all men ever like sex and food. Use this to your advantage.
User avatar #129855 - awesomerninjathing (04/27/2014) [-]
go to a bar with a girlfriend and wait for dudes to approach
User avatar #129856 - awesomerninjathing (04/27/2014) [-]
you can pm me your pic if you want I guess
User avatar #129933 - teoberry (04/28/2014) [-]
theodore strikes once again
User avatar #129849 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
You don't need to show a picture or anything. What you need to do is get the fuck over it.

You don't like something about yourself? Then change it, don't sit around whining and complaining about it. Some guys on here can give you advice on your looks, but will that actually make you change things? No, only you can do that.
User avatar #129850 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Um, I am dude, chill out. I used to be overweight. I have been exercising consistently for a year and dropped 50 pounds. I'm not where I want to be but I do exercise regularly so I can get there some day.

And that's exactly my problem. The only part I didn't like about myself (my weight) I changed/am still changing, and I don't know where I need to improve. :/ I'm not complaining I just don't know what guys want or expect..
User avatar #129852 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Also, this is serious advice here, but you don't want to come across as desperate either. Men pick up on that and they will either 1. Be turned off by it. Or 2. Take advantage of you.
User avatar #129854 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't think I am (if anything I feel too casual) but I'll watch it.
User avatar #129851 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Only you know that answer, not random people on the internet.
User avatar #129853 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm actually really fucking clueless about what guys want (besides the obvious), but thanks anyway.
#46 - I bet you felt ridiculous making all those screenshots and not…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Have You Tried Turning It Off 0
#48 - furiousmarshmellow (04/27/2014) [-]
You thumbed down his last comment.
#45 - Because I have barely even been on FJ in a year hurr-durr fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Have You Tried Turning It Off 0
#47 - furiousmarshmellow (04/27/2014) [-]
#28 - LOL! GUYS! YOU KNOW THAT APP EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT CALLED GOOGL…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Have You Tried Turning It Off -4
#39 - furiousmarshmellow (04/26/2014) [-]
You're just jelly because you haven't made front page in a year.
User avatar #45 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Because I have barely even been on FJ in a year hurr-durr for brains.
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User avatar #46 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
I bet you felt ridiculous making all those screenshots and not even getting a single thumb for all your effort. :/
#48 - furiousmarshmellow (04/27/2014) [-]
You thumbed down his last comment.
#35 - pedokuma (04/26/2014) [-]
get over it
#29 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
So, it looks like someone took a cold dump in your cereal.
#170 - I'd ask for my money back if I were you, because they obviousl… 04/26/2014 on Expensive Education +3
#51 - Reptiles also carry salmonella. Trust me, I'm a reptile enthusiast. 04/26/2014 on Spring god damnit 0
#2319 - We got some good looking men in FJ this afternoon. ;) Keep tho… 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#84 - More like Russia is too strong for you guys to fight so you ju…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Just Putin it out there +1
User avatar #88 - heartbleed (04/18/2014) [-]
Leave it to the American to want to fight over everything. Also, if the US did indeed nuke Russia they themselves would be under fire from the UN.
User avatar #90 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
First of FUCK YOU!
Second, don't assume what one person says everyone in that country feels the same!
And thirdly, Stop all the elitist bullshit (I cant think of the exact term for when someone is boasting about their country), it just fuels more rage and its unnecessary. Because at the end of the day we all have only one planet to live on so lets not always be at each others throats.
User avatar #97 - heartbleed (04/21/2014) [-]
That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
I never said the entire country felt the same, by 'Americans' I mostly meant the south. The northerners are pretty cool imo.
American's north and south are all elitist as well, everyone is guilty here, everyone likes to puff their chest every once in awhile. Don't even get me started on this European elitist shit, because that's just what it is bull-shit. I'm Canadian btw, not European, so no bias here.
#98 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh you Canadians.....cant really have shit talked about because you guys are just kinda......up there.......watch'n everybody else very quietly..................Its weird, some times kinda forget you're there......
User avatar #100 - heartbleed (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes and we like it that way, so we can plot unoticed. EHGHEM... I mean be nice unoticed...
#101 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
I was going to say something along those lines but I decided not to, so I was right........it'll probably go unnoticed also.
Canadians: We rule the world now!
The World: Are they all high?
lol jk
#85 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Russian oil and gas is what keeps most of Europe running.
If we lose that we could lose our position in the world.
By using diplomatic means we can get a result without losing most of what we have.

Yes, Russia is still a superpower and we don't want a new Cold War.
#121 - I seriously thought OP was talking about cashiers. 04/18/2014 on Communism 0
#82 - I feel like Europeans have no right mucking about in America's…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Just Putin it out there -1
User avatar #83 - heartbleed (04/18/2014) [-]
Just because they are taking a diplomatic approach and lost a bit of land does not mean they 'suck at defending their own countries'. They would rather loose some land that already had a bunch of Russian supporters in it already rather than throw lives at it and see what sticks.
User avatar #84 - casval (04/18/2014) [-]
More like Russia is too strong for you guys to fight so you just give them whatever lmao
User avatar #88 - heartbleed (04/18/2014) [-]
Leave it to the American to want to fight over everything. Also, if the US did indeed nuke Russia they themselves would be under fire from the UN.
User avatar #90 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
First of FUCK YOU!
Second, don't assume what one person says everyone in that country feels the same!
And thirdly, Stop all the elitist bullshit (I cant think of the exact term for when someone is boasting about their country), it just fuels more rage and its unnecessary. Because at the end of the day we all have only one planet to live on so lets not always be at each others throats.
User avatar #97 - heartbleed (04/21/2014) [-]
That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
I never said the entire country felt the same, by 'Americans' I mostly meant the south. The northerners are pretty cool imo.
American's north and south are all elitist as well, everyone is guilty here, everyone likes to puff their chest every once in awhile. Don't even get me started on this European elitist shit, because that's just what it is bull-shit. I'm Canadian btw, not European, so no bias here.
#98 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh you Canadians.....cant really have shit talked about because you guys are just kinda......up there.......watch'n everybody else very quietly..................Its weird, some times kinda forget you're there......
User avatar #100 - heartbleed (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes and we like it that way, so we can plot unoticed. EHGHEM... I mean be nice unoticed...
#101 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
I was going to say something along those lines but I decided not to, so I was right........it'll probably go unnoticed also.
Canadians: We rule the world now!
The World: Are they all high?
lol jk
#85 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Russian oil and gas is what keeps most of Europe running.
If we lose that we could lose our position in the world.
By using diplomatic means we can get a result without losing most of what we have.

Yes, Russia is still a superpower and we don't want a new Cold War.
#452 - Drop all 3 on Antartica. So much ice will melt so fast that it… 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +1
#26 - Obama talks in circles, Putin writes in circles...not seeing w… 04/03/2014 on Very studious 0
#44 - The truth was much worse... 04/03/2014 on Smooth. +1
#23 - I'm so tired of these slow walking ***** . I used … 01/12/2014 on slow walkers +15
#79 - >having to use condescension to feel important Wha… 01/12/2014 on Duck +6
#59 - BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK!! 01/12/2014 on 99% of men admit they do it... +1
#24 - This looks cute, but the elephant isn't actually creating the …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Elephant painting an Elephant +2
#50 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [-]
They're still surprisingly intelligent, both emotionally (inb4 "hurr durr no such thing as emotional intelligence) and with problem-solving.
#27 - ryderjbudde (01/12/2014) [-]
nuh uh
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