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#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2013 on He needs to know! +2
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#18 - 'Faggot' is a universally accepted linguistic slang. 'Feminist…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Managers 0
User avatar #19 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Seeing as this is the internet, i think you invalidated your first point there. Your follow up was a bit sloppy as well, like the blowjobs you gave in the early 60's. Watch more cartoons, read more fart jokes, because that youthful spirit a good soul needs to possess, is long gone, much like the eggs in your barren vagina.
User avatar #20 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't invalidate my point. You're just too much of an idiot to even see my point. It goes right over your brain. And unlike the status of my reproductive organs, your mental prowess is out in the open for everyone to see.

Okay so this is what we're doing now? Just throwing around genital jokes? Lemme try:

LMAO YOUR SPERM COUNT IS SO LOW AND I BET YOUR DICK IS FLOPPY AND DRY AND--...no, I can't do it. I can't be 12 on the internet again, I'm sorry. I'm glad that sort of humor still entertains children though. I thought it had gone stale in 2002.
User avatar #21 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
You did invalidate your point, and here is where i see you having done so. Yes, faggot is a more universally accepted term of slang, but like i said, this is the internet, where feminist is thrown around just as commonly. They are both used to silicate emotional response when used here. Playing up calling me an idiot is just as bad as me using more intelligent forms of genitalia insults, its still just trying to demean each other. So how about this, I stop responding, you stop attempting to "win" an internet argument, and we both enjoy the rest of our days as much as I have this little discussion?
User avatar #22 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Mm-hmm. I've got a better idea. Let's let the general FJ population who has observed our little scuffle sort out the winner.

Let's see who has gotten more red thumbs from all of this--OH WAIT. I guess that means other people think you're wrong too, since you already have more red thumbs..

I would say see you later, but since you'll be banned by this time tomorrow I'll just say bye. It's been fun.
User avatar #23 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
So not only are you not willing to let this go, your going to use others to win? Man if you aren't a feminist i would be extremely surprised. Don't worry, that's not me trying to insult you with the same phrase again, think of it more as an open internal dialogue, much like the vagina monologues. (I only use that as an example since I'm sure it's under your past acting experiences, which probably include being an adult, and having a job.)
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#16 - Do you just call every woman who is verbally kicking your ass …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Managers 0
User avatar #17 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I call you a feminist for the same reason you call me a faggot. There is no evidence as to my sexual orientation, yet clearly it needs to be dragged into the conversation. Insults do not an argument make, I can curse all day, but it's not earning me any points in the debate club. Change your tampon, get over the fact that you haven't seen a penis in a while, and hopefully enjoy the rest of your day, i sincerely wish you do.
User avatar #18 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
'Faggot' is a universally accepted linguistic slang. 'Feminist' is not. Need proof? Walk up to someone and call them a feminist and see if they give more of a fuck than I do. I think you know this. I think you're pretending to not know the difference.

And make all the sexist jokes you'd like, it really doesn't bother me. Actually it makes you look like even more of a dick, because you've now resorted to sexist jokes ONLY BECAUSE you learned I was a female. It's like I think I know what went through your head: "LOL SHE'S A GURL HUH? LOL GIRLS USE TAMPONS AND SHIT. MEN DON'T. GONNA INSULT YOU NOW WOMAN LOL BACK IN DA KITCHENNN"

User avatar #19 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Seeing as this is the internet, i think you invalidated your first point there. Your follow up was a bit sloppy as well, like the blowjobs you gave in the early 60's. Watch more cartoons, read more fart jokes, because that youthful spirit a good soul needs to possess, is long gone, much like the eggs in your barren vagina.
User avatar #20 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't invalidate my point. You're just too much of an idiot to even see my point. It goes right over your brain. And unlike the status of my reproductive organs, your mental prowess is out in the open for everyone to see.

Okay so this is what we're doing now? Just throwing around genital jokes? Lemme try:

LMAO YOUR SPERM COUNT IS SO LOW AND I BET YOUR DICK IS FLOPPY AND DRY AND--...no, I can't do it. I can't be 12 on the internet again, I'm sorry. I'm glad that sort of humor still entertains children though. I thought it had gone stale in 2002.
User avatar #21 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
You did invalidate your point, and here is where i see you having done so. Yes, faggot is a more universally accepted term of slang, but like i said, this is the internet, where feminist is thrown around just as commonly. They are both used to silicate emotional response when used here. Playing up calling me an idiot is just as bad as me using more intelligent forms of genitalia insults, its still just trying to demean each other. So how about this, I stop responding, you stop attempting to "win" an internet argument, and we both enjoy the rest of our days as much as I have this little discussion?
User avatar #22 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Mm-hmm. I've got a better idea. Let's let the general FJ population who has observed our little scuffle sort out the winner.

Let's see who has gotten more red thumbs from all of this--OH WAIT. I guess that means other people think you're wrong too, since you already have more red thumbs..

I would say see you later, but since you'll be banned by this time tomorrow I'll just say bye. It's been fun.
User avatar #23 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
So not only are you not willing to let this go, your going to use others to win? Man if you aren't a feminist i would be extremely surprised. Don't worry, that's not me trying to insult you with the same phrase again, think of it more as an open internal dialogue, much like the vagina monologues. (I only use that as an example since I'm sure it's under your past acting experiences, which probably include being an adult, and having a job.)
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/10/2013 on He needs to know! +2
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#14 - I love it when douches think they have the upper hand in an ar…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Managers +1
User avatar #15 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
OH, i see, your just a feminist, got it. Keep it coming, it's entertaining. btw, you made yourself out to be a hypocrite in your last statement, refer to comment #9. And i never assume anyone on the internet is female, regardless, since i have been browsing for quite some time.
#16 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Do you just call every woman who is verbally kicking your ass a feminist? Because I didn't realize feminism was part of our conversation.

