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#67 - We... we did it everyone. Years of turning IE into the embarra…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer +3
#72 - vigilantej (03/18/2015) [-]
"embarrassment of the internet" you mean your self? XD all you lil but buddy did was jump on a band wagon "i.e sucks" when asked why you would respond "because it sucks" furthermore when they did fix a few issues they had and their browser became better then firefox you guys still keep the bandwagon of "i.e sucks because its i.e" im going to get red thumbs out the ass because people like you jump on bandwagons spew your bullshit and we do it with every issue not just i.e
#191 - casval (03/18/2015) [-]
I think someone needs a hug..
#98 - ohsnapitzari (03/18/2015) [-]
Do you know him personally?
#87 - I only thumbed you down because you have a folder full of Glee… 03/18/2015 on Old people +8
#2 - This describes my life exactly. 03/18/2015 on True Love 0
#248 - Actually, yes it is believed to have miraculously survived the… 03/18/2015 on Australia - Such a nice... 0
#59 - Amerifat here. We don't have gypsies. I suspect they fear our …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on 4chan Comp #6 +1
User avatar #86 - jordoguy (03/16/2015) [-]
I live in the U.K, basically they're idiots who move from town to town in caravans and set up a small camp where ever they fucking feel like it and make everyone in the surrounding areas life a little more miserable than it already is. I know this because we had a kind of epidemic of them last year. At one point they moved onto the car park of the local supermarket and nobody could park there anymore but they were moved pretty quickly. Then they moved onto a football pitch where local games are held but because of them all games were postponed, the police gave them a date saying they had to be gone by this time but they stayed anyway, they stole everything that wasn't nailed down and the area around the football field was covered in shit because they don't own toilets apparently. Eventually my town got sick of them and pretty much everyone went down there and made them move. Be glad you don't have this trouble.
#100 - i do too dat KGB body tho 03/15/2015 on Islam +1
#101 - You can't rape the willing. 03/15/2015 on women thoughts compilation 0
#100 - No problem, man. Never say never. 03/15/2015 on women thoughts compilation 0
#29 - That last one hit me close to home.. >Wake up befo…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/14/2015 on women thoughts compilation +116
User avatar #91 - gittons (03/14/2015) [-]
well the good is that some guys enjoy that,
the bad is you raped him.
User avatar #101 - casval (03/15/2015) [-]
You can't rape the willing.
#79 - anonymous (03/14/2015) [-]
When someone tells me women can't rape, I'll show them your comment. Thanks.
User avatar #100 - casval (03/15/2015) [-]
No problem, man. Never say never.
#77 - bwiedieter (03/14/2015) [-]
Obligatory: RAPE!!!
#44 - redbannerman (03/14/2015) [-]
.... the last thing I'd want with morning wood is someone bouncing me up and down on a bed. Because if I have morning wood it means I gotta piss. No fucking idea why I'm hard when I gotta piss. In my experience jacking off and then pissing leads to unwanted burning sensations... so why the fuck does my body want both at once in the morning. It's bullshit.
User avatar #86 - maresh (03/14/2015) [-]
You don't want to jack off, having an erection helps avoiding pissing yourself while you sleep.
User avatar #38 - undeadmaus (03/14/2015) [-]
I don't know. Can't really enjoy something like that when I have to piss, but when you piss the erection's gone.
User avatar #37 - MaxFabian (03/14/2015) [-]
Juuuuuust so you know, must guys actually enjoy morning sex, so you could have just woken him up and made you both happier. Or at least that's what my experience as a guy as been
#31 - anonymous (03/14/2015) [-]
>Wake up to gf getting on top of me one morning
>(not as light as she thinks)
>Realize morning wood
>Random idea
>Act like I'm still asleep
>Pretend to not to laugh at gf weird humping
>She keeps riding, decide this is really hot
>She gets off real quick when she's done (bit selfish)
>"starts" to wake up and act like nothing happened
>Gf doesn't suspect a thing
User avatar #40 - oiman (03/14/2015) [-]
the real deal ^
#2 - The kid who did this was a little **** though. He cut o… 03/14/2015 on Just a little snape 0
#32 - Hfw making this post 03/14/2015 on Deadpool and the... +4
#64 - Femanon here. 100% agree. No matter how much I "clean&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on That's not chocolate milk... +1
#70 - anonymous (03/14/2015) [-]
femanon who agrees with you but is disappointed you didn't opt for the word elassticity.
#216 - Its not the phrase that bothers me. Its the fact that people s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Religion 0
#249 - ruderoody (03/14/2015) [-]
Or maybe she just didnt know what to say like just because someone says something like that doesnt mean that they arent genuinely empathetic.
#213 - Actually...Nevada is about to legalize the use of recreational… 03/12/2015 on muh metric system! 0
#191 - We might have the imperial system but at least we don't have G…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2015 on muh metric system! +1
#210 - andywazowski (03/12/2015) [-]
Because Nevada is doing so much better
User avatar #213 - casval (03/12/2015) [-]
Actually...Nevada is about to legalize the use of recreational marijuana. Many economists believe that they will boom just as hard, if not more so, than Colorado (which has made $60 million in tax revenue this last year alone), and that Nevada will become home of the next Green Rush.

