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#3 - They put it down, we put iit back up, 'snot that hard to look … 06/13/2014 on For The Ladies +14
#39 - She'll be swimming among High eels? 06/11/2014 on Feminist Wants to Prove... +3
#169 - Think about how much this would affect human nature. If w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on If we evolved from... +3
#178 - therealfishyxander (06/11/2014) [-]
and as goat people we would not be capable of recognizing each other after a haircut.
#253 - Cops aren't a certain species, they are individuals. If one of… 06/11/2014 on Black and Blue +1
#7 - Or it could represent some people's longing for freedom, obliv… 06/09/2014 on we all know what this is 0
#486 - I held enter for about 2 hours 06/04/2014 on Tetris 0
#69 - first one is from Freddy Got Fingered. This is the most vu… 06/04/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +1
#231 - America is the land of extremes, you've got the smartest, most… 06/04/2014 on Let the hate flow through... +1
#230 - I live in Belgium, the second country to legalise euthanasia f…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Let the hate flow through... +1
User avatar #231 - carthos (06/04/2014) [-]
America is the land of extremes, you've got the smartest, most enlightened people, and the dumbest of shits ever...
#21 - It is said to have the answer to why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 06/03/2014 on Things that you can't afford +7
#157 - Lucario + moltress (wings on back ***** ) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon Combination Comp. 2 +1
#126 - Allright dude, I'll say I'm a pescetarian I'm just annoyed… 05/31/2014 on Kitten force fed vegan food... 0
#3288 - *roll image* 05/31/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#111 - I'm a vegan (not one of those annoying ranting ones though) an…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Kitten force fed vegan food... 0
#125 - iamnuff (05/31/2014) [-]
yeah, what anon said.

"vegan" means "no animal flesh or byproducts" (so no meat, milk, cheese ect)

vegitarians can go for fish (though i'v no idea why) but eating it means you aren't technically a vegan.

that said, it's probably the reason you have no health problems.

vegan diets are notoriously low on protein, (because for most people, it comes in meat and milk, which you have to avoid) but fish is a great source for protein, to make up for that deficiency before it can harm you.


granted, you could get the same result by saying "i'm a vegan, but I eat beef steaks" and have that beef be your only source of protein, but whatever.
User avatar #126 - carthos (05/31/2014) [-]
Allright dude, I'll say I'm a pescetarian
I'm just annoyed by vegans (and extreme religous people and feminists) who ruin it for the rest by being pricks
#112 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
If you eat fish, you aren't a vegan. Vegans refrain from all animal products. You would be a pescetarian.
#28 - Doesn't work with fat people either 05/30/2014 on What did she expect? +2
#1810 - Picture 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
#38 - If you like red apples you've obviously never seen other apple…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on . +16
User avatar #86 - eezo (05/31/2014) [-]
Yes but Red Apples are the actual most common
#67 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Bro, are you dumb, they said "if you think all..." because some people can't accept that breasts can be different looking.
#6252 - **carthos rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#15 - Not the brightest bulb i'm afraid 05/27/2014 on size +1
#13 - That's just asking for someone to make a cake - icing - fat joke  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on size +1
#14 - faimbot (05/27/2014) [-]
that was the joke hence the creepy smile. I TRUSTED YOU, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
User avatar #15 - carthos (05/27/2014) [-]
Not the brightest bulb i'm afraid
#11 - They allready sugarcoat everything enough themselves  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2014 on size +21
User avatar #46 - ronyx (05/28/2014) [-]
Is this a bukkake reference?
#27 - hattheifbatman (05/27/2014) [-]
How to get a fat woman on the bed
Piece of cake
#12 - faimbot (05/27/2014) [-]
Man that was just the icing on the cake....
#23 - herculespower (05/27/2014) [-]
#13 - carthos (05/27/2014) [-]
That's just asking for someone to make a cake - icing - fat joke
#14 - faimbot (05/27/2014) [-]
that was the joke hence the creepy smile. I TRUSTED YOU, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
User avatar #15 - carthos (05/27/2014) [-]
Not the brightest bulb i'm afraid
#58 - Skyrim, couldn't be too hard  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Xbox HUEG! 0
User avatar #73 - belikea (05/26/2014) [-]
I think my favorite thing to do in that game with skeletons is to get the block perk that slows time when an enemy does a power attack, find a skeleton, wait for it to do a power attack, shield bash, and watch its momentum carry it forward as it falls apart in slow motion
User avatar #65 - hypex (05/26/2014) [-]
you dont even need a weapon for those, you just need to slightly slap it and it falls to pieces
#28 - Yeah you're right, it's just that everyone read the comics dif… 05/22/2014 on Deadpool +2
#26 - I know I know, but in many people's opinions he was a bit too …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Deadpool 0
User avatar #27 - nightmaren (05/22/2014) [-]
I think that suits deadpool better. You only talk in a high voice when telling jokes if you want to get a laugh. Deadpool isn't a smartass constantly cracking jokes because he's trying to make people laugh, he just says them because they're the first things that come into his mind. He doesn't expect anybody to laugh, so he doesn't try to tell the joke in a way that would get laughs.
User avatar #28 - carthos (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right, it's just that everyone read the comics differently so it's hard to live up to expectations
#23 - The game portrayed him quite right, it shouldn't be that hard …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Deadpool -1
User avatar #24 - nightmaren (05/22/2014) [-]
The actor's not the problem. Ryan Reynolds did a great job in the beginning of the movie playing the role he was given.
User avatar #26 - carthos (05/22/2014) [-]
I know I know, but in many people's opinions he was a bit too serious, to low a voice
User avatar #27 - nightmaren (05/22/2014) [-]
I think that suits deadpool better. You only talk in a high voice when telling jokes if you want to get a laugh. Deadpool isn't a smartass constantly cracking jokes because he's trying to make people laugh, he just says them because they're the first things that come into his mind. He doesn't expect anybody to laugh, so he doesn't try to tell the joke in a way that would get laughs.
User avatar #28 - carthos (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right, it's just that everyone read the comics differently so it's hard to live up to expectations
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#1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Congrats in top comment.

also, hai.
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