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#9 - If there's a guy who's sexually attracted to children, but he'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on So many people 0
User avatar #30 - Thundergod (02/20/2015) [-]
In my opinion, he's actually BETTER than most people. Because he knows that he's in the wrong, and is actively making sure he doesn't fall to that level.
#6 - But all forms of sexual attraction are just fetishes, one more…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Chubby Chasin Deadpool -1
User avatar #62 - ruebezahl (02/19/2015) [-]
Yes, and her point was then that she wants more from him than sexual attraction.
#10 - finalrendition (02/19/2015) [-]
Ah, yes, most people have either a dick fetish or vagina fetish

Seriously though, fetishes are for things that aren't sexual in nature. Most sexual attraction isn't a fetish
#140 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
would red heads be a fetish? would being strongly attracted to a race of people be a fetish (not sexual like attracted to their racial appearance)? I'm trying to figure it out.
#77 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
So futa fetish isn't a real fetish?
User avatar #112 - cannibalvegan (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, feet aren't sexual in nature so I think it counts.
User avatar #144 - finalrendition (02/20/2015) [-]
Futa means chicks with dicks
User avatar #145 - cannibalvegan (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I saw yesterday that I misread his comment.
#119 - broswagonist (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #17 - jazzd (02/19/2015) [-]
But you don't get attracted to penis or vaginas, you like women (or men, but i'll stick with women)

What you like is her face, her body, her height, her breasts, her ass... you don't get to see the genitals until you have made your decision and went for it. So yeah, everything is a fetish in a broad sense of the term
#6 - Finally people are starting to understand that we don't need t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on [SAMPLE TEXT] 0
#11 - whyfalsewhy (02/17/2015) [-]
#22 - hue 02/08/2015 on George Washington 0
#40 - Yeah it's Belgian. It was one of our only moments of inter… 02/08/2015 on webm comp 1 +1
#18 - She should wear a suit! 02/07/2015 on Dank sweater comp +2
#69 - anyone recognize the voice from the Jack games? 02/07/2015 on wanna hear something cool? 0
#2 - Middle age suburb women are the neckbeards of christianity 02/02/2015 on Richard Dawkins Reads Some... 0
#81 - I think her post got enough publicity outside of the dating si…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Gold digger destroyed +1
#123 - mayoroftownsville (02/02/2015) [-]
How about the typos? And the fact that there is no J.P. Morgan, the company is J.P. Morgan Chase?
User avatar #168 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/02/2015) [-]
Well, J.P. Morgan was a person: he died a little over 100 years ago. The "Chase" comes from U.S. Secretary of the Treasury at the time the bank was opened, Salmon P. Chase (Before J.P. Morgan bought it)
#172 - mayoroftownsville (02/02/2015) [-]
When I say there is no J.P. Morgan, I am referring to the fact that no company currently bears that name. And that doesn't change the fact that there is no way in hell the person who wrote that response was the CEO of anything. Based on the grammar, they likely didn't even graduate high school.
User avatar #169 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh, I re-read your comment and I think I know what you mean. You're right -- there is no "J.P. Morgan" company.
#173 - mayoroftownsville (02/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, no problem. I made my reply before I read this, so please ignore the unnecessary meanness.
#419 - I used to as well, I then just acknowledged the things I t… 02/02/2015 on self assessment- worst enemy +1


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#1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Congrats in top comment.

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