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casval

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Gender: female
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
Last Login:5/26/2015
Location:Texas
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#62 - For those who aren't aware, the male isn't displeased. He's ch… 05/24/2015 on Lioness' potty break +3
#145 - My thoughts exactly. I don't think I want to have surgery in a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Fact comp #9 0
#174 - iqequalzero (05/23/2015) [-]
Look at comment #149
#20 - I feel like this is exactly how I would look if someone drew m… 05/23/2015 on manga these days 0
#103 - The VP as well as a few others have access to the codes, howev…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Females 0
#104 - falloutsurvivor (05/23/2015) [-]
well tbh i dont trust a president who never served....operating as a military leader

so hes a puppet with a big gun and lacking the training to use it responsibly

makes sense really....a military man would know to object to any orders he deems questionable...a civilian puppet just obeys his corporate masters....so more likely to nuke anything without conscience getting in the way
#48 - Maybe Cap got so much crap because he's so lame. 05/23/2015 on Capitan America 0
#97 - The president has the nuclear launch codes tho. That's real power.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Females 0
#100 - falloutsurvivor (05/23/2015) [-]
yeah but he cant just up and launch nukes on his own
doesnt he need authorization codes from other members of his staff?

User avatar #103 - casval (05/23/2015) [-]
The VP as well as a few others have access to the codes, however, the President can authorize their use at any time (I believe), as he is Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. militia. Even without congressional approval for war, the president can go against them and do it anyway.

I could be wrong, this is all going on memory. But I think if Obama decided to take Syria off the map, all he would have to do is authorize a strike.

Not saying he's not still a puppet, but he's a puppet with a big gun.
#104 - falloutsurvivor (05/23/2015) [-]
well tbh i dont trust a president who never served....operating as a military leader

so hes a puppet with a big gun and lacking the training to use it responsibly

makes sense really....a military man would know to object to any orders he deems questionable...a civilian puppet just obeys his corporate masters....so more likely to nuke anything without conscience getting in the way
#6 - Jesus Christ, is...is that real?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Public Service Announcement 0
User avatar #11 - puggles (04/30/2015) [-]
yep. the australian drop bear. carnivorous subspecies of kolas who hunt by falling out of trees and landing on their prey, hence the name.
australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear
User avatar #53 - tables (04/30/2015) [-]
Can't tell if that's a troll post... It's a rare day...
User avatar #55 - puggles (05/01/2015) [-]
never a dull moment around here.
#45 - Nah bro. Didn't find anything in there but your self-respect.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on oh god no -12
User avatar #69 - olmesy (04/30/2015) [-]
...what?

That's not even an insult, it's just weird
User avatar #46 - lmOldGreg (04/30/2015) [-]
Did you check the cankles?
#43 - Yeah sorry about that. But hey, what can you do? Some men like'em big.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2015 on oh god no -11
User avatar #44 - lmOldGreg (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeh. Hey could you check one of your folds, out TV remote hasn't turned up for days.
User avatar #45 - casval (04/30/2015) [-]
Nah bro. Didn't find anything in there but your self-respect.
User avatar #69 - olmesy (04/30/2015) [-]
...what?

That's not even an insult, it's just weird
User avatar #46 - lmOldGreg (04/30/2015) [-]
Did you check the cankles?
#41 - No I'm the one ******* your dad while you're at school.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/30/2015 on oh god no -14
User avatar #42 - lmOldGreg (04/30/2015) [-]
I wondered what those cracks in the ceiling where from. Told him about fucking bitches that measure on the Richter scale... he never listens.
#71 - fiftyshadesofgus (04/30/2015) [-]
#52 - supervizor (04/30/2015) [-]
Savage
#63 - lmOldGreg (04/30/2015) [-]
how i feel
#58 - dumbasshunter (04/30/2015) [-]
you called?
User avatar #43 - casval (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah sorry about that. But hey, what can you do? Some men like'em big.
User avatar #44 - lmOldGreg (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeh. Hey could you check one of your folds, out TV remote hasn't turned up for days.
User avatar #45 - casval (04/30/2015) [-]
Nah bro. Didn't find anything in there but your self-respect.
User avatar #69 - olmesy (04/30/2015) [-]
...what?

That's not even an insult, it's just weird
User avatar #46 - lmOldGreg (04/30/2015) [-]
Did you check the cankles?

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User avatar #17 - keatontheghostfox (01/29/2015) [-]
What's with the comments about dildos? :p
User avatar #18 to #17 - casval (02/01/2015) [-]
LMAO. I pissed off this n00b a long time ago who got a bunch of his n00b friends to ******** my profile. The theme was "give this bitch her dildos." Whatevs.
#16 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Filthy slut
#15 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
needs more dildos.
#14 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Your dildos are going bad, you should grab 'em!
#13 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
It's always sunny when you use positivism.
#12 - xxmarkusxx has deleted their comment [-]
#11 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Should probly get those dildos yo won.
#10 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
don't forget to get all those dildos you won!
#9 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Need to pick up you dildoes cunt!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - mayormilkman (05/12/2013) [-]
Cool picture.
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