Also, pic related. I'm seriously having a hard time believing you're 21. Do you even English?
User avatar #17 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I call you a feminist for the same reason you call me a faggot. There is no evidence as to my sexual orientation, yet clearly it needs to be dragged into the conversation. Insults do not an argument make, I can curse all day, but it's not earning me any points in the debate club. Change your tampon, get over the fact that you haven't seen a penis in a while, and hopefully enjoy the rest of your day, i sincerely wish you do.
User avatar #18 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
'Faggot' is a universally accepted linguistic slang. 'Feminist' is not. Need proof? Walk up to someone and call them a feminist and see if they give more of a fuck than I do. I think you know this. I think you're pretending to not know the difference.

And make all the sexist jokes you'd like, it really doesn't bother me. Actually it makes you look like even more of a dick, because you've now resorted to sexist jokes ONLY BECAUSE you learned I was a female. It's like I think I know what went through your head: "LOL SHE'S A GURL HUH? LOL GIRLS USE TAMPONS AND SHIT. MEN DON'T. GONNA INSULT YOU NOW WOMAN LOL BACK IN DA KITCHENNN"

User avatar #19 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Seeing as this is the internet, i think you invalidated your first point there. Your follow up was a bit sloppy as well, like the blowjobs you gave in the early 60's. Watch more cartoons, read more fart jokes, because that youthful spirit a good soul needs to possess, is long gone, much like the eggs in your barren vagina.
User avatar #20 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't invalidate my point. You're just too much of an idiot to even see my point. It goes right over your brain. And unlike the status of my reproductive organs, your mental prowess is out in the open for everyone to see.

Okay so this is what we're doing now? Just throwing around genital jokes? Lemme try:

LMAO YOUR SPERM COUNT IS SO LOW AND I BET YOUR DICK IS FLOPPY AND DRY AND--...no, I can't do it. I can't be 12 on the internet again, I'm sorry. I'm glad that sort of humor still entertains children though. I thought it had gone stale in 2002.
User avatar #21 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
You did invalidate your point, and here is where i see you having done so. Yes, faggot is a more universally accepted term of slang, but like i said, this is the internet, where feminist is thrown around just as commonly. They are both used to silicate emotional response when used here. Playing up calling me an idiot is just as bad as me using more intelligent forms of genitalia insults, its still just trying to demean each other. So how about this, I stop responding, you stop attempting to "win" an internet argument, and we both enjoy the rest of our days as much as I have this little discussion?
User avatar #22 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Mm-hmm. I've got a better idea. Let's let the general FJ population who has observed our little scuffle sort out the winner.

Let's see who has gotten more red thumbs from all of this--OH WAIT. I guess that means other people think you're wrong too, since you already have more red thumbs..

I would say see you later, but since you'll be banned by this time tomorrow I'll just say bye. It's been fun.
User avatar #23 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
So not only are you not willing to let this go, your going to use others to win? Man if you aren't a feminist i would be extremely surprised. Don't worry, that's not me trying to insult you with the same phrase again, think of it more as an open internal dialogue, much like the vagina monologues. (I only use that as an example since I'm sure it's under your past acting experiences, which probably include being an adult, and having a job.)
#7 - Flagged again. Thanks for the ammo!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on casval's profile 0
User avatar #8 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
See? i knew you would like it!
#16 - India just means "third world country" to me.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Mighty Meat +2
User avatar #17 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [-]
Native Americans, I mean..a.k.a the red skins
#22 - verifiedcorn (07/10/2013) [-]
.... They don't exactly live to high on the totem pole you know.
User avatar #25 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [-]
too bad my great, great, great, great grandfather killed off them noobs for loot like a man.
#26 - verifiedcorn (07/10/2013) [-]
so some one you share like a 1.5% of blood with did some thing cool. well doesnt that make you bloody special
User avatar #27 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [-]
funny thing is that great, great, great grandmother was Native American..
#12 - I didn't miss the joke. It just failed to amuse me considering…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Managers +1
User avatar #13 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Look man, if its that important for you to keep your browsing history safe, maybe you shouldn't browse a site where people have usernames like "cokfagget99" or be using such vulgar commentary. I'm just amused at how pissed you actually are over a picture. Have fun with your tiny penis, unfulfilling job, and void of love lifestyle that you so enjoy. Remember, you get out of life what you put in, a little positivity goes a long way.
User avatar #14 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I love it when douches think they have the upper hand in an argument and resort to just throwing out random insults to make themselves appear bigger.

I'm not concerned with my browsing history. My coworkers know I go to FJ. What I don't care to see is porn out of NSFW, thanks.

I'm not pissed. I'm responsible.

I don't have a tiny penis. I actually have a nonexistant one, seeing as how I'm female. You went to my profile and failed to notice this. Your powers of observation will surely have the power to bring great nations to their knees.

I could work for Lockheed Martin for all you know, yet you instantly label my job as unfulfilling. Interesting, coming from a man who organizes papers for a living.

How does one make such immediate presumptions about ones lifestyle so quickly? Do tell me, so that children everywhere can learn what NOT to do.

