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#70 - how so? I just would like to live in an age where rock n roll …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #72 - cunttoaster (03/07/2014) [-]
Once again you're not very good at convincing me you're 16.
User avatar #74 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
What do you mean dude?
User avatar #77 - cunttoaster (03/07/2014) [-]
What I mean is that the only people I've seen say "I WISH RUK N RAL WUS MAINSTREM BEBER SUX" are no older than 13.
User avatar #79 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
Oh, acceptable, doesn't take away the fact that radio music right now is a pile of shit
User avatar #86 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
mostly because they send the same songs on repeat every day a week, find your own music online... radio never was "this generation"'s music
User avatar #92 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah ofcourse I'm gonna listen to my own music, but at social events, at school, with my friends and even at home there's always the same autotuned 3 note plain pop music playing, live gigs of awesome bands are amazingly expensive and ever party is occupied by snapback wearing kids with obey sweaters, it's getting kinda annoying
User avatar #96 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
mainsteam music has always been shit
User avatar #98 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
Bowie was mainstream, the Beatles, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Elvis...
User avatar #99 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
well, some of the music people listen to is also great, but people listen to it 24/7 and it makes it "bad"

personaly do i listen to alot of the "newer" genres...
also, you whould not trade this days technology for that old music?
User avatar #103 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
I think I would I don't really know :l
But the music isn't necessarily bad, it's just so simple in every way.
The songs are made to be catchy, and that's all they are. I just wanna see pearl jam and guns n roses perform while still in their golden years
User avatar #411 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
well what you say match the radio music, but i know alot of songs thats not easy made... and thats more then catchy, but ye... everyone got a taste for himself
#63 - I'm 16 and miss the 90's Just because of the music, can yo…  [+] (38 new replies) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) -21
User avatar #136 - tylermcall (03/07/2014) [-]
Wow you must be the enlightened messiah of your generation.
Here's a tip or two:
-Get off your fucking high horse
-Stop caring about what people listen to. In the nineties people were listening to Creed, and idolized bigger Drug addicts than JB and Murders, but forget that the nineties are so damn perfect.
-Finally, stop looking in the past when you have a present around you. The reason the nineties are so great for you is because only the gems remain. There was a lot of stupid shit going on back then too, but it is all ancient history. Of course you would know that because you would have to know something to miss something.
TL;DR
Take off your so-called nostalgia glasses.
User avatar #227 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
I just want to experience the music when it was happening dude, is that so bad?
User avatar #245 - tylermcall (03/07/2014) [-]
It is no different than it it now.
User avatar #265 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
I don't know, a lot of my favourite bands now either don't exist or aren't nearl as awesome live or in studio, I just want to see bands like rage against the machine or nirvana perform
User avatar #299 - tylermcall (03/07/2014) [-]
Wasting time thinking about it. Ten years from now you might say the same about current bands.
User avatar #301 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
True, but it's always nice to nag about impossible things
User avatar #176 - havenoballs (03/07/2014) [-]
True story Bro, have my thumb.
User avatar #89 - havenoballs (03/07/2014) [-]
>"16"
>"miss the 90's"

Let me see...
2014-16= 1998
In 2000 your age was 3, you don´t even fucking remember what shitstrom was going on in 2004 and you call yourself a 90's kid?
SRLS?
92 over here kid, when i was 6 i ride my fucking bike to meet my friends and play mario smash bros in the fucking nintendo 64, and if their are not home we are fucked, why you say? `CAUSE WE HAVE TO GO BACK HOME IN THE FUCKING BIKE!
Generation you say? That proves shit, i´m a true 90's kid, but there are guys in my age that listen that shitty music from today and dress like a fucking nugget in a orgy party pool in heroin, i look at them and say "fuck this generation dude" , it´s 2014 you morron, don´t talk shit about "being a 90's kid" because you was 3 in the 90's, for fuck sake, i´m tired of this kind of kids that say "i´m sooooooo 90's because i listen music and play games" , if is that, i´m a 80's guy! i just fucking listen Metallica and AC/DC, Fucking Love my fucking Motorbike, is a fucking yamaha dragstar 650, is not the best bike but fuck man, even my bike is more "90's" than you!

