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Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
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Location:Texas
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#154 - Lolololol @ calling me overweight because I called you out on …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Well 0
User avatar #155 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
Being fat makes you fat.

I lift weights, major in Maths, Science and Computer Science and have a smoking girlfriend really leaves me unphased by ass holes that think being clever with words makes your smarter than someone who hates reading but is flawlessly talented at my majors.

So here is a daily reminder of letting you know, that this "moron" is better than you in ways that matter.

User avatar #156 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
You know, only vain bitches actually care when a guy calls them fat.

Also, if you were so skilled in "maths" and the like, I don't think you would feel the need to justify yourself to someone you met on the internet. :] Nor do I feel you would have to justify yourself with your "smoking girlfriend," because assuming she exists, these kinds of remarks wouldn't bother you to the point where you had to bring her in (randomly I might add) to our little discussion.

So no, I don't just think I'm more intelligent than you, I know I am. Because you're a nothing little brat who, judging by your maturity level, could not survive away from your mama's tit for more than a day, and who I seriously doubt has passed the necessary English examinations and standardized testing involved in getting a high school diploma.

I'm going to stop responding now, because I really don't care to watch you flail around and try to think of other meanie-weenie insults to call me while bragging that you're a millionaire or whatever shit you would barf out your mouth next to sound more impressive. Next you might call me a poo-poo head, and I don't want to be here for that emotional trauma. Have a good day.
User avatar #157 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm not reading that. I just said I hate reading.

I think i'll have sex instead.
#160 - maturity (07/26/2013) [-]
ya wiiish
#82 - Sooo... what's wrong with Jennifer Lawrence? I think she's pre… 07/26/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence 0
#131 - Real "gamer girls" don't brag, because we are simply… 07/26/2013 on Hey Gamergirls -1
#152 - "Fag?" "Bookworm?" What are you, 14 years …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Well 0
User avatar #153 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
Compare the amount of humans that can lift 300 pounds to those that can read.

Anyway, It is extremely obvious you are overweight.

Also you're right. I'm 14 years old because I used those words. Well done Sherlock.
User avatar #154 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
Lolololol @ calling me overweight because I called you out on your shit. Oh yeah. Typing correctly and using a legitimate argument makes me fat, all right./sarcasm

And did I say 'read?' No. Although mastering that skill would undoubtedly be beneficial for you as well. Alas, I was referring to your overall intellect, which sad to say is not very impressive.

And no. I called you 14 because only a teenager would be so immature as to call someone a fag or a bookworm. You may think that was terribly clever, but to everyone else, you look like a moron.
User avatar #155 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
Being fat makes you fat.

I lift weights, major in Maths, Science and Computer Science and have a smoking girlfriend really leaves me unphased by ass holes that think being clever with words makes your smarter than someone who hates reading but is flawlessly talented at my majors.

So here is a daily reminder of letting you know, that this "moron" is better than you in ways that matter.

User avatar #156 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
You know, only vain bitches actually care when a guy calls them fat.

Also, if you were so skilled in "maths" and the like, I don't think you would feel the need to justify yourself to someone you met on the internet. :] Nor do I feel you would have to justify yourself with your "smoking girlfriend," because assuming she exists, these kinds of remarks wouldn't bother you to the point where you had to bring her in (randomly I might add) to our little discussion.

So no, I don't just think I'm more intelligent than you, I know I am. Because you're a nothing little brat who, judging by your maturity level, could not survive away from your mama's tit for more than a day, and who I seriously doubt has passed the necessary English examinations and standardized testing involved in getting a high school diploma.

I'm going to stop responding now, because I really don't care to watch you flail around and try to think of other meanie-weenie insults to call me while bragging that you're a millionaire or whatever shit you would barf out your mouth next to sound more impressive. Next you might call me a poo-poo head, and I don't want to be here for that emotional trauma. Have a good day.
User avatar #157 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm not reading that. I just said I hate reading.