You want me to be positive over an X-Men porn picture? Really? Lol bitch I don't even like Cyclops.
User avatar #15 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
OH, i see, your just a feminist, got it. Keep it coming, it's entertaining. btw, you made yourself out to be a hypocrite in your last statement, refer to comment #9. And i never assume anyone on the internet is female, regardless, since i have been browsing for quite some time.
#16 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Do you just call every woman who is verbally kicking your ass a feminist? Because I didn't realize feminism was part of our conversation.

Also, pic related. I'm seriously having a hard time believing you're 21. Do you even English?
User avatar #17 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I call you a feminist for the same reason you call me a faggot. There is no evidence as to my sexual orientation, yet clearly it needs to be dragged into the conversation. Insults do not an argument make, I can curse all day, but it's not earning me any points in the debate club. Change your tampon, get over the fact that you haven't seen a penis in a while, and hopefully enjoy the rest of your day, i sincerely wish you do.
User avatar #18 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
'Faggot' is a universally accepted linguistic slang. 'Feminist' is not. Need proof? Walk up to someone and call them a feminist and see if they give more of a fuck than I do. I think you know this. I think you're pretending to not know the difference.

And make all the sexist jokes you'd like, it really doesn't bother me. Actually it makes you look like even more of a dick, because you've now resorted to sexist jokes ONLY BECAUSE you learned I was a female. It's like I think I know what went through your head: "LOL SHE'S A GURL HUH? LOL GIRLS USE TAMPONS AND SHIT. MEN DON'T. GONNA INSULT YOU NOW WOMAN LOL BACK IN DA KITCHENNN"

User avatar #19 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Seeing as this is the internet, i think you invalidated your first point there. Your follow up was a bit sloppy as well, like the blowjobs you gave in the early 60's. Watch more cartoons, read more fart jokes, because that youthful spirit a good soul needs to possess, is long gone, much like the eggs in your barren vagina.
User avatar #20 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't invalidate my point. You're just too much of an idiot to even see my point. It goes right over your brain. And unlike the status of my reproductive organs, your mental prowess is out in the open for everyone to see.

Okay so this is what we're doing now? Just throwing around genital jokes? Lemme try:

LMAO YOUR SPERM COUNT IS SO LOW AND I BET YOUR DICK IS FLOPPY AND DRY AND--...no, I can't do it. I can't be 12 on the internet again, I'm sorry. I'm glad that sort of humor still entertains children though. I thought it had gone stale in 2002.
User avatar #21 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
You did invalidate your point, and here is where i see you having done so. Yes, faggot is a more universally accepted term of slang, but like i said, this is the internet, where feminist is thrown around just as commonly. They are both used to silicate emotional response when used here. Playing up calling me an idiot is just as bad as me using more intelligent forms of genitalia insults, its still just trying to demean each other. So how about this, I stop responding, you stop attempting to "win" an internet argument, and we both enjoy the rest of our days as much as I have this little discussion?
User avatar #22 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Mm-hmm. I've got a better idea. Let's let the general FJ population who has observed our little scuffle sort out the winner.

Let's see who has gotten more red thumbs from all of this--OH WAIT. I guess that means other people think you're wrong too, since you already have more red thumbs..

I would say see you later, but since you'll be banned by this time tomorrow I'll just say bye. It's been fun.
User avatar #23 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
So not only are you not willing to let this go, your going to use others to win? Man if you aren't a feminist i would be extremely surprised. Don't worry, that's not me trying to insult you with the same phrase again, think of it more as an open internal dialogue, much like the vagina monologues. (I only use that as an example since I'm sure it's under your past acting experiences, which probably include being an adult, and having a job.)
#9 - No one is going to believe your faggotry, faggot. We all know …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Managers +1
User avatar #10 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Did you completely miss the joke? Ok let me lay it down for you plain and simple, mister butthurt. The lightbulb captioned the image as "COMING IN mutant", the X-men, are all mutants, thus why i posted this pic. Now, as to your whole "I have le job faggot, workplace sensitivety QQ" calm down, because i can help you with that too. There is a function on google chrome called "incognito" that allows you to browse without it showing up on your web history, also, if you press alt+f4 on your keyboard you automatically close any window that is currently being used. Welcome to using the internet safely! Btw, since you brought the subject up, I'm 21 years old, and i work for the clerks office of the local court building filing and organizing closed cases, which is a pretty comfy job for clerical work. And as for looking like a big douche, I'd say you have pretty much secured yourself the position with your unrestrained use of degrading vernacular. Have a great day!
User avatar #12 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't miss the joke. It just failed to amuse me considering it was in bad taste.

And you must be an even bigger dumbass than I thought if you think doing all that crap keeps your employers from monitoring what you look at on the computer. That works to keep your mom out. Not the IT big brother.

I don't give a shit who you work for lmao. Nor do I give a shit that you think using two big words gives you an impressive vocabulary. I do give a shit about losers like you posting crap like this outside of NSFW. So I flagged you. It's as simple as that. You, my friend, are the one who is butthurt.

Also, posting crap on my profile just shows how immature you actually are. Well done. You sure showed me.
User avatar #13 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Look man, if its that important for you to keep your browsing history safe, maybe you shouldn't browse a site where people have usernames like "cokfagget99" or be using such vulgar commentary. I'm just amused at how pissed you actually are over a picture. Have fun with your tiny penis, unfulfilling job, and void of love lifestyle that you so enjoy. Remember, you get out of life what you put in, a little positivity goes a long way.
User avatar #14 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I love it when douches think they have the upper hand in an argument and resort to just throwing out random insults to make themselves appear bigger.