For the grammar haters, fuck off, this is not my natural language and i fucking suck at English class, i don´t care.
#402 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/07/2014) [-]
I couldn't tell you weren't a native until the last sentence.
#483 - havenoballs (03/08/2014) [-]
My english suck, sorry about that...
#496 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/08/2014) [-]
Not at all, seems pretty good to me. Probably more readable than half the native English speakers on this site. I applaud your knowledgeable use of the word "fuck". not sarcasm
User avatar #144 - niteghost (03/07/2014) [-]
Come on now there is no need to hate on any music. It's all just personal preference. I listen to all music and I don't dress like a nugget. '92 master race.
User avatar #169 - havenoballs (03/07/2014) [-]
Is not hate Bro, is the "people", 70% of them ok? they are just fucking douches, i don´t blame the music, there music that i like too, like 5.F.D.P or eminem (i like the older albums), one of my neighborhood is a 23 years old asshole, and he spend 8 hours in his house whit this fucking Bass system (it is a really sweet system, i must admit) that plays all this fucking guetto music (the bad ones) all day in, is so fucking loud, why do they have to be so fucking jerks?
User avatar #95 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
I don't miss 'em cause I can't even remember them, what I meant is that it seemed like a much better musical era, together with the 50's to 80's
User avatar #104 - havenoballs (03/07/2014) [-]
Sorry bud, i´m just fucked you because of the "general" kids like you, just don´t say "i miss the 90's" because that makes no sense.
It´s 2014, you are a 00's kids, be proud of that like we are proud of ours 90's, yes, i listen 70's and 80's music, but i´m a 90's virgin asshole, and you? you can fucking listen the music that you want, but be fucking proud "but the music sucks!", dude, you have ALOT of 00's music, and not all of them suck ok? Just... please... respect us...
User avatar #106 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right, and there's always great music if you know where to find it,I mean, 90's sure had a few of the worst songs in history so we're all in the same boat I guess
User avatar #109 - havenoballs (03/07/2014) [-]
Guess what...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eh2cHEhI94

we are proud people from 90's but damn... we have a lot of shit too man...

Thats why i say to you "be proud of 00's", there still good music from yours Generation.
User avatar #112 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
It's just not about the pusic with backstreet boys and nicki minaj nstuff like that, it's performance, and I guess we can't hate on that but still...
User avatar #91 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
90's kids for life, because we got to grow up into the golden age of technology
i also did alot of N64 and PS1 etc, 95 here
#94 - havenoballs (03/07/2014) [-]
This is for you Bro.
#97 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #88 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
you cant remember the 90's, because you were 2-3 years...
User avatar #69 - cunttoaster (03/07/2014) [-]
Due to that remark I find it hard to believe you're 16.
#76 - vertichorizon (03/07/2014) [-]
You'd also be surprised that I am 17 ...I really dislike my generation and wish I grew up around the end of the 80s...The music was actually good more of the time and it was easier to find work or things like that.
User avatar #80 - cunttoaster (03/07/2014) [-]
you're almost saying is that there were no bad songs in the 80's when in reality there were they had their selection of Biebers and One Directions but no one focuses on that because they weren't born then or they don't remember
#84 - vertichorizon (03/07/2014) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong ...There is terrible music in every generation ...But the majority of the things that I have heard from that era are actually good. Considering my parents showed me things that they like from that era and I enjoy them. More so than most of todays music.
User avatar #70 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
how so? I just would like to live in an age where rock n roll is mainstream
User avatar #72 - cunttoaster (03/07/2014) [-]
Once again you're not very good at convincing me you're 16.
User avatar #74 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
What do you mean dude?
User avatar #77 - cunttoaster (03/07/2014) [-]
What I mean is that the only people I've seen say "I WISH RUK N RAL WUS MAINSTREM BEBER SUX" are no older than 13.
User avatar #79 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
Oh, acceptable, doesn't take away the fact that radio music right now is a pile of shit
User avatar #86 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
mostly because they send the same songs on repeat every day a week, find your own music online... radio never was "this generation"'s music
User avatar #92 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah ofcourse I'm gonna listen to my own music, but at social events, at school, with my friends and even at home there's always the same autotuned 3 note plain pop music playing, live gigs of awesome bands are amazingly expensive and ever party is occupied by snapback wearing kids with obey sweaters, it's getting kinda annoying
User avatar #96 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
mainsteam music has always been shit
User avatar #98 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
Bowie was mainstream, the Beatles, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Elvis...
User avatar #99 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
well, some of the music people listen to is also great, but people listen to it 24/7 and it makes it "bad"

