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#3825 - **cartergrey rolled user tehlulzbringer ** 12/19/2011 on Secret Santa! 0
#3815 - **cartergrey rolled user guessmyusername ** 12/19/2011 on Secret Santa! 0
#3 - I couldn't agree more. People don't understand temperance anym… 12/13/2011 on Next Generation Of Bullies +121
#27 - Canonical lore stays that they were incredibly advanced and we…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2011 on dwemer locks +13
User avatar #64 - Corlan (12/02/2011) [-]
Ok kids, sit down and listen :

>The Chimer and the Dwemer decide to fuck up eachothers shit
>The Chimer march to meat the Dwemer army, led by Nerevar Indoril who's followed by Dagoth Ur and the three that later came to be known as the tribunal(Sotha Sil, Vivec, Almalexia)
>The Chimer fuck the Dwemers shit up and locate the Heart of Lorkhan(The main reason for the fight, they thought it a weapon the dwemer would use against them)
>Long shit drama happens that ends with the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur fighting over the heart with Nerevar who wants to destroy it.
>They fuck Nerevar's shit up
>A Wild Azura appears!
>She curses the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur and all the Chimer for foul deeds, henceforth they have "skins as dark as their heart and eyes as... something". And are known as Dunmer from now on
>From this point the rest was though a mystery, what happened to the Dwemer and so on, at least till Skyrim. So another story :

> Some Wigga Ice Elves called Falmer used to roll around Skyrim, Nords saw them rollin, they hatin.
>Fight, Falmer run away.
>Go to Dwemer lands and ask for help, "no problem brah" say the dwemer wearing their newest invention, Scumbag Steve hats.
>They enslave the Falmer. And make them eat at McDonalds everyday.
>Falmer envolve to fucked up shit who're almost blind and full of hate(they were the first brony haters too)
>They rebel, fuck Dwemer shit up, Dwemer dissapear, Falmer rule in their underground places.

Haven't been around TES Lore for a while, tried my best to recall, feel free to correct.
User avatar #80 - neoexdeath (12/02/2011) [-]
Your only mistake is that the Falmer attacked the Nords first. They thought the Nords would end up being dangerous. Three Nords survived their attack...who then came back from further north with an entire fucking army, bet their Snowy asses so hard that they ended up getting enslaved by the Dwemer, fed toxic blinding fungi, and left to devolve further and further after the Dwemer vanished.
User avatar #54 - MadameMeowmers (12/02/2011) [-]
Well shit, bet that sucked for Yagrum!

#47 - Picture 12/02/2011 on zero nominations +2
#27 - You're free to worship as you see fit. Churches are a beautifu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on Good thing about being atheist +4
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#169 - Picture 11/28/2011 on Get those dubs (Mulan parody) +3
#159 - Ugh... 11/25/2011 on Why +1
#2 - West Philadelphia to Bel Air. Will Smith took a cab.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2011 on Probably cheaper taking a... 0
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#9 - Picture 11/22/2011 on so much feel (read... +3
#16 - I was personally tired of seeing so many bridge comics, but th… 11/21/2011 on Thumbing4ever +1
#378 - **cartergrey rolled a random image** 11/15/2011 on Terry crews 0
#42 - It is grotesque. That is all you should know. 11/13/2011 on problem, us law? 0
#333 - True to Caesar. 11/13/2011 on Anonymous +1
#52 - Sure. 11/10/2011 on skyrim wins +1
#51 - They're both Bethesda games. Fallout 3 was a re-textured, re-s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2011 on skyrim wins 0
User avatar #56 - insanemanoo (11/11/2011) [-]
They've already released the name fo it? Wow, I was just looking up Bethesda on Wiki and saw some reference to Fallout 4 I didn't know that they'd named it yet.
#49 - Todd Howard said that dragons won't be available as mounts in …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2011 on skyrim wins +1
User avatar #50 - thejokerxx (11/10/2011) [-]
ok then thank you
#52 - cartergrey (11/10/2011) [-]
#20 - >Male >Human >Monk >Lawful Neutral >… 11/10/2011 on chaoticneutral's profile 0
#12 - Dude. DnD name. Molto bene. 11/10/2011 on Look at the description! 0
#340 - I'm sure it will look great on your Xbox. If you're wanting to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on My friend just sent me this... 0
User avatar #342 - masterofallgoats (11/09/2011) [-]
Eh, I'm too cheap to buy an HD capable television, but I don't mind. It should look badass anyway.
#308 - I recommend Xbox. The graphics will be the same unless your Xb…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2011 on My friend just sent me this... +1
User avatar #318 - masterofallgoats (11/09/2011) [-]
My Xbox is one of the old 20 GB fatsos you think it'll look okay? Also, you're point about the DLC pretty much decided it for me. Thanks.
User avatar #340 - cartergrey (11/09/2011) [-]
I'm sure it will look great on your Xbox. If you're wanting to play in Hi-def you'll need the right cables, but you probably got them with your console. All of the gameplay videos we've seen so far have been on Xbox and they're beautiful.
User avatar #342 - masterofallgoats (11/09/2011) [-]
Eh, I'm too cheap to buy an HD capable television, but I don't mind. It should look badass anyway.
#303 - I have to wait until the midnight release... RAAaggghh!!! Damn it all. 11/09/2011 on My friend just sent me this... +2
#87 - Here, I like this one. 11/09/2011 on gif of Sarah J.P. morphing... 0
#47 - The bottom three knuckles aren't necessarily more in-line wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2011 on I'm sure no one will notice. +2
#187 - rgarnett (11/08/2011) [-]
Thanks for agreeing chap! thumbs for you.
User avatar #124 - MusicalWeasel (11/08/2011) [-]
yeah, I guess it really depends on how your taught..
User avatar #63 - MetallicaForever (11/08/2011) [-]
Anatomy up in this bitch!!!
#28 - Portal Cat has no front legs.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on Portal Cat +11
User avatar #29 - jinjo (11/08/2011) [-]
front legs are for pussies..