I'm not concerned with my browsing history. My coworkers know I go to FJ. What I don't care to see is porn out of NSFW, thanks.

I'm not pissed. I'm responsible.

I don't have a tiny penis. I actually have a nonexistant one, seeing as how I'm female. You went to my profile and failed to notice this. Your powers of observation will surely have the power to bring great nations to their knees.

I could work for Lockheed Martin for all you know, yet you instantly label my job as unfulfilling. Interesting, coming from a man who organizes papers for a living.

How does one make such immediate presumptions about ones lifestyle so quickly? Do tell me, so that children everywhere can learn what NOT to do.

You want me to be positive over an X-Men porn picture? Really? Lol bitch I don't even like Cyclops.
User avatar #15 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
OH, i see, your just a feminist, got it. Keep it coming, it's entertaining. btw, you made yourself out to be a hypocrite in your last statement, refer to comment #9. And i never assume anyone on the internet is female, regardless, since i have been browsing for quite some time.
#16 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Do you just call every woman who is verbally kicking your ass a feminist? Because I didn't realize feminism was part of our conversation.

Also, pic related. I'm seriously having a hard time believing you're 21. Do you even English?
User avatar #17 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I call you a feminist for the same reason you call me a faggot. There is no evidence as to my sexual orientation, yet clearly it needs to be dragged into the conversation. Insults do not an argument make, I can curse all day, but it's not earning me any points in the debate club. Change your tampon, get over the fact that you haven't seen a penis in a while, and hopefully enjoy the rest of your day, i sincerely wish you do.
User avatar #18 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
'Faggot' is a universally accepted linguistic slang. 'Feminist' is not. Need proof? Walk up to someone and call them a feminist and see if they give more of a fuck than I do. I think you know this. I think you're pretending to not know the difference.

And make all the sexist jokes you'd like, it really doesn't bother me. Actually it makes you look like even more of a dick, because you've now resorted to sexist jokes ONLY BECAUSE you learned I was a female. It's like I think I know what went through your head: "LOL SHE'S A GURL HUH? LOL GIRLS USE TAMPONS AND SHIT. MEN DON'T. GONNA INSULT YOU NOW WOMAN LOL BACK IN DA KITCHENNN"

User avatar #19 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Seeing as this is the internet, i think you invalidated your first point there. Your follow up was a bit sloppy as well, like the blowjobs you gave in the early 60's. Watch more cartoons, read more fart jokes, because that youthful spirit a good soul needs to possess, is long gone, much like the eggs in your barren vagina.
User avatar #20 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't invalidate my point. You're just too much of an idiot to even see my point. It goes right over your brain. And unlike the status of my reproductive organs, your mental prowess is out in the open for everyone to see.

Okay so this is what we're doing now? Just throwing around genital jokes? Lemme try:

LMAO YOUR SPERM COUNT IS SO LOW AND I BET YOUR DICK IS FLOPPY AND DRY AND--...no, I can't do it. I can't be 12 on the internet again, I'm sorry. I'm glad that sort of humor still entertains children though. I thought it had gone stale in 2002.
User avatar #21 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
You did invalidate your point, and here is where i see you having done so. Yes, faggot is a more universally accepted term of slang, but like i said, this is the internet, where feminist is thrown around just as commonly. They are both used to silicate emotional response when used here. Playing up calling me an idiot is just as bad as me using more intelligent forms of genitalia insults, its still just trying to demean each other. So how about this, I stop responding, you stop attempting to "win" an internet argument, and we both enjoy the rest of our days as much as I have this little discussion?
User avatar #22 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Mm-hmm. I've got a better idea. Let's let the general FJ population who has observed our little scuffle sort out the winner.

Let's see who has gotten more red thumbs from all of this--OH WAIT. I guess that means other people think you're wrong too, since you already have more red thumbs..

I would say see you later, but since you'll be banned by this time tomorrow I'll just say bye. It's been fun.
User avatar #23 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
So not only are you not willing to let this go, your going to use others to win? Man if you aren't a feminist i would be extremely surprised. Don't worry, that's not me trying to insult you with the same phrase again, think of it more as an open internal dialogue, much like the vagina monologues. (I only use that as an example since I'm sure it's under your past acting experiences, which probably include being an adult, and having a job.)
#7 - 1) Parties are for teenagers and college freshman. 2) It i…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Managers +1
User avatar #8 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
they aren't having sex, he was just surprised to find his hands on her hips, and she was as well.

also, birthday parties, new years parties, 4th of July parties, are all parties people go to, regardless of age. just because they are parties doesn't mean they are crazy high school/frat parties. but hey man, if you want to be an uptight prude who gets offended rather than seeing the humor placed therein, be my guest.
User avatar #9 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
No one is going to believe your faggotry, faggot. We all know you're just being a dick posting porn around outside of NSFW. Don't try to sugar coat it, because it makes you look like an even bigger douche.