personaly do i listen to alot of the "newer" genres...
also, you whould not trade this days technology for that old music?
User avatar #103 - carthos (03/07/2014) [-]
I think I would I don't really know :l
But the music isn't necessarily bad, it's just so simple in every way.
The songs are made to be catchy, and that's all they are. I just wanna see pearl jam and guns n roses perform while still in their golden years
User avatar #411 - burningdash (03/07/2014) [-]
well what you say match the radio music, but i know alot of songs thats not easy made... and thats more then catchy, but ye... everyone got a taste for himself
#57 - I'm implying that capabilty should be more important than gend… 03/05/2014 on You're Beautiful +1
#15 - Naturally 03/05/2014 on You're Beautiful +2
#10 - Well at least something is sucking it! 03/05/2014 on Wisdom +161
#6 - I love how woman want more omen in politics, that's sexist, ca…  [+] (28 new replies) 03/05/2014 on You're Beautiful +261
#87 - mexicandudeinsd (03/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 - kevinbieksa (03/05/2014) [-]
I completely agree with that, but both genders should be represented at a "Gender Equality Commission." Nobody would want the Commission to be made up entirely of feminazis, would we? Fuck, nobody wants feminazis anywhere.
#53 - gnegg (03/05/2014) [-]
It's not sexist, since they require equal terms, which is not happening at the moment.

The problem are the people who report on most equal companies, where 60% women is more equal than a company with 58% men.
User avatar #51 - TheseChocodiles (03/05/2014) [-]
1. More women doesn't imply all women, simply more than there are (because there isn't many).
2. Also you would be very naive in thinking that in high up jobs like that, women aren't more often dismissed. Mostly because from an employers point of view, if they get pregnant, would you want to have to pay for them to take time off?

Also considering a lot of political parties are inspired by functionalism, functionalists believe that women are the 'care givers' and should be there when their husband gets home from work to facilitate them. It's actually called 'warm bath' theory.
User avatar #49 - imofcnotharveydent (03/05/2014) [-]
while they probably are very good and competent there should be a equally good counterpart considering all the people that excist,

also your argument is like having a elite & worker party, with only elite, while not necessary bad, you won't get anyone with experience directly from the others side.

inb4 hurr durr whiteknight, feminist or neckbeard
#26 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Are you implying that women are inherently worse at politics, or that they should be kept out of it because they lack historical experience? Newsflash, faggot, a lot of male politicians suck at their job. It is the height of arrogance to assume that wanting women in politics is sexism.

What if your local political system was populated entirely by the opposite gender? Don't you think us men (and i am perhaps unjustly placing you in here with me) would find it a little scary that there are no men with significant power in the state? Would we not feel constantly misrepresented or just plain forgotten? Would this not feel oppressive? And would we not be right in feeling that way?

