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#64 - Corlan (12/02/2011) [-]
Ok kids, sit down and listen :
>The Chimer and the Dwemer decide to fuck up eachothers shit
>The Chimer march to meat the Dwemer army, led by Nerevar Indoril who's followed by Dagoth Ur and the three that later came to be known as the tribunal(Sotha Sil, Vivec, Almalexia)
>The Chimer fuck the Dwemers shit up and locate the Heart of Lorkhan(The main reason for the fight, they thought it a weapon the dwemer would use against them)
>Long shit drama happens that ends with the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur fighting over the heart with Nerevar who wants to destroy it.
>They fuck Nerevar's shit up
>A Wild Azura appears!
>She curses the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur and all the Chimer for foul deeds, henceforth they have "skins as dark as their heart and eyes as... something". And are known as Dunmer from now on
>From this point the rest was though a mystery, what happened to the Dwemer and so on, at least till Skyrim. So another story :
> Some Wigga Ice Elves called Falmer used to roll around Skyrim, Nords saw them rollin, they hatin.
>Fight, Falmer run away.
>Go to Dwemer lands and ask for help, "no problem brah" say the dwemer wearing their newest invention, Scumbag Steve hats.
>They enslave the Falmer. And make them eat at McDonalds everyday.
>Falmer envolve to fucked up shit who're almost blind and full of hate(they were the first brony haters too)
>They rebel, fuck Dwemer shit up, Dwemer dissapear, Falmer rule in their underground places.
Haven't been around TES Lore for a while, tried my best to recall, feel free to correct.
#80 - neoexdeath (12/02/2011) [-]
Your only mistake is that the Falmer attacked the Nords first. They thought the Nords would end up being dangerous. Three Nords survived their attack...who then came back from further north with an entire fucking army, bet their Snowy asses so hard that they ended up getting enslaved by the Dwemer, fed toxic blinding fungi, and left to devolve further and further after the Dwemer vanished.
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