And I'm not an uptight prude. But, unlike you, I am an adult and I actually do have a job and, believe it or not, while I'm not at work right now I do occasionally browse FJ at my job. And I don't want to see little faggots like you posting this shit around when people are trying to safely enjoy the down time at their jobs. :] Because it can get other people in trouble at work, and getting other people in trouble at work just makes you an asshole.
User avatar #10 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Did you completely miss the joke? Ok let me lay it down for you plain and simple, mister butthurt. The lightbulb captioned the image as "COMING IN mutant", the X-men, are all mutants, thus why i posted this pic. Now, as to your whole "I have le job faggot, workplace sensitivety QQ" calm down, because i can help you with that too. There is a function on google chrome called "incognito" that allows you to browse without it showing up on your web history, also, if you press alt+f4 on your keyboard you automatically close any window that is currently being used. Welcome to using the internet safely! Btw, since you brought the subject up, I'm 21 years old, and i work for the clerks office of the local court building filing and organizing closed cases, which is a pretty comfy job for clerical work. And as for looking like a big douche, I'd say you have pretty much secured yourself the position with your unrestrained use of degrading vernacular. Have a great day!
User avatar #12 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't miss the joke. It just failed to amuse me considering it was in bad taste.

And you must be an even bigger dumbass than I thought if you think doing all that crap keeps your employers from monitoring what you look at on the computer. That works to keep your mom out. Not the IT big brother.

I don't give a shit who you work for lmao. Nor do I give a shit that you think using two big words gives you an impressive vocabulary. I do give a shit about losers like you posting crap like this outside of NSFW. So I flagged you. It's as simple as that. You, my friend, are the one who is butthurt.

Also, posting crap on my profile just shows how immature you actually are. Well done. You sure showed me.
User avatar #13 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Look man, if its that important for you to keep your browsing history safe, maybe you shouldn't browse a site where people have usernames like "cokfagget99" or be using such vulgar commentary. I'm just amused at how pissed you actually are over a picture. Have fun with your tiny penis, unfulfilling job, and void of love lifestyle that you so enjoy. Remember, you get out of life what you put in, a little positivity goes a long way.
User avatar #14 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I love it when douches think they have the upper hand in an argument and resort to just throwing out random insults to make themselves appear bigger.

I'm not concerned with my browsing history. My coworkers know I go to FJ. What I don't care to see is porn out of NSFW, thanks.

I'm not pissed. I'm responsible.

I don't have a tiny penis. I actually have a nonexistant one, seeing as how I'm female. You went to my profile and failed to notice this. Your powers of observation will surely have the power to bring great nations to their knees.

I could work for Lockheed Martin for all you know, yet you instantly label my job as unfulfilling. Interesting, coming from a man who organizes papers for a living.

How does one make such immediate presumptions about ones lifestyle so quickly? Do tell me, so that children everywhere can learn what NOT to do.

You want me to be positive over an X-Men porn picture? Really? Lol bitch I don't even like Cyclops.
User avatar #15 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
OH, i see, your just a feminist, got it. Keep it coming, it's entertaining. btw, you made yourself out to be a hypocrite in your last statement, refer to comment #9. And i never assume anyone on the internet is female, regardless, since i have been browsing for quite some time.
#16 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Do you just call every woman who is verbally kicking your ass a feminist? Because I didn't realize feminism was part of our conversation.

Also, pic related. I'm seriously having a hard time believing you're 21. Do you even English?
User avatar #17 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I call you a feminist for the same reason you call me a faggot. There is no evidence as to my sexual orientation, yet clearly it needs to be dragged into the conversation. Insults do not an argument make, I can curse all day, but it's not earning me any points in the debate club. Change your tampon, get over the fact that you haven't seen a penis in a while, and hopefully enjoy the rest of your day, i sincerely wish you do.
User avatar #18 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
'Faggot' is a universally accepted linguistic slang. 'Feminist' is not. Need proof? Walk up to someone and call them a feminist and see if they give more of a fuck than I do. I think you know this. I think you're pretending to not know the difference.

And make all the sexist jokes you'd like, it really doesn't bother me. Actually it makes you look like even more of a dick, because you've now resorted to sexist jokes ONLY BECAUSE you learned I was a female. It's like I think I know what went through your head: "LOL SHE'S A GURL HUH? LOL GIRLS USE TAMPONS AND SHIT. MEN DON'T. GONNA INSULT YOU NOW WOMAN LOL BACK IN DA KITCHENNN"

User avatar #19 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Seeing as this is the internet, i think you invalidated your first point there. Your follow up was a bit sloppy as well, like the blowjobs you gave in the early 60's. Watch more cartoons, read more fart jokes, because that youthful spirit a good soul needs to possess, is long gone, much like the eggs in your barren vagina.
User avatar #20 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't invalidate my point. You're just too much of an idiot to even see my point. It goes right over your brain. And unlike the status of my reproductive organs, your mental prowess is out in the open for everyone to see.

Okay so this is what we're doing now? Just throwing around genital jokes? Lemme try:

LMAO YOUR SPERM COUNT IS SO LOW AND I BET YOUR DICK IS FLOPPY AND DRY AND--...no, I can't do it. I can't be 12 on the internet again, I'm sorry. I'm glad that sort of humor still entertains children though. I thought it had gone stale in 2002.
User avatar #21 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
You did invalidate your point, and here is where i see you having done so. Yes, faggot is a more universally accepted term of slang, but like i said, this is the internet, where feminist is thrown around just as commonly. They are both used to silicate emotional response when used here. Playing up calling me an idiot is just as bad as me using more intelligent forms of genitalia insults, its still just trying to demean each other. So how about this, I stop responding, you stop attempting to "win" an internet argument, and we both enjoy the rest of our days as much as I have this little discussion?
User avatar #22 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Mm-hmm. I've got a better idea. Let's let the general FJ population who has observed our little scuffle sort out the winner.

