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| Date Signed Up: | 7/15/2013 |
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| Content Ranking: | #6992 |
| Comment Ranking: | #1179 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #247 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #1155 |
| Content Thumbs: | 9701 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 5112 |
| Content Level Progress: | 22% (22/100) Level 176 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk |
| Comment Level Progress: | 18% (18/100) Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz |
| Subscribers: | 1 |
| Content Views: | 493853 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 797 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 128 |
| FJ Points: | 9355 |
| Favorite Tags: | the (29) | game (27) | The Game (27) | best (2) | fuck (2) | is (2) |
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Uploaded: 12/01/13
Paul Walker 3 fast 3 furious
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Steel Jets - Views: 37178
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Uploaded: 05/27/15
Tswiftler - Views: 33462
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Irwin Compozo Comp - Views: 26441
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This guy has his priorities... - Views: 35432
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Pun in the Title - Views: 22559
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Uploaded: 08/26/15
How I Met Your Mother
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| #3 - I've only ever read fan fics on cringe comps, I feel like this… | 12/26/2015 on Virus | 0 |
| #20 - Ha, gay. | 12/26/2015 on Girl Meets Girl (yuri one... | +4 |
| #30 - k | 12/26/2015 on STEAM AND ORIGIN HOLIDAY... | 0 |
| #2 - Jesus, she's a ******* girl and would still probably be… | 12/25/2015 on (untitled) | +262 |
| #993 - What did I win? | 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway | 0 |
| #1363845 - Anyone have Jackbox Partypack on steam? My friend and I are lo… | 12/12/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #3 - Cr1tikal, truly the person of our generation. Great job on the… | 12/09/2015 on So Cr1TiKaL played Who's... | +2 |
| #14 - God dammit, I should have known from the live leak spoiler | 12/06/2015 on Didn du nufin | +1 |
| #2 - I feel like there will be a rise in deaths because of this. | 12/06/2015 on this seems to be a thing in... | +11 |
| #2 - They should unwrap that tree so they can find the car. | 12/06/2015 on Anon's best Christmas | +400 |
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It was january 1872, Jim was just a little cucumber, but aspired to be one of the greatest, greenest fruits on this planet. Jim was travelling with a fruit merchant and a horse.
One stormy night the merchant entered the merchandise wagon and took jim out of his bag. Screaming for help Jim tried everyhting to get away, but all was in vain because he was a cucumber. 17 minutes later his dream to become the greenest cucumber was no longer a realistic one, since he was now a brown cucumber
the merchant pelasured himself with the cucumber
One stormy night the merchant entered the merchandise wagon and took jim out of his bag. Screaming for help Jim tried everyhting to get away, but all was in vain because he was a cucumber. 17 minutes later his dream to become the greenest cucumber was no longer a realistic one, since he was now a brown cucumber
the merchant pelasured himself with the cucumber