I think i'll have sex instead.
#160 - maturity (07/26/2013) [-]
ya wiiish
#32 - I love truckers. Once I was on the highway, and there was one … 07/26/2013 on A fuck you convoy +5
#52 - Okay, I'm not even going to lie, I cried a little at this post…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2013 on feel 7/7 +17
User avatar #87 - truemox (07/26/2013) [-]
Your dog sounds awesome.
#85 - ilovemyguns (07/26/2013) [-]
My just about 3 year old GSD. Also my best friend, and if I need to take a walk to the gas station or park at night, he goes with. Not many people are willing to fuck with all 90 pounds of man's best friend.
User avatar #112 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
That is one gorgeous shep. Very awesome color. And I know exactly what you're talking about. Mine is about that size, too. He scares the hell out of people LOL. I always tell them "Don't worry. He will only attack if I'm threatened."
#78 - pikininja (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh my fucking god don't do that.
#63 - mitchsmith (07/26/2013) [-]
I doubt this will come as any consolation, but I too have an aging companion who is now 9, likely to live to about 15 or 16.

Although it sucks that dogs live to be so short, I find comfort in knowing that I will have had a more loyal friend for a longer time than most friendships last.

Pic related: That's Buddy, my patriotic goldendoodle.
#110 - mexx (07/26/2013) [-]
Great dog man, i've had dogs all my life to.
Always 2 twin brothers, when i was 6 we got 2 twin golden retrievers and the first one did when i was 16 because of cancer, it was really hard to see a dog change and go bad so fast, his brother died 1 year later of age. They were the best dogs we had, now we've 2 twin doubledoodles, cant stand the thought they will be gone some day.
My mother also has a Yorkshire Terrier Shelter business we've 10 Yorkshire Terriers with us at home at the moment and there is a list for yorkshire terriers that need replacing. So that all together, i love dogs and i cant imagine a life without them.
User avatar #64 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
You know, I never looked at it that way. That adds a positive light to it. Friends come and go, but Man's Best Friend will stay with you until the end.

Buddy is adorbs btw. Baron has that exact same bandana in his bandana wardrobe.
#394 - It's ok. The definition of a video game requires that it be en… 07/26/2013 on Thank You for Gaming 0
#35 - Really? How can you complain about this? I started watching Ga…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Ned 0
User avatar #36 - nerves (07/28/2013) [-]
Damn, you sound more butthurt than I was
User avatar #37 - casval (07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry if it sounded that way, bro. I call everyone a n00b though so don't feel bad. :9
#69 - I believe that is just part of her character.... Dany is inexp… 07/26/2013 on every time I get on FJ 0
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User avatar #80 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
Says the kid who makes his username after an enemy in his favorite video game. Lol.
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#48 - Ah, I see this is your first sighting of the noble African Ame… 07/25/2013 on Bad Luck Coolio 0
#97 - You didn't have to tell us that. We could already tell you don…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Well +2
User avatar #150 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
I pick up weight not books skinny fag.

Tell me how women are so impressed by your bookworm qualities.
User avatar #152 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
"Fag?" "Bookworm?" What are you, 14 years old? As a matter of fact, I don't go out of my way to impress women because I'm not a lesbian. However, I can tell you that many women (myself included) find intellect and enthusiasm over books to be far more attractive.

Any healthy human body has the capacity to lift weights and become muscular or whatever. Good job. You did something everyone else can do.
User avatar #153 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
Compare the amount of humans that can lift 300 pounds to those that can read.

Anyway, It is extremely obvious you are overweight.

Also you're right. I'm 14 years old because I used those words. Well done Sherlock.
User avatar #154 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
Lolololol @ calling me overweight because I called you out on your shit. Oh yeah. Typing correctly and using a legitimate argument makes me fat, all right./sarcasm

And did I say 'read?' No. Although mastering that skill would undoubtedly be beneficial for you as well. Alas, I was referring to your overall intellect, which sad to say is not very impressive.

And no. I called you 14 because only a teenager would be so immature as to call someone a fag or a bookworm. You may think that was terribly clever, but to everyone else, you look like a moron.
User avatar #155 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
Being fat makes you fat.