Maybe Greece should try weed. It worked for all of our shit states.
User avatar #204 - kaiserdjg (03/12/2015) [-]
Greece is fucking beautiful and the food is awesome...too bad for you
#56 - **** like this is why I don't even pay for TV anymore. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on TV channels 0
#59 - anonymous (03/12/2015) [-]
Same here. I used to pay for a tv plan mainly because of the science channels. The incredible shit they sell today designed for an absolute troglodyte is mind boggling. Even national geographic...goddamnit. Nowadays it's even harder to find good documentaries on the Internet since most of them come from theese channels...
#173 - >"hey everybody look at me I'm rich and I drive a spor…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on First world problems, rich... 0
User avatar #178 - blueboysixnine (03/12/2015) [-]
The newer SUVs with the HID headlights are singlehandedly destroying my retinas
#170 - Rich people like to go to the ocean and swim, but they want th…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2015 on First world problems, rich... 0
User avatar #182 - blueboysixnine (03/12/2015) [-]
ironically its probably their company dumping shit into the ocean that makes it icky for them to not want to go in
#281 - anonymous (03/12/2015) [-]
shut up kid
#105 - no u eat more chicken queer 03/11/2015 on Anti-vaxxers 0
#104 - Not skinny. I actually keep track of my nutrients very closely…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Anti-vaxxers 0
User avatar #126 - compared (03/11/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#94 - That was really funny to watch. I guess now we know... 03/11/2015 on Paint killer job 0
#31 - I can actually do this and I don't even stretch/practice yoga.…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on She's a Keeper +4
User avatar #60 - Mr Unsmiley (03/11/2015) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #33 - joedeltaco (03/11/2015) [-]
Ayy bby u wan sum fuk
#60 - OH GOD WHY?!? I WAS DRINKING MILK!! 03/11/2015 on Hope you're not eating... +1
#48 - I'm not an anti-vaxxer. I just haven't ****** with gett…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Anti-vaxxers -7
#54 - anonymous (03/11/2015) [-]

Skinny != athletic, and it certainly isn't master race
#115 - anonymous (03/11/2015) [-]
And people say vegetarians and vegans aren't attacked by dickwads.
#104 - casval (03/11/2015) [-]
Not skinny. I actually keep track of my nutrients very closely. My personal trainer has me on a diet of 90-120g of protein a day, depending on the intensity of my exercise. I would say I'm about average weight-wise.

I hope my candor didn't offend you. It's just an observation that my daily helpings of fruit and veggies give me a healthy immune system when compared to my carnivorous friends, who seem to have the flu or a cold or something every week and put less focus on the greens and what have you. Obviously I'm not healthy exclusively because I'm a vegetarian, I just eat well in general. Calm down.
User avatar #126 - compared (03/11/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#51 - infernosponge (03/11/2015) [-]
eat more veg faggot
User avatar #105 - casval (03/11/2015) [-]
no u eat more chicken queer
#34 - k. 03/11/2015 on Another tumblr comp -1


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User avatar #17 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
What's with the comments about dildos? :p
User avatar #18 to #17 - casval (02/01/2015) [-]
LMAO. I pissed off this n00b a long time ago who got a bunch of his n00b friends to ******** my profile. The theme was "give this bitch her dildos." Whatevs.
#16 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Filthy slut
#15 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
needs more dildos.
#14 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Your dildos are going bad, you should grab 'em!
#13 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
It's always sunny when you use positivism.
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#11 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Should probly get those dildos yo won.
#10 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
don't forget to get all those dildos you won!
#9 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Need to pick up you dildoes cunt!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - mayormilkman (05/12/2013) [-]
Cool picture.
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