I've just described to you the state of politics as it is now for women. It's a travesty and that's the only way to look at it. How dare you claim sexism.
User avatar #57 - carthos (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm implying that capabilty should be more important than gender, if it happens to be that men are generally better, or the individuals that happen to be men, than so shall it be, if there are women who are better at the job, than they should get it, regardless of gender
#54 - chrisauh (03/05/2014) [-]
oh look, a woman acting like she got attacked and is the victim here. every fucking post there is always a woman not taking responsibility for other women and saying "I'm a woman and i dont do this!!!" how about you shut the fuck up and admit that other women in fact are in the wrong
#45 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Back to tumblr you go
User avatar #33 - herbolifee (03/05/2014) [-]
Found the feminist!
User avatar #17 - exquisitegentleman (03/05/2014) [-]
This sort of double standard is more of an issue these days than is sexism, racism, etc.. People taking advantage of things that happened in history that never even affected them.
User avatar #14 - nucularwar (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure having at least one woman on a committee designed to make sure men and women are equally represented would be a given
User avatar #19 - timmywankenobi (03/05/2014) [-]
They have the entire department of women's affairs and the women's lobby.
User avatar #15 - carthos (03/05/2014) [-]
Naturally
User avatar #13 - invshika (03/05/2014) [-]
you understand the leftist victim machine
User avatar #9 - mizzycupcakes (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm a woman and i'd like an intelligent and well informed person male or female in politics.... making a broad statement like that is really ignorant....
User avatar #11 - solitaryweasel (03/05/2014) [-]
Yes but to say that a committee must require a woman means that you must have a woman even if she is not the best person for the job.
User avatar #12 - mizzycupcakes (03/05/2014) [-]
Just because it requires please note that require is not the same thing as 'need'. In other words, requirements indicate the characteristic of the process that are essential for meeting the goals of what you are trying to accomplish. Requirements are subset of needs. You 'need' people in order to make up a government or committee. You require equal opportunities in the work place. You require that it has to be male and female. 'a woman' doesn't imply that she has to be or is going to be an unqualified woman. Pretty sure that you would want someone with the correct education and background to be a representative of any group of people. Anyways, the entire premise of the joke is that its for gender equality... you'd need both genders on the committee in order for it to equally represent both genders. It's pretty implied that you're not going to get the job unless you have the qualifications.
User avatar #27 - lolme (03/05/2014) [-]
The point is that she could be selected over one or more males with much better qualifications simply because she is a female and they made the rule that for example 20% of the employees must be female. Which is not equality, but feminazism.
User avatar #91 - mizzycupcakes (03/06/2014) [-]
That's also just a stereo type >< If you look at recent statistics say in like the last 10 years you'll see a crazy trend in how men and women are representing themselves in the work force. Currently the number of female CEOs of Fortune 500 companies has increased by 65 percent in just the last three years. Last year, there were 22 female CEOs!!! See, up until around 2009 when Obama signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, which ensured that women were getting paid EQUALLY to men. I don't think thing's were quite as fair. Women are not looking to get jobs over men if they are unqualified because there are women who are JUST AS QUALIFIED looking to be able to compete with men in the same fields. They are REQUIRING that there's a certain % of women in the work force BECAUSE THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE QUALIFIED TO BE THERE but are not given the opportunities. Again. It is ignorant to assume that they would choose a less qualified person simply because of their sex. Like currently through some random ass study that may or may not be entirely accurate there is a 1:1 ratio of men to women in the world, which means that there is just as much of a probability of finding a woman as qualified for a job as there is a male. And yet not too long ago there was more males in the workforce than women. Current statistics show that while there is a bigger boom in men in the work place there was a sudden deflation then influx of men losing then gaining jobs even in female dominated work roles. While there was a steady influx of women in entrepreneurial roles That doesn't have anything to do with qualifications and that was proven.

TO BRING YOU UP TO SPEED. As I stated before, there are so many more women in the work force and that should continue!!! And honestly what you're saying has 0 relevance to the joke. ITS A GENDER EQUALITY COMMITEE. The only way BOTH genders can be FAIRLY REPRESENTED is by having both genders there!
#30 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
The USA has a two party system where one person will be selected over a possibly better person just because of their party since each party only has one prime canditate for a position. Third partys never make it. Here, it doesn't matter if someone has the best possible qualifications, if demos will pick demos, and repubs will pick repubs. If you aren't one or are the wrong one, you aren't picked.

But they call that representing the demographic, not being party-nazis.
#16 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
this is in US and A im pretty sure there arent any educated people out there, except for the top1% maybe
#7 - solitaryweasel (03/05/2014) [-]
I too want more omen in politics.
#58 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
I know the kid personally.
#60 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
is he good in bed?
User avatar #77 - miscarriage (03/05/2014) [-]
what da heck
User avatar #28 - straightbusta (03/05/2014) [-]
Fuck that fucking kid i never trusted 5-10 year old after that movie
#8 - slias (03/05/2014) [-]
You read the news man? Plenty of omens in politics.
#70 - Wishfull thinking I guess 03/04/2014 on Dudes - Check this shiznit... 0
#57 - you've got health points, you can probably change the amount o…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Dudes - Check this shiznit... +1
#68 - amuzen (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but are you just guessing that because it sounds like ideal features to add to any high budget laser tag system or are you saying that because you read it from their site?

What I think Jowi is saying is this post is pretty much just saying, look at this cool laser tag gun, it's better than other laser tag guns, it can change colors and you and program it, you should buy it.
User avatar #108 - crampers (03/04/2014) [-]
Jowi and amuzen, in the post OP wrote that it has customizable features, as in you can program your own games, OP just advertised this wrong - He should have said HEY look at this cool gadget that you can apply to lasertag guns, so you can make a local match, on the display its able to tell who was shot and where, even for those who didnt see the guy die - possibilities includes power ups and the like.