which makes this even weirder cause this is a pussy without them

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#24 - cartergrey (02/11/2014) [-]
Upon this, a fine enough night, I declared joy to the night sky and the shifting clouds and glowing moon. Happy to be here, and be alive on this new holiday of mine. Happier still, to know that for some night, maybe even an instant, That this holiday made someone I care about also happy. That they bore a sincere smile; even for an instant.
Worthy, this night, or noting here. On this grey tablet where I stow what thoughts I can't go without. Glad to have been experiencing this night, and into the future I fight on, knowing that this isn't the furthest I can take this. I will see you soon, because VALEO PROSVM, and I'll earn that which I recieve. HPYBDAY
User avatar #23 - twi (12/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - cartergrey (02/23/2013) [-]
“There is no conflict between the ideal of religion and the ideal of science, but science is opposed to theological dogmas because science is founded on fact. To me, the universe is simply a great machine which never came into being and never will end. The human being is no exception to the natural order. Man, like the universe, is a machine. Nothing enters our minds or determines our actions which is not directly or indirectly a response to stimuli beating upon our sense organs from without.” -Nikola Tesla
User avatar #10 - cartergrey (02/20/2013) [-]
Even though people claim beauty is subjective, it can also be objective in certain aspects. Take for instance the painting. The woman, at that time, was attractive. Why? Because fat meant a good life. You couldn't get fat by being anyone in those times. Why do we see fat people generally unattractive now? Well... because we live in the present where getting fat is a sign of laziness, and gluttony, and lack of self control or respect for your own body. A lot of other things are objectively beautiful or ugly, if you look within the context of the era.
User avatar #6 - ryuuk (02/12/2013) [-]
do you even lift?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ryuuk (02/13/2013) [-]
that reminds me of rob that one time.
#9 to #8 - cartergrey (02/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, dude.
Oh yeah, dude.
User avatar #1 - cartergrey (05/13/2012) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE **** !!! I just ******* want that happiness, that place that I think I belong in. I ******* bled for four goddamn years through and through and I may as well be a stranger to you. ******* HELL.

Goddammit, I just want you to linger in my airspace a while. I want YOU to look into ME for once. I ******* Die Every Night Now. This is so much worse than whiling away those empty hours when I was alone. Now I am ALIVE, and It burns like hellfire through my eyes. My skin ******* CRAWLS when I think that you may be preyed upon as you leave my protective reach. How can I be such an transparent thing, passed over as though the air barely changes currents. Or am I worse?
Am I the pariah unaware of his state? Do I encroach upon you and your life as a parasite? **** ! Why can't you see me... just... once?

A groan of tedium escapes me, startling the fearful. I have become too accustomed to being a figment in time for you. But I'm still right here, giving blood, keeping faith. And I don't really have anything to show for it... I can only pray that the answers will come as my trials grow.
User avatar #2 to #35 - cartergrey (05/13/2012) [-]
The world isn't going to get any better since we have caught ourselves in a feedback loop of institutionalized dissatisfaction and rage. We have practically eradicated the only things that give human existence any meaning (compassion and empathy) and then we piss and moan about how harsh and meaningless it all is. We have an economy which is fueled by nothing more than keeping everyone as needy and unhappy as it can, we accept as a maxim that others are different and that everyone is necessarily out for themselves, we only change (by necessity) from one unsustainable mode of living to the next unsustainable mode of living, and then we wonder why we feel unfulfilled, lonely and pointless... doing everything in our power to avoid coming to the obvious conclusion that we have permitted all of our personal misery and done our best to ensure the misery of everyone else in the process.

Nothing would be easier than making the world a better place, an ACTUAL better place for everyone, but since turning self destruction around requires a collective will and, most importantly, the ability to put aside pettiness, nothing is less likely to ever happen.
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