Let's see who has gotten more red thumbs from all of this--OH WAIT. I guess that means other people think you're wrong too, since you already have more red thumbs..

I would say see you later, but since you'll be banned by this time tomorrow I'll just say bye. It's been fun.
User avatar #23 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
So not only are you not willing to let this go, your going to use others to win? Man if you aren't a feminist i would be extremely surprised. Don't worry, that's not me trying to insult you with the same phrase again, think of it more as an open internal dialogue, much like the vagina monologues. (I only use that as an example since I'm sure it's under your past acting experiences, which probably include being an adult, and having a job.)
#5 - Flagged for porn faggot.  [+] (18 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Managers +2
#11 - pedobearRAW (07/10/2013) [-]
well aren't you a nice little faggot.
User avatar #6 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
you must be fun at parties, also, there's no nudity, so calm your tits.
User avatar #7 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
1) Parties are for teenagers and college freshman.
2) It is a cartoon picture of two characters having sex. The fact that you censored out the tits doesn't mean it's not porn dumbass.
User avatar #8 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
they aren't having sex, he was just surprised to find his hands on her hips, and she was as well.

also, birthday parties, new years parties, 4th of July parties, are all parties people go to, regardless of age. just because they are parties doesn't mean they are crazy high school/frat parties. but hey man, if you want to be an uptight prude who gets offended rather than seeing the humor placed therein, be my guest.
User avatar #9 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
No one is going to believe your faggotry, faggot. We all know you're just being a dick posting porn around outside of NSFW. Don't try to sugar coat it, because it makes you look like an even bigger douche.

And I'm not an uptight prude. But, unlike you, I am an adult and I actually do have a job and, believe it or not, while I'm not at work right now I do occasionally browse FJ at my job. And I don't want to see little faggots like you posting this shit around when people are trying to safely enjoy the down time at their jobs. :] Because it can get other people in trouble at work, and getting other people in trouble at work just makes you an asshole.
User avatar #10 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Did you completely miss the joke? Ok let me lay it down for you plain and simple, mister butthurt. The lightbulb captioned the image as "COMING IN mutant", the X-men, are all mutants, thus why i posted this pic. Now, as to your whole "I have le job faggot, workplace sensitivety QQ" calm down, because i can help you with that too. There is a function on google chrome called "incognito" that allows you to browse without it showing up on your web history, also, if you press alt+f4 on your keyboard you automatically close any window that is currently being used. Welcome to using the internet safely! Btw, since you brought the subject up, I'm 21 years old, and i work for the clerks office of the local court building filing and organizing closed cases, which is a pretty comfy job for clerical work. And as for looking like a big douche, I'd say you have pretty much secured yourself the position with your unrestrained use of degrading vernacular. Have a great day!
User avatar #12 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't miss the joke. It just failed to amuse me considering it was in bad taste.

And you must be an even bigger dumbass than I thought if you think doing all that crap keeps your employers from monitoring what you look at on the computer. That works to keep your mom out. Not the IT big brother.

I don't give a shit who you work for lmao. Nor do I give a shit that you think using two big words gives you an impressive vocabulary. I do give a shit about losers like you posting crap like this outside of NSFW. So I flagged you. It's as simple as that. You, my friend, are the one who is butthurt.

Also, posting crap on my profile just shows how immature you actually are. Well done. You sure showed me.
User avatar #13 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Look man, if its that important for you to keep your browsing history safe, maybe you shouldn't browse a site where people have usernames like "cokfagget99" or be using such vulgar commentary. I'm just amused at how pissed you actually are over a picture. Have fun with your tiny penis, unfulfilling job, and void of love lifestyle that you so enjoy. Remember, you get out of life what you put in, a little positivity goes a long way.
User avatar #14 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I love it when douches think they have the upper hand in an argument and resort to just throwing out random insults to make themselves appear bigger.

I'm not concerned with my browsing history. My coworkers know I go to FJ. What I don't care to see is porn out of NSFW, thanks.

I'm not pissed. I'm responsible.

I don't have a tiny penis. I actually have a nonexistant one, seeing as how I'm female. You went to my profile and failed to notice this. Your powers of observation will surely have the power to bring great nations to their knees.

I could work for Lockheed Martin for all you know, yet you instantly label my job as unfulfilling. Interesting, coming from a man who organizes papers for a living.

How does one make such immediate presumptions about ones lifestyle so quickly? Do tell me, so that children everywhere can learn what NOT to do.

You want me to be positive over an X-Men porn picture? Really? Lol bitch I don't even like Cyclops.
User avatar #15 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
OH, i see, your just a feminist, got it. Keep it coming, it's entertaining. btw, you made yourself out to be a hypocrite in your last statement, refer to comment #9. And i never assume anyone on the internet is female, regardless, since i have been browsing for quite some time.
#16 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Do you just call every woman who is verbally kicking your ass a feminist? Because I didn't realize feminism was part of our conversation.

Also, pic related. I'm seriously having a hard time believing you're 21. Do you even English?
User avatar #17 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I call you a feminist for the same reason you call me a faggot. There is no evidence as to my sexual orientation, yet clearly it needs to be dragged into the conversation. Insults do not an argument make, I can curse all day, but it's not earning me any points in the debate club. Change your tampon, get over the fact that you haven't seen a penis in a while, and hopefully enjoy the rest of your day, i sincerely wish you do.
User avatar #18 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
'Faggot' is a universally accepted linguistic slang. 'Feminist' is not. Need proof? Walk up to someone and call them a feminist and see if they give more of a fuck than I do. I think you know this. I think you're pretending to not know the difference.