But yes it's primarily a advanced form of laser tag.
User avatar #70 - carthos (03/04/2014) [-]
Wishfull thinking I guess
#60 - I have to enter the number differently *******  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Free Cruise Hotline 0
#67 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Use your face, then, geez.
#61 - sovereignty (03/02/2014) [-]
calm the fuck down
#49 - How do I dial that number? I'm from Belgium  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Free Cruise Hotline +1
User avatar #78 - anniethreeone (03/02/2014) [-]
international calling requires first your country's exit code, second, the receiving country's entry code, then local area code, then the number
You can find a full list of entry and exit codes at:
www.howtocallabroad.com/codes.html
User avatar #63 - myrtille (03/02/2014) [-]
1 (country code) 781 (area code) 4524077 (phone number)
#58 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Well, here in Canada we usually use our fingers to dial the numbers.
User avatar #60 - carthos (03/02/2014) [-]
I have to enter the number differently dipshit
#67 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Use your face, then, geez.
#61 - sovereignty (03/02/2014) [-]
calm the fuck down
#1 - Picture 03/01/2014 on Looking for Greentext 0
#91 - **carthos rolls 711** 03/01/2014 on pokemon game 0
#3 - Imagine an engine that can produce these kind of physics perfe…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Blue flubber +7
#13 - europe (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe someday when they'll spend more than 4000 bucks developing a new engine
User avatar #10 - Jwako (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm actually stoked to see technology advance to the point where graphical advancements in games aren't a selling point anymore. We might start seeing more innovation.
User avatar #7 - scant (02/28/2014) [-]
You'd need a computer that could make more than one calculation at once. Maybe with quantum computing.
#4 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
One more decade give or take a few years.
#12 - Yeah, he could ge hit in the head! 02/17/2014 on title 0
#229 - Picture 02/16/2014 on It's Vocaroo time 0
#11 - That's actually strictly nature sciences 02/15/2014 on First thing I thought of 0
#53 - Yeah I know, but the man who can't die, loving death, it's iro… 02/14/2014 on Deadpool +7
#40 - What if death's ust a metaphor for how much he'd like to die?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Deadpool +7
#43 - orionthegreat (02/14/2014) [-]
No he is actually in love with death. She fell for him when he was part of weapons X because he wouldn't die. Thanos got jealous and cursed him to live.
User avatar #74 - thebaker (02/14/2014) [-]
Would you care to tell me the title and edition where this happened?
#79 - orionthegreat (02/15/2014) [-]
It's one of the earlier 90's comics. Before he even had voices in his head. They were good, you can find them online.
User avatar #80 - thebaker (02/15/2014) [-]
But do you know the exact editions where it happened?
#81 - orionthegreat (02/15/2014) [-]
No I can't. But it's between issues 1 and 69.
#73 - thebaker (02/14/2014) [-]
Man, that was the best thing Marvel ever made.
User avatar #53 - carthos (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, but the man who can't die, loving death, it's ironical,
he's depressed and maybe he wants to die, they can be a metaphor even though they're real characters
#9 - Why do french people change EVERYTHING to french? I was in fra…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on WHAT -1
User avatar #11 - Sabre (02/12/2014) [-]
And then you go watch a superhero movie and hear shit like, "Oui, c'est trop bien, c'est SPEE-DER-MAHN!" (because for some reason, they usually don't translate those names) and you can't stop laughing.
Or maybe that's just me.
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#4 - It doesn't matter if you prove her argument invalid or not, it… 02/09/2014 on Fighting against a girl 0
#147 - They're more discriptions than disorders 02/05/2014 on Real Brain Problems -1
#77 - What'd you think this post was about? 02/02/2014 on WHAT THE FUCK!!! +2
#12 - I also liked to decorate my room with plants 01/31/2014 on Son Takes Paralyzed Dad... 0
#2 - But how is it a paradox?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2014 on (untitled) +11
User avatar #5 - redrex (02/01/2014) [-]
it's not, there are just a BUNCH of people who don't understand what a paradox is, thus thinking everything is a paradox
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User avatar #6 - demandsgayversion (02/01/2014) [-]
That's a paradox
User avatar #29 - demandsgayversion (02/02/2014) [-]
I was being ironic, dammit.
User avatar #3 - ariux (01/31/2014) [-]
You mean paradaxe.
User avatar #4 - Kiecool (02/01/2014) [-]
*repeats old joke* but they wouldn't tell the difference in name if you called it a paradaxe in boston
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#1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Congrats in top comment.

also, hai.
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