I lift weights, major in Maths, Science and Computer Science and have a smoking girlfriend really leaves me unphased by ass holes that think being clever with words makes your smarter than someone who hates reading but is flawlessly talented at my majors.

So here is a daily reminder of letting you know, that this "moron" is better than you in ways that matter.

User avatar #156 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
You know, only vain bitches actually care when a guy calls them fat.

Also, if you were so skilled in "maths" and the like, I don't think you would feel the need to justify yourself to someone you met on the internet. :] Nor do I feel you would have to justify yourself with your "smoking girlfriend," because assuming she exists, these kinds of remarks wouldn't bother you to the point where you had to bring her in (randomly I might add) to our little discussion.

So no, I don't just think I'm more intelligent than you, I know I am. Because you're a nothing little brat who, judging by your maturity level, could not survive away from your mama's tit for more than a day, and who I seriously doubt has passed the necessary English examinations and standardized testing involved in getting a high school diploma.

I'm going to stop responding now, because I really don't care to watch you flail around and try to think of other meanie-weenie insults to call me while bragging that you're a millionaire or whatever shit you would barf out your mouth next to sound more impressive. Next you might call me a poo-poo head, and I don't want to be here for that emotional trauma. Have a good day.
User avatar #157 - slugnugget (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm not reading that. I just said I hate reading.

I think i'll have sex instead.
#160 - maturity (07/26/2013) [-]
ya wiiish
#113 - God damn it Tyrone stop stealing the neighbors wifi and go home.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on FUCK YA +1
User avatar #120 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhiiiiiiiieeeeeettt
#251 - I will admit, I didn't know that was a T game. Well y… 07/25/2013 on Thank You for Gaming 0
#117 - That guy's face cracks me up. 07/25/2013 on Batman 0
#246 - MFW I played my first violent/M-rated video game when I was 6 …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Thank You for Gaming +9
#393 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
ima be honest and say cod makes me wanna kill russians, americans, Brits, gooks, niggers, spics, jews and Raul Menendez oh and throw grenades at bitches named JOSEPHINA!!!!
#394 - casval (07/26/2013) [-]
It's ok. The definition of a video game requires that it be entertaining. COD doesn't make that cut, therefore your tweeny remarks have no merit.
#249 - darthacerbus (07/25/2013) [-]
Looks like a T for Teen, to me.
#251 - casval (07/25/2013) [-]
I will admit, I didn't know that was a T game.

Well you still can't take this one from me.
#153 - But... us Americans love Canada because they're America's hat.… 07/25/2013 on Friends forever +17
#89 - I love how all the comments are about how cats don't listen. A…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on FUCK YA 0
User avatar #122 - tiagodisouza (07/25/2013) [-]
I've been doing similar with my kitty named Stewie and he is extremely friendly and comes when i call him
User avatar #97 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
So if you give Bitches tuna, you're telling me I can name them and shit?
Tuna>>>>>>>>>>>Swimming in da pussie= Profit$$$



Please kill me
User avatar #113 - casval (07/25/2013) [-]
God damn it Tyrone stop stealing the neighbors wifi and go home.
User avatar #120 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhiiiiiiiieeeeeettt
#149 - My ex was from Russia.... This explains quite a lot actually.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on European Penis Size +1
User avatar #230 - metajunky (07/20/2013) [-]
to be fair it is really cold, though it does explain why they are so unhappy
#11 - I'm from Texas and can confirm this is 100% accurate.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Texas +39
User avatar #94 - imnotmanbearpig (07/20/2013) [-]
Im 100% accurate and can confirm this from Texas
User avatar #130 - revanthewin (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm Texas and I can confirm % accurate is 100.
User avatar #32 - sonofposeidon (07/20/2013) [-]
Texas: the America of America.
#72 - jabzilla (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm also from Texas and can confirm this is also true, yall.
#115 - Paranormal Activity. Because it wasn't scary. 07/20/2013 on Leaving the movies 0
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#1 - LMAO. I love how after he fails to knock the door open, he jus… 07/19/2013 on Damn it Greg! +19
#7 - HFW 07/19/2013 on Double Standards +1
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