And make all the sexist jokes you'd like, it really doesn't bother me. Actually it makes you look like even more of a dick, because you've now resorted to sexist jokes ONLY BECAUSE you learned I was a female. It's like I think I know what went through your head: "LOL SHE'S A GURL HUH? LOL GIRLS USE TAMPONS AND SHIT. MEN DON'T. GONNA INSULT YOU NOW WOMAN LOL BACK IN DA KITCHENNN"

User avatar #19 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Seeing as this is the internet, i think you invalidated your first point there. Your follow up was a bit sloppy as well, like the blowjobs you gave in the early 60's. Watch more cartoons, read more fart jokes, because that youthful spirit a good soul needs to possess, is long gone, much like the eggs in your barren vagina.
User avatar #20 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
I didn't invalidate my point. You're just too much of an idiot to even see my point. It goes right over your brain. And unlike the status of my reproductive organs, your mental prowess is out in the open for everyone to see.

Okay so this is what we're doing now? Just throwing around genital jokes? Lemme try:

LMAO YOUR SPERM COUNT IS SO LOW AND I BET YOUR DICK IS FLOPPY AND DRY AND--...no, I can't do it. I can't be 12 on the internet again, I'm sorry. I'm glad that sort of humor still entertains children though. I thought it had gone stale in 2002.
User avatar #21 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
You did invalidate your point, and here is where i see you having done so. Yes, faggot is a more universally accepted term of slang, but like i said, this is the internet, where feminist is thrown around just as commonly. They are both used to silicate emotional response when used here. Playing up calling me an idiot is just as bad as me using more intelligent forms of genitalia insults, its still just trying to demean each other. So how about this, I stop responding, you stop attempting to "win" an internet argument, and we both enjoy the rest of our days as much as I have this little discussion?
User avatar #22 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Mm-hmm. I've got a better idea. Let's let the general FJ population who has observed our little scuffle sort out the winner.

Let's see who has gotten more red thumbs from all of this--OH WAIT. I guess that means other people think you're wrong too, since you already have more red thumbs..

I would say see you later, but since you'll be banned by this time tomorrow I'll just say bye. It's been fun.
User avatar #23 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
So not only are you not willing to let this go, your going to use others to win? Man if you aren't a feminist i would be extremely surprised. Don't worry, that's not me trying to insult you with the same phrase again, think of it more as an open internal dialogue, much like the vagina monologues. (I only use that as an example since I'm sure it's under your past acting experiences, which probably include being an adult, and having a job.)
#31 - Sheep go BAAAH. Cats go MEAH. Phonetics.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Meaaah -9
User avatar #35 - zonryu (07/10/2013) [-]
in ENGLISH sheep go baaah and cats meow

in JAPANESE sheep go meeaah and cats go nyan (neeahn not n-eye-an like most assholes think)
User avatar #33 - joeyliquid (07/10/2013) [-]
You 100% completely sure? Say me-ah-ah-ah, it'll sound like a little lamb :<
User avatar #32 - cezar (07/10/2013) [-]
[Mayo Chiki!] Could you say "meaah"?

Get on my level.
#29 - Girl opens her mouth seductively, narrows her eyes, and blushe…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Meaaah -7
User avatar #30 - joeyliquid (07/10/2013) [-]
Ain't it a sheep noise?
User avatar #31 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Sheep go BAAAH. Cats go MEAH.

Phonetics.
User avatar #35 - zonryu (07/10/2013) [-]
in ENGLISH sheep go baaah and cats meow

in JAPANESE sheep go meeaah and cats go nyan (neeahn not n-eye-an like most assholes think)
User avatar #33 - joeyliquid (07/10/2013) [-]
You 100% completely sure? Say me-ah-ah-ah, it'll sound like a little lamb :<
User avatar #32 - cezar (07/10/2013) [-]
[Mayo Chiki!] Could you say "meaah"?

Get on my level.
#18 - Someone who lives in or has visited Japan, please tell me all … 07/10/2013 on Taking her out for a swim. 0
#13 - MFW I'm a vegetarian  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Mighty Meat +13
User avatar #14 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [-]
vegetarian just means "bad hunter" in Indian
#16 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
India just means "third world country" to me.
User avatar #17 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [-]
Native Americans, I mean..a.k.a the red skins
#22 - verifiedcorn (07/10/2013) [-]
.... They don't exactly live to high on the totem pole you know.
User avatar #25 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [-]
too bad my great, great, great, great grandfather killed off them noobs for loot like a man.
#26 - verifiedcorn (07/10/2013) [-]
so some one you share like a 1.5% of blood with did some thing cool. well doesnt that make you bloody special
User avatar #27 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [-]
funny thing is that great, great, great grandmother was Native American..
#530 - There is no such thing as a responsible teenager.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Germany 0
#531 - feragon (07/10/2013) [-]
True, but more responsible is what I said...they still fuck around (myself included)
#130 - Because it doesn't matter how powerful the orgasm is, it shoul…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Nice guys finish last 0
User avatar #181 - thejerseyjenn (07/10/2013) [-]
Actually it can hurt after having one because it's super sensitive after. Too much pleasure can be picked up as pain.
User avatar #191 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
Yup it makes her shudder all over and its so hot but she makes me stop if she embraced it she would enjoy it more...
User avatar #193 - thejerseyjenn (07/11/2013) [-]
No she wouldn't. If she "embraced it" she would be in agony.
User avatar #133 - technobanana (07/10/2013) [-]
Well I only ever make her cum with my mouth or mah fingers on her clit because she doesn't know how to cum inside, she is 17 and she only started masturbating properly at age 16/17 she used to fuck pillows on her clit so I imagine that has something to do with it.... she cums once and she says her clit hurts too much, I can fuck her alright after tho!
#160 - salsawin (07/10/2013) [-]
Most everyone gets really sensitive right after orgasm. Cuddle for a bit (5-10 minutes would probably do, but everyone is different) and you should be good to go again.
User avatar #188 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
We usually keep on fucking and i cum and she is fine and doesn't want another one lol
#125 - Tell her to see a doctor then because that **** a…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Nice guys finish last 0
User avatar #127 - technobanana (07/10/2013) [-]
Why isn't it? she is okay with her one mind boggling shaking orgasm so she doen't need two, she has only been having sex and orgasming and shit for like a year and a half so she still got allot to learn!
User avatar #183 - shazzshabam (07/10/2013) [-]
It sounds like she could have Endometriosis, depending on where she feels the pain.
User avatar #187 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
Hit the nail on the head her mother grandmother and bloody aunt have all had it so she will too, but its her clit that hurts nothing else!
User avatar #189 - shazzshabam (07/11/2013) [-]
Then she needs surgery.
User avatar #190 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
she is 17 you goon she doesn't need surgery yet don't go saying that shit...
User avatar #192 - shazzshabam (07/11/2013) [-]
You said she had endometriosis? It's a condition where the cells of the uterus grow outside and around it, where they shouldn't be. During menstrual cycles and after sex, they become inflamed, causing extreme pain. It's nothing to do with her age. They make a small incision and remove the cells from the abdomen. If left, it can cause distortions and scarring causing more pain and possibly infertility. It's not genetic, nobody is born with it.

But since you said it's pain in her clitoris, then it's unlikely to be that. I think the problem is you are focusing on the clit and nothing else. The clit has thousands more nerve endings than the head of a penis, so excess stimulation or stimulation given too early can irritate and cause pain, so easy up a tad. There are nerves over the whole area, only zero in on that button when she is completely ready.
User avatar #195 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
I know what it is.....
User avatar #130 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Because it doesn't matter how powerful the orgasm is, it shouldn't hurt to have more than one, or hurt if you continue to have sex after she had one. I've been having multiple orgasms since I was 8 years old and it really isn't supposed to hurt or be uncomfortable bro. It's got nothing to do with age or experience.
User avatar #181 - thejerseyjenn (07/10/2013) [-]
Actually it can hurt after having one because it's super sensitive after. Too much pleasure can be picked up as pain.
User avatar #191 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
Yup it makes her shudder all over and its so hot but she makes me stop if she embraced it she would enjoy it more...
User avatar #193 - thejerseyjenn (07/11/2013) [-]
No she wouldn't. If she "embraced it" she would be in agony.
User avatar #133 - technobanana (07/10/2013) [-]
Well I only ever make her cum with my mouth or mah fingers on her clit because she doesn't know how to cum inside, she is 17 and she only started masturbating properly at age 16/17 she used to fuck pillows on her clit so I imagine that has something to do with it.... she cums once and she says her clit hurts too much, I can fuck her alright after tho!
#160 - salsawin (07/10/2013) [-]
Most everyone gets really sensitive right after orgasm. Cuddle for a bit (5-10 minutes would probably do, but everyone is different) and you should be good to go again.
User avatar #188 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
We usually keep on fucking and i cum and she is fine and doesn't want another one lol
#504 - Maybe this is just the future crotchety old woman in me, but a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Germany +1
#526 - feragon (07/10/2013) [-]
The difference is that in most countries where the drinking age is 16 you don't get teenagers doing that, they are more responsible...these are cultures where drinking is more of a social gathering occasion and so binge drinking hardly takes place thus they hardly ever get wasted and fuck shit up
User avatar #530 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
There is no such thing as a responsible teenager.
#531 - feragon (07/10/2013) [-]
True, but more responsible is what I said...they still fuck around (myself included)
#269 - That's my point you ******* retard. Books need ta… 07/09/2013 on i FUCKING HATE ebooks 0
#120 - eBook readers/tablets only need to be charged like, once a wee…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on i FUCKING HATE ebooks +1
User avatar #156 - dyingkisses (07/08/2013) [-]
But it would be days before I got around to charging it, lol. You know how long it's been since my Ipod died? a couple weeks. It's still dead.
#50 - I believe lyunn was asking how they got a camera pointed at t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Crab sucked into underwater... +8
User avatar #55 - lyuun (07/08/2013) [-]
thank you, kind sir. people seem to be happy to think the worst of anyone.
#27 - This is hilarious, but why is it in these animes the girls are…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Plot Twist -1
#40 - latinotornado (07/08/2013) [-]
you should deff watch an anime called Boku no Pico. Sounds like something you would like
User avatar #30 - rtsgamer (07/08/2013) [-]
might I refer you to Boku no Pico.
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#16 - Womens Study Major (07/19/2013) [-]
Filthy slut
#15 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
needs more dildos.
#14 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
Your dildos are going bad, you should grab 'em!
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It's always sunny when you use positivism.
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